Asian Men's Basketball Tournament.

Listening to the name, you know that it is not a very formal competition, this is an Asian-wide competition, although it sounds quite high, but in fact, this competition is for the Olympic training, and there is not so much attention. There was no TV broadcast, not even a journalist.

However, no matter what, in the sports world, especially the fans of the basketball circle, they are still very concerned about this game.

Celebrity circles, sports circles, some basketball discussion board.

It's all boiling!

"I'm going to fuck your uncle!

"I didn't go to the scene, I watched it on the Internet from a netizen video, but Nima's lame two is poisonous, right?

"I'm rubbing! The second brother is so awesome! The second brother will be my idol in the future!"

"That cripple is too wicked!"

"If you want to say that today's game has nothing to do with the cripple two, then no one will believe it!"

"Absolutely! It's just that this thing is so unlucky! Didn't you notice that no one on Team Dream was with Cripple Two the whole time?"

"Yes, yes, I found out! When the cripple two attacked, the players of the Dream Team were all high-throwing ultra-long passes, and then the cripple two went to defend, and no one cooperated with him, he was all alone!"

"Uh, yes, what's that?"

"What do you mean, this thing is a plague god!"

"No, even his own teammates are avoiding him!"

"This guy is really unlucky, it's the kind of person who can fall and do a backflip when he walks on the ground! I see that he has a blue nose and swollen face, and he limps, he definitely fell by himself!"

"Whoever runs into him, oh bad luck, the Suns and the Earth Bulls have already returned to their hometowns hahahaha!"

"Second brother is resisting falling! This has lost two teams, and he doesn't have any big deals!"

"He's already lame, and he's probably paralyzed when something happens, right? Is he playing in a wheelchair? ha!"

"Wheelchair two, haha!"

These netizens who love basketball got together and chatted quite hilariously.

"Anyway, the second brother has scrapped the teams of Japan and the baseball country, just be awesome!"

"Yes, as long as it's a dry country and a stick country, I like both!"

"I'm looking forward to seeing how the Dream Team will perform tomorrow. ”

……

The next day, in the morning.

The Chinese Dream Team played against the Turkish Super Star Team.

A limping figure wearing the No. 2 jersey appeared, and he didn't go anywhere, just under his own basket!

Twenty minutes later.

The starters of the Superstar team plus the three substitutes are all in the hospital, and their coach's face is green!

directly announced his retirement and returned to his hometown to heal!

……

Afternoon.

The Chinese Dream Team played against the Yue Guo Fan Horse Team.

The narrator roared, "...... The people who are fans seem to be aware of the style of play of the Dream Team, they seem to have discovered the secret of the second brother, the team did not choose to attack, they did not mean to cross the halfcourt line at all, and like the second brother, they were just hovering under their own baskets!"

"It's been 10 minutes since the game, but no one is shooting, and even looking at the current situation, no one wants to grab the ball? What is the situation? The basketball is lying alone on the court and no one cares? Ah? This is a basketball game! Have you ever thought about how basketball feels?"

"In such an embarrassing situation, the second brother stood up!Ah, he didn't take the ball?"

"Although he didn't get the ball, the second brother took two steps like a devil's pace, like sharp minions, and he walked towards the players of the Mima team little by little! What does he want to do?"

"Ahh

"Oh my God! I saw the second brother use his famous stunt 'Flat Backflip', and fell directly at the feet of the opponent's center with all fours in the air!"

"This is touching porcelain!"

"It can be seen that the people of the Lost Horse Team are completely dumbfounded! they may never have imagined that the plague god would dare to deliver goods to their door!"

"Their center didn't dare to move, I saw that his face was covered with cold sweat, his legs were trembling, he might have heard of the second brother's name! At this time, he panicked! He was at a loss! He looked at his captain in despair!"

"But how can he dodge his waist if he doesn't move?

"Will there be a miracle?"

"Ahh

"I'll wipe it! The second brother has successfully touched the porcelain!"

The commentary is full of swearing, but no one cares about it at this time, and even everyone understands him!

……

Game after game, the name of Dream Team Cripple II is completely out!

A team looks at the schedule and the next game is against the Dream Team!

I rub!

They blew up directly!

"I'm going, let's play against the Dream Team in the afternoon?"

"What the hell is going to die!"

"Coach, coach, my daughter-in-law is about to give birth, I can't play this game, I have to take leave to go home!"

"Coach, I also asked for leave, my sow had a difficult birth, and my mother told me to go home now!"

"I have to go! My girlfriend broke up with me!"

"What are you? The little wolf dog of my second aunt's family who depended on me for my life is dead, I have to go back, woo woo!"

A group of players, whether they are starters or substitutes, are all like their dead parents, and their faces are purple with fright.

The ghosts and wolves all asked the coach for leave.

"Why don't you see me calling?"

The coach held up his mobile phone and yelled, "Isn't it just a basketball game? It's so scary? Hold it all up!"

"Hey, boss, don't worry, there's nothing wrong with us, I've arranged everything properly!"

The coach's waist was straight, and his face was full of perseverance when he spoke, and the players next to him were ashamed.

Look at the people!

How else would someone be a coach?

Even this spirit is not comparable to us!

"Coach, don't worry, we will definitely persevere!"

The team was motivated by the coach and shouted in unison.

The coach looked at them and was very proud, and said into the phone: "Boss, did you hear that? This is our player, we will win this game!"

"Yes!

The players followed suit.

The coach gave them a thumbs up, and then said to the phone: "You have also seen this situation, they are full of confidence, and they don't need me to do it." No, it's not a question of money or not, I want to fight side by side with them, but the problem is that my grandmother is married! I have to go back! Boss, you have to give me this fake no matter what!"

“？？？？”

A room full of players looked confused!

Your grandma got married?

I'll go to your uncle's!

"No! I'm taking a leave of absence!"

"No, my grandmother is also married!"

"Retire!"

After a long time, the team still didn't play in the end and abstained directly!

……

All the participating teams are crazy!

Is there a way to play this game?

Yes?

Lao Tzu came here to play a friendly match, but he still had to risk becoming disabled?

Hit a hammer!

Retire!

Don't fight!

In just a few days, almost all teams announced their retirement. Moreover, some teams, such as the Suns, Tunius, and Lost Horses, which have played against Ye Feng, not only withdrew from the game, but also applied for compensation from the Chinese side!

You are the host, you invited us to come, but after we came, why the hell did you play metaphysics with us?

Yes?

We're here to play basketball, not wrestling!

Moreover, there are several cripples in them!

Is this man capable?

Compensatory must be made!

The people in the sports department were directly confused!

No compensation?

Don't you make amends for the past you said?

If you invite people to come, and this happens, you can go to the international tribunal and sue you if you don't pay any compensation! No matter whether you win or not, at least your international image will be directly damaged!

People in the sports department are going crazy these days.

Phone call after call.

"The center of the Suns has been diagnosed, a second-degree disability!"

"What?"

"Second-degree disability?"

"Just fell and was second-degree disabled?"

"There is news from the baseball country that the starting center of the Tuniu team has a crack in the lumbar vertebrae, and he has been rested for at least three years, so it can be said that he has retired early!"

"Isn't it?

"That mid-laner of the Lost Horse team seems to have cerebral thrombosis and high blood pressure......"

"What the hell is to blame for this?Huh? Does high blood pressure have anything to do with us?"

"The latest news, another team of people is disabled, on the way to the hospital, I heard that it was stomach bleeding during the game, and vomited blood on the spot, it is said that it vomited two meters away!"

“……”

"Check! Check for Lao Tzu! Who the hell is this hellish lame?"