The worn-out scissors are already rusty, and the two scissor strands have long been broken. The man grinned for a long time and pulled out the scissors and came down from the ladder. Walking to the courtyard, at this time, the little steel cannon was holding his stomach with both hands, and he was lucky. It seemed to be showing signs of easing, and the sweat on his head was dripping down his face, as if he had pushed the grass on the side of the mill.

There is a proverb in the countryside: "It is better to die than to push the grass on the side of the mill." It means that it is tired, and this sentence generally refers to women. At that time, it was popular to have men's four major tiredness, "digging rivers and building embankments, pulling wheat and making blanks".

The man went to pull her up, and it was not a problem to always be on the ground in the yard, so go and lie on the kang in the house. Seeing the man holding a pair of rusty scissors in his hand, the little steel cannon was taken aback: "There are really scissors, this crazy old man is too godly, right?"

"Well, I didn't even think that there were actually scissors stuck in them, hey, why didn't you scream?

"Eh, it really doesn't hurt anymore, you really forgot about this stubble if you don't say it. "The little cannon also feels very strange.

From that day on, Xiao Gangcang's stomach ache was really good. The people in the village thought that this thing was unbelievable, and the broken scissors had been left there for so many years, so why did they toss the little steel cannon with a stomachache? The crazy old man became a god in a nervous state!

After the little steel cannon had a stomachache, it did not change the situation of the family. That winter, it snowed heavily, and it rained for three or four days in a row, during the day and at night, and endlessly. The snow on the ground was more than half a foot thick, and the small steel cannon went up to the roof to clear the snow, and accidentally fell off the roof, and the person did not die, but the waist ribs were broken, and he lay on the kang for another winter, and he couldn't do anything.

Xiao Gang Cannon said: "Our family is not very peaceful, this kind of thing happens one after another, that kind of thing, don't let the crazy old man show it!"

The man shook his head and said, "He said that he would only show us once, and he would not show us again." ”

"Try it, the madman will remember it for so long, let's go again!"

The man couldn't resist the woman, so he had to go again.

The man thought that he had to buy something this time, but the little steel cannon only pouted and said, "What is a madman buying him for?

"Let's buy some, no matter what, people have cured us of the disease, and besides, we are begging others to go. He's crazy and can't remember, are we crazy and stupid? You have to have a little conscience!"

"It's good for you to be a person with a conscience, I'll go ahead. ”

"You'll have to give me some money to buy something to eat. I don't have a penny on me. ”

"I know, whether you have a conscience depends on whether you have money or not, if you don't have money, you have a conscience and you have no conscience, and if you have money, you can have everything!"

The two of them entered the sales agency, and there was no supermarket at that time. The two of them looked at all the dim sum expensive, and the little steel cannon was only four yuan and two cents and five cents. The man pondered for a long time and made up his mind what to buy. Later, it was the shopkeeper who spoke, just get Jin Jiang rice noodles. This thing is loved by adults and children, both young and old.

When the two of them heard it, there was only that, and the others were even more unreliable, and Jiang rice noodles were seven cents a pound. The man said come a pound and a pound. The little steel cannon didn't do it: "If you can't do it too much, you will need five cents, and you won't want a penny more." After speaking, seven taels and more than a penny, the small steel cannon grabbed two and put them in his mouth and ate them. Wrap the rice noodles in paper.

She still muttered vigorously: "It's a pity to give him such a package." I'll just taste it for a penny. Can't all be cheaper for him!"

The man glanced at her and said dissatisfiedly: "You are stingy, you will peel off the skin when you give a gift!"

"Hello, you're rich, rich enough to mend my fleece pants?"

The man shook his head and sighed and said, "Hmph, this is your killer feature, what else!"

"That's it, now I declare to the whole country, the people of Asia, Africa and Latin America, as well as the people of Tanzania who are in dire straits, whoever gives me a pair of velvet pants, I will marry whomever I want!"

The frightened man went up and covered the woman's mouth: "My aunt, what are you screaming on the street!

"Without fucking pants, I can't even protect my cheeks, what kind of face do you need!" Xiao Gangcang didn't take the man seriously at all, and shouted loudly.

People come and go on the street, anyway, they are used to being noisy, and no one listens to what they are doing.

The two came to the house of the crazy old man, who was holding a small broom in one hand and a small bucket in the other. I was painting something on the door frame, waiting for the two of them to smell it. It's really against the sky, the door is painted with urine!

The little steel cannon pinched his nose and leaned over, and the man asked, "Uncle, what are you doing, there is this thing on the door!"

"Come on, you stupid boy, you don't know this?" I tell you," the crazy old man put down the guy in his hand, waved his hand to beckon the man to him, and whispered in his ear: "This is hospitality, you don't clean up when the guest comes, brush and make the floor, you make people laugh?"

The little cannon whispered, "You fool is so hospitable!" ”

The crazy old man actually heard what the little steel cannon said, turned around and bared his teeth and smiled: "How can you say this, the guest is here, hurry, please come home!"

Xiao Gang Cannon didn't want to go in, so he quickly took out the bag of Jiang rice noodles and said, "Uncle, you didn't see that I bought you anything good, so I'll give you some Jiang rice noodles to eat!"

The crazy old man took it and said, "Okay, okay, I can't eat such a big bag." It's enough for me to eat a penny, not so much!"

When the two of them heard this, they were stunned, this old guy, is he really a god?

The mad old man ignored them, turned around and walked to the door. The body swayed, and he almost fell down when he tripped under his feet for some reason, and the bag of Jiang rice noodles in his hand fell into the urine bucket impartially, and the crazy old man looked down and looked a little anxious, and then said: "You see that I have no energy, such a big bag." I'll fish it out, I'll fish it out! I'll send it back to you when it's cold!"

When the little steel cannon saw it, he was not angry: "Hmph, you should keep it and eat it when it's cold! I don't know how you ran into a dead mouse last time, and I don't believe your nonsense this time!" After speaking, she turned her head and left.

The crazy old man stared at the back and wondered, "Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? I said that I will return it to you when it is cool, this person is really good! I have been cleaning since the morning, I have been cleaning up the streets, splashing the loess mats, painting the doors and windows, and I have been busy in vain?"

The man shouted a few times that the small steel cannon didn't work, so he had to say goodbye to the crazy old man and go to pick up the little steel cannon.

Behind the two of them came the hoarse Peking Opera singing voice of the crazy old man:

Grandma, listen to me, my cousins are countless, and there is no major event that does not come to ......the door.