Chapter 181: Cow's Ass

In fact, Da Nian Niang is not a gossip person, she just tells the truth.

Because when the two girls stabbed the cow's private parts with a wooden stick, the cow was shocked. One step forward threw the two girls off the road, but the cow did not stop him from falling. So he rolled over his feet unceremoniously, but thankfully he stopped on the thick and shaded wheat stalks, and his feet sank deep into the wheat stalks as he rolled them. But even so, his feet were swollen like bread.

Of course, people wondered, how did the two girls go up, and why were they frightened? They all asked the eldest mother what was going on, and the eldest lady also felt that this matter was very embarrassing, but everyone asked again and again. I had to tell the truth.

This made the faces of the two girls like monkey feet, and they couldn't care about the pain and confessed: "Where is it? Where is that? I didn't see it, I didn't look at that." I was sitting here, and the oxen came up and ran over me. Danian Niang, you can talk before you see it, don't talk nonsense if you don't see it. Really, it's no wonder that people keep saying that old ladies gossip all day long. ”

"Did I gossip and lie? Or is it the truth? You obviously stabbed the cow with a small stick, and you still don't recognize it, do you say that you are so old and don't live in vain? As far as your virtue is concerned, you can watch a sow run in front of you for a long time!"

The second lady naturally didn't admit it, and she couldn't think of a more powerful counterattack for a while, so she said with a bare face: "Go, don't look down on people, okay? My second lady is also a backbone person." I'm not uncommon to see that, I, I, my second lady haven't seen an adult, haven't I seen a child? A bunch of old ladies didn't pity him for being crushed by Lu Jie, and pressed him to the wheat straw man and beat him wildly.

"What are you beating me for? What are you beating me for? I'm telling the truth...... "The two girls were lying upside down on the wheat straw, and they were beaten and rolled around on it, and the dead ducks were screaming hard in their mouths.

"Damn, let you say, you still say! Get your stuff down and feed it to the dog, so that you won't be able to smell a woman for eight lifetimes!"

People in the summer originally wore less, especially the second lady only wore a pair of thin pants. The old lady picked it up, this kid didn't even wear any underwear, and he dared to sleep naked every day. I didn't expect this kid to have this habit, the more everyone laughed, and the two girls couldn't do their work. He didn't know that he was wrong, so he had to cover his black crotch with his hand.

In this way, a large area of the body was given up, and the women used it to twist, pinch, scratch, scratch, fan, kick, kick, etc.

"Let this thing that can't speak human words fill your mouth with furnace ash and slag, you really knock on the door naked, and you are ashamed to go home!"

"Shameless thing, how can there be a person like you! Saying this kind of thing, Guan Yunchang farts, he doesn't know how to blush!"

"Beat him, this lack of virtue thing, it's really hateful!"

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Although the second lady is also a man, her body is not too weak, otherwise she can break out of the encirclement of these old ladies. First, there are too many women, and it is difficult for a good man to resist four hands, and the tiger cannot withstand the wolves. Second, his feet were rolled over by Luqi, and it hurt terribly, there was not much meat on his feet, except for the bones, which were some flesh and skin, and the three hundred catties of Dalu Qi rolled over from his feet, and it was not rolled on the bark, one leg was as if it was broken, and he couldn't move at all.

So there is only one left to be beaten, and look at how much the second lady has made these women toss, and there are good people to persuade them. The two girls turned over and got up from the wheat straw, grabbed a handful of wheat straw in the crotch with one hand, and took the pillar of the wheat straw handed by others with the other.

"You old ladies will bully honest people, and send you all to the United States in the future, so that American will not let you live in peace every day......! The two girls couldn't get angry, and they were babbling nonsense. The women still want to go up, he can't see it well, and he can't bother to find pants to wear when he is lame, in fact, the pants have already been thrown by the women to him, and he can't find them, so he covered his crotch with wheat straw and went to the hut to watch the scene.

It's just a mess for a while, and no one is taking the of the second girl seriously. It's just that the two girls have a grudge against the big girl, complaining that the big girl exposed his shortcomings and exposed his **.

Since then, whenever I see the eldest mother, my nose is not a nose, my face is not a face, I twist my face and spit on it. Speaking of encountering the mourning star, there were a few times when the eldest mother wanted to quarrel with him, firstly, his body was not strong, and secondly, he also knew the grinding appearance of the second lady. It is unreasonable to meet a soldier with him, and his general knowledge also makes the villagers laugh.

But these two girls are too hateful, as if they have a lot of hatred. Once at dinner at home, Da Nian's mother told Da Nian this, and Da Nian Huo got up all of a sudden. What kind of thing are you two girls? You actually bullied my mother, and it's strange that I can't beat you now! After eating, I went to settle accounts with two girls!

Coincidentally, it was a light rainy day, and the big man angrily pushed open the small aisle door of the two girls. When I entered the door, I was deflated again, and it was really worth being angry with this kind of person. The two girls were pooping in the aisle with their buttocks, and they were so angry that they asked: "Don't you have a thatched house?"

As soon as the two girls looked up and saw that it was a big year, the old ones were ugly, and when they saw the big year, they would stand their eyebrows and stare at the ground, which was even more infiltrating. He was trembling in his heart. Busy said: "Anyway, there is no one in my house, what's wrong here? The thatched house is open, don't you know that it's raining outside?"

Danian grinned angrily: "When it rains, you defecate everywhere?

"What's this! After a while, the pig came running over and ate ....... ”

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, tell you an old thing, I'll see you in the future My mother didn't have a door in her mouth, be careful that I break your mouth, if you don't believe it, you can try!"

"Hey, what should I do, you are too concerned about your nephew, what kind of person are you being an uncle? Your mother must have misunderstood!" Although the second lady is a sissy, he is not a fool, and he can't tell the smell. He knew that it was 100% possible to annoy Danian and get beaten this time, so he saw the wind and said again: "It's okay, it's all a misunderstanding, when I put on my pants, I'll open the door and let us drink a bowl of water in the house?"

"You keep the water for yourself, this time it's a warning, next time you do it again, don't say I'm not polite to you!" After saying that, Da Nian turned his head and left, in fact, Da Nian also regretted it, and he really couldn't do it with this kind of person, from the gurgling eyes of the two girls, Da Nian saw that this old boy was weak-hearted. He didn't want to dwell on him anymore.

The two girls sent out the New Year out of the aisle door, and their hearts were much more steady, and after stretching their necks and watching the New Year walk out of Hutong, they remembered whether there was any tissue paper in their pockets, no. I didn't even have a cigarette case, and I turned around to see the Spring Festival couplets posted on the door frame, although it was quite dry, but there was no way, I still tore off a piece. It's not easy to use, and it's better to make it up than to make it up.

If you want to say that the people who are going around in the village to promote the second girl's stabbing of the cow's buttocks, the second lady has really wronged the big girl. In fact, there is really someone else, and that is the red parrot. On that day, the wheat was beaten in the field, and the red parrot also participated, and the two girls who screwed were blue and purple on their buttocks. Originally, in front of so many people present, everyone was there to attack the second girl, you didn't do it. I don't understand what's going on in there, what's the matter? You stand in that position? You don't mess with him, do you like to listen to his nonsense, or do you sympathize with him?

As a person with a conscience, we must have a clear-cut attitude to fight against those unhealthy tendencies. The red parrot showed the bravest and most positive, charging into battle without hesitation, and steadily expressing her position and attitude of hatred, only ruthless can reveal that hatred, in order to show that she is a good woman who can't listen to that kind of foul language, and is upright.

In fact, the wall fell down and everyone pushed it, and the drums were broken and people were messed up.

If you don't publicize such a big lace news in the village well, don't you do a good job of commenting and reporting, and don't you describe it in a rich and vivid way, wouldn't it spoil this rich and vivid genre that attracts people's attention?

The red parrot will not let go, and add oil and vinegar, reasonable artistic fiction, focusing on the details of the poking of the cow's buttocks, and the words are colorful. Especially on rainy days, when I can't work in the field, the red parrot carries the sole of a shoe in her arms, twists her cheeks and walks to the west, telling a version of the two girls poking the cow's butt every day.

There is no impermeable wall, and after a long time, the two girls finally understand that the root is here. It was not the old lady who made her own scandal like a bedbug with wings flying around the village, but a red parrot. He's so angry in his heart!

The red parrot has no grievances with you in the long past, and there is no enmity today, and you slander me, you are simply too pregnant. No wonder you look so ugly and short, you should! In the next life, you will be born, and you will still have that virtue! You will not find a good man! **You will never be able to give birth to good things, and rebirth is also the kind of evil obstacle like a little old man! You will not be safe for the rest of your life.

Of course, the second lady is not limited to curses, and his actual revenge completely falls on the little living Buddha ----- the little old man. While people weren't paying attention, the two girls grabbed the little old man and said, "Little rabbit cub, shout daddy! Don't shout Lao Tzu to kill you!"

Listening to the sentence 'dad' and the two girls feel better, but the little old man is often next to each other. Therefore, the little old man's big hand fan of the second girl's big hand slapped loudly, and the little old man rolled his yellow eyes and looked at the second girl.