Thirteen, fighting wits and selling pears
Ximenqing was tired, and found that there was a pear seller in front of him, pushing a cart of pears, Ximenqing went over to ask for one, and he ignored Ximenqing. Ximenqing said that if you give Ximenqing the worst pear, you won't lose anything, but he still ignores Ximenqing. Ximenqing said to him a few times, at this time, a kind aunt spent money to buy a pear and gave it to Ximenqing, Ximenqing hurriedly thanked, wanted to ask the aunt to do a good thing to the end, scan the code to pay herself one yuan, and the aunt left without looking back.
Ximenqing's heart was traumatized again, and he went to find two buddies at night, Ah Wolf and Ah Yi. As soon as the matter was said, before Brother Wolf could speak, Brother Wolf spoke first: "Little thing, I'll be the one who sells pears tomorrow."
The next day, Brother Ji disguised himself as a Taoist priest, walked to the front of the car selling pears, suddenly sat down on the ground slumped, made a parched and painful appearance, and begged for a pear to eat in an almost pleading tone, and the eyes of the pear seller were about to turn to the sky. Half an hour later, the kind aunt from yesterday reappeared and bought another pear for Brother Miao. Brother Ji stood up with a carp, stared at the pear seller with round eyes, pointed to the sky with his arms, and then drew a "ten" character on his chest, chanted "Amitabha Buddha", and finally pointed to the pear seller, saying that he had no mercy, and could only scold here. Brother Ji ate the pears cleanly and wiped his mouth, as if they were very sweet. He bowed to his kind aunt and begged for a pot of boiling water, saying that he could make the leftover pear seeds he had just eaten grow into a large pear tree immediately, and it would be full of delicious pears, but he needed to water the tree with boiling water. The people watching the excitement on the side immediately became interested, and the onlookers surrounded Brother Ji.
At this time, the pear seller outside the crowd laughed and said loudly: "Everyone, the scene in the story of Liaozhai's "Planting Pears" is exactly the same as now, that Taoist priest is magical, and the pear tree he planted is the handrail of my pear selling car, and the pear on the pear tree is the pear in my car. However, in the story of "Planting Pears" in Liaozhai, I was attracted to watch the excitement and watch him plant trees. β
The crowd of onlookers blamed Brother Miao, saying: "This Taoist priest is shameless and steals pears." Someone else said: "I rarely see a Taoist priest now, and occasionally I can see a few monks, it should be a fake Taoist priest, a liar, please be careful of your property." βγγγγγγ
Brother Wolf was very embarrassed in the crowd, and at a critical moment, the eldest brother arrived in time. Brother Wolf is wearing a black vest that can show off his strong chest muscles, and his arms are tattooed with wolf heads, which is very stylish, and there are two errands behind Brother Wolf (Ximenqing is now one of them). As soon as Brother Wolf spoke, there was the domineering spirit of the eldest brother, "What's wrong?!What's wrong?!Isn't it just a pear, you have a cart of pears, and he asks you for one, what can you lose? Because you don't give it, that's why it's the current situation, if something happens today, it's also caused by you selling pears!"
At this time, an old man who was watching the excitement slowly said to everyone: "I think these people are unreasonable and bully pear sellers." It's true that people have a cart of pears, but why should they give you one? Young man, your reasoning doesn't make sense, the bank opposite has a thousand tons of gold reserves, you can go and say that you give me a kilogram of gold, anyway, you have so much, it's not a big deal. You saw a beautiful beauty on the road, and you used to say, "Beauty, you have more than 20,000 nights in your life, just give me one night, and you don't have much to lose." β
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