14. Aunt Li of Ximenqing's wife
Li Congming is a cleaner aunt. She recently watched "Liao Zhai" when she was fine, and in the chapter "The Fox in the Bottle", it was said that a woman was entangled by a fox spirit, and the fox spirit often hid in a bottle, and the woman found an opportunity to block the mouth of the bottle and boiled the fox, and there was a pile of hair left in the bottle at the end.
Aunt Li Congming was a little anxious, what if she was entangled by a fox spirit? There is no bottle at home. This is not good, Aunt Li acted immediately, bought, picked up, and wanted, and made a lot of bottles to put at home. Aunt Li laid out the bottles at home according to the layout of the Nine Palaces Gossip, and the house was full of bottles, and the living room, hallway, and bedroom were densely arranged.
Aunt Li's husband had to bypass these bottles every time he went to bed, and unconsciously practiced the footwork of the Bagua Array. The layout of the bottle is very exquisite, some places are narrow, you have to turn around, but also raise your hands to keep your body balanced, slowly, a set of Baguazhang is also practiced. Two months later, Aunt Li's husband's frozen shoulder was cured, and the waist disc did not protrude; after another half a year, the company organized a physical examination, and Aunt Li's husband's "three highs" fell back to the normal level, and the company colleagues envied him for having a good wife.
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In the corners of the city, underground sewage pipes were laid a few years ago, and a few large cement pipes remained. Hu is an abandoned baby who sleeps in a cement pipe every night. In the morning, Hu Li's face and sometimes bath in a nearby creek, and then walk two kilometers to the gate of Aunt Li's community, where there is a garbage can, like a big green bottle. Her three meals are solved from this big "bottle", and occasionally she can pick up things that can be sold for money, and she will accumulate the money when she sells them.
Once, Hu Li's chicken leg bones were picked up in a big green "bottle", which she thought was the most delicious thing in the world, and since then her life dream has been fixed to eat chicken, and she is determined to eat all the chickens in the world.
Hu Li saw that children of her age carried schoolbags from the community to school in the morning, and their parents sent them, she was very envious. At night, Hu Li sneaked into the school and saw a young and handsome teacher preparing for class, so she climbed to the roof to eavesdrop, silently memorized, silently learned, and she also used the money from the sale of garbage to buy a notebook and pencils. After a long time, Hu Lifu wanted to give the teacher a gift, but she didn't have anything, she ruthlessly cut off her hair, which was the only thing she could take out, she braided a bow with her hair, and planned to give it to the young and handsome teacher.
In the morning, she took the bow to the big green "bottle" at the entrance of the community to find breakfast, the bow was her most beloved thing, the only thing, was woven by her beautiful long hair, she took it with her everywhere she went, until it was handed over to the princely him. Hu Tanuki jumped into the big green "bottle", suddenly, she felt a lot of pain in her feet, it turned out that she didn't know who threw broken glass in it, her feet pierced into several pieces, she fainted in pain. Fortunately, she was only dizzy for a few minutes, Hu Lifu couldn't take care of breakfast, she pushed open the lid of the big "bottle", and was about to go out, when suddenly someone shouted: "There are thieves, someone steals garbage", "Catch it, kill it"...
Hu Lixi was so frightened that she cried, she climbed out of the big "bottle" with all her might, and confronted several male cleaners with brooms, ready to beat her.