Chapter 122 Precautions for Door-to-door Punching (II)
The drinks are full of mixed past.
Also, in the rush of time, who can not have a wonderful story!
The hot pot bureau that added people halfway formed a small group behind the scenes, mainly composed of Ke Xiao and Hui Min, who made plans and strategies, and clearly divided the two sides, each with its own rhetoric.
The women's camp is led by the experienced Chun Sister and Zhang Liang, and the five sonorous roses take turns to attack, giving examples from all aspects to prove that the first meeting should be based on reason and sincerity, and protest against the exaggerated posture of the male compatriots.
"Come on, dead fat man! According to what you say, marrying a daughter is just a simple money, but I don't know how many good things you, a local tyrant in the Northeast, went to your girlfriend's house for the first time and gave you how many good things you gave before the toad ate swan meat!"
The dead fat man is born uninhibited and loves freedom, and he is completely a mountain cannon when he speaks. Shan Dan, who is an enemy of each other, is also a woman who does not let his eyebrows, hugging his inappropriate words, glaring at him with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, and his tone is aggressive, and he has to sneer with a gun and a stick.
"Obvious to you, right! If you want broken shoes that no one wants, why are you embarrassed to leave here and twitter about me, and you don't look in the mirror yourself!"
What is mixed up, just look at Zhang Yong.
No matter who is on the other side, as soon as the two lips touch, the brain is not open at all, and the slightly insulting words blurted out, making Shan Dan angry and slapped the case, stood up and rolled up his sleeves to prepare to use force with him, so frightened that Zhang Liang hurriedly grabbed her, and it took some persuasion to stop.
"Fatty, shut up! Shan Dan, you don't have to say a word, please sit down is not for the two of you to come to take the lead, if you have any good suggestions, contribute quickly, if not, just rub the rice honestly!"
Knowing that the two of them would not do anything if they broke the sky, the commonplace Sister Chun did not panic at all, took a colander and chewed a ball, enjoying it as if watching the performance, and when the delicious food was in the stomach, she couldn't help but distinguish between the fifty boards and let them return to the topic.
"Ke Xiao, in fact, you don't have to think about it so much, just buy a few new clothes in advance, match them with shiny leather shoes when the time comes, and then get a handsome hairstyle, a little bit of slapstick, good cigarettes, good wine, good tea, and if you have the conditions, bring a tonic or something, get it properly, how can there be so many ways!"
The cold Lu Shuai was silent, and his voice was like lifting a pot to initiate, directly grasping the key point of the problem, attracting a voice of approval.
"That's it, you think too much, how can Brother Hui say so exaggerated, the first time my boyfriend went to my house, he brought two Chinese and two boxes of Moutai, and it didn't cost much money at all.
And at noon that day, I drank a lot of wine and cigarettes on the spot, and my parents also wrapped him in a big red envelope, and I counted it up a lot!"
Zhang Liang, who had been holding back all night, followed Lu Shu's words without vomiting or unhappiness, and instantly implemented Brother Hui's high-level words, but his complaining tone was mixed with complaining nagging.
"It's usually like this, I went to my father-in-law's house at that time and brought wine and cigarettes, and our pimple is not a lot of ginseng, so I brought some over, and nothing else!"
The dead fat man is thick-skinned, and he was scolded by Sister Chun just now, just like no one, the meatballs were pulled into his mouth, and he echoed with a whining voice.
"Well, I'm pretty much the same!" Lu Shuai regained his cold posture, and said as little as he could.
"Is it so simple?" In the miscellaneous information, Ke Xiao listened attentively, maintaining a questioning attitude and asking questions effectively.
"Definitely not, but the general framework is like this, it's not much worse, but you must not be asked, my boyfriend secretly told me at that time that he almost collapsed, fortunately he escaped by drinking at noon, otherwise he was afraid that he would have to go abroad!"
Zhang Liang answered Ke Xiao's question from the woman's point of view, and at the same time put forward a lot of constructive suggestions based on his own experience, and also told him a lot of taboo behaviors of the woman's parents, which he firmly remembered.
"I was almost stunned at the time, but it took me two pinching next to my girlfriend to react, otherwise it would be a shame!" Lu Shuai once again agreed with Zhang Liang's statement.
"What questions will you ask?" The big guys who have experience in playing are all there, and Ke Xiao asked shamelessly at this opportunity.
"It's not certain, anyway, like what kind of job, family situation, what are your plans for the future, etc., it must be indispensable, anyway, it depends on your luck!"
After all, it is not a cultural test, and questions like this that vary from person to person, where is the standard answer, and in the end, it has to be the impromptu performance that Brother Hui said before.
"Okay, having said so much, it's just to tell you not to think blindly all day long, work hard to make performance, and make more money to buy a house and a car is fundamental, otherwise it's in vain to think about it, understand, young man!"
Fragmentary information Ke Xiao has gained, whether it is worth this meal is only known to him, Brother Hui, as the person invited by the Lord, it is naturally time to play the role of big brother. patted Ke Xiao's shoulder and said the cruel reality in a serious tone.
Ke Xiao nodded silently, knowing that Brother Hui's words were for his good, but the distance of reality was still too far away, and the appointment in front of him was urgent, so he could only bite the bullet and go up.
"Hey, I said a few of you, hurry up and eat, order so much, you can't finish eating and pay for yourself!" As the heroine, Hui Min watched her boyfriend's hard work tonight, and while she was moved and happy, she was also quite conflicted in her heart, she was a little worried about Ke Xiao's current situation, and what should his parents do when the time comes.
The worry in his heart naturally couldn't be revealed, so as not to be seen by Ke Xiao and cause him more pressure. knocked on the side of the pot to remind the next few, quickly cleaned up the battlefield, and forcefully changed the topic.
"Yo, it's not going to be anything, just take out the hostess's style!" Zhang Yong was unwilling to be lonely, and once again made fun of Hui Min, and his appearance made people want to kick him to death.
"I want you to take care of it, eat it quickly, stay here and brush the dishes if you can't finish eating!"
Hui Min's revenge was not obvious at all, and he scooped up a big spoonful from the bottom of the pot wrapped in red oil and put it directly into Zhang Yong's plate, almost choking him to death.
"Look, why don't you bring the pot out to me......!
"Jingle bell... For... Wow~"
Zhang Yong didn't finish speaking, only to hear Hui Min's pocket phone ringing, she took it out and saw that it was a video call from her mother, and then glared at the fat man and pressed the answer button.
Seeing this, the fat man also kept silent and obediently cleaned the food on the plate.
"Minmin, what time is it, and you haven't come back yet?" As soon as the video screen came out, Hui's mother asked with a serious face, and her eyes winked as she spoke.
Behind her, Hui's father sat on the sofa with a black face, and it seemed that if she didn't give a perfect explanation, there would be no good fruit to eat.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, the department has dinner today, and I'm eating! I'll go back later, hehe!" Fortunately, I didn't go to Ke Xiao's place to warm up today, otherwise it would be really difficult for my mother to check the gang.
"Dinner, you are talking nonsense here!" Hui's father leaned in front of the screen, showing his extreme distrust of the unintimate little padded jacket.
"Mom~ Look at my dad, why don't you believe your daughter so much! Don't believe it, this is my leader Sister Chun, and her husband Brother Hui, these are all colleagues in the department, we are eating hot pot, I didn't lie to you this time!"
Hui Min, who was exposed in front of everyone, lay on Sister Chun's shoulder and spoiled the parents in the video, and swept around with her mobile phone in anger to prove her injustice.
"Hello uncle and aunt!"
There is nothing more embarrassing about the party. Hui's father and mother appeared in front of the camera, and everyone who was sensible had to say hello, but they didn't know what to say so they had to wave their hands, even if it was over. Of course, Ke Xiao, who is honest and weak-hearted, still has a somewhat unnatural embarrassing smile.
"Hello, Min Min just got to work, she still doesn't understand anything, she's used to leaving home, there is something that hasn't been done well, you have to bear with me! If you don't work well during work, although the two leaders criticize, you can make a mess of the province, and she will make ......trouble."
Leaving home and worrying about her grandmother, Hui's mother took advantage of her leader's presence, first for her baby daughter, and then began to count her shortcomings, saying that she was naughty, which can really be described as her own mother.
"Oops~ What are you talking about, I'll go back later, I won't tell you, I'll hang up first!"
Parents all over the world are the same, when they meet their children's teachers, leaders, etc., they humbly do not say that their children are good, but say that they teach hard.
But after all, this is not a child, and it is inappropriate to talk about it, eager to save the face that continues to be lost, and Hui Min also hung up Hui Ma's phone ruthlessly.
"Ding, it's over, come back early!"
Although the video call hung up, Hui's mother's text message reminder came so quickly that she didn't even wait for her to press the phone screen.
"Got it!"
Helplessly, he replied with three words, and when he raised his head, he saw Sister Chun's teasing expression, Hui Min's face turned red for a moment, and he couldn't help but find a crack in the ground to get into, and he couldn't help complaining about his mother's nonsense.
"I can't see it! The tutor is very strict, and you have to report your whereabouts at any time when you are so old, so you and Ke Xiao went to Los Angeles for three days, what kind of excuse did you make up to fool the past, teach me!"
Sister Chun really didn't let her go, leaned sideways and leaned her head on the table, raised her eyebrows and teased her.
"What's the matter, my mother has long ignored me, just say it directly where I want to go!" Hui Min refused to admit that he had found many reasons to fool him.
"Come on, I don't know about you yet!" Hui Min refused to cooperate, and Sister Chun glanced at her boringly, but in her heart, she was more and more optimistic about Ke Xiao's appointment.
Even if he put a lot of effort into preparation, I'm afraid it will be in vain, just looking at Hui Min's parents to know the ending.
"Okay, it's not too early, I'm full of food and drink, I've talked about what I should talk about, I have to go to work tomorrow, go back and rest early!"
Sister Chun and Brother Hui are worthy of being golden partners, she used Hui Min to enliven the atmosphere, he took Ke Xiao as a rich man, patted his shoulder and said very teasingly: "Brother, it's time to show real skills!"
What else could Ke Xiao, who was speechless and choked, stand up silently, went to the front desk to settle the account, and the ocean of a few hundred yuan went into someone else's pocket like this.
Fortunately, the harvest is not small, and it is worth it.
The banquet ended, they went home, and they strolled under the lamp.
"Brother~ I'll wait for you!"
"Hmm"
Kiss and stop, the password that doesn't need to be stated, the wind and the snow know.