"Hey...... The general really has enough humor, since you hate me so much, then I'll let you eat enough, and I'll feed you stupid general to your heart's content. The fat guide, who was threatened by Li Qiu, taunted Li Qiu even louder.

Li Qiu stretched out his hand and pointed at the soldiers who were lying down, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, what kind of poison did you give them?"

"Poison, they're stupid, you're even more stupid, you don't even know laxatives, no wonder you're so miserable, so vulnerable. The fat guide sneered.

Li Qiu didn't believe the fat guide's nonsense, and he asked angrily, "Laxatives...... The devil will believe that what laxative can be so powerful, you must have used poison, you dead fat man with a thousand cuts. ”

Li Qiu had nothing to say, and now he couldn't admit that he was killed and that these tough guys under him were put down by mere laxatives.

The face that the brothers lost, even if he Li Qiu held on, he had to get it back.

The guards on the side looked at each other, but they didn't expect that their general, at this time, was still in the mood to be entangled with the fat guide for this kind of thing, they really admired the general's divine logic.

The fat guide sneered and shook the folding fan, and he said disdainfully: "Oh, why does the general always like to scold people, the small one is just a moment of hand trembling, and when he passed by the well, he accidentally sprinkled the improved enhanced version of the laxative just right into the well water that the brothers drank." ”

"It's all a misunderstanding, don't be angry, if you don't have a tissue to wipe your buttocks, I can send you some. The fat guide said, taking out a large roll of toilet paper from his bosom and throwing it far into the village.

Shame, this is a complete humiliation from the fat guide.

Li Qiu was hesitating to let the guards pick up the toilet paper when suddenly, he heard a loud roar from all the leopard people.

Gan, the sister of all your leopard clans, Li Qiu scolded in his heart, he just wanted to pick up a toilet paper, you excited ghosts shouted ghosts and screamed farts!

Just as Li Qiu was complaining, a sturdy figure jumped back and forth between several branches in the distance, and soon the figure landed on the largest tree outside the village.

The source of the Leopard Clan's commotion came from this beautiful figure.

Li Qiu stared intently, it was a woman, a woman of the leopard clan, a very, very wild leopard woman.

The Leopard Maiden stood silently on a thick branch that stretched outward, her delicate body as soft as a snake clinging to the trunk of a tree, and the sharp nails of her slender hands glistened with cold light, maintaining a fighting posture of pounce at any time.

The leopard girl's skin is light yellow, but the stripes on her body are not the same as the pure yellow color of other leopards. Her stripes shone with colorful light, like a rainbow in the sky, and her slender calves were wrapped in black tights, which became more and more tight and straight in mid-air, and a series of visual stimuli blinded Li Qiu's dog eyes.

In the sunlight that loomed through the leaves, the leopard girl's eyes showed a devouring fierce light, Li Qiu's body couldn't help but tremble, this woman just looked at it from a distance, and let him experience a huge visual impact.

Under the fierce gaze of the leopard girl, Li Qiu and the guards beside him exclaimed at the same time.

From the dress of the leopard girl, Li Qiu reminded him of the ancient family revival plan that had dominated one side in the legend, and this was really a maverick non-mainstream woman.

Such a chic and tasteful leopard girl Li Qiu is really the first time I have seen it.

The guards were so scared that they couldn't breathe, and they pointed at the leopard girl and shouted loudly: "Scumbag killer." ”

Li Qiu listened with a confused expression, what are these idiots screaming nonsense? Haven't they seen women who like to play role-playing, as for such a ghost crying wolf, it is really rare and strange.

And what the hell is the title of this scumbag killer, how can there be a strong light of righteousness, Li Qiu can't understand what the guards mean at all.

Li Qiu turned his head sideways and asked curiously in a low voice to the nearest guard officer, "Why do you call her a scumbag killer?"

The guard officer looked frightened, he looked extremely frightened and Li Qiu trembled and explained, "General, she ...... She is the twelfth ranked leopard killer on the land mercenary list. ”

Li Qiu looked disdainful: "The twelfth ranked person scared you like this, so when you see the first one, do you have to be so scared that you die on the spot?"

A group of gutless scum is even more afraid of death than him, Li Qiu said in his heart.

The guard officer muttered to himself: "General, you don't understand that she is different from others, as long as she is a man who dares to go to the Qinglou to find her own style after getting married, as long as she unfortunately falls into her hands, she will not end well, she is a person who abuses and kills one." ”

Oh, I see...... Li Qiu suddenly realized, but at the same time he breathed a long sigh of relief, Li Qiu asked the guard, "Have you been to the Qinglou if you said that?"

The guard officer looked sad, and he replied with a sad face: "I will go if I have money, and I will borrow money when I don't have money." ”

My good man, then you are really a VIP of the Qinglou, do you have to send you an unswerving VIP exclusive title to praise your feats.

Li Qiu thought about it for a while, and asked curiously, "Could it be that you are still married?"

Judging by the meaning of the guard officer's explanation just now, if he hadn't been married, he wouldn't have been so afraid.

The guard shook his head in pain, then nodded in shame.

When Li Qiu felt inexplicable, the guard officer slowly raised his right hand, Li Qiu suddenly realized, he looked at the poor guard officer with infinite regret, and mourned for him.

However, after such a move by the guard officer, Li Qiu became more calm and calm, and even became fearless.

Li Qiuyi has never been married, and he has never been to Qinglou, he is afraid of a fart, even his right hand has been retired for many years, and his left hand has never served.

Li Qiu swallowed mountains and rivers angrily, and proudly stretched out his hand to point at the leopard girl, he shouted loudly: "That non-mainstream scumbag killer, you come down from the tree first, we have something to say, I have more money, I will pay double the commission to hire you, okay?"

The leopard girl didn't speak, just looked at Li Qiu with fierce eyes.

Li Qiu smiled proudly: "I swear to God, not only have I never been married, but I have not ...... either"

Suddenly, the guard officer beside Li Qiu grabbed his throat and let out a desperate cry in a hoarse voice: "General, there is poison in. ”

Li Qiu looked at him inexplicably.

When Li Qiu looked at the guard officer, he saw him convulsing all over, foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground in pain.

Li Qiu looked at the other good brothers in the army who were barely standing before, and saw that they were lying on the ground with a smooth stool on their faces, just like the guard officers, and some of them were still struggling in the dung heap, and as a result, they rubbed their own excrement.

Under the stinking and strange atmosphere, the dozens of tough guys of the Qinglong Army who were still standing firm also began to scramble to follow the trend and fall down one by one.

, how to say that if you fall, you will all fall, Li Qiu wondered, can this laxative still break out in different periods.

Before Li Qiu could figure out why his subordinates suddenly had a smooth bowel movement, at this moment, he felt a darkness in front of him, and a dizziness whirled in the sky.

In a trance, Li Qiu understood that the sentence before the guard officer fell down was poisonous, referring to the stench that wafted in the air.

Li Qiu is really angry, so unwilling...... The sweet air in the village turned into a foul stench that had overwhelmed his army of thousands.

Is there a more unfortunate ending than this total annihilation?

Before Li Qiu fell to the ground, he used his last stubbornness to control his shaking body as much as possible, and he barely avoided the excrement that had piled up on the ground.

Li Qiu estimated that he and his group of tough guys would be nailed to the pillar of shame in the history of the empire's war forever, especially himself, who would dominate the.

After all, he Li Qiu was the first Yang Wei general in the whole world to lead the army to the enemy before he could engage the enemy, because of the excrement released by the party, which was too comfortable, and caused the entire army to be annihilated.

At the moment of falling, Li Qiu's ears faintly heard the victory roar of the leopard clan, which was full of sarcasm, right...... And the damn graceful laughter of the fat guide.

"Gan, it's too shameful, it's too humiliating, I want to go home. This was Li Qiu's last thought before he fell unconscious, and then he was completely unconscious in the stench of the village.

Li Qiu: "365 Methods of Home Raising Revealed" ×1.

The remaining uses of manna × 934.

Dagger ×1.

Strange energy charge point 66/1000.

"365 Ways to Raise a Family" Level 3, experience 16/100.

The number of intimate relationships × 1.

Li Mingyue's favorability is 54/100.

Have the actual combat to unlock the spirit beast 'Green Hair Worm'.

Have the actual combat unlock spirit beast 'Xuan Bee'.

Has the actual battle ununlocked spirit beast 'Meng Meng Rabbit'.

Unlocks the skill 'Soul Seeking'.

Unlock the item 'Medicine King Ding'.

Unlocks the item 'Powerful Pill'.

"General, General...... Wake up, don't be stupid, hurry up and think of a way, it's been a few days, and the little mushroom head on the general's body is about to sprout. ”。

"You say the general won't be suffocated to, right? ”

"What if he dies and we people, by the way, I heard that the boy's urine can detoxify, which of you has it, hurry up and give the general a little?"

Boy pee ...... This is really embarrassing for the guards sitting here.

At the critical moment, a weak voice whispered: "Legend has it that sugar can neutralize toxins, and mine is sweeter to eat, do you think it's okay?"

"Well, there's no better way now, you can try it first, but let's talk about it first, and when the general wakes up, no one will tell him about it. ”

Everyone said yes in unison.

Then, there was a sound of the cell taking off his pants, followed by a beautiful melody like a drizzle.

In the caring, friendly, and curious eyes of the guards, Li Qiu's stiff body slowly shook.

I saw Li Qiu groan, and in everyone's surprise, he slowly opened his eyes.

In a trance, Li Qiu felt that someone was shaking his arm vigorously, his face was a little wet, Li Qiu curiously stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, he actually tasted a trace of sweetness, this taste tasted carefully, it actually made him feel a little unfinished, and the sugar replenished in time instantly gave Li Qiu a new vitality.

Li Qiu's consciousness gradually recovered from his confusion ...... clear.