"Am I a bad person?" Yu Luling laughed at it, pointed to the tip of her nose, and asked with interest, "How did I become a bad person?" Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"You have always refused to let me out, causing me to break my thirty years of skill and come out on my own. Now it's okay, I have to practice again. The little fox gestured as he spoke. The appearance of puffing and whirring made Yu Luling laugh.

"What about still cultivating? So you're a fox spirit?" Yu Luling teased.

"You're the vixen!" the little fox glared at her angrily.

In Yu Luling's opinion, this angry appearance is even more cute. It turned out that Hang Shu gave her a living treasure, which can be said to be able to jump, and can also play temper. Have a heart!

"Vixen, vixen, vixen!" The little fox saw that Yululing did not return to it in time, and it angrily asked her for a little trouble, as if it wanted to make her angry before it was satisfied.

"I'm human, you're a vixen. Yululing poked its little head again, it was very funny.

"Don't keep poking me in the head and bully my little man, right?" the little fox was extremely dissatisfied.

"I'm going to poke, I'm going to poke, what's the matter? I'm going to poke a few more times, so that you don't have to become a vixen in the future to hurt people." Yulu said reluctantly.

"You, you, you!!" The little fox stomped his feet angrily and said seriously, "I am a descendant of the sky fox, have you heard clearly? I am a little fox fairy." ”

Yulu Ling laughed happily, and said with some other intention: "It turned out to be a little fox fairy, I understand!"

"Now that you understand, you are still so rude to me, you listen, Benhu is hungry, hurry up and get me something to eat. The little fox said in a commanding tone.

Yulu Ling endured the sore stomach with laughter, and pretended to be serious: "Okay, okay, little fox fairy, I won't make fun of you anymore." Now that you've made a breakthrough on your own, let's go! Miss Ben can't serve you here. ”

"I'm not leaving. The little fox sat on Yu Luling's palm and said firmly.

"Why? You've become a fox fairy, can you let me keep you as a pet?" Yu Luling put it on the bed, ready to give the order to evict the guest.

This little fox is very fine, and she doesn't want to ask for trouble. I already have a lot of trouble, and I have to raise a little fox who is twittering and going against her, so isn't it tiring to death?

She loves docile, obedient critters.

"What's wrong with keeping me as a pet?" The little fox imitated the appearance of a human being, sat on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs, supported his chin with one front foot, and trembled lightly under his feet.

Yu Luling was simply made to cry and laugh by this little thing. Please, you're a fox, don't learn from such uncivilized human movements, okay?

"Does your silence mean acquiescence?" said the little fox.

"I don't like pets! And it's a talking pet like you, and it's going to kill people. Yulu Ling said bluntly.

"I'm just a god's favor, if you don't want me, you'll regret it. The little fox said.

"Then tell me, I raised you, what benefits can you bring me?" asked Yu Luling.

"There are many benefits, I'm afraid you don't dare to raise them. The little fox said excitedly.

"Tell me, what good do you have for me? I'll consider whether or not to raise you. Yu Luling also shrewdly made a small calculation.

"Well?......" said the little fox, pretending to think for a while, "I'll make you as smart as I am." ”

"Come on, just your IQ. Yu Luling pursed her lips and said with a disdainful expression.

"You underestimate me? I tell you, I'm smarter than you. ”

"Really?"

"If you don't believe me, you can try!" said the little fox.

"How do you try?" asked Yululing.

"I'll test you a question and see if you can answer it. ”

"Oh, that's your question...... Okay, you ask?" Yulu Ling pretended to be serious. I thought: I don't think you have any difficult problems, just your brainpower, can you stump me? Haha, it's almost the same to go to Meng's two-year-old baby. Besides, I don't believe foxes can be smarter.

"Listen, python, cobra, short-tailed snake, which one is shorter?"

"Which one is shorter? "Gyokuro seriously imagined three snakes, the python was the longest, it must have been a cobra and a bobtail, one of them, haha, literally hadn't you already told me?

"Bobtailer. "Yulu Spirit Divine Qi Dao. At the same time, I thought happily: I said that you are stupid, but you are really stupid, and you actually told me the answer clearly.

"Wrong!" the little fox glanced at her with disdain, "You are really stupid, you must be a python." ”

"Hey, I think you're stupid, the python is obviously the longest, don't believe I'll catch one for you." Yulu Ling argued.

"Please listen to my title, which one I am talking about is the shortest. ”

"Isn't the shortest shortest snake?" Yulu Ling said unconvinced, thinking: Hmph! I am stupid, and I still say that others are stupid!

"It's the shortest python because it only has two words. This time, it was finally the little fox's turn to be angry, and it made a "two" gesture to her contemptuously.

"What's wrong with those two words? The fact is that the python is the longest. Yulu Ling argued unconvinced.

"I'll let you hear the question, hear the question. The little fox jumped up and struck her viciously. Since he couldn't knock her head, he could only knock her arm hard.

"You repeat the subject. "Yulu Lingdao.

"I'm talking about which one is the shortest, but I didn't say which one is the shortest? The little fox struck her again.

Yu Luling thought about it, as if this was the case, and said unwillingly: "Okay, count your horn drill as winning." ”

"Look at you, are you not convinced?"

"Come again!" said Yulu Ling fiercely.

"Okay, don't be angry just playing around!" The clever little fox knows how to take precautions and takes precautions in advance.

"Who's angry, you hurry. "Yulu Ling is actually already angry, but everyone doesn't know it.

"Where do mosquitoes bite you don't feel itchy?"

Gyokuro thought about every part of her body, and it was to say which part of her body didn't feel itchy, whether it was her nails, teeth, or hair.

"Hair. Yulu Ling affirmed.

"It's pedantic, and his head is really not bright. The little fox scolded.

"Isn't it?" Yu Luling was shocked in her heart, and she was wrong again? If this is really lost to this fox, where will her face go?

"Bite someone else, stupid. The little fox scolded again, "As far as your brain is concerned, your thinking is always limited to a small range, how can you become smart? You better quickly raise my god, maybe I will become your brain." (To be continued.) )