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"Whew... Whew··· It's that damn dream again. Banner pressed the mechanical metronome at the head of the bed, sweat already covering his body.

He took out a bottle of soda from the refrigerator, walked out of the door, looked at the house next to Bibi and shook his head: "How long am I going to hide in this hell·······ish place?" I need that kind of flower. ”

As usual, make some barely swallowable food, take out a Portuguese-English dictionary, turn on the TV and tune to the animation channel to slowly practice your new language, and when Banner arrives at the door of the Jiu-Jitsu gym, he hears the sound of falling to the ground inside?

Pushing open the door and walking inside, I found that there was already a person practicing with the teacher, and another person was holding a camera on the side? Super fierce cat?

The moment Banner saw their looks, he stopped, they... Are you here to arrest me? No, the general knows very well that it is impossible for two people to subdue him, is this place already surrounded? When will the general let the soldiers in with cameras instead of guns?

Just when Banner wanted to leave, the teacher had already seen Banner coming in, and he pulled up Stark who fell to the ground, "Hey, you're here, come here, these two are new students, they seem to have participated in a TV show to experience life, it just so happens that you are an old student, come and give them a demonstration." ”

“····· TV show?"

"That's right... Ahem, teacher, can you do it lightly..." Tony stood up and looked at Watson's 'target', this is the person Watson was looking for?

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the material that can fight with Watson's pervert, I feel like I can put him down·····

Banner looked at the teacher suspiciously and said, "What TV show?"

"Metamorphosis, have you heard of it?" Watson walked over and looked at the Hulk, a little excitement in his eyes but quickly hidden, Banner was very sensitive now.

"The Metamorphosis is to make those rich and poor people swap identities to experience each other's lives, and he is the rich man who participated in this show, and the exchange object has already made a plane to New York. ”

Banner let his guard down a little and said, "It sounds like this show is good, it makes a lot of sense." Then you are..."

Watson raised the camera in his hand, "I am..."

"He's my bodyguard..." Tony pretended not to see Watson's sharp gaze and continued: "You also know that although I participated in this kind of cheating show, my own safety must be guaranteed, I heard that it is not peaceful here, so I proposed to the program team to let my people help them record the video, so as to protect my safety." And I've heard of the famous Jiu-Jitsu in Brazil, so let's see if I can learn it, so, you're an old student here, do you need me to call you Senior Brother or pay homage?" said Tony, and took out a few 100-denomination raya and handed them to Banner.

"No, no, no, I'm not that kind of person. Banner hurriedly waved his hand, although Hulk was an out-and-out saboteur whose only interest was smashing. But he is a pacifist completely.

"Really?"

"Of course, not really. "It seems that I am too worried, that Thunder General will not use such gentle means.

The teacher sat down cross-legged in the middle and said, "Okay, let's all sit down." ”

After everyone sat down, even Madara sat on the ground, the teacher saw Madara's movements, and Watson opened his mouth to explain: "It's very smart, so I trained it since I was a child, and I think he can listen to the class together?"

The teacher was silent for a moment and said, "Well, it has good eyes!

"Meow!"

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The teacher turned to Banner and said, "Bruce, you come and sit across from me first, and you'll have to go to work later." Just give them a demonstration. ”

"Going to work, is there an office building here?" asked Tony, looking at Banner.

"No, no, no, I'm just a poor man, in the soda factory not far away, where a lot of people work. ”

"Can you show me around it later? I'm curious about that kind of factory, and to be honest I haven't seen it yet. ”

"Hmmm... Well, that's okay too. ”

"First of all..." The teacher raised his voice and began his lesson when he saw that the crowd had quieted down.

At this moment, Watson leaned into Tony's ear and whispered, "The acting is good, but you actually say that I am a bodyguard? ”

"Don't be so stingy, you don't look like a crew member no matter how you look like this. But does this thing really work? I stood in armor and let him fight as he pleased. ”

"But there will always be times when you don't wear armor, like now. ”

“··· Then I'll make a suit of armor that can be worn at any time!"

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"First of all, you have to practice breathing. ”

"Wait... Sorry for interrupting, isn't there anyone here who can't breathe?" Tony couldn't help but hear the teacher's first words.

"Not that simple breath, but deeper breathing, and that breathing that helps you control your emotions. The teacher patted his chest and continued: "This is the place to control your emotions, you have to control your body through your breathing, and thus control your emotions. That's it. Shhh~Whew~Hush~" The teacher began to inhale quickly and regularly.

"Make use of your diaphragm. His abdomen began to rhythm with the rhythm of his breathing.

"Meow... Shh Shh Meow?" Madara rubbed his stomach and was actually studying very seriously...

Tony glared at the teacher, "You... Won't you spit out the food like that?"

"Not really, that Stark, I heard you have some symptoms, too?"

"yes, I sometimes get anxiety, insomnia, headaches, you know people like me have to worry a lot..."

Stark ··· Stark?And Banner was stunned for a moment after hearing what the teacher said, and then kept repeating the name in the same place, suddenly raised his head and looked at Tony and said, "Stark, are you Tony Stark?"

Tony froze suddenly, then turned to Watson and said, "Didn't you say that few people here know me?"

Watson leaned into his ear and said, "I should have heard it before, but he shouldn't know about the recent events." ”

Tony shrugged at Banner, "You know me, I heard no one here will recognize me, I just came to this show, you know if I was surrounded by a bunch of fans, I probably wouldn't have experienced anything, so..."

"Oh, I know... I've only heard about you on TV before, that's all. Banner suddenly remembered that he was a little reckless, and almost revealed his information.