Everyone understood what Deshun said. It turned out that he really summoned the ghost himself.

Seeing that Deshun woke up, people comforted a few words, thinking that they would have to work in the field tomorrow, and they all dispersed, and I also wanted to leave. Xiaolian followed me out, and when people were not paying attention, she hugged me and kissed me. This took me by surprise, and Xiaolian turned around and ran home.

At this time, there was a commotion in the street, and we all searched for it. It turned out to be Lin Jingxian's family.

Speaking of this, Lin Jingxian knows that this person is not authentic, and he does everything that is cheated and abducted. People who are almost 60 years old are still messing with flowers and grass.

Listening to the old people say that this Jingxian has not been a thing since he was a child, he went to the pumpkin field to play, he cut a small pumpkin with a knife, dug out a small amount of melon pulp, and then urinated in the melon, and then sealed it with a small piece of cut, but in a few days, the mouth of the melon returned to the same as before. When cutting melons when eating, it makes people disgusting, and people can't help but go to the street to scold, but he laughs happily.

Later, when he grew up, there were often people in the village who walked through the streets and alleys to do small business, and he changed the law to pit people. There was a seller of grains, so he stole people's names while they were not paying attention, saying that he had picked them up by himself. You have to make people lose money and exchange things for things. Sometimes the peddler was so angry that he cried his nose, but he was not sure to prove that he had stolen it, so he had to eat coptis dumbly, and there was a bitter word. Now that no one cares about this matter, they are all angry.

It turned out that his son Xiaogang went to the county seat to buy pesticides today and was not at home, Lin Jingxian finished eating at noon, and took advantage of the lunch break to run to his daughter-in-law's house to be rude to his daughter-in-law. After being scolded by his daughter-in-law, Jingxian rolled back in a gloomy manner. The daughter-in-law was angry, and when her husband Xiaogang came back from buying medicine in the county seat, she told Xiaogang about it.

Xiao Gang exploded when he heard this, rushed into the house where Jing Xian lived, dragged Jing Xian who was lying on the bed and was about to sleep, and dragged him to the courtyard and beat him.

When we passed, their front door was crowded with people, all talking, laughing, and pointing. Lin Jingxian's screams came from the courtyard: "Kill someone, kill someone! Son beat Lao Tzu, help, help!"

The courtyard door was closed, and from time to time there was the sound of loud shouting and scolding from the son or daughter-in-law, followed by the sound of fists and kicks.

I squeezed through the crowd to see what was going on, and looked through the crack in the gate, and Jingxian was knocked down on the courtyard platform, wearing only a pair of big flower pants, and his son grabbed his hair and dragged him into the courtyard. The daughter-in-law scolded something.

I listened, turned around and walked away.

It didn't happen overnight, it has spread all over half of the village, and some people have made it up and made the plot vivid, which is very tempting.

Jingxian is also a cultural person, usually dressed very cleanly, combed his hair in an orderly manner, when he was young, he also worked in Tianjin, caught up and down, and then returned to the countryside. Articulate.

I don't work much in the field, in addition to playing mahjong and singing a play with idle people, I am also a Peking Opera ticket holder, and I also ride a bicycle to go around the field to see who has a pumpkin in the field, the pumpkin is big, and the melon is broken and picks a few. When he touched the landlord, he smiled cheekily, "Try it, taste it." People don't care about him, everyone in the village has four taels of meat on their faces, and they can't do anything if they say it seriously, and it doesn't work if they say it lightly.

So people have to get by.

He has everything in his house, more than he grows himself. Ever since his son Xiaogang beat him that night, he has hated his son so much, even if Lao Tzu does something wrong, I am also your Lao Tzu, right? Why do you have to beat me like that? The ugliness of the family must not be publicized, and the stinky boy doesn't even understand this fucking thing! He moved out of the new courtyard in anger and returned to his old house, anyway, his wife left early, alone, and it was quiet.

Every day, he has a semiconductor radio pinned to his waist, and sings with Ma Lianliang shaking his head and tail;

Persuade Chitose to kill the word Hugh exit.

The old minister and the lord said from the beginning.

Liu Bei was originally the queen of King Jing.

The great-grandson of the Han Emperor left a line.

He has a second brother

Hanshou Pavilion

The gods and ghosts of the green dragon and the moon are all worried,

White Horse Slope Front Zhu Wen Chou.

In the ancient city, he once beheaded the old Cai Yang.

His third brother has a strong wing.

The spear of the snake is used to take the throat,

Whipped the superintendent, he was angry

......

In addition, Jingxian also likes to join in the fun, such as whose family is dead and people go to the funeral, others go to sympathize or help, he is not, he is looking at the red circles of women crying......

In fact, what he hated most in the whole village was the second half of the immortal, and he knew better than anyone else that there was a reason why the second half of the immortal did not show him his grandson "little old man" to see a doctor.

That year, the father of the two and a half immortals fed a yelling donkey, and the donkey's body was like a mule, and it was usually difficult to control this donkey. In the autumn of one year, the two-and-a-half fairy father went to the market in a car to sell the yam that had just come down. Unexpectedly, a grass donkey came on the opposite side, the donkey was wild, and the two and a half fairy fathers couldn't hold the running donkey, and a cart of yams was all over the road.

The donkey ran like crazy with a roar, and the cart spun so fast that it almost fell apart and overturned. There was no way, the two-and-a-half fairy father had to take the risk of jumping out of the car. It's better to fall than to overturn and fall under the car.

When the two-and-a-half fairy father jumped out of the car, he didn't jump neatly and let a nail in the car hang on his pants. People are under the car, their legs are hanging in the car, and they are dragged out for more than ten meters at a time, and they don't put their legs down until they hang up their pants.

At this time, the two and a half fairy father has been scarred, all the people who rushed to the market gathered around to see what happened, seeing that the two half fairy father fell too badly, people have come to our village to help help facilitate and contact the family.

It happened that Jing Xian was riding a bicycle to catch the market, someone knew him and beckoned him to help, Jing Xian saw that the two and a half fairy fathers fell and their heads were bleeding straight down, and they were afraid that they would not be able to catch up with the village when they returned to the village, so they hurriedly excused themselves and said: "Oh, oops, it's really not a coincidence, I have an emergency, I really have an emergency." I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry guys......''Then, I rode away.

Watching chess is silent and true gentleman, seeing death is not saving the villain, the second half of the immortal father is so angry, after going home, tell the two and half immortals of the whole village, regardless of men, women and children, as long as they are useful, they will do their best, but they can't interact with such inhuman things as Jingxian!

When Jingxian began to find out that his grandson was different from ordinary people, he fantasized about letting the second half immortal take a look first, but the second half immortal just dragged it out, of course Jing Xian knew that the second half immortal must have listened to his father's words and did not let him treat his grandson.

Jingxian got angry, I don't believe that other people's big hospitals are not as good as you are a swaggering turtle. So he took the "little old man" everywhere to the big hospital to seek medical advice. As a result, a lot of money was spent, but it didn't work out. It is said that this congenital imbecile is incurable.

Jingxian has no curse, and he is always dead, but he can't cut off a glimmer of hope in the second half immortal. Thinking of the time when he didn't save the second half of the immortal father, Jingxian's intestines were green in his heart, and he knew why he had to do it in the first place today? What is the use of selling regret medicine? Every day, he tried his best to think about how to let the second half immortal treat his grandson. Half a month later, he had an idea.

Erbanxian has an aunt who is from Mengjiazhuang in the neighboring village, and she is usually an opera ticket holder, and she is very familiar with Jingxian, and whenever there is a literary and artistic event in the county, the two often go to participate.

So he begged the second half immortal aunt, and asked the second half immortal aunt to help no matter what. Aunt Erbanxian also knew a little about Jingxian's personality, but she couldn't help Jingxian mention it when she met, so she had to talk about it to Erbanxian, for everyone's sake, "The little old man" is still young, and it is a handful to be able to save a handful.