Chapter 1: The Old Beast Finally Breathed

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In 218 A.D., Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms issued a will in Xuchang, saying that the mausoleum site was selected in a barren place, buried deep on the flat ground, not sealed or tree, and there were no gold and jade treasures in the mausoleum. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After Cao Cao's death in 220 A.D., fearing that people would excavate his tomb, he set up 72 doubtful tombs.

According to the records of the wild history, before Cao Cao died, he ordered the execution of the eighteen captains under his command to be martyred, so as not to prevent anyone from digging up the suspicious grave by touching the ghosts and gods of the captain Jin!

It's a pity that it backfired, and one of the eighteen lieutenants escaped, escaped into the vast world, and disappeared without a trace......

The memories of ancient times have disappeared without a trace with the passage of time, and many years have passed in the blink of an eye......

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Ziyun Mountain, located in Ziyun Town, Xiangcheng County, Xuchang City, Ziyun Mountain also belongs to the eastern foot of Funiu Mountain, with a total of nine mountains and eighteen peaks, and five lakes and one river.

The top of the mountain is often cloudy, surrounded by purple gas, and there is an auspicious omen of purple gas coming from the east, so it is named: purple cloud.

On the Shiding Peak of the third peak of Ziyun, there is a crater formed hundreds of millions of years ago, a bend of clear spring flows into the formation of Tianchi, and at the foot of the mountain there is a small village of about 100 households, called Liujiatun.

Early this morning, the sky is bright, and the rare firecrackers in Liujiatun are a lively scene.

The old merchant who got up early in the countryside was secretly happy when he heard the sound, and there was a marriage in Daotun, and he had to mix a glass of water and wine, and there was no problem with a bowl of stewed meat and a tooth sacrifice.

The old merchant picked up a handful of groceries with a trembling fart, and slowly walked to the old village chief who was standing in the cold wind, stroking his white beard, full of pride, and a happy face, and asked with a smile:

"Brother, there is joy in the village today, which girl wants to get married?"

When the old village chief heard this, his tree-like face twitched, and he turned his head to glance at the old merchant who was salivating at the corners of his mouth, and instantly saw through his little Jiujiu, bowed his head and said:

"Listen to me, three days ago, Liu Sixteen's old man swallowed his breath and was ready to be buried today, and you still expect his ruined grandson to give you a drink? ”

The old merchant was shocked when he heard this, his eyes flickered, and he said strangely:

"I see that you are happy, and I think there is a marriage in one family, oops! It is worth saying that this Liu Sixteen is angry, and he is more than 100 years old this year......

"Yes, I'm one hundred and eight years old this year, and I should go, go well! Liujiatun has finally gone to a big disaster, and there will be a quiet life in the future......

The old village chief smiled bitterly, but his eyes were filled with a hint of joy that could not be concealed.

As the saying goes: If you want to live, you can't die, but if you want to die, you will live a long life!

To say this, it is Liu Sixteen, who has just choked his breath, this kind of person is old and begging for nothing, and the evil door is full of strange hob meat.

Although it is freezing this year, it is a good year, and there is hope for a bumper harvest next year!

Liu Sixteen, who had been cut for thousands of knives, suddenly choked his breath and died hard, like a stinky salted fish hanging on the eaves......

In the whole Liujiatun, idle men, women and children, threw away the little winter farm work, and surrounded the sheep intestine path in the tun to be overcrowded.

The simple and honest mountain people lined up in a long line to exchange their heads and ears, admiring Liu Sixteen, who was thin and thin, wearing a pair of pants outside the broken grass house.

Whose hand do you say, so cheap?

Everyone is gone, and in the end, they will strip this old thing like a chicken......

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Everyone congratulated each other with joy and commented with relish!

sighed in unison that God opened his eyes, and finally gave the Great Mercy Mantra and accepted this as the old disrespectful and scourge the evil animals in the township.

The feeling of exhilarating when pooping comes too suddenly......

It was as if walking on a mountain trail and picking up a bulging big wallet, and I was full of joy to open it, but it was as unexpected as a bag full of straw paper!

When everyone saw Liu Sixteen's hard, thin, almost naked corpse, they thanked God for still having eyes!

In particular, it is a group of old women hiding in the corner of Tunli who are reminiscing about sweet and bitter thoughts, with spring in their eyebrows, and they can't believe that this bold old beast is really breathing?

Isn't it, what kind of prank is this old guy doing, playing tricks on all men, women and children?

Or, this year is really a good year, Tunli is lucky, really swallowed his breath?

The young and strong young men in the tun squeezed forward one by one with the courage of dogs, reached into the thin coffin, and touched the old thing to see if he still had a snort?

The more daring offspring poked his hand into the crotch of his pants, wanting to verify what was different about this old thing, which made the aunts in Detun want to stop......

The big daughter-in-law and little girl who wear red and green, plus a group of old but springy old aunts, stand far away and whisper, smiling!

They don't know what embarrassing past they remembered, their faces were red, they were shy, and they were delicate......

It's like, rotten peaches that are overheated......

A group of white-haired and white-bearded old men who can't straighten their waists are the most calm, some of them are basking in the warm and refreshing sun, the corners of their eyes are slightly narrowed, and they are leisurely and contented......

There are also people who take out the pipa suona that is rare to see on weekdays and almost fall apart, babbling and crackling......

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Liu Sixteen, this damn immortal demon, lived a hundred and eight years old!

From the time he was able to spread his feet and run away in Tun, he harmed Liujiatun for a hundred years.

It's been a hundred years, how can it be described in more than one tragic word?

At least four words: madness......

Liu Sixteen has been sensible since he was eight years old, and there has not been a day of peace in Tunli, no matter which little girl, old sister-in-law, or eldest daughter-in-law has not had a stable life.

You can imagine, as young as a ten-year-old girl, as big as a hungry and thirsty daughter-in-law, plus an old aunt who is old but still pregnant, who can wipe her body and every day, like a thief?

But if there is a trace of negligence on the part of the man in your family, the obscene and affectionate white head of Liu Sixteen will definitely appear in some unknown corner, silently gazing and admiring his mother-in-law......

The same scene is also being played out in some nearby tunzi......

This point makes all the old and young people in Liujiatun and nearby Tunzi puzzled, this old demon is more than a hundred years old, why does he have so much energy?

After looking at the white flowers, fat and watery body, where did the evil fire of more than a hundred years go to vent?

Or, the black dog raised by Liu Sixteen is doing this work of pouring out fire?

However, the earth dog called Lao Hei, after identification, is a male dog who can pull eggs when he runs......

The black dog's action of climbing the ashes was as neat as that of Liu Sixteen......

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"Dad, do you want to go to the town and invite a Bangzi opera troupe to be happy?"

Li Ergou, the son of the rich family, held back the joy on his face, and asked his father tremblingly.

For the hob meat that always appeared on time and always appeared when his mother-in-law Cuihua, Li Ergou hated his hands and feet cramps but was helpless.

It is a good omen from the sky, and I finally look forward to this old dog's breath, which is really a great joy......

Li Ergou's voice is not loud, but it can be heard in the whole tun!

Hearing this, Liu Jiatun and all the young and old looked at Li Laifu, who was holding Zhuji in his hand and was extremely calm with his beard.

"Don't worry! Eighteen hasn't replied yet, so why don't you let that bad boy see his grandfather one last time.

If there is no movement at noon, go into the ancestral hall first to raise the corpse! Then, Ergou, you will go to the town to invite the troupe......"

Li Laifu held his head high, his hands behind his back with a very characterful character, and he looked back and commanded tremblingly!

After speaking, Li Laifu thought that it was not enough, and then turned his head and glared and added the last sentence:

"If you really can't do it, please invite two troupes, it's a celebration today!"

When the people heard this, they immediately opened their mouths wide and smiled, and nodded their heads in praise:

"Only heroes like Li Laifu have great wisdom......"

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PS: Annotation

1. The creative concept of this book is, first of all, to strictly abide by and promote justice and be strongly patriotic!

2. Secondly, the characters, place names, countries, and some positions in the book are purely fictional, please don't substitute them for reality!

3. The most important point is for readers to keep in mind that the category of this book belongs to supernatural + science fiction + tomb robbery + strange people + virtual city.

If the characters in the book are forcibly matched with the real characters and imposed tricks, the book will not be responsible.

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