097 Strong vs. Strong
"Come again! I don't believe it yet, I'm going to lose to you, little fox. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Gyokuro exhaled.
"Hmph, you, you're going to lose!Listen, what do the gods eat?" said the little fox angrily.
"With your hands, with chopsticks. ”
The little fox laughed on his back, rolled on the bed, laughed and scolded: "Stupid and stupid, I've never seen you so stupid! Hahaha, I've never seen you so stupid." ”
"You dare to laugh at me, believe it or not......" Yulu Ling was so angry that she raised her fist and was about to hit it.
"If you don't get angry, you don't count. The little fox straightened up and threatened her.
"But you've me off, and I'm going to vent my anger. Yulu Ling lifted its two ears and said fiercely, "If I don't vent with you today, I'm going to lose sleep." ”
"You, you, you let go of me. The little fox kicked and kicked his limbs indiscriminately, and said as he struggled, "You want to murder me? Obviously, you are not as smart as me, and you still want to beat me if you lose? ”
"Descendants of the Sky Fox, right? I have to teach you a lesson. Yulu said angrily.
"If you teach me a lesson, you will be unlucky for eight lifetimes. The little fox cursed.
Yu Luling's raised hand did not fall in the end. First, it is impossible for her to be so cruel to small animals, and second, a talking fox is either aura or demonic. So she clearly knows that it is best to restrain her behavior, maybe she will really fall into mold for eight lifetimes.
Yulu Ling put it down hatefully and said, "Let you go today." ”
The little fox jumped up recklessly: "Don't you dare, huh!"
"You dead fox, get out of here, I've decided not to raise you. Yulu Ling said helplessly.
"Yo yo yo, it's a lie if you lose. In the face of Yu Luling's scoundrel, the little fox began to entangle.
"I'm going to play tricks, what can you do with me? I won't support you, I'll leave immediately. Yulu pointed out the door angrily, giving the order to evict the guests.
It's so annoying, I was humiliated by a fox, this fox has become a sperm, and I can't raise it.
The little fox looked at Yu Luling's angry appearance, changed her tone, but still played a trick on her, and flattered: "Don't you do this! I'm also joking with you, in fact, you are very smart." Well, why don't you do that? I'll give you another question, and if you get it right, I'll go right away. ”
"No, I'm going to sleep. As soon as Yu Luling lifted her legs, she immediately collapsed on the bed.
"I'm afraid? This is not like you? This question is not difficult, it is equal to your IQ, as long as you answer it, I will leave immediately, and I will not bother you. The little fox lured Faga together.
"No, get out of here. Yulu Ling glared at it.
The little fox imitated the pouting of human beings, and stubbornly said, "If you don't answer, I won't leave." Hmph, and I'm going to pester you every day, annoy you, and you off. ”
Yu Luling was extremely helpless, waved her hand and said, "Say it, say it, and leave quickly." ”
"Once upon a time, there was a person named Yululing, and Yululing died stupidly, so how did his descendants die?" said the little fox leisurely.
"Wow, you dare to scold me, are you underwhelming?" Yu Luling flicked up, gritting her teeth.
"No, it's just a question, you don't even care about this, do you?" the little fox immediately pretended to look pitiful, two round blue eyes, looking at her cutely, and two front paws against her mouth.
"I don't know. You say how you died, that's how you died! I don't guess anyway. Yulu gave her a blank look. Xindao: Where is this just a pet?
"If you don't guess, then I won't go!" The little fox hurriedly lay on the bed, his little head gently resting on his front legs, closing his eyes, and looking like he was going to sleep.
"You love to walk or not. I'm going to sleep, get me out of bed. After Yu Luling finished speaking, she lay down on the bed again, and by the way, she stretched out another leg and kicked the little fox out of bed.
This damn fox really thinks he's a character! Just kick it down and give it some color, or you'll think I'm a bully!" Yulu Ling thought with relief after closing her eyes.
The little fox jumped on the bed again and shouted at her, "How dare you do this to me?"
Yu Luling opened her eyes, turned sideways, looked at the little thing, thought about it, and said, "Do you want to follow me?"
"Yes!" the little fox said firmly with his hind legs on the ground and his front legs crossed his waist.
"Do you want to sleep in the same bed with me?" asked Yu Luling whimfully, with a slightly treacherous smile on her face.
"Yes!" replied the little fox with a nodding head.
"Yes, but there are conditions. ”
"What conditions?" said the little fox.
"First, I will be your master in the future, and you must be polite to me, and you must not call me by my name, but call me my master. ”
"Why? You're in charge of providing for me. I don't call a fool the master. The little fox resisted.
"Then I will teach you a lesson as a master now. As she spoke, Yulu Ling grabbed one of its ears and hung it in the air.
The little fox kicked again, screaming in pain: "It hurts, let me down, you black-hearted fellow, I will curse you." ”
"Curse me, won't you? Then I'll kill you first, and we'll die together. As she spoke, Yulu Ling picked up its ears and shook them in small circles.
"Ahhh!!h The little fox scolded.
"I don't care, anyway, I'm alone now, and I don't have anything to worry about. Yulu Ling continued to hold its ears and flick it.
"Ahh
Yulu Ling stopped shaking and asked nonchalantly, "Then do you know what to call me now?"
"How?" the little fox still pretended to be confused.
"Aren't you smart? If you don't say anything, I'm going to dump it again until you're smart. Yulu Ling said proudly.
The little fox was so frightened that he immediately nodded his head again and again, nodded his head, his ears hurt, and begged for mercy: "Got it, got it!"
"Call me?" said Yulu Ling.
"Lord...... Dumb host ......"
"Huh?" Yu Luling grabbed its ears and flicked them again, this time by an additional amplitude, and scolded, "It seems that if I don't give you some color, you don't know how thick the sky is." If you don't respect me, will you? ”
"Ah...... Dizzy, dizzy...... You black-hearted ghost, let me go. The little fox struggled.
Yu Luling was really afraid that it would break its ears, so she stopped and used another method, "Very good!
As she spoke, Yu Luling took out a thin rope, tied the little fox's two ears, and hung it in the air on the bed frame. (To be continued.) )