Chapter 2: The Living Fall to the Ground, and the Dead Turn Over
"Liu Sixteen is dead, and the young men in Tunli will go out to work in the coming year, and there will be no strong men in Tunli, what should I do?
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Who's wife and aunt who don't have eyesight, muttered and added!
The jubilant discussion came to an abrupt end......
The door of Liu Sixteen's thatched house: It was eerily quiet in an instant, and it was festive!
The slightest yin wind overflowed from between people's eyebrows, frightening Lao Hei, the local dog of the old Liu family, and ran away with his tail between his legs......
"That's right, although the hob meat is old, but he also has a good martial arts, it is a hob meat famous for hundreds of miles away, and the ruffians came to make trouble in the tun, which time was not him......"
Which bastard boy who didn't have long eyes answered, which made the eyes of the silent people flash with weirdness, and they started to talk about it.
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The old and young masters of Liujiatun sighed in unison, no one had the ability to learn the hob meat, holding two rusty kitchen knives, chasing a few ruffians into the mountains, and they didn't dare to take the lead for three days.
In the end, the green-skinned gangsters who had a blue nose and swollen face and were beaten had to invite Liu Sixteen's old man to drink, hook his shoulders and push his back to his heart!
For a while, Lao Qingpi and Xiao Qingpi came to Liujiatun together to watch their little daughter-in-law take a bath and......
"In the future, how about looking at the eight characters, fixing feng shui, and looking for the grave?"
Liujiatun's honest swallowers finally couldn't hold back and began to talk about it.
The forehead of the old tun chief Li Laifu began to faintly break out in a translucent oily cold sweat......
At this time, Li Ergou looked like a face, suddenly realized and sighed, took Li Laifu's hand, rolled his eyes and wailed:
"Dad, he still owes me 2,000 yuan and hasn't paid it back, and it's still the money he owes when he went to the town to wash his feet last year......"
Hearing that he stumbled under his feet, Li Laifu was heartbroken and deeply shocked!
This hob meat, still owe my stupid second dog, 2,000 yuan?
This is worth it, and if you die, you still owe my family a lifetime?
Gradually, the people of Liujiatun reluctantly discovered that Liu Sixteen, the scourge that everyone hated, was actually one of the big people in Liujiatun?
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At this moment, a gloomy wind blew strangely, causing the thin-skinned coffin board to rattle......
Everyone twisted their faces, shuddered in unison, and woke up from their memories.
It's a cold day, and the wind blows cold on the padded jacket!
Inside the tun, there was a chill without warning, and the sky on Shiding Peak began to darken strangely.
The villagers looked up at the sky at the same time, but saw a large dense black cloud quietly pressing over, covering the Shiding Peak of Ziyun Mountain.
The wind rises, like a harsh winter......
"Wow Wow...... Woo......"
The black soil dog raised by Liu Liuliu howled, and he entered the grass hut in fear and refused to come forward.
It is said that the dog's eyes can be psychic, and he saw a yin qi falling from the clouds, as if the dragon from all over the world did not enter Shiding Peak, but mortals could not see the slightest clue......
No one paid attention to the unfortunate black soil dog, and everyone looked up as if they were bleeding from their noses, this is going to rain, right?
Or, is it snow?
A white mist rose in the sky, and the snow covered it head-on.
Snowflakes flew quietly, with a hint of weirdness in the air that could not be concealed......
"Squeaky ......"
The sound was not loud, it was the slightest sound of the thin skin coffin board of the morgue.
This sound shocked all the villagers of Liujiatun, who looked at the edge of the uncovered coffin board in fear, stretched out a pair of miserable white old claws, and a lewd head with gray hair......
"A bunch of ungrateful dog calves? Before I could breathe, I was put in the coffin. ”
Liu Sixteen really cheated the corpse!
This wicked man, is he even afraid of Lord Yama when he sees it......
Sitting up from the door panel, Liu Sixteen stood tall and collapsed, but the black soil dog who didn't know where to hide came over, shook his head around Liu Sixteen, and was well-behaved!
It is worthy that Liu Sixteen has been hurting it for fifteen years......
The villagers gasped at the same time, their whole bodies were shaking, what a deceit?
Liu Sixteen's gray head was groggy, and he stepped out of the coffin in one step, and found that in addition to his pants, he only had a short-sleeved undershirt on his body, and looked up at everyone and said angrily:
"Ge Laozi, which dog calf shaved Daddy's padded jacket?"
The villagers looked at each other blankly, seeing you like a bird, who knows?
"Isn't it, Cuihua's hand, just touch it for me!"
Liu Sixteen salivated in his mouth, and reached out with a hippie smile to pull the hard cotton pants of the old daughter-in-law of Li Laifu's family.
The red-faced daughter-in-law of the second dog couldn't dodge, and she was ashamed to refuse and was attacked by Liu Sixteen's thin old paws.
"My Daddy......"
Ergou's old daughter-in-law exposed two pieces of white flesh behind her buttocks and was steaming, so frightened that she screamed and fled with her face, regardless of the strand of black hair hidden under the white flesh flying in the wind, attracting countless hot eyes......
The old tun chief Li Laifu, his calm face suddenly disappeared, the green tendons on his forehead were rising, and he glared at the old daughter-in-law and roared:
"Call a hammer, touch it and lose two taels of meat? Could it be that you are less touched by this old dog on weekdays, get out of ......?"
When the second dog's daughter-in-law heard this, she hurriedly lifted her pants and tightened her buttocks and turned around to escape, her face even redder, as if an old tree was blooming......
When everyone saw Liu Sixteen's fraudulent corpse, they estimated that the old guy was relieved, and he gave up with a few words of pretense and concern.
This old guy lived to be one hundred and eight years old, and he really couldn't die!
Liu Sixteen shook his white head, kicked his black dog back to his senses, and scolded:
"The dog said, still waiting for the knife with a pestle, Lao Tzu is really burping, and he will chop you alive before he swallows, and eat ...... hot pot."
The black dog who kicked his hind legs, shook his buttocks, and fled quickly with a demonic ~ Rao pace similar to Li Ergou's mother-in-law.
Suddenly, the black clouds in the sky dispersed, and the snow melted!
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At this time, on the mountain path leading to the outside of the village, a person appeared in the distance!
The man looked extremely young, and the sharp-eyed villager called out loudly:
"Uncle Sixteen, your family is eighteen, and you have rushed back from Xuchang City to mourn......
When Liu Sixteen heard this, his rickety waist straightened up, and he turned his head and scolded:
"Lao Tzu is not dead, who is Ben ...... mourning?"
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Liu 18 is 1.75 meters tall and has an average appearance, looking quiet and slightly thin, but the villagers who know the bottom know what a terrifying explosive power is hidden under this thin body......
Back then, when Liu Eighteen had not yet walked out of Ziyun Mountain, there were two major scourges in Tunli, in addition to Liu Sixteen, Liu Eighteen of this evil sect should be added.
Liu Sixteen is disrespectful to the old, no matter where he goes to peek at the bath and, he will take this precious grandson Liu Eighteen with him.
From the age of five to the age of seventeen, in just twelve years, Liu Shibai has practiced a pure and evil kung fu.
Peeping at the incident, the village was full of young people shouting and beating, and even his grandfather Liu Sixteen had to be arrested!
Only, Liu 18 fled under the siege and interception of the young people in the village, and fled into Ziyun Mountain to hide and sleep......
If the old guy has any other things to pass on to Liu Eighteen, then no one knows!
(End of chapter)