Chapter 7: The Strange Little Old Man
As soon as I left the idle yard where the movie was playing, a black "thing" ran in front of us, which scared us all and Xiaolian screamed. Suddenly hiding behind my back, I quickly looked closely, and the little thing made a movement, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy'". Hearing this voice, the three of us put our hearts down.
It turned out to be a "little old man", and the "little old man" was actually an eight- or nine-year-old child, a mentally handicapped child, equivalent to a one- or two-year-old child. Not only is the IQ not long, but also the height is not long, he still wears open crotch pants when he is so big, and he is only about sixty centimeters tall, his hair is gray and black, his eyebrows and eyes are yellow, and his face is pimple, and he is clearly a little old man.
I went to preschool and first grade for a few days, but it didn't take long for the teacher to go home, and I didn't learn anything in school, only learned two sentences, one is to see who is "dad", regardless of men, women and children, all are dads, although this polite phrase is a little heavy, fortunately, no one hates it, nothing more than a few shameful laughs.
Another sentence is the scolding foul word "xx your mother", because of this sentence "little old man" The price paid is quite painful, and the head almost makes the whole village fan, although it is said that the words are unscrupulous, and the scolding words have no practical meaning, but it also makes people feel uncomfortable.
Even if people fan their heads into rotten tomatoes, "little old man" will always be those two sentences. "The little old man" is not someone else's child, but the grandson of Jingxian in the village, the child of his son Xiaogang. Maybe this is retribution, Jingxian is a thief, but he raised a stupid grandson who eats.
"Little old man" is all over the village all day long, and this spring, a couple of cheating men and women in the village met to go on a date in the yard, and there were stacks of wheat straw left over from last year in the yard. The two of them dug a hole and got into it, and because the action was too intense, they accidentally arched the wheat straw stack.
The two of them were just about to take a break after finishing their work, "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy", the "little old man" actually got up from the two of them and called. The whole process of the two of them is "the little old man" in full view.
The two of them are so angry, there are shadows that kill him, and the man goes up and slaps the head of the "little old man". "Little old man" Bai Gu Bai Gu eyes probably hurt, and said "xx your mother". The man went up and slapped him twice, "the little old man" grinned and cried, still the two words that went back and forth.
People can't figure out the "little old man" who is there all day long, he will appear in front of you anytime and anywhere, maybe at noon at your stove is eating cold steamed buns, maybe you just closed the door at night to go to sleep, as soon as you turned around, he actually stood behind you, wiped his snot and called Dad, you came to bombard him outside the door, he replied unceremoniously the second sentence "xx your mother".
Jingxian was not willing to let his grandson become like this, and he also traveled through many places in Beijing and Shanghai to see his grandson, but in the end there was no result.
Later, someone recommended the second half immortal, and Jing Xian once tentatively asked the second half immortal, but the second half immortal did not agree for a long time.
"Go, go, go and play'', Danian said angrily. "xx your mother'", the little old man said the second sentence as usual, Da Nian was a little annoyed, and grabbed the ear of the "little old man" and dragged it to the side, so that he would not get in the way. But this "little old man" is dead and alive, which makes me a little strange, and Wangcai frowned.
I looked at the big year and said;" Ignore him, what's the fight with a child!'' Let's bypass the "little old man" and go forward. The little old man chased two steps and was reprimanded by the big man, "The little old man" muttered and called for his father in the back, but he didn't dare to catch up. As soon as I turned around, "Little old man" disappeared without a trace, this little thing disappeared too quickly, right?
When I came to Xiaolian's house, the lights in the yard were very bright, and Erdan and a few neighbors were standing, all around Deshun. Deshun's face was sallow, his eyes were staring straight in one direction, and his mouth was whining but not human. Niu Deshun, who is usually dry and thin and hunchbacked, did not know that there was so much strength that came, and it took four or five people to press Niu Deshun on the door platform and sit down. Erdan came over and said;" Why is Uncle Shun so vigorous today? That is, me, the two of you really can't get him today! What kind of illness is this?''
If he didn't press Xiaolian's father Deshun, he would circle around the courtyard, and he would whine and scream when he held it. I'm blinded, what's going on?
Wangcai rolled his eyes and said; Let him go, he's not sick!''' I hurriedly asked, "What's this tossing?"
Wangcai said again; He's making a fuss, you can't get it!'' We know that it is the ghost upper body that the old people say, and the ghost that runs out of the yin is attached to the body of the weak person, and the living person is used to speak.
What should I do then? Everyone was stunned and looked at Wangcai, Wangcai rolled his eyes and smiled bitterly; I don't know much about this thing, my master taught me to look at the Yin and Yang Mansion back then, and he didn't teach me how to exorcise ghosts and demons, that's what the Taoist priests do! I really can't do it!''
"If you can't get it, you have to get it! Otherwise, what should you do? You know more about this than we do, so try it!" I know that at this moment, there is no way, there is no medicinal herb cinnabar to resist with red clay for a while.
Wangcai also rushed the ducks to the shelves, and only had one try. Wangcai suddenly came to Deshun's side and slammed Niu Deshun's back with the back of his hand, and shouted angrily: "The desolate soul and wild ghost from there should go there as soon as possible, otherwise, there will be no way to go to heaven and no door to hell! If you accidentally offend, you will definitely send you money to make amends after you leave! Do what you say!'' At this time, Wangcai's eyes were slanted and his mouth was crooked, his facial features were displaced, and his face was hideous.
Then he slapped Niu Deshun several times with the back of his hand, and then saw Deshun fall to the ground and fall unconscious.
People hurriedly lifted Deshun and put him on an old bamboo recliner, and people asked Wangcai how you hit people with the back of your hand just now, and Wangcai said; Hitting people with the palm of their hands and fighting ghosts with the back of their hands, it's a coincidence, it's not an evil ghost, it's just a ghost of general coincidence. Otherwise, with my two hits, I can't clean it up at all.''
He turned back to Xiao Lianniang and said, "By the way, I gave him money just now, and you will go to the crossroads outside the village to burn paper and say some words of apology and comfort!" Xiaolian's mother and daughter dared to be lazy, and nodded again and again.
Sure enough, Deshun slowly woke up and looked at everyone blankly, "What's the matter?
Everyone laughed, looked at Deshun, who had collapsed, and said, I want to ask you about this, and ask us. It took Deshun a long time to remember and say, "I'm fine, after washing the ground, I went to the grave circle and poured a soak of urine, and walked back with the shovel." I feel very tired when I walk, and I can't get out of breath, so I get confused.''