In just four days!

There is still more than half a month left in the Asian men's basketball competition, and it ended ahead of schedule!

There's no way it won't end!

There's no team!

The teams were wounded, disabled, and the rest were all scared away!

It can be said that in the past four days, the whole Oriental Bright is a chicken flying and a dog jumping!

Not only are there frequent accidents during the game, but the main thing is that Ye Feng doesn't leave when he is not competing!

He eats from here and lives from here!

If he stays in one place honestly, it doesn't matter, the main thing is that he likes to wander around when he has nothing to do!

An indoor basketball court.

A group of basketball enthusiasts are having a good time.

Suddenly, a limping figure appeared at the door.

"I've got a piece of grass!"

"The basketball exploded? and the basketball hoop was blown up?"

"It's a nuclear bomb, isn't it?"

"Run!"

"Oh my god, it almost hit me, it's too dangerous!"

……

An indoor badminton court.

"Holy! The water pipe blew up!"

"The sewers are still blocked?"

"I'm going to run!"

"Oh, I'll go, call 119!"

……

"Ahh

"I'll go! He fell!"

"Made!

"Oh my god!

"Ouch, where's my shoes?"

"Don't step on me!"

A group of people were having a good time, and suddenly they saw a crippled man with a blue nose and swollen face at the door, which frightened this group of people! Especially after seeing him fall to the ground, it scared everyone even more pale, and their limbs trembled!

……

The people in Haicheng's fire system have all collapsed.

"How many calls is this?"

"Oriental Bright Again?"

"Isn't that what it is?"

"I'm going to fuck it! I'm not going! That place is so poisonous! The last time I went, I just got to the door and fell and squatted!"

"Then you're so lucky, aren't you? I saw that cripple man! I slammed the door frame and killed two big teeth for Lao Tzu!"

"Alas, don't ink, you have to go up to the sword mountain and the sea of fire! Who made us the fire police!"

"Yes, if there are hardships and difficulties, who will we not go on? Let's go, brothers, if I can't come back, remember to go to see my wife during the New Year's holidays." ”

As soon as the people of the Haicheng fire protection system heard that they were going to the east, the posture was the same as going to the battlefield, and they were ready to go back at any time, which was quite heroic.

……

In just a few days, Dongfang Bright is a chicken, a dog jumping, the team has withdrawn, and there have been frequent accidents in the stadium.

circles.

"This game ended so hastily?"

"That's too evil, isn't it?"

"But no, have you all watched the videos on the Internet? It's really scary!"

"That crippled second is simply the reincarnation of the Heavenly Fox Star! Wherever he goes, he is unlucky, it is really like he has hit an evil spirit!"

"What do you call that cripple? That's my second brother! You'd better be more respectful to my second brother! Otherwise, hehe, wait for my second brother to visit your house!"

"Yes, you still dare to say that, second brother, you are really an iron head!"

"I've hung a photo of my second brother in front of my house, I guess it can ward off evil spirits!"

"Hang at the door, if you hang the head of the bed, I guess I can use contraception!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Awesome!"

"No, where did you get the pictures?"

"There are videos of the second brother on the Internet, you can intercept them casually. ”

"What is the difference rate of the video on the Internet? I can't see it clearly at all, and the second brother has a blue nose and swollen face, and he can't see his appearance clearly!"

"I don't know what the identity of the second brother is, I look at the information of the Dream Team players, there is no such person at all!"

"That's right, when you say that, I really don't know what the second brother's name is. ”

"I don't know, does anyone know?"

Originally, this game did not have such a high degree of attention, but because of this cripple two, many netizens who don't pay attention to sports have begun to talk about it.

There are even people who have opened a special post called "Mysterious Cripple No. 2" to analyze the identity of the second brother. Moreover, this post is still quite popular in the sports circle, and many people have left messages to discuss.

However, no matter how they studied and discussed, they didn't understand what the identity of this cripple two was. After all, there is too little information, only mobile phone videos uploaded by netizens on the Internet, and the shooting is quite blurry.

Now, everyone knows that this product is called "Cripple No. 2" or "Cripple No. 2", and the rivers and lakes are honored as "Second Brother", which is still the nickname given to him by the commentator Li Jiu.

Now it's not just netizens who are curious about who this product is, but the sports department is even more curious! Oh no, they're not curious, they've exploded!

The leaders of the sports department are going crazy!

I gave a death order, and in one day's time, I must find out this goods!

This bastard has caused indelible psychological trauma to their sports department!

"Check! you have to get this guy out for me!"

The big guy in the sports department is really angry!

In an instant, the people in the sports department were moving. They are not netizens, and it is still easy for them to miss someone. Soon, the identity information of the cripple two was sent to the leader's desk.

Director Sun of the Sports Department is the Director Sun who rejected Ye Feng's concert application with righteous words, at this time he looked at the information in his hand, his face was green!

"Cripple 2, whose real name is Ye Feng, is a famous scholar in my country, a professor of the third department of Haida University, and is in the ......"

Ye Feng!

It turned out to be this guy!

I rub!

Director Sun never expected it!

This mourning star turned out to be Ye Feng?

Yes?

I thought it was the same name and surname, but then take a look at the various information in the back.

Professor of Haida and famous scholar...... It's over, when I look at this, Director Sun's heart is cold, this is definitely that guy!

Director Sun's mentality has collapsed!

This good scholar professor didn't do it, and went to the basketball team to play a game?

He's poisonous, isn't he?

Originally, Director Sun wanted to fix him well, but now it's okay, it's a fart!

Do you dare to repair Professor Ye?

Hehe!

"Knock knock~"

There was a knock on the office door.

"Come in. ”

"Director, it's not good, there's an accident over there in Dongfang Bright!"

"What's wrong?" Director Sun's head became big when he heard it, and he was going crazy when Dongfang Bright had an accident every day in the past few days.

"Isn't this an accident happening every day in the gymnasium these days? Many citizens have been injured, and today the family members of this group of people went to the Haicheng Sports Bureau to make trouble, saying that they are asking for compensation!"

"And you want compensation?"

Director Sun suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost didn't vomit blood!

The compensation for the previous teams has not yet arrived, and now there is a group of injured people?

Yes?

Where the hell did we get the money?

"What do you say about the finances?"

Director Sun covered his forehead, he was going to die of worry, and the Sports Department had no surplus food!

"The finance side said that the idle funds were spent by the people of the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department, saying that they were going to carry out 'Chinese cultural propaganda', and the people above were very supportive of this matter!"

Is there money in the treasury?

What the treasury has is money!

However, there are too many places to spend money, and there are so many things to do, so there are not so many spare funds!

The finance department said, this is not a national matter, this is a matter of your sports department, you can do it yourself.

Then, the sports department is embarrassed!

Director Sun yelled angrily, "What the hell is propaganda! We're all burning our eyebrows, can't they slow down first? No, I'll give Lao Jin a call!"

As he spoke, Director Sun called Director Jin of the Propaganda Department.

"Lao Jin, my grandson. ”

Director Sun smiled, "It's nothing else, haven't we encountered difficulties in the past few days? I heard that you have just spent a sum of money from the treasury? Can you divert it to me first? No, let's discuss it? ”

After hanging up the phone, Director Jin's face instantly turned gloomy, and it was quite unsightly.

This Lao Jin kicked the ball to Director Liu of the Ministry of Culture, and people said that this is more than the funds are shared by the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department, and he can't be the master himself!

There was no way, Director Jin called Director Liu again.

"Lao Liu, this is better than the money to lend us for use, we are too anxious here, you can promote culture at any time, do you say?"

"Lao Jin, it's not that I don't give it to you, you also know, this money is used for Yinxu, that's a national matter!

It's useless for anyone to come!

That's what your old Kim said!

It's funny enough that I didn't send this sentence back today!

"If you want to use it, you go and ask Yinxu, this money is for them to do cultural propaganda anyway, if they think they can wait, then we don't care. ”

Director Liu was able to climb to this position, and he was still quite sleek, and he also knew that the Sports Department was really in trouble, so he didn't say anything to death.

Don't you want money?

Okay, you go to Yinxu to discuss.

"Well, okay, I'll ask. ”

Lao Jin hung up the phone and looked for the contact information over there in Yinxu.

"Dean Zhang Hui? I'm Kim Huimin from the Sports Department, hey, Dean Zhang is polite. ”

Seriously, in terms of level, Lao Jin is definitely a lot higher than Zhang Hui, but now that he is asking for help, his posture is naturally different.

The two of them chatted for a while, and Lao Jin said: "The workload of our Yinxu here is not small, it is a major national event, and there is a long way to go to promote Chinese culture. No, I don't mean anything else, that is, if you don't rush to use your publicity funds, you can use them for us first. ”

"No, the Ministry of Culture and the Ministry of Propaganda have already agreed, just ask if you have any opinions on the other side?"

Lao Jin is worthy of being a veteran of officialdom, he didn't say anything about his difficulties at all, and even moved out the leaders of the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department.

However, Dean Zhang Hui was not birdish at all, "Oh, the person in charge of our side is Professor Ye Feng, we can't do this kind of big thing, you can ask Professor Ye Feng." "Dean Zhang Hui is not stupid, can a duck in his mouth still let others go?

Joke!

Besides, this money was actually applied for by Ye Feng!

The "design based on the promotion of traditional culture in Yinxu" submitted by Ye Feng last time, although it was essentially a concert, the people from the Ministry of Culture and the Propaganda Department really paid attention to it, so they applied for a fund with Ye Feng's plan and finance.

Now this money is in Yinxu, but if there is no Ye Feng, who would dare to move Zhang Hui and them? Besides, Ye Feng is still the general person in charge of the Yinxu project, saying that he wants to follow his procedures, and there is nothing wrong with it!

But Director Jin was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he wanted to go to Ye Feng?

I'll go to your uncle's!

Lao Jin remembers it clearly, he just scared Professor Ye back a while ago!

Now let yourself go to him?

Lao Jin felt as if his chest had been hit hard, and he wanted to vomit blood!

Looking at the phone, Lao Jin wanted to cry a little.

How do you make this call?

……

The East is bright.

An indoor tennis court.

"Professor Ye, please, go home, okay?"

There were many people in the stadium, but they were all staff, as well as the leaders of the Haicheng Sports Bureau, and even the people from the Public Security Bureau. A person who looked like a leader was shouting at Ye Feng with his voice raised.

They didn't dare to approach Ye Feng!

Originally, there were more people than that, but a batch of them have already been sent to the hospital!

The leader who spoke here had bruises on his face, obviously choking enough!

"Why should I go home? I don't want to work out here?"

Ye Feng was lying on the ground, the tennis racket in his hand swaying.

This group of people has been here since the morning, and they are directly grinding him, what they mean Ye Feng is clear in his heart.

However, want to let Lao Tzu go?

Don't make a fuss!

"Professor Ye, you've been living here for several days, you can't really live in a broken place!

"It's okay, I just want to exercise, and I don't blame you for the bumps. ”

"No, Professor Ye, we all know what your situation is, and you can't just get into our family, right?"

"What are you talking about? What did I do to you? Did I come in and didn't give you money? I still destroyed public property? Hey, I didn't ask you for any money from your injuries, why do you still want to cheat me?"

"I'll tell you, I've been exercising here for a few days, and I've been smashed by the chandelier seventeen times!"

"Fell twenty-eight times because the guardrail collapsed!"

"Sprayed thirteen times by the exploding water pipe!"

"Because the manhole cover is not qualified, I fell into the well seventeen times!"

"I won't mention the rest, what kind of broken facilities are you? It's still the best in Asia? It's good that I don't want to lose money from you!"

Burst!

Listening to what Ye Feng said, the people present almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting on the ground!

I've seen shameless! But it's the first time I've seen Ye Feng so shameless!

Why the hell are you trying to find us to lose money?

Yes?

Your own evil was punished by God and came here to harm us, we didn't say anything, you sprayed people with blood first?

This makes them angry!

The leader with a straight personality couldn't stand it anymore, his face turned red with anger, and he said: "Professor Ye, this is your fault, you are so unlucky and still come to us, isn't this deliberately cheating us? If you weren't here, would there have been so many accidents in our gymnasium? The comrades of the city bureau are also there, and who doesn't know about the traffic accident and the police car being touched porcelain!"

You can say that again!

Many people gave this leader a thumbs up in their hearts!

He said what everyone wanted to say but never dared to say!

That's all the truth!

However, Ye Feng was not happy, and pouted: "What's the matter with you comrade? We are all successors of socialism and believers in communism, and there is something wrong with your thinking! What kind of bad luck and good luck? Is there a scientific basis for that thing? This is all feudal superstition! I see that your comrade's attitude is not correct! Ideological consciousness needs to be improved!"

"You, you ......"

Ye Feng's words were straightforward, there was no flaw at all, and he was angry with this leader! His face was flushed, and he couldn't say a word when he stared at Ye Feng!

Everyone else also looked at each other, staring at each other with big eyes, there is no way at all! Professor Ye is specialized in playing with words, and a group of them who are engaged in sports can talk about him?

At this moment, Ye Feng's mobile phone suddenly rang.

PS: Something happened at home today.