Chapter 107: People are more popular than dead people
What kind of program team actually picked this ghost place, Banner breathed a sigh of relief, so he was even more sure that it was not the general's person.
"Alright gentlemen, can we get started?" the teacher watched as several people interrupted him repeatedly
"Of course. ”
The teacher demonstrated again the use of the diaphragm to control the abdomen, and then began to breathe quickly and regularly, saying: "If you want to control your emotions, you must learn to control your body, and you, Mr. Stark, the symptoms you mentioned can also be controlled and calm yourself." ”
Tony said to Watson, "I think that trick is good, I want to learn that." ”
"Bruce, you come first, control your anger, control your pulse, come breathe, yes, breathe. ”
Syllable!
It's a shaver to go up!
"Meow~!(っ°◇°;) っ?”
Tony was stupid directly, and Madara's action of rubbing his stomach slowly stiffened·····
"Breathe, keep breathing. ”
Syllable!
The backhand is another ear scraper...
Meow!∑( ̄ロ ̄|||) !!”
Tony hurriedly shook his head at Watson: "This is not for me, I won't learn it... Don't let anyone try to stop me. ”
"Wait..." Banner looked at his pulse counter, which had jumped to 149.
"Teacher, I'm here today, I'm going to work. ”
"Well, good..."
Tony quickly stood up and said to the teacher, "Ahhhh Well, teacher, can we go and follow him first? We'll come back to you again. We can learn something else..."
"Of course, you are always welcome to come and learn. ”
And Watson felt that this was an opportunity to enrich himself, not including a slap in the face... Watson felt that he was not as good as Banner, and he would definitely not be able to help but hack him to death...
Watson stepped forward and said, "I want to learn martial arts, and I hope you can teach it to me." ”
The teacher looked at Watson's serious expression and nodded: "I will teach everyone who really wants to learn with my heart." ”
"Thank you. ”
After Tony and Watson followed Banner out, Tony couldn't help but ask as they walked down the road, "Why..." Do you have to get a slap in the face to learn jiu-jitsu?"
"Meow?!" Madara also raised his little head to look at Banner.
"No, no, no, of course not, I'm just special, I need to control my anger, if I'm angry, something bad can happen. ”
"Heart disease?"
"Uh... Almost... What about you, the teacher is very strict, why are you so polite?"
"Maybe it's because... I'll pay for a year's worth of tuition. It's not expensive anyway. ”
Banner couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "It seems that some habits are not easy to change, right?" ”
"You're right, so why do you think I'm going to be my guy on video. ”
Watson rolled his eyes, put down the camera in his hand, and walked behind, looking at the flow of people on the street, it should be people who go to work.
"What about the people who run factories here?"
Banner looked at Watson and said, "The boss is not bad, but there are some people who should be more hostile to people like us." You know, this kind of person is everywhere. ”
"I also hope that there will be a few people who don't have long eyes, and I am on fire right now. ”
When Tony heard this, he silently put on his sunglasses.
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Banner led them to the door and said, "Okay, I need to change my uniforms, you guys are here, I don't know if you can go in..."
"Hey, you're here... Who are they? Are they looking for a job? Like you?" is the boss here.
"Oh no..." Just as Banner was about to say something, he saw Tony and Watson shaking their heads at him, Banner nodded and said to the boss, "Yes, they're here to look for a job, but it's only temporary, like me." They know a lot of things just like me and are very smart. ”
Tony and Watson's eyes widened.
Watson leaned over to Tony, "Did you mean that?"
"No, what about you?"
"Me neither..."
The boss walked up to the two and said, "I heard him say that you are as smart as he is, I like smart employees, welcome to join us." I'll give you uniforms tomorrow, and I'll forget it today. After the boss finished speaking, he walked away directly, muttering as he walked: How does that mustachioed man look like····· No, it shouldn't be him, the richest man in the world who came to work under me? I probably haven't woken up yet...
Watson looked at it and hurriedly stepped forward to Banner and said, "Why do you say we're here to find a job?"
"I thought... You're telling me not to tell who you really are·····" Banner looked at the expressions of the two and realized that he had misunderstood ==: "Sorry..."
"Forget it, it's about experiencing life anyway... Maybe it can give me some inspiration. ”
"Gave you the inspiration to study the Soda Warframe?"
"Sounds good, maybe one of my collections. ”
"Meow?"
"I'll buy you a soda to drink in a while, so you can drink as much as you want. ”
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Watson, who walked into the processing room of the factory, noticed the label on the finished product on the side: Exporting country - rice country.
And when I looked back, I found that Tony found a beautiful woman here for the first time····· I don't know where to say something.
Watson looked at the little beauty with goggles and nodded, "It does look quite tasteful, Tony's eyes are always the first to catch where the beauty is, more accurate than Jarvis." ”
Banner, dressed in his overalls, walked up to Watson and said, "He's always been like this, hasn't he?"
That's right, he usually only thinks about the activities of the day with his lower body. ”
"Meow?"
"No, you're not. ”
"I hear you, don't speak ill of me behind my back. ”
Watson and Tony found a place to live near him through Banner, and the landlord gave him a bargain.
Because of Watson, Banner no longer has to eat his own fried food, and as for the rest, it is no different from the first day.
Banner still goes to work as before, Tony is lazy at work + picks up girls every day, Watson skips work and takes Madara to learn jiu-jitsu with his heart, just when the boss can't stand it and wants to fire the two, Tony pulls him to the corner sneakily doesn't know what to do, and since then the boss has stood at the door early every day to greet him with a smile·····
At one point, Banner finally couldn't help but ask Tony, "Mr. Stark, what did you say to your boss·····?"
"Huh? I just bought the factory and let him be an agent. Also, just call me Stark. ”
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Banner looked at the goods in his hand and suddenly felt that he had lost his motivation...