"First-class juzi, second-rate doctor, third-rate questioning, four-rate Kanyu, fifth-rate Danqing, sixth-rate craftsman, seven monks and eight ways, and nine qin chess. What words are you dragging along with an old monkey?" At this time, such a sentence came from outside the house, and before he finished speaking, he saw a tall old man open the curtain and walked in.

Although the old man is not dressed in a luxurious and luxurious way, he wears an old cotton jacket and a long coat, and there is a sandalwood hairpin on his long hair, which is a fairy bone.

The old monkey got up and spat at the Taoist priest: "Phew, you old liar, don't think that pretending to be a Taoist priest means that you are really a ninth-rate!"

"Old fairy! Old fairy..." The children got up and shouted, and the little monkey pounced, pulling the old fairy in his mouth and walking towards him: "The old fairy came just in time, and there is wine and meat today." ”

"Bah, back to you, I am not only on the ninth stream, the three religions and the nine streams, I am a person in the three religions, the Tao of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. As he spoke, his eyes lit up and snatched the wine bottle from the old monkey's arms.

"I'll say yes! You are a Confucian, you said the same thing when you were a monk, you are an old liar, just like us. Give me back the wine, which is a matter of honor. ”

"Grandpa Monkey, old fairy, what are the ninth-rate?" The little monkey cleverly stopped the war of words between the two old men.

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At this time, the curtain was lifted again, this time it was even more exaggerated, and a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes with gold-rimmed eyes came in: "Yo! After speaking, he was pushed by the person behind him, turned his head to look, and saw a smiling face full of flattery, and said with a smile: "I said Professor Li, don't you block the door?"

When Professor Li saw the visitor clearly, his first reaction was to touch his pocket, and he still said, "It's over, it's over." When I looked up, I saw my wallet in front of me, and I snatched it, and sure enough, the cash in it was gone.

"Little Ah Cai, go buy wine and meat for your uncle. A piece of sequoia fish with a flattering face and a proud face was handed to the little boy named Ah Cai.

"Old ghost, that's my money. ”

The old monkey said, "Are you all dogs?"

The children got up one after another to give up their seats, and a few adults sat on the ground, the old monkey who was not covered with clothes, the old fairy who was sanctimonious, Professor Li in a suit and leather shoes, and the old ghost who changed his face and turned the book, did not care whether the dust on the ground would stain his clothes.

The children sat in the middle of the adults, and the little monkey said, "Professor Li! Why are you two here too?"

"Of course I smell it!" said the old fairy...

… …

Professor Li and the old ghost are staring wide-eyed,

"Pay back!"

"I just spent it, didn't you see it?"

"And!"

"Gone"

"Yes"

"Nope"

… ….

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The old monkey said: "Okay, it's not over yet, it's okay now, the upper and lower nine streams are here." ”

"What's up and down?" Professor Li asked, turning his head

"As soon as the old liar entered the door, he reported the ninth rate, no, the little monkey asked what the next nine streams were. ”

Professor Li pushed his glasses and said, "This is not something that will be finished in a while."

", all those who don't make money and make money illegally are ninth-rate, hahaha" said the old ghost.

"It's not unreasonable. But there is always a difference. Regions, history, culture, etc., are different for the division of the upper and lower nine streams. Professor Li said seriously.

"Come on, you still think this is your college class?

The adults talked, drank and ate, and the children watched and listened with wide eyes.

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The old fairy looked at the little sister and turned her head to the little monkey and said, "I'm going to go on a long trip recently, and when I come back, my sister must go with me, have you thought about it?"

As soon as she heard this, her sister suddenly cried, grabbed the little monkey's arm, and tears dripped down.

The little monkey took a hard look at the old fairy, looked at the tearful sister, and couldn't think of how to comfort for a while, so anxious, the tears couldn't help it, and the adults panicked, comforted and scolded the old liar.

A meal of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

"Wait, come, come, drink and eat meat," the old fairy said with a wave of his hand.

The other two friends also came over to comfort the young girl with the rain in Pear Blossom.

There was a moment of silence in the room, a little depressed.

Children of the rivers and lakes, dividing and merging is the most common thing in the rivers and lakes, but no matter how normal it is, it will be reluctant to be sad.

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"It's almost the New Year, I'll teach you a little song about dancing stove," the old monkey said and sang.

"The money tree can afford to shake, the red umbrella, the golden chair!

The money tree is shaking loudly, and the money and silver can be used to buy land!

One shakes prosperity, two shakes wealth, three shakes twin noble sons, four shakes four generations and two ministers, five shakes five men and two women,

Six shakes and six countries Su Cheng Prime Minister, seven shakes seven sons and eight sons-in-law, eight shakes eight immortals and old men, nine shakes and nine books,

Ten shakes, ten sons and ten daughters-in-law!

Wishing you prosperity Ah... ...hh

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The old monkey sang well, and the child's face was applauded and laughed on the day of March.

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"The good things in the world are all good, and you will ask the street to come out. The old ghost said.

"Then I'll sacrifice the ugly one too!" said the old fairy, glancing at the little monkey.

"The introductory view is meaningful, and don't hesitate to speak. The sky comes to ask for the pursuit of the noble, and the chase comes to ask the sky for the worries of the sky.

Eight questions and seven, those who are happy want to rely on their sons, and those who complain are really seven sorrows;

Seven questions and eight questions, if there is something wrong, it will be difficult to rest.

The scholar asked about the future, and the grandson was chasing the ancients, and he asked about this piece one after another, and he must have lacked this one...

… … Rush to fight slowly, tap and sell. Long sells Qi Shi, knocks and judges thousands and uses them together.

Ten thousand nine rings, ten long ten percent...

… … Si is familiar with the chapter, and the teaching is famous all over the world. ”

Singing and chanting, fast and slow, although the children did not understand what the old fairy sang, they were also attracted by this strange tune.

"Yo, old liar, this is a bloody matter?"

The old fairy shook his head helplessly and said, "It's all old antiques, how many people can remember?" Hearing this, the old ghost's expression turned serious and said, "Who said that he didn't remember, who said he didn't pay attention to it, didn't there still be us?

The old monkey turned his head and asked, "Old liar, what kind of work are you running this time? Gang alone? Or break the white? How long will it take? Is it dangerous? What is your identity?

A series of questions came over, and the little monkey rolled his eyes and thought to himself, what the hell is this?

The old fairy is indeed the old god who is there and replied: "It's a white man, they are all people I trust from Jiang Xiang, and the terrier media have paved some groundwork, I am the main media, and I am the main media, and it is a lie to say that there is no danger, and the raw media is my own person, I still want to call the old ghost together, live, and it will be half a year at the earliest." ”

"In this way, the little monkey sister and you are on this trip, since you even sang your Jiang Xiang's Yingyao, I think you haven't forgotten the words of that person, let the little monkey come back by himself after the matter is over." I'll talk to the people up there. ”

"Let me think!"

"Think of a fart, just according to what Brother Monkey said, if the little monkey doesn't go, I won't go. The old ghost said.

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"Come on, come on, my sister will come to the first "Lotus Fall", the little monkey dances the overlord whip, this is the river and lake, hahahaha" Several old people laughed heartily.

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"The wine is coming, the meat is coming" At this time, Xiao Acai came in with wine and meat...