Chapter 4 Otherworldly Gift Package

Monchi S. D. Long: "Why can't I get a red envelope?"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "People are exclusive red envelopes." โ€

Sakata Gintoki: "We can't lose either, a group of old men with white beards and flowers have given out red envelopes, let's send them too!"

Saiki Kusuo: "Ugh. โ€

Xiao Yan: "Let's come too!"

Tang San: "Okay." โ€

Su Ming: "Give out red envelopes, right?"

"According to the rules of the Three Realms and past experience, after the unanimous approval of all the members of the group in the other world, it has been decided to issue a novice gift package to the novice No. 1 veteran driver of the Three Realms to strengthen his body and prevent dogs! - Dragon"

"Congratulations on getting an elemental Devil Fruit from the dragon!"

"Congratulations on obtaining the Flying Thunder God Technique from Bo Feng Shui Gate!"

"Congratulations on obtaining the Demon Knife Star Shatter that you received when you got Sakata Ginto!"

"Congratulations on getting the help of Saiki Kusuo once!"

"Congratulations on getting a handful of Fallen Star Flames from Xiao Yan!"

"Congratulations on getting a Buddha Anger Tang Lotus from Tang San!"

"Congratulations on getting the Absolute Intent Sword from Su Ming!"

"Congratulations on obtaining the Lust Temptation from Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Congratulations on your ......"

Gu Ran was stunned, and he was surprised by two rounds of red envelopes in a row, what kind of situation is this? Do you want to give benefits like this?

Wait, what the hell is the seduction???

[The first veteran driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Thank you for !!"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Ahem, the courtesy is still exchanged, does this friend also send me something?"

Xiao Yan: "Yes, what realm are you?"

Tang San: "/Cheek support"

Saiki Kusuo: "No need. โ€

Gu Ran was worried, as an ordinary person, what could he send to the bigwigs in front of him? This is really a problem, he has nothing, so he can't send back what he just received, right?

"Ah, there it is!"

[The First Old Driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Uh, this...... I don't have my good things with me yet, and when I go back, I'll bring them to you!"

Long: "It's just right, I'm going to fight the World Government, is there any support from that fellow Daoist?"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Give you a ball." โ€

Bo Feng Shuimen sent a spiral pill.

Dragon: "Can ??? eat?"

Bo Feng Shuimen: ", don't ......"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "Are you still there?"

Bo Feng Shuimen: "What about people!! they won't really eat, right?"

Gu Ran smiled and cramped.

Flipping through the backpack, he felt the ultimate happiness, with so many good things in his hands, which one to sell?

I have to say that the people in the other world are much more generous than the gods in the main world, and no one sends waste. He was angry when he saw the lotus root and the dog food, and the bucket of water.

Jade Emperor: "@้กพ็„ถๅ’ณๅ’ณ, don't be angry, brother, understand, now that the economy of Heavenly Court is tight, everyone has nothing good in their hands, and when you take us around in the Three Realms, we won't have something for you." โ€

Nezha: "Yes, yes!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "That's right!"

[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "You two still have the face to say!! angry with me! I have never seen such a brazen person!!"

What the hell can it be, Gu Ran could only sigh, and floated aimlessly in the sky on the somersault cloud.

"Buzz ......"

The mobile phone vibrate, he frowned, the scenery on the mountain is beautiful, it is really a good place to calm down, but the ringtone of the mobile phone is a bit disturbing.

"Again?"

As expected, on the screen of the mobile phone, it is still the "@" from the "Three Realms" software!!

[The first veteran driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Can you let me stop the meeting?!In the future, try not to call me if you don't give out red envelopes!"

[Alchemy] Taishang Laojun: "Don't worry, who do you think I called?"

[The First Old Driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "?"

[Self-proclaimed God of Wealth] Zhao Gongming: ". โ€

[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "?!"

[Self-proclaimed God of Wealth] Zhao Gongming: "!"

There was a crunch sound at his feet, Gu Ran looked down at the touch of gold on the ground, squatted down to pick it up, and bit it with his teeth.

Gold?!Although I don't know why it's the shape of a steel hammer...... emm, it is more appropriate to call it gold hammer.

[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Brother understands what I mean! Please don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, please smash me to death with gold!"

Hearing a loud "clang" sound, accompanied by a piercing buzz, Gu Ran's eyes turned black, but he still stood firm, and there was a large ball of gold in front of him, and the gold ingots were as big as his two fists!

[Self-proclaimed God of Wealth] Zhao Gongming: "How is it, is it cool?

[The first old driver of the Three Realms] Gu Ran: "Yes, please smash me to death with 10 million gold ingots!Remember to put it in a sack~"

[Self-proclaimed God of Wealth] Zhao Gongming: "I will return your words to you, I have never seen such a brazen person!"

There was a rain of gold coins around him, and even if he was dizzy from being smashed, he was still so happy that he died.

"Boom!"

Gu Ran turned back suddenly, there was an explosion on the other side of the mountain, and the top of the mountain was flattened in pieces, seeing Gu Ran's heart throbbing, he turned around and turned back to Huaguo Mountain with a somersault.

Floating in the clouds on the top of Huaguo Mountain, Gu Ran slowly descended and looked down, but saw the golden hoop stick of the Great Sage shining in the sunlight, and the dust at the foot of the mountain was everywhere, and the range was more than ten miles......

But a large piece of the hilltop in front of him was missing, as if it had been blasted out by a cannonball, and the dent was the size of a fifteen-story building......

Could it be that the Great Sage smashed the mountain?!

Approaching at a rapid pace, he came to the sky above Huaguo Mountain in a blink of an eye. From afar, I saw a group of monkeys gathered together, and the Great Sage was in it, holding a golden hoop stick, and the atmosphere was not quite right.

Slowly approaching, under the protection of the clouds in the sky, he was not discovered by the Great Sage, much to Gu Ran's surprise. With his ears pointed there, he began to eavesdrop on what the Great Sage was talking to and the monkeys.

"You say it again?!"

An angry roar resounded through the nine skies, piercing Gu Ran's eardrums and almost falling from the somersault cloud.

The Great Sage hysterically grabbed an old white ape, who had a panicked but determined expression on his face:

"My lord, what I say is true. Since you became a Buddha, we have multiplied, and some gifted monkeys have followed your example into human society, and this has passed for nearly a thousand years. But a few decades ago, somehow it was discovered that they had built villas and then factories, and they had a lot of novelties in their hands, and we traded them for them. It was all right, but one day they suddenly pulled out an iron tool and beat our monkey to death. โ€

"Some emaciated monkeys were captured, and they did not kill them directly, but opened the monkeys' brains, poured hot oil into them, and chopped their brains with spoons, which is known as the 'monkey brain feast'......"

"Coupled with the rapid construction of factories in recent years, we don't have much to live on. โ€

Hearing this, not only did the Great Sage be furious, his hair stood upside down, and a monstrous sea of fire ignited in his fiery eyes, but even Gu Ran, an ordinary person, was shocked and even trembling with anger, what kind of person could do such an outrageous thing? Open the monkey's brain and pour hot oil, he can also do it? Listening to the monkey's screams and eating its brain, he can actually eat it?

Someone has summarized the top ten most cruel dishes, among which the monkey brain is poured with oil ranks second in the cruelty index, not to say how delicious this dish is, nor how much it is supplemented, but the dish invented by the person who eats the dish purely to listen to the screams of animals!

"The people of the villa did it?" the Great Sage's voice became hoarse, but the next moment he suddenly turned around, "Who?!"

The fiery eyes stared at his body, and Gu Ran felt like his body was struck by lightning in an instant, and the whole person seemed to be ignited by the flames in it, and he was about to be burned into charcoal in the sea of fire!

This glance made Gu Ran realize the feeling of the Great Sage being thrown into the gossip furnace by Taishang Laojun for seven seven and forty-nine days, and the flames licked his body and buried him in it little by little.

The next moment, countless sounds of breaking the air shook Gu Ran's entire head, and when he looked down at him, a stick came to him, with a sonic boom and countless sound barriers, and it was in front of him in an instant!

This...... Is it a golden hoop stick?!

Before Gu Ran's brain could react, there was a tingling pain in his eardrum, and he was directly deaf, and blood was gurgling out. Without waiting for him to think about it, when the golden hoop rod was still nearly a hundred meters away from his visual inspection, he felt a huge force that could almost open the sky suddenly smash into him-

The air waves surged, and the golden hoop rod rushed into the sky from Gu Ran's side, and the thick clouds were like a nuclear bomb passing through, and a hole the size of three imperial capitals appeared in an instant!

This scene was like opening the heavens and piercing the heavens out of a hole! Immediately after that, there was a turmoil between the heavens and the earth, the air roared, the air waves rolled for hundreds of miles, and countless trees on the high mountains were broken off at the waist, and even huge boulders were uprooted! What was even more shocking was that a mountain peak a few miles away was like a fragile tree branch, and the waist was broken! The landslide brought a loud noise, and the ground was like a nuclear bomb reaching the ground, and a shock wave swept away, almost the same as the power of an earthquake.

The power of one blow is terrifying?!

"Uh-huh, ahh