The little steel cannon man, pulling the small cart, walked quickly, like an awl piercing his buttocks. The small steel cannon rolled around like a big yam egg in the carriage. With a painful expression on his face, his mouth babbling and complaining, complaining that the man pulling the wheel of the car was full of anger. Isn't it so easy to put the air in the tires a little smaller?

The man said in his heart, the whole world is as smart as you, and everyone else is the product of being close to marriage, and they are not as virtuous as you. If I am killed, I will not let go of the car, and when will I be able to pull it home when the car is so heavy?

If the man doesn't get hit by the car, he must still be bumpy, so he walks back all the way noisy.

When he got home, the man settled the little steel cannon and counted on her not to grow branches. Xiao Gangcang's stomach still hurt a little, and he hurriedly asked the man if there was any good way. The man shook his head and said helplessly: "Crazy old man, I just went to my heart at all, and I just said it casually........." ”

The small steel cannon came up all of a sudden: "Dare you to love the old coffin, gossip in the house, I let the car press you outside, and talk to the old thing, first talk about the earth and then the sky, and talk about the flagpole on the avenue." Teapot, tea bowl, tea plate, quilt, mattress, door curtain. You are in the house and the mountains, and I am outside, so that the heavens should not be called the earth, and there are shadows of death. I'm not done with you today!"

The man listened to her nonsense, and he didn't get angry. He also said with a blushing face: "That old monster of the people, just like that, what can I do? ”

"You say good things to others, why don't you know how to say good things to me? Look at what you have done to me? You still say with a shy face! You kid is waiting to be with you!"

The two of them got farther and farther apart, forgetting what they were doing and why they went. It's noisy.

Thanks to the old lady who came out of the side room, trembling all over, she moved forward in five steps. A scar on his face, gray hair hanging on his head. "Don't make any noise, save some energy, or you will have to nibble on two more big yams at night." Alas, the iniquity. The crazy old man didn't give me a word?"

The man then remembered what to do, and hurriedly patted his head and said: ", I'm busy with business, you loser old lady, you can do it!"

"I do it, you do it, your whole family does it, you go up and down to eight generations, eight hundred and sixty-four generations, nine nine and eighty-one generations, all do it, how can you die if you don't do it, then let the dead ghost pay off the debt, and deserve it!"

"Alas, my family didn't do anything good in my life, I didn't accumulate virtue, and I invited such a god. The old lady looked up to the sky and sighed.

"What god? What god your family didn't offer well, in turn, the Buddha scolded the ancestors, be careful of the thunder strikes in the sky!"

The man's anger came up again, and the old lady hurriedly grabbed her son: "Okay, okay, my living ancestors, let my old lady live a quiet day, you go on like this, it's a head there, I really can't live!"

"Hmph, are you still wronged inside? I'm not wronged? Your family sold a pig when they invited me to come, and the daughter-in-law of Wang Kui's family next door also sold a pig, but they also gave me an extra strip of velvet pants, did your family give it to me? Have the ability to make up for the velvet pants for me! Your family is a liar, your old guy is an old liar, the old monk's wooden fish river floats, the old man who roams the rivers and lakes! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!!

The more the little steel cannon talked, the more away from the board, it was not there. I pulled up my fleece pants again. The man and the old lady obviously had the upper hand, and the velvet pants were to be short, and at that time there were all kinds of stamps, meat stamps, egg stamps, oil stamps, and food stamps. The cloth ticket of the velvet pants was made up by the seven aunts and eight aunts, and the cloth ticket was half a foot away, but it was not made, and the velvet pants were yellow.

In the future, I will slowly make up for the strips of velvet pants, but after a long time, I forgot about this stubble, and now let the little steel cannon bombard, both of them have become old ladies eating yams, and they have a mouthful.

No matter how awesome your man is, you don't dare to say, okay, I'll let you make trouble, I'll buy you a pair of velvet pants now! He doesn't have any money, the small steel cannon will make trouble, and the velvet pants will stump the hero.

When the little steel cannon saw that the two of them were speechless, she thought that she had bitten the chicken, and she had grabbed a handful of baked cakes, jumping and jumping, pointing to the trouble of the sky. It's not reasonable to call it seriously.

The little steel cannon was making a lot of noise, and somehow, my stomach began to hurt again, at first it hurt faintly, and then it became more and more serious. In the end, the yard was full of pain and rolled, crying dad and shouting that his mother was like slaughtering a pig.

The two mothers also grew grass in the temple, panicked (desolate) the gods. I don't know how to do it, every time it's so powerful, the man can't hold it down, the old lady prays straight by the side, God of heaven and earth, don't toss her, what's the matter with my wife, I really can't see her suffering.

The man couldn't hold back his mind and was clouded, and suddenly remembered that the crazy old man said that there were scissors pressed on the beams at home. Then just take a look, even if you say it, there may be. So he turned around to go to find a ladder, intending to see if there were any scissors on the girder.

As soon as the man left, the little steel cannon scolded again: "I hurt to death or live, you kid wants to slip away, what kind of heart do you have? You have a wolf heart and dog lungs sitting on the mountain, the traitor and the traitor Wang Lianju, and the thief is the father and the father is high........ "The little steel cannon used several villains in the movie at that time.

The man said, "You think I don't want to be a fucking villain, I want to be a villain every day when I'm paralyzed! The villains in the movie are all fucking good, can I marry my aunt's wife, can I? If I marry you, I'll be stupid!"

"I'm going to see if the crazy old man is right?

"Oops...... Oh, you bastard, you, you, do you really believe that madman....... Hey, yo, it hurts me...... He said that there was a tortoise shell on your ancestral grave, and you believed it........ Ah, ah, it hurts, it hurts......." The little steel cannon is full of nonsense, nonsense, nonsense.

The old lady also lost the curse, and urged her son, "Ignore her, hurry up, hurry up!

The man had no choice but to find the ladder, rushed into the house under the scolding of the small steel cannon, put the ladder on the beam, and looked little by little to see if there was anything on the beam. When he found the head of the beam, he found that there was an old pair of scissors inserted in the side of the pier, which may have been forgotten when he was reaming the reed foil when he built the house, and perhaps someone put it on purpose. Then there is no way to verify. It's true that there are rusty scissors.

The man hurriedly pulled off the old scissors, wondering in his heart, how could the crazy old man know that there would be scissors on the beams?