After a cup of tea, Li Qiu came to his senses completely, and he completely regained consciousness.

Li Qiu looked around, only to find that at this time, he was locked in a dimly lit cell with his guards.

But what made Li Qiu strange was that these stupid guards had a strange flush on their faces, were they so excited to see him wake up?

Gan's sister, it's all men who are blushing and fart.

Alas, he didn't expect to be a prisoner once he went on an expedition, and Li Qiu felt that he was really weak enough. However, when it comes to being a prisoner, Li Qiu is very calm now, how can men experience more things to be more mature, Li Qiu comforted himself.

Besides, there is nothing to be embarrassed about when you are captured, once you are born and twice you are cooked.

Li Qiu saw the low expressions of the guards, and he felt that it was time to boost their morale.

After all, Li Qiu is a mighty general, and the more he is in such a desperate situation, the more he has to show his courage, so as to restore his image in the hearts of the guards.

"Okay, you don't need to blame yourself, it's all my fault for this matter, it's because I didn't understand the other party's conspiracy in time. Li Qiu said.

"If we can get out alive, you can rest assured that I will bear the punishment of the military department, and it will definitely not affect you. Li Qiu sincerely comforted everyone.

Bear a fart, let alone return to Daliang alive, even if you can escape to the ancient city of Er, Li Qiu has to beat these useless rice buckets one by one.

"General...... We...... We're sorry for you. The guards were so moved that they almost burst into tears.

"I can't help it, I'm going to blow myself up. One of the guards suddenly shouted loudly.

Before Li Qiu could react, the faces of the other guards suddenly changed, and they collectively pounced on the guy who was shouting to blow himself up.

Fuck, have you been locked up for a few days and become a pervert, Li Qiu looked panicked.

"Hey...... General, we're just bored and having fun. The guards denied it.

Li Qiu looked at the self-destructing man who was pressed under them and couldn't speak, and could only mourn for him silently in his heart.

What did these people go through during the time he was unconscious!

"You'd better stop playing...... I don't think he's out of breath, won't he play bad for you. Li Qiu asked.

The guards smiled shyly and continued to cover the mouth of the self-destructor.

"What's going on with him, why has he been huddled in the corner and shivering, has he been played bad by you? Li Qiu asked, pointing to a guard officer huddled in a corner, trembling all over.

"Oh, he'....... One of the guards said, "General, you don't have to worry about him, he is unlucky, and his face is buried in the ...... when he faints It may be that he has eaten too much excrement, and now there is a bit of a psychological shadow, so let's not disturb his aftertaste...... It's also rare for him to eat so refreshed once. ”

"Well, I didn't say you...... This is the result of your inexperience. Li Qiu said.

The guards looked at Li Qiu with puzzled expressions.

"I chose my place before I fell, and by my strong will I avoided all the dunghill, and you can see how clean my face and body were. Li Qiu said proudly from the bottom of his heart.

"Hmm...... Well...... The Shogun is mighty. The guards looked at each other, lowered their heads together, and praised Li Qiudao in unison.

Li Qiu saw that their rainbow fart was not enthusiastic enough, and suddenly felt bored, and then thought that everyone was now in the same room, and he had nothing to show off.

Li Qiu stood up, and he walked around the prison.

Suddenly, Li Qiu put her ear to the cell door, listening carefully to the sounds outside, but she couldn't hear anything.

Li Qiu asked the crowd in wonder, "Do you know what happened to the other brothers in the army now?" ”

The guards shook their heads together, they really didn't know.

At this time, one of the guards whispered: "I was faintly heard the sound of the leopard people walking back and forth a few days ago, as if there were other screams of brothers in the cell, it seems that the leopard people dragged a lot of brothers out." ”

"Oh, and what about later. Li Qiu asked curiously.

"But they all couldn't get in and out, and none of them seemed to be released alive. The guard continued, "I haven't even heard the Leopard people speak for the last two days. ”

The crowd was silent for a moment.

Li Qiu's heart was cold, and it was estimated that those brothers had already reached Bliss.

At this moment, a trace of doubt suddenly arose in Li Qiu's heart, and he asked in confusion, "How long did I sleep a few days ago?"

The guards thought for a moment, and one of them pointed his finger and said, "About five days." ”

Li Qiu gasped, he didn't expect that he could be unconscious for so long just by inhaling a little bit of the stench.

My good man, he didn't starve to death in his cell on the spot, it's a miracle of life.

But now is not the time to be discouraged, Li Qiu kept circling around the cell while pondering how to get out.

Li Qiu stretched out his hand and knocked back and forth on the wall and door of the cell, and he found that the wall of the cell was very strong, not to mention the door, which was made of extremely heavy iron doors.

However, there was no hole in the door of the cell, as was the case in other cells, and the guards could not see what was going on inside.

The intelligence of the leopard clan is really enough, and setting up a cell is so wise, Li Qiu is secretly funny.

This is simply a good opportunity for him to escape.

Li Qiu crouched down and touched the soil under his feet, the idiot leopard clan had made the walls and gates so tight, but they forgot to lay stone slabs on the ground.

Li Qiu stomped his feet, the soil was very soft...... Hmph, my life is up to me, Li Qiu shouted the bold words of the real protagonist, and he instantly thought of a plan to escape from prison.

"Usually the leopard clan comes to deliver food at what time, and there are a few people who come every time, and they will stay here for about how long. Li Qiu asked repeatedly.

The guards wept and mourned, as if they remembered some bad memories.

"There was no one to deliver food at all, and those were the steamed buns that the Leopard people threw at us when we were locked up on the first day...... Although it is now rancid, everyone can still fill their stomachs. ”

They pointed to a pile of black things in the corner of the wall with dejected faces, and said to Li Qiu.

"That's it?"

Li Qiu almost didn't vomit on the spot, these leopard people were simply crazy, in ancient times...... Why can't the good tradition of preferential treatment of captives in another world be inherited?

"General, do you want to eat a little bit to cushion your stomach? The guards asked in a whisper.

Eat your big watermelon, a bunch of spineless things, even if he Li Qiu dies here, he will never touch these rancid steamed buns.

This is not a matter of real incense, but his dignity as a dignified general!

Li Qiu snorted coldly in his heart, these fools actually regarded him as a starving ghost who would snatch steamed buns with others, which was really an insult to him.

Li Qiu decided that when he escaped from here, he must have a good meal.

As for these steamed bun lovers, Li Qiu would let them watch from the side, so he was angry with them.

Li Qiu crouched on the ground and waved at the guards.

Li Qiu gathered the guards around him and whispered, "Actually, I have already figured out how to escape from the prison, but don't be surprised, wait and don't make a little noise no matter what you see." ”

It's a matter of success or failure.

The guards didn't know why, but they still nodded together, and they looked at Li Qiu curiously.

Li Qiu smiled at them with a kind look, and he was worried that the green beetles that appeared out of thin air would frighten these guys who had never seen the world.

Seeing Li Qiu's mysterious smile, the guards couldn't help but ask curiously, "Your Excellency, General, have you thought of any brilliant plan for the world?"

Li Qiu smiled even more proudly, at this time he was the man standing at the peak of his IQ.

Li Qiu pressed his hand to the ground and said softly, "The answer is below." ”

The guards were confused: "What's down there?" ”

Li Qiu didn't say more, he quietly reached into his arms, intending to take out the manual and recite the mantra according to the records on it, summoning the green hairy beetle to dig the ground.

I really can't blame Li Qiu for forgetting all the summoning formulas, he had been in a coma for five days before, and now Li Qiu's head would twitch from time to time, and he felt dizzy.

Not to mention asking Li Qiu to recite those summoning formulas made up in otherworldly characters.

It's all to blame on the bald man, a guy who can't die well, it's so complicated to do a summoning technique, no wonder even his hair is gone.

Suddenly, Li Qiu, who was originally triumphant, froze in place, his smile froze on his face, and cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

Lying down, Li Qiu found that all the items on his body had disappeared, and disappeared without a trace.

How can it be?

Li Qiu's heart was in a hurry, and his whole body bounced directly from the ground.

In the puzzled eyes of everyone, Li Qiu lowered his head and began to touch his whole body without believing in evil.

Li Qiu touched it, unbuttoned his clothes, his clothes slowly slipped off, and he was thrown to the ground by Li Qiu angrily, no, nothing .......

Then Li Qiu began to take off his pants, he was cold all over his body and still didn't find anything, this time he was really desperate to get home.

Li Qiu wailed in despair, this time it was really dead.

General Li Qiu wept, he raised his head sadly, and wanted to tell the long-awaited guard officers the bad news of the failure of the plan.

Unexpectedly, Li Qiu was surprised to find that the guards were all clutching their pants at this time, huddled in the corner and shivering.

What are these idiots doing?

"General...... Don't think about it. ”

"General, I have had hemorrhoids for many years. ”

"Life and death are small, and losing your buttocks is big, and if you torture yourself and us like this, there will be no good results. ”

The guards shouted gibberish, and they began to stutter in horror.

Li Qiu's face was full of black lines, are these guards in this cell, playing the kind of little game of mutual pressure just now.

It's all that Li Qiu doesn't understand at all.

Just when everyone was shouting and screaming, it was the guard officer who had been quietly staying in the corner just now, trembling, the most calm.

He was not only calm, but also his gaze was like a torch, and his gaze was firmly fixed on a certain place in Li Qiu.

, Li Qiu was almost frightened by his extremely focused look, as well as the slightly cocked little thumb, Li Qiu hurriedly lifted his pants.

After some tossing, everyone didn't bother to speak again, and the prison turned back to deathly silence.