Chapter 10 Liu Guan Li's Three Plays Yang Jingru
"The ghost slayer maniac really lives up to its reputation, you're almost at the limit, right?" Liu Guan smiled as if a flower was blooming on a cliff with a hundred feet of ice: "If it weren't for Ah Qing's pity for your talent, you should go to Liudong Lake to report now!"
"Don't worry about it!"
"Tsk, such a beautiful face with such a vicious expression, be careful of wrinkles!
Yang Jingru twisted her waist with her crotch, and she was about to take out a knife to split the hateful woman full of fat in front of her in half.
"A swordsman, you don't even know when you lost your knife, your cultivation is not enough!" Liu Guanxi fiddled with the treasure knife with a woman's body temperature, with a playful face.
How did she get close to me? No, even the Divine Talisman couldn't hide my vigilance, not to mention that the corpse didn't resist at all......
"What a stinky knife, I'll give it back to you!" Liu Guanxi threw the knife back in disgust, and took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands vigorously. "Can you take it in and out all day long, and not be nauseous when you eat and sleep?"
The treasure knife returned to his hand and immediately rioted, and Yang Jingru had to suppress it with all his strength before he could barely hold it down.
"Uncontrolled ghost knife, no, this is already a netherworld creature! It's hard for you to keep an eye on it all the time to avoid being eaten by it...... I feel a little sorry for you. ”
"If you keep talking, I can't guarantee that you'll be killed!"
"I'm really full of confidence! In Xinghai City, the person who can kill me hasn't been born yet!" Liu Guanxi didn't continue to tease Yang Jingru, stretched his waist lazily, and his face flushed with a pink: "Oh, I'm a little sleepy when the wine comes up, let's hurry up!"
"Good!"
Yang Jingru burst out of the secret method, forcibly suppressing the corpse food riot and letting it be used for his own use. It turned out that the hall of the textile factory's production workshop was filled with violent killing intent for a while, and as long as there was the slightest movement on the opposite side, these shark-like killing intent would rush up and split the enemy's corpses.
"What are you doing? I mean I'm going to take you on a tour of the life-saving department! Girls must know how to be reserved! Those who fight and kill all day long will age quickly!" Liu Guanxi stood at the door of the hall, pursing his lips and smiling at Yang Jingru from afar.
This woman! Yang Jingru swallowed a mouthful of blood that burst out of the secret method, and tried her best to appease the corpse food treasure knife that had found nothing. Knowing that Liu Guanxi would not face her head-on, Yang Jingru put away the corpse food and followed honestly.
The second time! This is the second time that the woman has escaped the murderous aura of the corpse eater! I don't even know how she did it...... Xinghai City Rescue Department, you can play for a long time this time!
Yang Jing walked like a cat, and her face also showed a cat-like expression. It's a smile that is determined to be won before killing its prey.
As a formal government agency, the Rescue Department has staff dormitories. The Chase Shop, which was originally used to house workers, was cleaned up and turned into a dormitory.
"There was no one on the ground floor and there was no shortage of rooms anyway. The first room on the left hand side of the second floor is the dormitory of A, remember not to find the wrong place when you come to cut people. There are a lot of drink bottles piled up in front of him, it's easy to tell!"
"The second room on the left hand side of the third floor is my sister's dormitory! As for why it's not the first room, the rancid smell of Ah can't be stopped even if it's across the floor!"
"Ah Jian lives in the dormitory in the middle of the top floor, but he rarely comes back to live, and only stays for two days when he has something to do. ”
"So," Liu Guanxi gestured with his finger, "You can choose from here to there!" By the way, the cute newcomer intern lives on the fourth floor, and he has just moved out, and there are still a lot of daily necessities for young men in the room!"
Yang Jingru looked up, and the top floor was shrouded in a dense atmosphere, and it was indeed a place for people with Tao to practice. The next few floors are normal, and the third floor is a turbid and indistinguishable mixture of dragons and snakes, and the root of it is impossible to see the roots. And the second floor where Chen Li is located......
Yang Jingru's face turned blue, then pale, and she almost couldn't resist the urge to smash the second floor.
"You know what I mean, right?"
Yang Jing shrank meaningfully, and couldn't prevent Liu Guanxi's palm from still patting on his shoulder.
"That dormitory brings together the ugliest and dirtiest breath in the world, it is simply a gooseneck under the toilet bowl of heaven and earth, and the essence is gathered. One day you sleepswim up and go to cut him, I can understand it, after all, it's force majeure and it's not infighting, hahaha!"
"You can also use Psisight?" Yang Jingru quietly took two steps back, letting Liu Guanxi's hand slip off his shoulder.
Liu Guanxi took advantage of the situation to hug the two great balls on his chest, and deliberately trembled in front of Yang Jingru.
"The innate yin and yang eyes or spiritual vision are indeed rare abilities, and it is said that many famous immortal masters can distinguish yin and yang from the moment they fall to the ground, and practice Taoism for a long time. It's a pity that you don't go to the Tao, because of your talent!"
"It's not about you!"
"Oh, don't get excited, I just saw that Mingzhu was dusty and a little heartbroken, and I didn't feel pity for you at all. Liu Guanxi said before Yang Jingru surged up with murderous energy: "There are a lot of people who can see candles and yin and yang in Taoism, and Buddhism also has a saying that it is wise to see the heart. ”
I thought I had met one of my kind...... She's just a lot of means, and she's very knowledgeable.
"Of course I'm not like all of that! Guess what?"
Yang Jingru felt that the number of times she lost her cool today was a bit too much, so much that she began to get used to the urge to kill people.
"Hahahaha! You don't think that I'm a natural spirit like you, right? If you want to find Deng Liansheng, the head of the Quanzhen Sect, for comparison, how can you find me, an ordinary civil servant!"
Liu Guanxi smiled Yan Yan, but Yang Jingru was full of murderous intent.
For the woman in front of her, who is more unpredictable than a ghost, Yang Jingru has given up thinking, and now she just wants to liberate the killing intent of corpse food!
"Aren't you tired of holding this knife, sister will help you keep it first!" Liu Guanxi put a handkerchief in his palm and gently grasped the corpse food treasure knife in his hand.
The murderous aura of corpse eating is gone!
Yang Jingru's waist was light, her heart was relieved, and she almost fell to the ground.
How did the corpse food go to that woman again, and there was no resistance at all?
A feeling of loss came to her heart, making Yang Jingru feel as if she was in nothingness.
What about my sword? Will even my sword be taken from me? Am I going to be left with nothing again?
"Don't worry," a demonic and angelic whisper rang in his ears, "I'm only keeping it for you temporarily." I can't coax this beast for long, it only recognizes you as its master!"
"As for now," the words with the scent of peach blossoms brushed Yang Jingru's face and woke her up: "You two should take a good rest!"
I don't know if it was out of disgusting Liu Guancion mentality, Yang Jingru finally chose the room next to Chen Li.
"If I hadn't known that you were born with vision, I would have thought you were crazy!" Liu Guanxi unscrewed the lock with a look of disgust, and quickly opened all the windows.
"You are a real warrior, you actually dare to challenge the dung pit!
If psionic vision is turned off, it's a normal, empty room. There are no frills, a bathroom is separated by a brick wall at the end of the room, and that's it.
The iron bed frame where the workers slept was either removed by the manufacturer or picked up by the rags, but the floor was still scattered with various living debris. Newspapers with padding feet, colored magazines that were originally hidden under the bed boards, expired spicy strips, toilet paper, toothpaste shells...... Almost everything a man needs to live can be found here.
To be honest, as long as it takes half a day to clean it, it can almost be inhabited, after all, all that is left is solid waste, and there is no such wet goods that are particularly difficult to handle. As for the unidentified stains on the walls, don't delve into them, it's good for everyone.
After turning on the spiritual vision, Yang Jingru's eyes were a different scene.
The inexplicable black substance squirmed and crawled to the center of the room, attacking the other side with teeth and claws. The cyan rain and dew that fell from the ceiling continued to melt the filth that crossed the line, holding the ground and not giving up an inch.
Of course, this is just a concrete image of Yang Jingru's spiritual vision, in fact, this is the qi contained in Chen Li's dormitory, fighting with Liu Guanxi in the air, without Yang Jingru's talent, even a cultivator with a difficult path can only see two clouds of aura rolling in the room.
This...... What kind of tiger's den is this! Is that Chen Li, who seems to be nothing more than a corrupt bureaucrat, degenerate to such an extent? Why haven't those high-ranking people who have been thinking about subduing demons and subduing demons all day long have come to clean up this monster!
For the first time, Yang Jingru regretted her choice.
Isn't it better to change rooms?
"This biting little monster is really hard to serve!" Liu Guanxi came in with his nose pinched, and threw away the corpse food casually: "Your master is here, don't make noise!"
The corpse food in the void seemed to be attracted by something, and it fell silent without moving.
"Hey, how many times have I been unable to stand the smell...... Where's your luggage, sister, put it in my dorm first! I'll call a cleaner to clean this place......
"I don't have luggage. ”
"Huh!?" Liu Guanxi, who had been controlling the scene, was shocked: "You just carry a disobedient ghost knife to shake around? What about lipstick, cream, facial cleanser, and change of clothes, right?"
"No, the murderous aura of the corpse will expel everything that comes close to you, including dust. ”
"What about sweating after exercise?"
"I have the cultivation to clear the dust. ”
"Hiss......" Liu Guanxi made a toothache sound: "It seems that the good friend of the month doesn't need to ask, cutting Chikui is a compulsory homework...... Are you living to cultivate?"
Yang Jingru was silent. Since he was sensible, his life has been filled with his cultivation schedule. After the completion of the cultivation path, it is to kill the Quartet with corpse food, and it is reasonable to say that there is nothing to be sacrificed. It's just a pity...... Will there be?
"It's a headache to be the boss of the stall, and it's not good to give it to me every time......" Liu Guanxi sighed, and even the black Qingyu who was fighting endlessly paused for the beauty's injury.
"I'll start from scratch!" Liu Guanxi grabbed Yang Jingru's shoulder: "Who called me a born toiler!"
Liu Guanxi's dormitory looks like the other rooms on the outside, but there is a lot more to it on the inside. Because there were only three people in the big cats and kittens in the previous lifesaving department, the dormitory was very spacious, and Liu Guanxi simply opened up the walls and connected them. In other words, the entire third floor, except for the one on the top of Chen Li's dormitory, is owned by Liu Guanxi.
The four gods lock the ground, and the stars cover the sky?
As soon as Yang Jingru entered the door, he saw the divine beasts guarding the four corners, and when he looked up, he was even more shocked, isn't this Zhou Tian Star Dou Great Array! This woman wants to suppress me here?
"Don't look at it, it's all needed for work, I still think they're too eyesore!" Liu Guanxi pulled Yang Jingru through the front hall and sat down with her. "I rarely have guests here, so you can praise my taste!"
Yang Jingru noticed that the living room was full of fluffy decorations. Large, small, round, square, long, short puppets were piled up in a corner, and the pink wallpaper stretched all the way to the ceiling. Ordinary people use gypsum thread to decorate the ceiling, and the willow civet is directly the lace of the carved flowers, and it is not far away and the cloth strips like the leaves of the willow are uneven.