By this time it was nightfall, the sky was dark, and the people who were working in the fields had returned. They all gathered around Jingxian's house to watch the excitement, Jingxian and the red parrot scolded in a low voice and a high voice, I squeezed into the crowd to see that Jingxian's face was full of blood, and quickly grabbed Jingxian and said, "Don't mess with her, you are injured, hurry up and find Xiaomei to get some medicine!"

Jingxian pushed his head away and said angrily: "It's okay, it's okay, it's this ** girl who made it bad, it's not broken." I'm not done with her today!"

I was stunned when I heard this, obviously there was blood on my face, and everyone on the side laughed. Someone dragged it over and said, "The face is not broken, it was the red parrot who put her sanitary napkin on his face!"

As soon as I heard it, I was very happy, what was going on? Someone explained to me about the afternoon.

It turned out that Jingxian went to Xiaogang's house in the afternoon because he wanted to find a wife. Coincidentally, Xiao Gang was not at home. So Jingxian wanted to tell the red parrot about it, hoping that the red parrot would agree and tell Xiao Gang. The red parrot rolled her eyes and said, "Are you short of food? Or are you short of clothes? Do you still have a face at such an old age? I don't see anything missing, it's just a lack of virtue!"

"What are you talking about? I don't lack anything, but what virtue does I lack when I find a wife?" Jingxian was also a little annoyed when he saw that the red parrot didn't say anything.

"It's a lack of morality! It's a lack of morality! You're a sassy mule! You're just a commotion and no land, with flowers pushing mills, and a circle. ”

"Bastard, you ** girl, Lao Tzu is in charge of Lao Tzu's business, if I want to find someone, I will find someone, and tell you that it is for you to give face!

"You old turtle shell, and you still want to find someone outside? Hmph, who the hell wants you? You look, you find! You look for it in front, and the old lady behind you doesn't recognize who you are! In the future, we don't have river water in the well, and you deserve to die there!"

"You stinky bitch, don't rely on me to do anything to you, Xiao Gang fucking try! He wants to say this, Lao Tzu broke his leg!" Jingxian was a little anxious, seeing this girl who didn't get oil and salt, he held a big lump in his heart, and the flames crossed higher and higher.

"Damn, Xiao Gang also listens to the old lady, you break his leg, I'll break your old bastard's leg first!" said the red parrot and picked up a digging spoon (a kind of farming tool used for hoeing) in the yard and swept it towards Jingxian.

As soon as Jingxian saw that the general situation was not good, he turned around and ran, and he was also forced at that time, you are running outside the courtyard, and you are like a dog chasing a rabbit in the courtyard round and round. The red parrot grinned and bared his teeth and scolded with a roll, holding the handle of the digging spoon, and chased after him relentlessly, and he did not give up.

Jingxian's physique is quite sturdy, but it is far worse than that of a red parrot. The red parrot is in his early thirties at the age of breaking through Kyushu, Jingxian ran two laps, and after a while, he opened the bellows in his chest, snorting and gasping, and when he slowed down a little, he was hit on the ass balls.

"Oops, oops, Xiaogang, you bastard, how are you used to this slut, you actually beat up your father! It's really the other way around!" Jingxian was stunned for a while, and he also woke up, I have to run out quickly, what are you doing in the courtyard with this shrew?

Jingxian stood out from the encirclement, and the red parrot killed the earth-shattering sound, and people watched outside for a long time, and no one came out to persuade them to just watch the excitement. Some people began to sing;

Socialism is good

Socialism is good

The people of socialist countries have a high status

The reactionaries were brought down

Imperialism fled with its tail between its legs

.........

People burst into laughter, Jing Xian knew that his skills were not as good as others, he was not the opponent of the red parrot, and whether he was fighting in literature or martial arts, the two of them were not on the same level. Thirty-six plans to go up, leaving the green mountains in the fear of no firewood. Jingxian ran home and closed the door with a bang, thinking to himself, she is a mother, the more you want to stop me, the more you want to marry, you want to stop me? No door, this time you are a tree, I am a vine and I am surrounded by you, you are rice and I am soaked in water with you! Lao Tzu does not cry when he sees the coffin, does not touch the south wall, does not look back, and does not marry his wife and vows not to give up!

.......

Not dripping to the fullest, not pleasant

How deep the feelings are, only that

is enough to confess

Love when you die

......

When there is no song of "Love When You Die", there is no letter orchestra, otherwise Jingxian will sing a song to vent the anger in his heart. At this time, the red parrot has the heroic spirit of "it is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to sell the name of the overlord", and he wants to kill all the actions for the purpose of cutting down the grass and eradicating the roots, and slams the door with the farm tools in his hand, and scolds in his mouth: "You old slut, you get out! Now the old lady can't kill you, I have your surname!"

The red parrot smashed again, and the red parrot sweated again on his head, and just said that he wanted to rest for a while. Jingxian scolded in the door again: "Mother, take care of Lao Tzu's affairs, Lao Tzu will find his wife, not only look for it immediately, but also find it immediately, and I'm angry with you!" I don't know if today's angry words are exhausted, or if you can only deal with this kind of goods with a tooth for a tooth to relieve your hatred, you don't usually want to look like a gentleman, and you will be swept away.

How could the red parrot let him go, jumping outside and scolding. The doorway was dusty and messy.

When her mouth was dry and her body was weak, Jingxian scolded her in the door again. The red parrot here is making trouble again, and after a while, Jingxian scolded again. After such a repetition, everyone also saw through it, and Jingxian was also walking and stomping his feet in the courtyard, teasing the dog.

Slowly the red parrot also saw the doorway, and dared to sit in the door, holding a big water cup to tease me, he scolded, I was making trouble outside for a long time, and didn't let me rest. Damn, twenty-one days don't come out of chickens, bad guys. No, I can't be fooled anymore.

At this time, the red parrot knew that it had fallen for the trick of respecting the virtuous. The red parrot thought to herself, "Okay, aren't you playing tricks on me?" The old lady won't play with you anymore! I'll be staring at you at the door of my house, you old bastard, you have a kind of bastard, you will shrink in the shell of the king for the rest of your life? As long as you don't come out, I'll do it with you!

The red parrot had no choice but to stop the drums, withdraw the troops, regroup and make a second charge, anyway, you old thing can't run, I'm the mosquito after the autumn, staring at it!

Everyone saw that the red parrot had collected the stall and went home. I thought that this matter would be over, and I made a fuss and made a fuss, and the watermelon skin was rubbed, and it didn't work if it was endless. They all dispersed to do what to do, cook and watch the children.

There are a lot of interesting things in the countryside in June, and the live-action version of the sketch, although everyone thinks that the performance of this talent is not good, it is quite down-to-earth.

People are wrong, but there is another episode of this sketch.

Jingxian saw that the red parrot had collected the troops, and thought that she had made enough trouble. I thought that a stinky old lady would cry, make trouble, and hang herself, and the bear would play flat, and that would be the same thing.

...... Women have to open the firewall to see each other's appearance clearly, what kind of cow you are, what kind of cow you are. ......

So, Jingxian left the door open, and it was not a matter to keep the door closed. I went back to the house to get food for the little living Buddha, tossed for an afternoon, and had a stomach full of idleness, alas, this day has passed, aggrieved!

The red parrot and Jingxian are also physically and mentally exhausted, this old thing really doesn't know what to think, so old and still flowery in his heart, and he always wants to find a wife, riding a tiger with a bare butt, and he doesn't know how to be ashamed of being bold. I can't say anything, what if the house in that courtyard is a moth because of my wife? He must not be allowed to have other thoughts, wouldn't that be too pitiful?

The red parrot's abacus was very loud, and Xiao had just come back and told him about it. Xiao Gang felt that Jing Xian had gone too far, looking for a wife, and he was not satisfied with food and drink. With a wife, I will definitely suffer as a son, I really don't know what he thinks. I don't feel a little angry when I think about it.

The red parrot chattered beside him, and he was annoyed by this. Said angrily: "Go, go, don't keep talking to me about this, it's annoying!"

"Oh ho, who will tell you about this if I don't tell you? You are a natural wreck, and if you don't have the ability to fuck, you will be a mouse carrying a gun, and you will be in the nest. Annoying, do you have the ability to go to your father's place? I shouldn't tell you? What are you doing with your father wearing a pair of fucking pants and marrying a daughter-in-law? You should mess with your father. Oh my god, what the am I here, I'm not superfluous...... "The red parrot is about to make a fuss again.

"I mean, you fucking bitch, what are you messing about? Didn't he just mention it to you. If he really wants to make some trouble in the future, we will want to withdraw again. Now you can't be angry because of one or two sentences, there is a fucking egg to use? Let's take our time, watch while walking, and then we will adapt measures to local conditions and see a doctor and prescribe medicine. You're messing with me until you get into trouble, what a fart?" Xiao Gang slapped the table angrily, and the tea bowls and teapots on the table clanged.

As soon as the red parrot heard this, it was also ah, and the little old man wore trousers when he was playing with monkeys, regardless of the use of eggs. The white-haired man sweated profusely, and no one could hear it. "I'm fucking willing to make trouble? I eat salt and roll, idle (salty)? I'm not in a hurry, in case your father eats and weighs it, (iron) is close to his heart!"

"I'll whip you again, you dead old bitch, your father is the king, you don't have the door in your mouth!"

Xiao Gang was in a hurry, and the red parrot knew that he had left his mouth, but he still said stiffly: "The words he scolded me this afternoon are still ugly, why don't you say that your father is going?"

She muttered in her mouth, still out of the yard, she knew that if she provoked Xiaogang again, she would die of beauty if she beat Jingxian to death. She was mainly afraid of pain, and she was so anxious that Xiao Gang's fist hit not the bark!

She walked to the door, walked a few steps outside, and took a look at Jingxian's door by the way, whether it was still closed, and whether he didn't dare to open the door that made trouble. But she never expected that in the gate of Jingxian, she would walk out of an old lady who was quite neat and gray-haired despite the pillars of the crutches and the aisle!