Chapter 3 The Great Sage Sends a Somersault Cloud!
A call was unruly, like a speech in a quiet room, with a slight echo. Gu Ran turned his head, and a gray pillar with a width of more than 100 meters stood in front of him, plush and gray.
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Gu Ran: ?-?
Looking up at the thing, he was about to break his neck and couldn't see how tall the thing was. I saw that it went straight into the sky, more than 100 meters.
He couldn't help but want to look at his feet, wondering how tall he was now, and when he lowered his head, he saw an auspicious cloud at the bottom of his feet, which was exactly the same as what appeared on the screen of his mobile phone just now, as if it had been extracted from his mobile phone.
"Where's my car?" Gu Ran was stunned again, looking around, there was nothing, except for the auspicious clouds under his feet and the sea of clouds in the sky, as well as this pillar, there was nothing else......
Wait, what is that holy golden light behind the pillar?!
There was no end in sight to that huge sea of golden clouds, Gu Ran moved his body to change his perspective, and when that thing came into view, the whole world was dyed with golden light!
It is as if the light of the whole world has gathered, shining almost like the sun, as if you were in the universe and looking directly at the sun's rays without atmospheric filtering. At that moment, Gu Ran was really blind.
"Ah, don't look this way. It seemed that something suddenly came to Gu Ran's face, and the latter only felt like a mountain being smashed in front of him, standing unsteadily, his body shook, and he felt that he was receiving the baptism of nature in the center of the earthquake.
"What's that?" he asked, knowing something was wrong, and immediately turned around and closed his eyes.
"Heavenly Palace. The other party's voice was deep, but it seemed that the sound source was constantly decreasing, "Mortals can't peep, you will be blind if you look at it for a long time." Okay, it feels like taking me down, I've been waiting for a few minutes. ”
Temple?
Gu Ran's face suddenly became as ugly as eating a dead fly. Speaking of which, the monkey in front of you is ......
The Great Sage?!Is the somersault cloud under my feet?!
Gu Ran was startled, and slowly raised his eyelids, the giant ape in front of him was no longer a person about the same height as himself......
No, it's a monkey, and it's a six-year-old version of a monkey!
He was stunned in place and didn't know what to do, could it be that the group was real? The immortals were all real immortals? Otherwise, how could the thousands of feet in the sky and somersault clouds under his feet be explained?
Or is it ...... I'm in the new version of Journey to the West Theater?
As a professional sixth, he is very skilled.
"What are you doing?" the monkey was impatient, jumped up and fell back, there was already a thin cloud in his hand, he waved his hand and threw it to the bottom of his feet, "Do you think the fairy qi is very fragrant? Let me tell you, every time you take a puff of the immortal qi here, your yang longevity will increase by one year." But at the same time, the more cause and effect you are exposed to, the greater the chance of accidental death. By the way, you can't use somersault clouds, do you?"
"Ah...... I won't. Gu Ran replied subconsciously, but saw the monkey grinning and snapping his fingers in his hand-
"Somersault clouds, flip!"
The somersault cloud under his feet flew out suddenly, and the inertia made him feel that his heart was still in place, and the whole person flew out!
"Ahh
For a while, Gu Ran's surroundings changed, and it seemed that he had passed through several typhoon eyes, the air was distorted, and he couldn't see anything clearly, only white, and the clouds and mist flowed, and then suddenly stopped, making Gu Ran confused. He felt his scalp swept away by the wind, and his whole body was scorching pain.
"How's it going?" said the monkey, standing beside him, playfully. Because Gu Ran was exercising too fast just now, in his eyes, the whole world was spinning, as if it had been reversed, and his stomach was churning and rushing like a water pump, and it gushed out in the next second.
"It's a fart......" he vomited out all the overnight meal.
"What the hell was going on just now? Who are you?" Sitting on the cloud with a weak face, Gu Ran asked in a low voice, he just wanted to know what this monkey had to do with the flight just now.
"You still don't understand, that group is real, we are all immortals, I am the Monkey King who defeated the Buddha Sun Wukong. And under your feet is the somersault cloud. Sun Wukong's eyes gradually disdainful, "Are you stupid?
woc…… True Immortals......
Mom, I saw Monkey King!!
Gu Ran saw his idol when he was a child, and now he was almost in tears, so he almost ran up and pulled his hair.
"Oh...... I thought it was a liar. By the way, you let me take you to Huaguo Mountain, don't you have somersault clouds yourself, why don't you go by yourself?" Gu Ran looked confused in shock, and asked suspiciously.
The monkey was irritable: "What should I ask you to do if I can go by myself?" Now that the road of the Three Realms of Humans, Gods and Demons is blocked, if you want to come and go with people who can only lead the way through the human realm, okay, I'll tell you where you are, you control the somersault Yunfei!"
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"Vomit ......"
Gu Ran was lying on the somersault cloud retching, looking like he was going to die. How fast is this somersault cloud? How fast is it? It's the speed of light? It's halfway through the blink of an eye? I feel like my stomach is still there!
Shouldn't I have traveled at the speed of light......?
I'm almost throwing up my stomach......
Sun Wukong jumped off the somersault cloud, looked at the dense forest on the green mountains in the distance, and roared hoarsely:
"Monkeys, it's been a thousand years, and my grandson is back!"
However, there was no response from the mountains, only a dead silence. Gu Ran looked at Sun Wukong's face, and the latter's face gradually showed a nervous expression.
Gu Ran: "Didn't you come to the wrong place?"
Sun Wukong: "Absolutely not, since the Divine Realm, I have been staring at it for thousands of years, but what about my monkeys?"
"It's been a thousand years, shouldn't they be gone?" Gu Ran said strangely, but saw Sun Wukong glaring at him:
"I crossed out their names in the roster of the underworld, even if the body dies, the soul will not go to reincarnation, how can it be gone?"
"Then this ......" Gu Ran pointed to the green mountain, his pupils suddenly shrank, and the shady side of the mountain was billowing with smoke.
"That's?" Sun Wukong looked puzzled, and then suddenly realized, "It turns out that there are hermits in this mountain, let me ask him if there are some naughty monkeys to play." ”
"Don't ......"
Gu Ran didn't stop it, the latter somersaulted, and arrived there almost instantly. Gu Ran gritted his teeth and rushed forward with a somersault.
The monkey looked at the scene under his feet and was silent, and everything below also proved Gu Ran's conjecture-
Bullshit smoke, this is the factory!
The constant sound of machines drilling at the foot of the mountain is nothing more than a harsh noise, and how can it be consistent with this green mountain? And this green mountain, in the midst of this piercing noise, has left disgusting tooth marks like an apple that has been half gnawed off.
"What is this?" Sun Wukong's eyes seemed to be amiss, red and glowing golden.
"Human factories, destroying nature to perfect their own facilities. Gu Ran sighed, he didn't expect the former Huaguo Mountain to become like this. But he immediately felt that something was wrong with Sun Wukong's mood, and hurriedly continued, "I'll go talk to them, don't ...... you"
"Boom!"
"Boom, boom!"
"Woohoo!"
Gu Ran was shocked, and a stick that reached the sky smashed into the center of the factory. The earth's crust was shattered, explosions in the factory were heard one after another, the flames were soaring, and the smoke was a little thicker.
Gu Ran yelled, "What are you doing?!"
Sun Wukong took back the golden hoop stick, stared at the messy factory below and the angry Gu Ran: "Move me Huaguo Mountain, this is just the lightest end." Even if I don't destroy them, those old guys above, as well as the earth immortals in this world, will not let you wait. ”
"You ......" Gu Ran was speechless, this matter must be wrong with them as human beings, but seeing the lives of so many compatriots disappear in front of him in a blink of an eye, he ......
"Come and pick me up at this time the day after tomorrow, somersault cloud will send you off. Sun Wukong said indifferently, "Oh yes, that old guy from the Emperor of Heaven said that he wanted to give you something, remember to go to the group to see it." ”
Gu Ran was silent, wanting to say something, but he couldn't say it. Looking at the messy factory on the ground, he could only sigh and turn away.
opened the chat group, and a huge "@" appeared in the center of the dialogue interface, startling Gu Ran.
When you look closely, a few lines of words appear after the "@".
"According to the group rules and past experience, after the unanimous approval of all the members of the Three Realms, it was decided to issue a novice gift package to the novice Novice No. 1 veteran driver of the Three Realms to strengthen his body and prevent dogs! - The Jade Emperor"
System prompt: Do you want to claim it?
"What kind of nonsense is this?" Gu Ran's dull mood also lifted up a little, and he immediately clicked the humble button of "Claim".
"Congratulations on getting a summoning talisman from the Jade Emperor!"
"Congratulations on getting a hair pen from Tai Platinum Star!"
"Congratulations on getting the Nine Reincarnation Pill from Taishang Laojun!"
"Congratulations on getting a bag of 500g of Roaring Dog Food sent by Yang Jian!"
"Congratulations on getting a lotus flower from Guanyin!"
"Congratulations on getting a hairpin from Chang'e!"
"Congratulations......"
The more he looked back, the more he felt that something was wrong, although the things in front were not worth what he did, they seemed to be somewhat useful, but when they came to the back, they ......
"Congratulations on getting a piece of lotus root from Nezha!"
"Congratulations on getting the 'a lot of moon cakes' from the Moon Palace Rabbit Complex!"
"Congratulations on getting a broken ship from a 100,000 sailors!"
"Congratulations on getting a bucket of 'Heavenly Palace Water' from Marshal Tianpeng!"
Gu Ran's face was full of question marks, what is it? What the hell is this? Is it so unfriendly to newcomers?
"Congratulations on getting the five thunderbolts from the thunder male and electric mother!"
"Boom, boom!"
"......"
What the hell is this gift? Gu Ran stood on the somersault cloud, and his whole person was blackened, and even the somersault cloud turned into a dark cloud.
I found a small river nearby and washed my face, the river water was cold and clear, Gu Ran tried to take a sip, and it was sweet and refreshing.
What kind of spring water is this, I don't know how many times better than a drink?
It seemed that the water of the river was not polluted by the factory, and he took a few more sips before he sat down by the river to check the gift bag he had just harvested. In the chat interface, there is an additional red button called "Gift Exchange", which adds some embellishment to the white chat background of the screen.
clicked that button, and it was divided into two buttons: "gift" and "gift management", and he clicked on the latter, and the full screen of items was displayed.
"Let me be healthy, is there anything I can sell for money......"
He was yelled at by that man before, and he held his breath, who doesn't want to get ahead? The most important thing is to make money! Make a lot of money, set a small goal first, and make money for the first time, at least three million!
"These things are definitely not good to exchange for money in reality, auction?" He had already calculated in his heart, he flipped through aimlessly, good things must be kept for himself, but in this way, it seems that there is nothing to sell......
The most representative ones are this "a bucket of 'water from the Heavenly Palace' sent by Marshal Tianpeng" and "a piece of lotus root sent by Nezha"! What kind of stuff is this! I can't sell it, I can't use it, I can't use it, I*!