Chapter 1014 Don't Call Me Teletubbies! Lao Tzu is a lightning rod!!

Roast suckling pig itself is an extremely classic delicacy, whether it is at home or abroad, it can be said that there are hundreds of millions of fans on the Internet, and now after Ye Fei's superb cooking skills, it is presented to everyone again, and it almost instantly captures the appetite of all the audience, and even a few "foreigners" are a little unbearable at this time.

The red-haired elf looked at the screen in front of him and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "This son seems to be a little fierce." ”

The blue lizard turned his head to look at Lao Han and said, "Old Han, are all of you earthlings like this? If all of them are like this, then we won't be able to play." ”

Lao Han smiled: "Didn't I say it? I don't know this very well, the earth hasn't been back for a long time, and I'm also curious about what this generation of civilization is, but judging from this kid, it shouldn't be bad." ”

Lu Lin said: "Then go back and have a look." ”

The iron man said: "Old Han, if you want to go back, take me." ”

Several people all looked at the Tin Man, not understanding why this guy was following.

Seeing that the other four people were looking at him for no reason, the tin man scratched his head with his big paws, brought out a string of sparks, and then pointed to the display screen in front of him, and said, "Go find this guy to get something to eat." ”

The blue lizard said disdainfully, "What are you eating as a tin man?"

"Why can't we eat it? Although we have an iron skin, all the systems in the body are still the same as yours, and the outer skin is just the result of long-term evolution. ”

"Hehe, I'll go too. ”

The red-haired elf put his hands behind his back, looking like I was handsome and I didn't want to go with you, and said, "Also..... Take me with you, too. ”

Scene.

After Ye Fei's roasted suckling pig removed all the internal organs and went into the water, the net weight was still twelve catties, compared to four people, this weight was very sufficient, and an average of three catties per person was three catties, and it stands to reason that he couldn't eat it at all.

But something that made people speechless happened, and everyone watched the twelve-pound roast suckling pig shrink on the plate in front of the video, until all the bones were left.

After finally eating, the glacier white bear kept fingering.

And the Pampas Eagle picked up the bones in front of him, and then stroked them again very seriously, and after finishing them, his eyes were fixed on the bones in front of Ye Fei and the chicken professionals.

Ye Fei and the professional chicken farmer saw it, hurriedly threw all the bones, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "There is no need for this, there is really no need for this." ”

The Pampas Eagle smiled embarrassedly: "Ye Shen, in fact, I really can't help it." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

I'll go, and there are people who can't help but pick pig bones?

Glacier White Bear laughed and said: "Ye Shen, this can't blame us, this is really the first time we have eaten this kind of superb food, let alone such food in our place, it is not easy to find more than this tenth of the taste, you know, the conditions in our place are like that, the food is not too delicious, it is good if it can be cooked." ”

The Pampas Eagle also smiled and said: "That's right, it's the same with us there, we have an old man who is very good at making food, and people around us like to call him Daddy the God of Food, the food we make there can be said to be unique, but there is no way to compare with what you do with Ye Shen." ”

As a result, as soon as the Pampas Eagle's words were finished, a message came out of the live broadcast room.

"Boy Sbroon, do you still want to eat Daddy's mille-feuille sandwich when you come back? I am already angry when you say this to me, you can't eat anything when you come back, and I won't give you a drink of my fruit wine even if I pour it out. ”

When the Pampas Eagle saw this news, his face turned green directly, and he hurriedly said, "You are ...... Daddy Carasol?"

"Hahaha, who would say that except for my old man?"

"Daddy Karasol, you're also watching Ye Shen's show?"

"Of course, I think all of us are watching it today, because they all heard that you went to Ye Shen's show, how about it?

"Daddy Carasol, it's delicious, this taste is really something I've never tasted in my life, I know you may have a bad feeling in your heart when I say this, but I still have to say this, I can't deceive my own heart, of course, I can't deceive you. ”

The audience named Karasol made a smile and said, "That's right, if my level can catch up with Ye Shen, then I am also a world celebrity." ”

Seeing that Karasol was not angry, the Pampas Eagle laughed.

Everyone in the live broadcast room finally had a chance to take a breath, one by one, some were still reminiscing about the delicious taste of the roast suckling pig just now, some were making up the picture just now, and more were thinking about how to get some crispy pigs to eat.

However, some people found that the live broadcast room was different from just now, because the twists and turns disappeared.

That's right, the crooked thing left Ye Fei's live broadcast room, but it didn't take long for it to reappear, and as soon as he came in, he shouted: "Come and see, come and see, it's this guy, don't you know, this guy made a roast just now...... What kind of thing is baked, fragrant, really fragrant, Lao Tzu has never smelled such fragrant food, the color is red in gold, red is golden, swaying, look at Lao Tzu's saliva is flowing out. ”

As soon as the goods were finished, a viewer named Conductive Lightning Rod sent a message: "Little Bend, where's the thing?"

Another quicksand named Galloping also had a confused expression and said, "That's it, what about the things?

"This thing must have fooled us, didn't you hear him say it just now? He didn't know what it was baking, and he said it was fragrant. ”

"Little Bend, this is your mistake, in our minds, you have always been a very honest child, and you have greatly reduced your image in our minds by doing this. ”

"Huh~~ Earth anchor, what the hell is the earth?"

"Ha, don't you say I really haven't noticed, how did an earth anchor jump out?

"Khan, it's only the fourth level of the blue diamond, this can also make Xiao Wanwan make a fuss?"

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, a blue diamond level 4 anchor on a planet I've never heard of, actually made Xiao Wanwan scream. ”

"Ye Fei, who is Ye Fei?"

Xiao Wanwan said frantically: "Don't call me Xiao Wanwan, how many times have I said it?!I tell you, I really didn't lie to you, this person's food is really amazing, I have never seen such a great anchor who makes food, it's true, I smell the aroma, everyone is a good friend, I will call you over, this person's show is absolutely wonderful." ”

As soon as they heard this from the bend, the gang didn't believe it even more.

"Is there a mistake? Little Bend, you look stupid watching the live broadcast, right? I also smell the aroma, I don't know where this special earth is, if I don't come over to take a look, I don't know that there is a planet called the earth in the universe, and I don't know how far away it is, you still smell the aroma? Are you drunk and confused?"

The galloping quicksand group of people were all amused by the words of this product, and they all smiled wildly.

Bend and Twist is completely out of line, these friends of their own don't believe their own words, just now it was really a miracle, you have experienced it yourself, why don't you believe it? You also said, Lao Tzu is an honest person, and you don't believe what honest people say?

"You have to believe me, I really saw him make a big and red delicacy just now, it's so classic, it's so fragrant, I can't help it when I think about it now." Again, he emphasized.

The galloping couch gave a look of disdain, and said, "Big and red, I didn't see the big and red food, I just saw a bunch of bones that seemed to be something." ”

"That's when they ate that food, this bone is in that food, I don't believe you can ask other people in the live broadcast room, although there are very few people here, but they have all seen it. ”

The conductive lightning rod looked at the number of online viewers in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, made a pouting expression, and said: "It's less than two billion people, and such an anchor is embarrassed to come to the interstellar live broadcast army to mix, Xiao Wanwan, I will stay and watch, I want to watch him with my own eyes being overwhelmed by the live broadcast army of other planets, and I have never heard of it on Earth." ”

Many times the contradiction starts with giving a sentence.

When this alien conductive lightning rod didn't say this, nearly two billion viewers in Ye Fei's live broadcast room were all curious about these aliens, but now this guy is saying this about Ye Fei, these people can't bear it, what the hell are you aliens, dare to insult Ye Shen, scare him!

So a group of people appeared in a little coaxing, although the message that could be displayed in the message bar was limited, but these people still began to send messages one by one to frantically scare the lightning rod.

"What kind of plane are you doing? Who do you say is submerged? Lightning rod, I don't need to see your appearance at all, I know that you have an antenna on your head, and a conductive lightning rod, I think you are a conductive teletubbies. ”

"The leaf god is submerged?hahaha, the gods are all laughing!"

"If you haven't watched Ye Shen's show, you don't have the right to speak, it's not me who says a big thing, although I haven't watched the shows of other planetary food anchors, but I fully believe that Ye Shen can kill them in seconds with any delicacy. ”

"That's right, Ye Shen joined the interstellar live broadcast army not to be submerged, but to conquer, open your lightning rod-like eyes and see clearly, in the near future, all the people of all planets must remember one name, that is-Ye Shen!"

"Conductive Teletubbies, I remember you, do you dare to make a bet, if Ye Shen can conquer five billion Galaxy audiences, what can you do?" Brother Hua couldn't help it, and shouted directly into the microphone.

Conductive lightning rod: "......"

"I rub, can you still talk here? How can you speak? Can you hear me when I speak?"

"Don't think about it, this is for a microphone, we didn't grab it earlier, let alone you, don't interrupt, answer Brother Hua's question, if Ye Shen can conquer five billion Galaxy audiences, you always have to give a statement. "Brother Caizi said.

"That's right, hurry up and give me a statement. ”

"Give me an explanation. ”

"Teletubbies, do you dare to bet?"

"Damn, you're talking?"

"Scared, this thing must be scared. ”

The news flew and flashed in the message bar rapidly, and everyone didn't know if this conductive lightning rod could be seen.

Seeing that this guy had no voice, the other audience members slowly slowed down to send messages.

At this time, the conductive lightning rod made a crazy expression and said: "Don't call me Teletubbies!! Lao Tzu is a lightning rod! Five billion? You really dare to say it, don't say that this person named Ye Fei conquered five billion viewers, even if he conquered five billion viewers, Lao Tzu rewarded him with a thousand interstellar spaceships!"

Click~~

As soon as the words of the conductive lightning rod were finished, the entire live broadcast room exploded directly.

No way, a thousand interstellar spaceships, one is 200,000, and a thousand is 200 million!

What is this concept?

It can be said that this shot directly killed all the viewers on the earth in seconds, in the eyes of many people, it was ruthless enough to eat all over the world and I was a foodie or even an old man in Nanjiang, but now I am directly defeated in front of this conductive lightning rod, and people dare to reward thousands of interstellar spaceships in one breath, worth 200 million!

As a result, before everyone could react, the galloping quicksand also sent a message: "Count me in, if this person named Ye Fei can conquer 500 million interstellar audiences, I will also reward thousands of interstellar spaceships!"

Everyone: "......"

However, something that made people really feel crazy happened, followed by the rushing quicksand, and all these people who were called over by Twist and Twist said that they would reward interstellar spaceships or interstellar aircraft carriers, starting with five hundred, and the highest one thousand!

Not to mention the audience this time, even Ye Fei was a little dumbfounded.

This thing is still muttering in his heart.

"These aliens...... Is the family all mining?"