The idea of the two girls pretending to be a doctor to go on a blind date was confirmed, and their hearts were happy. Don't think that you can play Chinese medicine and marry a daughter-in-law, Lao Tzu will too! Not only will you be able to play better, but you will be more legendary. In the future, the children and grandchildren of Dadi Village will mention that there was an ancestor in the village who was not a doctor, and he was stunned to meet his relatives as a doctor.

The more the two girls thought about it, the more beautiful they became, and they couldn't help but hum and chirp:

Chairman Mao sent someone

Snow Mountain nodded and smiled, and Luo Caiyun opened the way

A golden streamer

Connect Beijing with Lhasa

Let's step on the Golden Saddle BMW

Hada was brought to Beijing

Dedicated to Chairman Mao......

The father of the second lady looked at his son's fart, and he was also happy, anyway, the blind date is a good thing. As long as he can become a family and start a business, it will be my heart, and death will be gone.

After washing their clothes, the two girls walked out of the house and went straight to the old man's house in the village, who was half a farmer and half a doctor. The second lady thought about it, except for the second half immortal in the village who is a doctor, it is this old man. Pretending to be a doctor, if you want to learn some doctor's jargon, of course you have to find this old man, and he didn't want to beg him at all. I haven't talked to the two half-immortals for so many years, and I beg him for something, but his two-and-half-fairy eyes haven't seen the sky yet?

I'm afraid he won't agree to help him if he kowtows to him, and I won't go to him to throw that person. Let's find this old guy who is less than half a bottle, and learn to fool around for a while. This old man should be able to help.

Entering the old man's yard, the old man was nailing a broken bench at home, smashing and repairing it, and he was doing it happily. The second lady called out to the fifth uncle, and the old man stopped his work, and when he saw that the second lady came in, he smiled and said: "Why are you so idle today? ”

"Look at what you said, Fifth Uncle. I can't come to your meeting, everyone who comes must be a patient?" said the two women in a shy.

"Hehe, you are young and not sick, but I don't believe it when you are idle and have nothing to chat with your uncle. ”

"It seems that my uncle still understands me, this is not begging you to come!"

"Stinky boy, let's be honest, if you have something to say, don't beat around the bush! ”

"What, I have something to say...... "The two girls refused to pretend to be an image in front of the true Buddha, so they had to tell the old man their thoughts one by one. The old man laughed when he heard this, and said: "I said that you are a second girl, you have half a bell, how do you think (ring)? ”

"Fifth uncle, look at how ugly you say......"

"Your uncle doesn't have much culture, so don't think I'm talking too much. That's what I look like. If you want to say that I know some medicine or something, I also learned it from my grandfather. My grandfather used to work in a pharmacy in a big city, and after a long time, he knew how to use some common medicines. When I was idle, I also learned from my grandfather. So the rural doctor who has been working in the village for several years also plays mahjong and relies on touching. I don't really have the ability. ”

"Look at you, and humble, no matter how much you don't understand, you know more than me, now you are on the sedan chair and now piercing your ears and eyes, and you are not happy to grind the gun, you will teach me to learn and sell things now." It would be nice to be able to play on the spot. It doesn't need to be too profound, it's just that there is a topic of vernacular to occupy the mouth, so that the other party worships me. ”

"I understand what you mean, and I want to help you, but your bad idea has stumped me! I really haven't studied medicine systematically, how can I let you grasp the key points and let you become quick success? Son, you really raised your uncle, and I really don't have that much ability to teach you. It's okay to talk about anything else, but I really can't think of any good way to become a doctor and become a doctor. ”

The second lady heard that she was a little confused, and the good plan was going to be ruined, how could this work? No matter what, let the five uncles help once. "Fifth uncle, what are you talking about? Look at my age, is it easy to talk about protégés? Seeing that your nephew can't marry a daughter-in-law? Are you a little too ruthless? I'm not pretending to be a doctor to grasp the chance of getting married? You don't care about it like this, don't push me to a dead end? Fifth uncle, you can't do this, God can watch me with wide eyes. ”

"Oh, look at you kid, it's up to me. You said that you are on the street in this village, not to look at the face of your little rabbit, but also to look at your father's face to help you, the key is that there is nothing you can do. I understand what you mean, I really can't say anything about healing medicine or anything, it's just empirical. You say you asked me to teach you how to go to the people? If you smash the act, isn't that the help of the blind man getting more and more helping?"

"You don't want to get me that, anyway, you have to help with this matter today, or I won't leave. It's up to you!" the two ladies said and sat on the ground in the courtyard for a while, and they didn't get up.

The old man saw that this was the matter there, how could a young man be like an old lady, saying that he would sprinkle it, and he would roll all over the ground after a while! Alas, why did I meet such a person! It's really eight lifetimes of blood mold!

"Oh, what are you doing here, how cold is the ground, do you think you have a way to do this? The solution is slowly figured out, not by rolling on the ground and making dirt. Get up first, get up, let's talk slowly. ”

"I don't, I can't think of a way, I won't get up, I listen to you, what do you say?"

The old man also shook his hands when he saw it, frowned and grinned, stomped his feet and turned in circles, rubbed his hands for a long time and said helplessly: "Let's say that I can't help you, what about the others? He is a traditional Chinese medicine, this traditional Chinese medicine, pay attention to children's skills, that is to say, have a certain amount of practical experience, and know everything about traditional Chinese medicine in order to learn and use it. I thought he was the only ......"

"Everyone in the world has hope to help me, but these two and a half immortals can't help me, so you can kill me!" The second lady interrupted the old man without waiting for him to finish.

When the old man saw the appearance of the two girls, he couldn't help laughing: "Hmph, in the future, everyone in the world will be as stingy as you?

"No, I'm not going to kill him! If I beg him, he will look down on me even more! I have ambition, I have backbone, and I don't get along with him when I die of old age. The two girls gritted their teeth and swore an oath.

"But, if you don't go, others can't help you, and I can't help you, don't you have a hard time with yourself. ”

"Then I don't care, anyway, you go to solve it, go and find a way, I'm also blind and have eye disease today, and I'm out of it!" said that the two girls really lay down. A complete ruffian face.

When the old man saw that the two girls were really lying down, he couldn't cry or laugh, these two girls belonged to dog skin plasters, and they were stained. It's easy to receive God, but it's hard to send God, so you have to send him away no matter what. What's the matter if it goes on like this? I can't scold or scold in a hurry, and I'm usually good with his father, so what can you do? Pick up a broom and go out, and it will be passed around in the village in the future, and I don't know what kind of person my old man will become?

I have never done anything lacking in virtue in my life, and when I am old, let this cowardly child destroy the rest of my life, so I will simply send the Buddha to my home, and a good person will do it to the end.

"My old man has seen shameless, but I really haven't seen you so shameless. You say that my old man has provoked you? You really sit at home behind closed doors, and disaster comes from heaven. Even if you don't want to go to someone's house with a half-half immortal, my old man will give you a trip. Let's first put the ugly words in the head, people are two and a half immortals to help you are a favor, not to help you is your duty, you kid has a holiday with others, you don't know. ”

"Fifth uncle, you are really, you don't have a heart, say that others use this method, don't mention me. Just trick me into telling me. When the two ladies heard that the old man was running for him, they were overjoyed in their hearts, and they sat up and sat up to accept him.

"Bah! You immoral cowardly child! Let my old man deceive people with red mouths and white teeth? Obviously, I begged people to tell the truth, and I still deceived people's ideas, and then let you deceive other people's daughters, and in the future, this matter will spread in Dadi Village, where will my old face go? I will look for death? I will not die, and the big guy's spittle and stars will drown me! I still want to be embarrassed. The old man said angrily.

The two girls are not stupid, seeing that the old man is angry, they are also afraid of making things stiff. In that case, the previous work will be wasted, and the plan will be ruined, so bear with it, worship the old man, and change his mind is better than anything else. So he pretended to be pitiful and said: "Aren't I also in a hurry, I am also a difficult household among the young people in our village, you don't know, it's easy to have such a stubble, I'm afraid I really missed it, fifth uncle, you are considerate and considerate of me!"

The old man thought about it, can you help me, so he said You wait for my letter here, and I will go to find the second half immortal. But that's all we need for this kind of thing. Not as an example, the two ladies said yes again and again, and watched the old man go out of the door.

When the old man pushed open the door of the second half immortal's house, the second half immortal was checking the pulse of a patient at home. When he saw the old man come in, he only motioned for him to sit down. The old man understood, so he sat aside and waited for the two and a half immortals to hit the sick. The second half immortal was not very famous at that time, and his family was also simple. The house is very clean, and there are things in various places.

On the table of the two half-immortals, in addition to the pen and paper of the prescription and the pulse of the pulse, there are also a few books. Books such as "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" and "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" are all sharpened, and it seems that they are often read.

After the two half-immortals sent the patient away, the old man came over.