Chapter 182: Fighting the Red Parrot
The little old man was beaten, his mouth was gurgling, and he ran back to learn his tongue. The red parrot is like the century-old stone tablet standing at the entrance of the village, and it is impossible to make a meridian with all the effort. The little old man touched his head with his hands, pulled his clothes with his hands, and only roared with his mouth.
"What's wrong with you? Someone hit you?"
"xx your mother, xx your mother!"
"Silly boy, you can't scold your mother, and if you scold your mother, you will be sinsinned with, and you will be struck by lightning. Do you understand?"
"Daddy, daddy, daddy....... ”
"Alas, you, you can not speak in the future, but Dad can't shout nonsense and make people laugh. ”
"xx your mother,......。 ”
"Why are you disobedient? Disobedient makes your dad slap your ass with the sole of his shoe again. ”
"Daddy, daddy, daddy....... ”
"I am obedient, I will work for the family in the future, and marry a daughter-in-law to live a good life!"
"xx your mother, xx your mother!"
"Stinky boy, what's wrong with you? You want to kill me in a hurry!" The red parrot went up and slapped the little old man twice on the buttocks, and the little old man was anxious to follow the fire. Lying on the ground with a thud, he filled his mouth with dirt, and the red parrot slapped him and stuffed it into his mouth.
Red parrots are also dry stamped, no way. Squatted on the ground and howled: "My mother, I have done evil in my life, how can I let people give birth to such a stupid child who is not angry? I still can't live? I have fed him mouthful since I was a child, why do I only scold me when I am older? Isn't this unreasonable? My mother's little flower dog eats, is not a picky eater, runs out in the snow and comes back for a day and a night, ah....... ”
The previous words seem to be understood, and the latter ones are understood.
The two girls hid behind a big Tsubaki tree and laughed heartily. I thought to myself, little file! (this is his personal name for the red parrot), you deserve it, let you lack virtue, let you beat it, this is retribution, you unlucky child will get more retribution.
The two girls twisted their buttocks, their hands pulled back, pretending to be passing by, and their eyebrows and eyes were filled with joy. I deliberately pretended to see them and said, "Ouch, hey, little many, hey, no." Xiao Gang's family, what's the matter, why are you sitting on the ground? Make this your kang head!" Although the red parrot didn't hold the handle of the second girl, he also felt that the second girl was not a good thing, and he could see that his eyebrows were full of schadenfreude.
So he snorted and said, "You are a second pancreas, can you manage it?" The old lady can sit wherever she wants. Go to your house and sit down, I'm not uncommon to go!"
"Just like you, I won't let you go if you want to, you look like that, and you're short, not as tall as three pieces of tofu...... "The two girls put their mouths behind their ears and quarreled with the red parrots.
The red parrot originally felt aggrieved, but he didn't expect these two girls to come in and stir up the situation, so he unceremoniously sprinkled all his anger on him, and opened up all his firepower: "The second pancreas raised by the son of a bitch, what kind of thing? I'm not as tall as three pieces of tofu, hello? Men all over the world are dead, I'd rather go to find a male dog than marry you a bastard, yin and yang people, two pancreas, two girls, two mongrels, two perverts, ......." ”
Originally, these two girls came out to mock the red parrot, but they didn't want to catch the fox but made a fuss. How is he the opponent of the red parrot, the red parrot is a hundred times stronger than the two girls in terms of the height of the voice, the organization of words, the choice of words and sentences, and the viciousness of the language. The two girls were suddenly stuck, blushing and crossing their waists, and the old lady ate the yam at that time, and she was faced. He rolled his eyes when he was choked, and only said one sentence: "Cut, good dogs don't fight with cats, and good men don't fight with women." This kind of shameless woman doesn't care about ...... with him. ”
After arguing for a long time, the red parrot was not puzzled, and got up from the ground to do it with the two girls. As long as you beat other women, other men will inevitably come to crusade and take revenge, at that time being beaten is not a woman's beating method, I am afraid that I will not be able to get off the kang for several days.
The feet are just right, and they are not good at falling, and they can't run fast, and the more the red parrot gets together, the more the two girls dodge, and the two girls attack one person and parry one person. The little old man who had been watching for a long time shouted: "Daddy, daddy, daddy........" ”
The two girls turned their heads and said, "Bah, who is your father, who is your father, who is the eighth king egg, see who calls whose father is stupid!"
If the two girls ignore the little old man, the red parrot will charge down a few times, after all, the two girls are tall, and the red parrot will have to jump up if they want to hit the second girl, and the red parrot will be tired after jumping a few times. Even if you can't get anything cheap, you can only pay lip service. Na Cheng thought that the two girls were cheap, and replied with two sentences of the little old man calling Dad, and now the red parrot is crazy.
"Second girl!Your father is jealous of smoking, your mother is forcing you!You dare to scold my child, my mother is not finished with you today!" The red parrot can't reach the three ways, so the target is transferred to the three ways. rushed up and hugged the thighs of the second girls and took a bite, and the second girls jumped up: "You belong to a dog, why are you still biting? You stinky girl is too vicious, and if you go up a little further, you will bite the root of my life!"
"Bite the root of your life? Damn, the old lady will bite it today. I won't even give you any stubble left!" he said and swooped back.
When the two girls saw it, this tigress was so powerful, she was simply invulnerable, soft and hard. Then run!
How can it be so easy, the red parrot has short legs but is very fast, the two girls covered their legs and did not run a few steps to catch up, the red parrot has the meaning of killing all the people, leaving no trouble.
The second lady is stupid, she really wants to bite off herself? Isn't that Li Lianying and An Dehai? That's not good, let's run away! I never thought that I would stab the hornet's nest today.
Jingxian didn't know where he came from, and saw that the two of them were torn apart by foul language. He shook his head angrily, turned around and picked up the little old man and left.
These two people bit the dog's mouth, and no one persuaded or pulled, making trouble for a long time, but fortunately, Xiangyi passed by and scolded the two people away.
The wind was still howling, and I ran a few more steps forward, and I ran into Jingfen again. The voice just now was what she said to others, the second lady is crazy, eat a mat. I know that some of the elders of Jingfen's family are a little bit close to the second lady's family. It seems that the father of the second mother is the brother-in-law of a cousin of Jingfen's mother's family. Although the bend is a bit big, as the saying goes, it is a hot and gray earth. Anyway, how are the two girls in the eyes of others, but they are a little worried about such a little relative.
The men in the village stared at his pockets, and they just deceived the two girls of cigarettes and alcohol under the guise of talking about matchmaking. is only thirty yuan and twenty yuan, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, and those who are willing to fight are willing to fight. Jingfen usually sees the second lady and often says to him: "You also have a heart, you don't look at it, you believe whoever makes you a matchmaker." The third boy of the second cucumber family in the east of the street is still playing a single, and he will believe you when he tells you to kiss you, aren't you stupid? Isn't that just a bottle of wine to deceive you into a cigarette? If there is such a good thing, he still wants it, and will give it to you? Really!"
"You have to take care of it! Do you know that there is rain in that cloud? Just thinking about fake, will you really not delay coming? You have so many eyes like a thief, and I will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law in eight lifetimes. "The two girls are obsessed, and they can't listen to the advice of others.
Jingfen was so angry that her face was also white: "If it weren't for the relatives, I would have been too lazy to pay attention to you, thinking that I would like to be so idle with you?"
"Hmph, what do you say, I understand! Some people look at me and say that I am a mouthful, and they wish that I would die early, and that I would lose my family property because of my relatives!
"You bastard! You are kind enough to treat you as a donkey's liver and lungs! A dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people. If you hurt others, you really deserve to be punished!" Jingfen was so angry, she really wanted to go over and slap him twice, but he actually said such words to harm him for money.
Some men cheat him to buy oil and rice, and they don't give him money under the pretext of the matchmaker. As a result, the media was also a shadowless thing, and Jingfen really couldn't look past it later. Told me about it and asked what to do. I said, this situation involves fraud, go to the police station and ask. Jingfen went to the commune police station, and the police station came forward to find the people who made the fence and model, and chased the money back for the two girls.
The two girls were not only not grateful to Dade, but also disgusted with Jingfen. Say what she doesn't want her to do with his business anymore. But once the two girls made a big deal and recognized it. I felt that Jingfen was for his good.
There used to be a woman in the village, and her man was away all the year round, and it is said that she raised a woman in the field, and she easily did not return home. As a result, the woman had unclear relationships with several men in the village. Although the two girls don't have a big income, the chickens at home are free-range, and they never eat any additives for chicken feed, so everyone can rest assured. Because the second girls don't understand the advantages of feeding chicken feed. Besides, they are all stupid chickens, and the two girls hate foreign chickens a lot.
This woman often uses the excuse to buy the stupid eggs of the second girl, and she hooks up with the second girl as soon as she comes and goes. The second lady naturally loses money and eggs, and this kind of thing is as addictive as smoking a big cigarette. Naturally, he was deeply involved and couldn't help himself.
After a long time, someone reported this matter to the police station, and the people from the police station blocked the house of the two girls, and the woman was taken away. The two girls were fined 5,000, and they couldn't pay the fine in three days.
The second lady was dumbfounded at the time, and went there to worry about the fine of five thousand? Is this deadly? The worried girl was crying like a whimper, or Jingfen looked at his cowardly and spineless thing. Always do that useless thing. After running in the village, let Xiangyi be the guarantor, and let the police station handle it as appropriate, Jingfen took out 2,000 yuan and finally let the two girls go.
From this matter, the two girls have a taste, and Jingfen is a true relative. It's from his standpoint. He also regretted his previous misunderstanding.