The so-called food is a few steamed buns, Xiao Heizi hurriedly came to the first floor with a few steamed buns, and ran towards a corner, as if he was carrying some huge treasure, this time he was not greeting others.

In a small room on the first floor, there was obviously a class everywhere, and the old monkey was busy in the room, a large oil drum that had been cut in half, which contained wood, paper and other flammable things, and the old monkey lit a piece of solid alcohol in the middle, and when he saw the little monkey come in, he said, "Come? So saying, he gave the little monkey a big kettle. "Sister, hurry up and add firewood," he said, picking up an iron tripod with iron chains hanging down, thinking it was a kettle or something.

My sister looked at the little monkey's eyes crooked, and her face was white and clean, although she was not very old, she was indeed a brother's embryo: "Brother". "Why did you wash your face again?" said the little monkey with a smile on his lips. What's more joyful than preparing a full meal with your loved ones?

The little monkey gave the steamed buns to the younger sister, and said that I went to fetch water, and turned to the old monkey and said, "Grandpa Monkey, is it safe?

The old monkey's eyes instantly opened to the boss: "Safe, safe, must be safe." ”

---------------

----------------------

After a while, the little monkey came back, and there were three little friends who came back together, the kettle was carried by a sturdy boy, and sat down around the brazier, and the old monkey hung the kettle and shouted to the little monkey: "Hurry up, hurry up, what's good?" The little monkey smiled and took out a few small plastic bags like magic, "Today, Brother Zhang of Greater Sichuan gave it, and he was righteous, and he specially kept these food for us." “

One by one, the small bags were opened, and the dazzling food was full of marinated pork feet, pig ears, large pieces of braised pork, etc., and the only sound left in the room was panting and swallowing saliva. This kind of food is not often eaten, even though the restaurant customers eat leftovers.

The old monkey smiled and took out another kettle, filled it with some water, hung it on another hook, and put all the food inside, and soon the fragrance filled the whole room, and the sound of swallowing saliva became louder.

The old monkey who was busy with his work, there was a Moutai wine bottle next to the stove, he screamed weirdly, grabbed the wine bottle and shook it in his ear, and suddenly grinned with a smile on his ears...

"Brother Zhang specially left it for you, saying that the guests drank several bottles at noon, and in the end, the guests didn't finish the bottles. ”

"Half a catty, at least half a catty, too extravagant, too extravagant"

All the goodness of this moment, like the delicacies in the second kettle, a pot of messy stew, delicious.

"Little monkey, you drunkard? Hold the bottle at a young age and pour it? You leave some for me. The old monkey said anxiously, grabbed the wine bottle and poured it himself, and the wine bottle hugged even harder.

"Grandpa Monkey, tell me a story?"

"Yes, yes, Grandpa Monkey tells a story," the little friends shouted.

The old monkey took another sip: "Story!"

"Those of us who call the street, a word is poor, those people think we are lazy and lazy, and they don't want to think about it, so they are cold and snowy and the north wind blows, and kneel on the side of the street for a day to try? ”

"It is said that Ah, our Fan Dan ancestor"

"Grandpa Monkey, who is Fan Dan Ancestor?"

"Oh, hehe, Fan Dan Ancestor is one of our beggar ancestors, oh, famous. Why is it so famous? Because there is a more famous person who has a relationship,"

"In other words, our Patriarch Fan Dan was a person from a thousand years ago, and there was a man named Confucius at that time, and Kong Lao Er was the biggest teacher at that time, a sage. One day......"

"What is a saint?" a boy interrupted?

"A saint is a person who knows everything, understands everything, knows everything in heaven and on earth, he is old. Don't interrupt me. “

"One day, our Patriarch Fan Dan was sleeping in his thatched house, and Sage Kong was passing by, and he and his apprentices happened to have no food on them, and these scholars were hungry, and their eyes were full of gold stars, and they couldn't walk... The sage wanted to save face, and one of the apprentices named Zilu volunteered to go to Patriarch Fan to ask for food, and Patriarch Fan thought to himself that I didn't have any food to spare, but after all, I was a saint's apprentice, so he said: Ask you a few questions, and I will lend you food if you answer. "You see, our ancestor is amazing, a saint borrowed food from him, who doesn't want to stammer, our ancestor is biased, and asks questions, hahaha. “

… …

The old monkey took another sip of wine, and at the urging of a group of little monkeys, continued: "What is the problem? The first question is, "What is more in the world?" The second question is, "What is less?What makes people happy??" Sage Kong couldn't see it, he couldn't be stumped, couldn't he be stumped, and besides, he was really hungry, so he sent his smartest apprentice over.

This apprentice is called Yan Hui, Yan Hui is smart, and he knows the problem in advance and is prepared. Our ancestor was kind enough to ask him the same question,

Yan Hui replied: "In this world, there are many people and few upright people, and it is irritating to borrow food from others to make people happy, and to collect debts from others. ”

When Patriarch Fan Dan heard this, he said, "Yo, this can't be borrowed anymore."

"Why don't you borrow it?" said the younger sister anxiously.

"Look, why do you say that Yan Hui is smart? He first said that there are the most people in the world, but there are few upright people, so he said that he asked us if Patriarch Fan is an upright person? He also said that borrowing food makes people happy, which means that you have lent us food, my teacher Sage Kong must be happy, and the teacher will definitely help you when he is happy, and he said that collecting debts makes people angry, in fact, it means that you don't want to do things that don't make Sage Kong unhappy. ”

"Our Patriarch Fan is not simple, he gave Yan Hui rice and wheat, which were packed in two goose feather woven bags. This Yan Hui lived up to his master's order, returned to his teacher Kong Shengren, and poured the rice and wheat out of the bag, and the miraculous thing was that the poured rice and wheat were piled up into a mountain, far exceeding the amount that the goose feather bag could hold. ”

"Let's, Master Fan said that the gods are good. A child shouted happily.

"What about the Sage Kong, with these grains, they have survived the difficulties, and there is still something to come. The old monkey and the old god were there.

"Later, Sage Kong personally went to find Patriarch Fan and asked Patriarch Fan how to repay him for receiving such a life-saving grace, guess what Patriarch Fan Dan said?"

"Grandpa Monkey said quickly, I can't guess, I can't guess. ”

"Master Fan Danzu said, 'In the future, let my disciples and grandchildren collect debts from your students one by one!', and Sage Kong wrote a poem on a bamboo board on the spot, which was an IOU.

"Fan Dan ancestor offers rice and noodles, and Kongqiu should return it in the future.

Please post the couplet later, every household will not be lazy. ”

… …

"Patriarch Fan said again: 'Your apprentices are either rich or expensive, and there are dogs guarding the door, how can my disciples and grandchildren come to collect debts?' ”

"Happy, this is our beggar gang since ancient times with a few pockets to represent the identity of the gang, bamboo board, no one uses it now, the old people still have the 'Du board' is now the allegro, hahaha. ”

"And the dog-beating stick!" said the clever little monkey scrimbly.

---------------

----------------------

Jianghu!

Jianghu people take "river" as their goal, so they are well-informed

Jianghu people take "lake" as their mouth, so they are articulate.

In this way, we can navigate the rivers and lakes full of risks and uncertain future.

---------------

----------------------

"Grandpa Monkey! I'm talking about a! I'm talking about a..."

The old monkey threw his head up and drank the wine clean, and cocked a broken shoe.

While shaking the wine bottle and shaking the broken shoes, he sang

"His life experience is like a gull on the water, and he came to Nanzhou with a cane.

The rice bag is full of frost and the waning moon, and the song board sings the sad autumn in the wind.

Two feet over the earthly road, one shoulder to bear the sorrows of the past and the present.

Now if you don't eat and eat, why should the yellow dog bark endlessly..."

At this moment, the old monkey was in a trance, like Su Can and Li Bai combined.

... ...