After reading the symptoms of the two girls, the two half-immortals wanted to find a piece of paper to write a prescription for the medicine, and prepared to send someone to grab the medicine. In the past, there were commonly used medicinal materials in the family of the two and half immortals, such as angelica, skullcap, honeysuckle, etc., but because of this flood, there was nothing left in the house. I had to go to the big pharmacy in the county that was not affected by the disaster.

After looking for a long time, I didn't find a piece of paper, and finally I saw a black paper hanging on the roof, and the old village chief used a stick to pull it down. The old village chief offered half a pencil head, and the two half-immortals spread it out and wrote the following prescription on the kang:

Atractylodes (2 coins) Ephedra Skullcap Gypsum Talc (1 penny each) Licorice (5 points) Tempeh (10 pieces)

Two cups of water, seven slices of ginger, two shallots, decoction.

In addition, because the two girls have fever symptoms, the second half fairy emphasized that the medicine will only work after taking the medicine primer. Everyone listens to the medicine primer and the medicine primer, as long as there is one at home, just say it. The second half-immortal nodded and said, "This medicine primer, it's not a strange thing, I just hope that the patient can overcome it." ”

The father of the second lady was a little anxious and said: "Don't worry about anything! If he can't overcome it, he will be hard poured, for his good, or he will only be rough if he doesn't know what to do." You say, what kind of medicine primer, I'll get it. ”

"Hey, actually, this medicine primer is quite ordinary, that is, the urine of children over three years old and under nine years old, pinch off the two ends, and only use the pure urine in the middle. "Two and a half immortal Dao.

Brothers and sisters, readers, think I'm talking nonsense, right? Actually, I really don't. This boy's urine is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", and human urine (child's urine) smells salty, cold, and non-toxic. It is mainly used for the treatment of cold, heat, headache, and warmth. The boy is Yuliang. Indeed, many ancient physicians used children's urine as a medicine or directly as a medicine to treat diseases. There is such a record in the case of Zhu Zhenheng, a famous doctor in the Yuan Dynasty: "Urine (boy urine) is very fast. It is common to see an old woman, over 80 years old, who looks like 40. Inquire about the reason,.. People teach to convince people to urine. More than 40 years, and the old and healthy have no other diseases... Where the yin is weak and the fire is moving, the heat is steaming like a fire, and the medicine is useless, it cannot be removed unless urinating. "There are many similar records in ancient medical cases, such as the use of children's urine to treat headaches, sore throats, abdominal pain, fever, pulmonary dysentery, cough, hemorrhoids and other syndromes.

There are usages such as drinking directly, drinking after decoction, decoction with medicine, serving as wine, sending medicine and drinking, etc., as well as the practice of letting the boy sit on his stomach and drown in his navel when he had an acute abdomen and fainted from heat stroke.

Regarding the principle of treating children's urine diseases, Li Shizhen said in the "Compendium of Materia Medica": "Urine, from the corpse from the water, will also understand." The Fang family called it reincarnation wine, returning yuan soup, and the hidden words. It means that the child is a pure yang body, representing the infinite vitality of the yang energy, the vitality fills the whole body, and the urine is produced by the warmth of the yang in the kidneys, although it is a metabolite, but it still retains the true yuan qi. However, the ancients did not arbitrarily use children's urine, but were still very particular, such as children's urine with children under the age of 12, children should avoid eating hot things, men used virgin feces, women used boys' feces, children's urine was cut off and tailed, etc.

"Chinese Materia Medica" also has children's urine: nourishing yin and reducing fire, stopping bleeding and dissipating stasis. The Lord coughs up blood, evaporates heat from bones, vomits blood, hemorrhage, postpartum hemorrhage, bruises, and blood stasis is painful. Medical books such as "Supplement to the Derivation of Materia Medica", "Rihuazi Materia Medica", "Speculative Record of Materia Medica", "Compendium of Medical Forest", "Materia Medica" and other medical books all have prescriptions for explaining and using this boy's urine.

At this time, although it is said that the two half-immortals have a mustard for the two girls, but they dare not come in vain to treat the disease and save people, and he also made up his mind to use the child's urine as a guide for a long time. The prescription really has nothing to do with the two girls, he knows that the two girls are narrow-minded, but he can't care so much about saving people.

At that time, there were not many bicycles in the village, only Jingxian's family had a bicycle, and the permanent license plate brought back from Tianxian was sent to borrow it. In those years, Jingxian had just returned from the devolution, and the bicycle was still a rare thing, and Jingxian took this car as a treasure. If it weren't for the old village chief's words, ordinary people really wouldn't be able to borrow it from him.

There are no strange and rare herbs in the Chinese medicine on the recipe, so it is easy to grasp. The old village chief of the second half immortal was talking, and the person who grabbed the medicine came back, and the boy urine medicine primer was naturally indispensable, don't look at the difficult living conditions in those years, but it was quite easy to give birth to a child, as if it was joking. Each family has no less than three or four children.

Children are running bare-chested all over the streets, and generally the youngest children have no clothes to wear, as people say, "the big ones wear the new, the second wears the old, and the third wears rotten dog meat". When I got to the third child, there were no clothes to wear, only the clothes that had been picked up, and I really couldn't wear them, only naked.

At the beginning of that year, the family covered a quilt, and a pair of pants without patches were worn in turns. It is said that the founding general Pi Dingjun passed by our area, accompanied by local officials. General Pi wanted to visit the farmer's house, and when he entered the farmhouse's courtyard, he knew that someone should answer him, but no one greeted him. General Pi pushed the door in, and saw three or two women on the kang covering their legs with broken quilts and refusing to get off the kang. Just talking to the visitor on the kang, General Pi came out of the house and asked what was going on.

At that time, there was a magistrate who replied, and the general didn't have to care, it was just a fool's family in the village. General Pi was furious and farted, are all your fools like this? After repeated questioning, I realized that none of the women had any pants on, so they had no choice but to cover the kang with a quilt.

General Pi was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

Of course, this is a sideline, just to say that the conditions were very poor at that time. Someone dragged three or four bare-bottomed children over on the street at once, and it was easy to take urine, and the urine was fried into the medicine at the same time, but the smell of urine still rushed to the nose.

The two girls had pointed noses, and when they boiled the medicine, they smelled that it was not a smell, and repeatedly made trouble at the two and a half immortals: "You damn two and a half immortals, you can be a cheap one! Let me drink urine, do you have a good heart? Tell you that I just don't drink this medicine! I will drink it even if I am killed! Today I will do Qiu Shaoyun, Yang Gensi, Huang Jiguang and Liu Hulan." Resolutely don't drink, that is, don't drink ........ ”

The old village chief persuaded bitterly on the side: "Oh, why do you kid eat fritters and drink soup, I don't know the smell, everyone is not here for your good? Hurry up and drink the medicine, and tell you, as long as you are well, the militia platoon commander in our village is none other than you! You think in your head that you are so heroic, how can you drink medicine and become a bear?"

"It's useless! I don't listen to that. Erbanxian, you can try it on me these two times, don't be poor and toss on others, people will want your kid's life. Let the patient drink urine, the world has never heard of it, it's just nonsense!" the two girls muttered weakly.

The second half immortal knew that the second lady was also a dead duck with a hard mouth, so he was even more angry with him: "I said the second lady, you kid is not tired and panicked all day long? To tell you the truth, this recipe for you today really takes care of you a lot, if I originally meant, you should use Renzhonghuang as a good, considering that you are not delicious, so I bypassed you, you don't buy it, otherwise you drink Renzhonghuang, right?"

The two ladies didn't know what kind of thing Zhonghuang was, and when they heard that there were other methods, they made a fuss and said: "Okay, you two and a half immortals! Originally, there were other methods, but you just let me drink urine, and I won't drink it today! You change the medicine for me! I will eat what kind of person Zhonghuang you said!"

The second half-immortal laughed and said, "Okay, I won't harm you again, hurry up and prepare to take medicine." The two girls shouted loudly: "I don't take this medicine, I don't take this medicine, I just take that kind of person in the yellow!"

At this time, the old village chief saw that the two girls didn't know how to be angry and cola, and reprimanded the two girls loudly: "You kid got into the water or let the donkey kick it?

In fact, what the old village chief said was right, in traditional Chinese medicine, people are yellow, that is, human feces. Is this human feces also used in medicine? "Human Zhonghuang" has a sweet and cold taste, enters the heart and stomach meridians, has the functions of clearing heat, cooling the blood, and detoxifying, and is often used to treat typhoid fever, hyperthermia, polydipsia, hot poisonous spots, and erysipelas sores. Ancient medical books have explanations.

The second half immortal originally wanted to cure the two women's illness with this person's Zhonghuang, and took two or three bowls of fecal juice to clear the meal and healed the disease. Later, I thought about using this boy's urine instead and changed the recipe, but the two girls still didn't buy it, and they had no choice but to say their original plan. This made the two girls not trust the two and a half immortals very much, and after listening to the more damaging prescriptions, they hated the two and a half immortals in their hearts!

"Erbanxian, you are not a human being! Let the patient drink urine and let the patient eat soup, you kid is too damaged! How can there be a doctor like you! Do you know how to do medicine? You swagger and deceive in the village, you brag, you carry your children to the streets, and you show your ability. If it can't be cured, everyone will pick your skin!" But he was also afraid of death in his heart, and he didn't dare to make too much trouble, in case the two and a half immortals really picked on the son and quit, the national post-disaster rescue work has not yet been fully launched, and the village can only save itself first. If you really don't use the medicine of two and a half immortals, what if you don't do it to yourself?

But when I think about the urine in that medicine, the more I think about it, the more disgusting I become, and the smell makes people vomit, let alone eat it. But the freshman changed his mind, in case he let him eat that dung juice, it was not comfortable, but the two girls really rejected the medicine of the two and a half immortals psychologically.

It doesn't take much effort to boil the medicine, let the two girls drink, how can they not open their mouths, the two girls are anxious, don't eat that? Good medicine is bitter and good for disease! This Chinese medicine is delicious? What is the boy is afraid of in urine and it is not horse urine and dog urine, and this Chinese medicine can still be drunk when it is cold? If you don't drink it, then we will pour it!

When the father of the second lady thought of this, he personally pressed the hands and feet of the second lady to let the old village chief stabilize his head. Then he shouted that the two and a half immortals should be poured medicine! This disease is so bad, he can't help if he can't drink it!

The two girls closed their lips tightly and didn't open their mouths, and the old village chief pressed the nose of the two girls with his hand, he couldn't breathe, and the medicine for the two and a half immortals just opened his mouth arrived.