Chapter 236: Two and a half immortals come out of the mountain
The old village chief nodded, he only knew a little about the medical skills of the two and a half immortals at that time. I didn't let Erbanxian see any diseases, but I remember that a few years ago he had sores, which the villagers called woolly boils. This kind of sores are also called snake waists, that is, this sores are long around the waist. At first, he didn't care, but after a long time, the sore was obviously expanding, and he panicked.
Hurriedly went to the dermatology department of the county hospital for treatment, an old doctor with reading glasses asked him to open his shirt and look at it and said: "Oh, this is a snake with a waist crossed, why didn't you ......come to see it earlier?
At that time, the old village chief was dumbfounded, his heart suddenly rose to his throat, and he stared at the old doctor nervously and asked, "I said old doctor, don't scare me." Isn't it just a sore? What's the big deal?"
The old doctor shook his head and said: "The sores are different from the sores, you are the poisonous gas emitted from the inside, if the sores are tightly circumscribed around the waist, it will be too dangerous, you see that your back sores are still connected with a big grasp, I can't do anything, because the effect of the medicine cannot keep up with the development of the disease, and the sores will be connected before the effect of the medicine works." In that case, there is no way to do it, and if it is cured, it will leave sequelae, neuralgia. Go back, go around where you want, eat whatever you want, no one wants to get this disease, just accept your fate if you catch up. ”
As soon as the doctor said this, the old village chief was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and was he not sentenced to death? Fortunately, the old village chief was a man with bones and belly, and after a while, he came to his senses again and returned to his original state. Haha smiled: "People's fate is destined, and it is useless to think nonsense." What is the love, I will eat it correctly, live and die, step on the watermelon skin, and grab two mud in my hands to smear it there!"
After speaking, the old village chief turned around and left the hospital, and returned to the village on the ox cart of the production team. It happened that the second half immortal was breaking poplar branches for the goats at the head of the village, and when he saw the old village chief coming from the city, he asked Yu what he had gone. The old village chief said that the team went to the agricultural material station to pull seeds, and by the way looked at the sores on the waist, alas, the city doctor said that my disease was a blind man's eye disease, and it was not cured. Let me go home and wait for my death.
As soon as the two half-immortals heard this, they were blinded, what kind of sores are so bad? Hurriedly said, uncle, you let me take a look, I really haven't heard of sores that kill people, and I also opened my eyes. The old village chief saw that the two and a half immortals wanted to look at it rarely, and said with a smile, Your uncle is dying, and you still treat your uncle as a monkey, what are you looking at? Anyway, there is no way.
Although the old village chief said so, he still opened his clothes and let the two half-immortals see it. The second half-immortal couldn't help but laugh and said, This is shingles, how can it kill people? The snake crosses the waist slowly and says that it is not connected to the long waist, even if it is connected, there is no worry about life. This is just a folk rumor. It's okay, uncle, I'll make your condition mild right away, and you can rest assured!
The one who drove the ox cart was the stubborn old man in the village, the old man who later lent the grain to the two girls. However, the stubborn old man was not very old at that time, but the evil of smoking and smoking was already there, and the big drought tobacco leaves were rolled up, like a cannon barrel sucking one after another. At this time, he was looking at the two half-immortals with clouds and mist, and there was a half-believing look in his eyes.
The second half immortal came over and said to the stubborn old man, "What are you looking at?" Today you are the doctor who heals the disease! What kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending to be here? Come here, come quickly!
The stubborn old man didn't know what to do at that time, I didn't know what to do, what kind of disease would I cure? You two and a half immortals, I can't get a carriage except for an ox cart, what kind of disease will I cure? You two and a half immortals, I didn't catch your rooster and stew it, did I? You want to take revenge on me for showing my foreign appearance, you haven't produced a chicken for 21 days, you are a pure villain!
The stubborn old man muttered and chirped, and the second half-immortal said, don't stand stupidly, you can start treating the sores. The specific method is like this, you take a puff of cigarette, then spit into the palm of your hand, and then use the spittled hand to rub the old village chief's front and back heart, and then smoke and spit and rub again, repeat several times.
When the stubborn old man heard this, he looked at the two half-immortals and was stunned, and said in his heart, What kind of hysteria does this kid have? The doctors in the county town all said that there is no way, what can you do? That thing can be done? I came out of my mother's womb, and I have never heard that smoking and spitting can cure sores. Young people really have no hair on their lips, and they can't do anything! They dare to say anything and do anything!
The stubborn old man hesitated and looked directly at the old village chief. The old village chief smiled and said: "Look at what you see! Try it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, if it works, if it doesn't work, you can tie it to your neck and pull it down." What am I afraid of? Wealth is in the sky, life and death depend on fate. If I really don't care about it, this is also a fire in the ice cellar, and if you don't complain, you will blame me for my short life. Try it, it's all right!"
The stubborn old man saw that the old village chief was blind and sick, and let it go. So what else do you have to say? Tie the ox to a big elm tree on the side of the road, let the old village chief lie on the seed bag of the carriage, lift off his shirt, ride on the old village chief, "horn" sucked a mouthful of dry tobacco, spit a mouthful of saliva into the palm of his hand, and then looked at the sores on his waist is a fierce rub, at that time the stubborn old man was in the prime of life, and his hands were also strong and fierce, and he smoked and spitted and rubbed his back and turned over to rub his front heart.
The old village chief grinned and wanted to sweat, and he made a fuss for an hour. The second half-immortal looked at the sores and said, Okay, let's do this first. After three days, I didn't say anything, and after three days, I just told me.
The old village chief was complaining about the stubborn old man: "I ate two clean noodles of dry food in the county seat at noon today, you see your virtue? This year, there is no shortage of yams for you, right?
The stubborn old man hehe Zhile: "Look at what you said? Don't you listen to the words of the second half immortal to treat you and cross your waist? I'm afraid it won't work, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and I don't know how to rely on people." ”
The old village chief wanted to hurt the stubborn old man a few more words, but after listening to the second half immortal, he swallowed the words back, nodded and said okay, hoping to turn the crisis into safety. At that time, the two of us will drink dried yam and shochu.
As Erbanxian expected, on the morning of the fourth day, the old village chief came to him in a hurry, and the sores on his body were healed. And there was no trace at all, and in addition to saying some words of gratitude to the two and a half immortals, the old village chief had to go to the county seat to find the old doctor. If you are timid and let you say this these days, the disease will not kill people, but it will also make you scared to death!
Erbanxian hurriedly stopped and said: "Forget it, people are so old, it's not easy to eat with a mouthful, who also misses, I also hit by mistake, and I am also a blind cat who meets a dead mouse, if I really want to talk about medicine with others, I may not be someone's opponent, they are all peers who save lives and help the world, so don't squeeze others because of this." As long as we're safe. ”
The old village chief nodded, and the matter was over.
The old village chief remembered this at this time under everyone's prompting, and couldn't help but feel that these two and a half immortals did have two moments, and couldn't help but be surprised. In this desperate situation, it was decided to let the two half-immortals treat the people in the village who began to infect the plague, intercept the spread of the plague, and put an end to the spread of the plague.
According to the situation in the village, the old village chief found that there were three people who were relatively serious and eight or nine people who were light, and the symptoms were different. In the severe disease, the more serious ones are the two girls, who vomit and diarrhea and have a high fever. Especially in the evening, as soon as the sun sets, I have a low-grade fever. During the day, the fever does not go away. The family was so worried that they turned in circles, and the two girls couldn't get off the kang for two days. His eyes were sunken like knives, and he couldn't get up.
The old village chief sent someone to call the second half immortal to come to the brigade, and told the second half immortal about the grim situation in front of everyone, hoping that he would come forward to save these people who were sick first with the overall situation as the priority, and then come step by step, waiting for the people to come to help. When the old village chief heard this arrangement, Erbanxian immediately responded and said that I would do my best to serve the people.
At the suggestion of the old village chief, I went to the house of the two girls first, and the two girls were amazing in the past two days. The second half-fairy saw that the two girls were yellow and thin, and the second half-fairy teased him: "You can't stop me from taking pickles this time, right?
The two girls struggled to get up, and said weakly: "Erban Immortal, you take advantage of the danger of others, you are too much of a thing, if you don't come to help me see a doctor, I have to use a stick to drive you out!
The old village chief saw that the two girls were busy like this and said, "Okay, okay, when do you still have the heart to grind your teeth and fight with your mouth?" ”
The second half fairy asked the two girls to stretch out their hands to check the pulse, and the two women were weak and had to let the two and a half immortals fiddle, looking at the eyelids and the tongue. Then I carefully asked the two girls about their recent life and the performance of their illness.
The second lady said that he was sick, and when he saw the two and a half immortals asking questions in a wordy manner, he also pouted, and the old village chief was too, how did he fall in love with him in the village to cure this plague, this is not beckoning in the teahouse, Hu (pot) comes, what does he know? Could it be that he relies on the two and a half immortals who have had a doctor among the elders, and he will see a doctor? If I say that the devil who has been killed in the old generation is a hero, then I should be a hero? And, what kind of logic is this? If the old generation is fed pigs and sheep with pigs and sheep, then the descendants should also be of human race?
The two girls didn't have a good eye to contact each other, but they didn't dare to say anything, because the village chief and his father were there. He didn't dare to be presumptuous.
But these did not escape the eyes of the two half immortals, and the two half immortals said in their hearts, okay, you two girls, you don't believe me these two times, right, I will prescribe medicine to make you feel good in a while.