The red parrot almost tilted its nose at this look, this is not what Xiao Gang said just now, this old thing is just talking. It seems that it has been premeditated for a long time. I've hooked up with the old lady a long time ago, this is obviously a prelude to the first cut. I'll go! This old bastard is really scheming! I'm going to tell Xiao Gang to go first.

The red parrot goose spread its legs, swayed its short and fat body, shook its ass and balls, and ran home as if it had been chased by a mad dog. Xiao Gang was picking up the teapot and pouring a glass of water to drink, and the red parrot slammed the door open: "Xiaoguang (Gang), hurry, hurry up and your father will find the girl by himself!" "My mother, can you slow down?" Xiao Gang complained.

"Slow down your mother's belly, your eyebrows are burning, and you still want to embroider with the eldest girl, that old lady can't go fast, you can still see it if you hurry up!"

"Oh, how do you say it's there, it's still in stock. This is a trouble, then I have to see who it is!" Xiao Gang swooped out of the house after speaking. Came to look around on the street, walked quickly to the mouth of Jingxian's alley, and carefully saw if there was anyone.

The red parrot was right, and sure enough, there was an old lady's back, and it disappeared in a flash! Xiao Gang chased after him to see who that person was, and turned around to see that there was still a shadow of a person there? Damn, this little old woman walked so fast, and there would be no one in a minute or two!

Let's go, let's go, anyway, you should be Lao Tzu's dependent, looking for a woman and wanting to marry yourself, the idea of wanting to marry is ironclad evidence, and the crime is unforgivable! At this time, the red parrot has entered the courtyard and roared loudly: "You old bastard, I didn't think that you would hook up with a girl so soon! You have lacked virtue for eight lifetimes!"

Jing Xianzheng and the little living Buddha were preparing to eat on the small table, and as soon as the bowls, chopsticks and steamed buns were set, they saw the red parrot like a crazy thunder and lightning flashing from the sky, and he was dizzy at that time. The little living Buddha was eating an egg in his mouth, and the red parrot was so frightening, and he choked on the egg, Jingxian didn't care about the red parrot, and gave the little living Buddha a beating on his back and wiping his chest, poured saliva and let the little living Buddha drink, and the little living Buddha rolled his yellow eyes and turned yang.

Jingxian turned around and said, "I'm having dinner with the child, what the hell are you sprinkling? That string is wrong again?"

"Eat, eat, I'll let you eat, I'll let you eat!" the red parrot went up and kicked the table over, and the clattering of the bowls, chopsticks, pots and pans made a chaotic noise.

Jingxian is so angry, I can't beat you in the afternoon, I came from hiding at home, and you came here just about to eat, you are too bullying the old man!

Jing Xian was also angry from the heart, and his strength was born from the side of his guts, so he pounced on the red parrot by the hair with one hand, and slapped the red parrot with a few big mouths with the other hand. The red parrot has gold stars in its eyes, and the sky is spinning, my mother, I want to get rich! Otherwise, why is it all gold in front of me?

The red parrot was also caught off guard by the fan, and when he came to his senses, he grabbed Jingxian and staggered: "You old Wang Ba, your momentum is not small, okay! I won't repair you well today, you don't know how fucking I'm powerful!" The two of them tore together.

The movement was too loud, and the tables, chairs, and cabinets in the room were banging and banging. At this time, the little living Buddha didn't have a trace of fear, and with a finger in his mouth, he watched the two tear with interest. Jingxian's face was also opened, and there were blood marks. The clothes worn by the red parrot were thin and ill-fitting, and the green gown was tight on her body, and the two of them broke off as soon as they moved a lot, and she was not wearing underwear. Two piles of white flowers and flesh trembled like rabbits on their chests, making Jingxian swallow saliva while fighting.

The red parrot is even more angry, damn! Last year, you touched my ass Xiaogang looked like you beat you lightly, and now you are staring at my chest again, it's strange that you can't beat you to death!

The two were tearing, and Xiao Gang rushed over from outside and went into the yard to take a look. On my day, my father was having a meat game with his daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law leaked out of the spring, so that my father feasted his eyes, which did not make the neighbors laugh off their big teeth! Why are you so uncompetitive as a father-in-law, and you do it with your daughter-in-law, and you say that I have pierced my face there?

Xiao Gang went up and hugged Jing Xian's waist, hoping to pull Jing Xian away, so that he wouldn't tear up with the red parrot again. Jingxian was hugged by Xiao Gang, unable to exert his combat effectiveness, and became passive. The red parrot suddenly gained the upper hand and kicked and kicked and beat and scolded, really to say that they were brothers in the fight, and they were two people in battle, but it was the father who was beaten!

Jingxian broke away from Xiao Gang and ran to the courtyard to scold Xiao Gang: "Okay, you rabbit cub, you conscienceless coward! Wear a pair of pants with your daughter-in-law to help her beat your father! Okay, good, good! Now the old man and I don't fucking live." I'm sorry for you!"

As the saying goes, "There is no good hand to fight, and there is no good mouth to scold". Xiaogang is better if he is not in a hurry, but when he is in a hurry, he stumbles and can't speak, and when he sees his father, he is also anxious and hurriedly says: "Don't, don't fight, talk well." Dad, what do you say you are doing! Recruit people at home before it gets dark, you really don't, no, shameless!"

"Let go of your mother's cigarette fart! Who am I hiring? When did I recruit someone? Talking nonsense with wide eyes, I can't even care about your mother's muddy daughter-in-law, and I'm still talking in the vernacular with a shy face! Go, go, hurry up and die in the Nanhe! What the fuck are you talking about!"

"Xiao Gang and I both watched it really, you still don't admit it. It's really iron-billed and steel-toothed, I let you not admit it, let you not admit it!" the red parrot circled around the yard to catch Jingxian. Even beating and scolding, Jing Xian dodged and dodged in front of him, Xiao Gang saw that this was not like words, and quickly pulled the red parrot to let her restrain a little. On the one hand, Jingxian hid from the red parrot and didn't let him catch up, and when he caught up, he felt that it was a shame for his father-in-law and his second daughter-in-law to fight. So I hated Xiao Gang, and I couldn't wait to catch Xiao Gang and slap him a few big mouths. It's also good to let this kid have a long memory.

There was a scene in the yard where you chased me, Jingxian chased Xiaogang to fight, Xiaogang pulled the red parrot to stop, and the red parrot made Jingxian angry. The three of them messed up one by one.

Of course, in this battle, Jingxian is the weakest, whether it is physical strength or wisdom, it is the inferior. The red parrot was in a hurry, and when he was chasing clockwise, the red parrot turned his head, and quickly dodged Xiao Gang and pounced on Jing Xian, Jing Xian was also running clockwise Zheng Huan, I didn't expect the red parrot her mother's uneasiness to play cards normally, this burn is quite deeper than the girl's routine, lure the enemy deep and then turn around and annihilate it. I also know the art of war, the way of war, and the way of treachery!

Jingxian didn't stop the car, and his wrinkled head almost fell into the arms of the red parrot, but he still pushed the red parrot on his heels. He also fell, Xiao Gang came up and dragged Jing Xian and said, "Don't hide it, who was that old lady just now?" You, you say! My daughter-in-law and I have seen it!" Jing Xian was just about to get up, but he didn't want to be kicked by the red parrot lying on the ground and pressed his neck, and he didn't let him get up, and he shouted: "You old miscellaneous hair, old thing! I won't let you get up today, see if you admit it?"

The head was pressed to the ground by the red parrot, Jing Xian only pushed and grabbed with his hands, the pants worn by the red parrot were the kind without a belt, and they were slippery kind of nylon silk, Jing Xian finally grabbed it, as if the red parrot was too tightly grabbed and pulled back his legs, and suddenly pulled off the pants. The red parrot is ashamed, angry, standing up and lifting his pants, Jingxian didn't notice that the red parrot had dropped his pants, and just relieved himself and scolded: "You ** raised burner, you actually ride your husband's neck, what are you!"

"Okay, I'll let you scold! Now the old lady let you scold enough, let you Crane sneezes, squirt feces all over your mouth, I'll let you squirt, let you squirt!" The red parrot turned around and pulled out the sanitary napkin from the red pants and covered it on Jing Xian's face, Jing Xian didn't expect the red parrot to come to this hand at all. Baba spit out twice, what the hell is she, with a bloody red hand, suddenly angry.

Xiao Gang was about to reach out and drag Jing Xian, Jing Xian went up and slapped Xiao Gang with a bow left and right, and scolded: "You bastard boy! If you don't beat your damn daughter-in-law today, I'll die in front of you!"

"Okay, Dad, you can't hide such a big thing from the people in the village, you beat me lightly, and you're still not done with her!"

"Damn, I'm not done? Are you blind? You two chased into my courtyard and beat me, and I'm not done? Go, go to the street, and let everyone comment! I don't have a good son like you!" said Jingxian and dragged Xiaogang out.

The red parrot took the opportunity to give Jingxian another kick in the buttocks, and then flexibly dodged, this robbery while the fire was also one of the thirty-six schemes, and the red parrot used it just right, and it seemed that it had reached the point of perfection.

Jing Xian didn't have his hands free, but Xiao Gang saw that he broke away from Jing Xian's neck and gave the red parrot a punch: "You stinky?

The red parrot wanted to take advantage of the chaos to sneak attack and make a move to win, but he didn't expect that people were still father and son. I had to use my mouth to make up for the injustice in my heart: "You eat fritters and drink soup, and you don't know the smelly things." You should let the old guy smack your mouth, you can't figure out which one is hot and that one is cold, bastard!"

The three of them went out of the house, and at this time, the wall, the hole in the door, and the door were full of people. watched this family perform the same sketch as Zhao Benshan, and they were all excited and frequently praised.

I almost laughed out loud after listening to someone else's introduction, look at this family!

The three of them were still scolding, and I pulled Jingxian aside and didn't let Jingxian speak again. I said to Xiao Gang, "Xiao Gang, do you think it's wrong for your father to find a wife?

"I don't want to, but I can't stop them from making this fuss, alas, I'm really broken!"

The red parrot ran towards me like a little whirlwind that had been hit by evil, and scolded uncleanly: "'There is no grass by the river, and there is no donkey with many mouths', who wants to take care of my family's affairs, so that he can't marry a daughter-in-law, and he doesn't have a ** ...... if he marries and has a child." ”