The second half-immortal stood up and was busy entertaining, and the old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You sit on yours, and I have come today to ask you to relieve others' hearts." ”

"Fifth uncle, how do you say this, you are here, and you are still helping others to solve their heart problems, you can say it slowly. The second half-immortal looked at the old man puzzled and smiled.

The old man sighed and told the second lady about going to his house completely. Let the second half immortal take an idea, the second half immortal laughed out of tears when he heard it, what is this called, he pretended to be crazy and stupid and asked others to help, let others pick up melons, this is a bit too much. If others don't help, they will be foolish and foolish, what a thing.

But then again, it is impossible to make the old man and the second lady angry because of this. The virtue of the two girls, the natural Lai Pi is really a little unbearable if the old man is tossed endlessly with him. The second and half immortals pondered for a long time, this Chinese medicine is not something that anyone can achieve quickly, you say that you have no foundation at all, and what you say is also a layman.

Besides, these two girls are cautious and suspicious, and he may not believe it if he gives him some practical tips, and he is afraid that I will have a bad relationship with him. Besides, he didn't come in person, so he came to teach some Chinese medicine facial techniques. Let him see the woman's face and say some jargon about Chinese medicine. Marriage will also be assured.

For example, dark circles under the eyes may also be related to nose problems. If you wake up in the morning with a runny nose all year round, you can cause dark circles due to increased blood flow near the venous sinuses under your eyes. So if you suffer from allergic rhinitis, it is unlikely that you don't want to have dark circles. Then there is facial flushing, which is an acute hot complexion. Yellowing of the face is a sign of frequent malnutrition or anemia. The complexion is dark and gray, dull. It is characteristic of drug intoxication or chronic disease.

The complexion turns pale. It refers to the loss of the original white red and luster, and becomes the white of the loss of blood color, which should consider the excessive loss of blood in a certain part of the body, so that the blood of the facial blood vessels decreases and becomes pale, such as hemorrhagic shock, etc., and there are also shocks caused by severe pain and the appearance of facial paleness, sometimes coldness, confusion and other symptoms......

Wait, if he comes, he can pretend to be able to remember.

But he refused to come, which made it a bit difficult. The second half immortal knows that in addition to the usual pseudo-mothers, this kid is not stupid at all, and he has been going to school with him since he was a child. His academic performance has always been better than his own, but later both of them failed due to changes. In my heart, Erbanxian still thinks that Erniang's IQ is higher than others.

If you really learn something, the second lady must learn better than she learns quickly. It's just that the two girls didn't use their brains on the right path, which made them very embarrassed.

The old man listened to Erbanxian for a long time, and he thought about it. This traditional Chinese medicine facial observation technique, the two girls have sensitive brains, but I can't do it. The second half-immortal said that the one in the back forgot the one in front. I forgot it before I went out, what should I take home to teach the second lady again? Isn't this embarrassing for my old man?

"Oh, I understand this set of things you said, I just can't remember it, let me learn something at such an old age, isn't this driving ducks up the tree?"

The second half immortal scratched his head a little, how to let the old man go back to send the two girls away, this is indeed a bit difficult. The key is that the old man can't teach the second lady when he learns back, and he can't do the thing of learning the tongue.

After thinking about it, the second half immortal said: "I'll write something on paper, you don't have to bother to go back to learn the tongue and teach him again, I'll make something simple and let him memorize it by himself." As soon as you hand in the paper, you're done. ”

The old man became happy when he heard the second half immortal say this: "Okay, okay, this is a good idea." The success of the second girl's performance is unsuccessful, and it has nothing to do with my old man. Then you hurry up and write, hurry up and write. I'll take it back and send him away!

What should I write about? I need to get something catchy and easy to memorize. Just write a little bit of the golden formula for syndrome differentiation and medicine, this is something that he memorized when he was seven years old, and the second lady should not be able to memorize it much, which is the only way to help him. Thinking of this, the second half immortal picked up the pen and wrote down the following mantra:

Tai Chi Chinese medicine distinguishes yin and yang, and uses medicine to combine yin and yang injuries. Loose stools are too yin and hurt, and dried ginger is warm and spleen and yang.

Thirst leads to drinking and drinking, this is a yang injury in the camp, and it is not able to accept the mouth and swallow, and the four reverse soups of yang and qi are returned.

In the soup of the four inverses, ginger and boiled licorice are used to help. The ginger is juicy and enters the spleen, and the spleen is hot and hot, and the spleen is busy with dampness.

Hungry and hungry for liver yin injury, always decoction soup to taste. The four proofs of dryness and ruffian are present, and there is no delay in the urgency of saving yin.

The tongue is fat and has tooth marks, which is a damp injury to the spleen and Taiyin, and the young Yang Cardinal is trapped by dampness. Ginger soup with dried cinnamon branches.

Atractylodes coix and Banxia, dry and damp spleen can be boasted. It is difficult to eat and often hungry, and the dampness and evil hinder the spleen,

Aromatize and moisten the Taiyin, and then the stomach will be comfortable. The lungs are delicate and not cold-tolerant, and the cold hurts the lungs and coughs.

Spreading the lungs and dissipating the cold is the key, and ephedra soup can be fried urgently. The lungs are delicate and intolerant to heat, and the heat hurts the lungs with yellow phlegm and sticky.

The method of catharsis of lung fever can be, and the apricot gypsum soup can be decocted. fever without cold disease sun, Xuan lung disperses cold ephedra soup;

Sweating out of the evil wind camp and guarding the weakness, the cinnamon branch soup fang fried to shhh. No heat, cold, less yin, aconite ginger grass four reverse soup,

If you have a cough and a spicy spicy, a spicy ginger soup.

After writing it, the two and a half immortals were handed over to the old man to read, and the old man looked at it and said, "Well, the writing is so good, I'm afraid I can't even memorize four sentences." Some difficulty. In this way, you write another elementary mantra and let the second lady memorize it, so that it will save him from being difficult to memorize, and let me run again. ”

"Okay, this is easy, ginger is still old and spicy, you have thought it through. Erbanxian found another piece of paper and wrote down the "Soup Song", which is the most basic entrance formula of Chinese medicine:

Four gentlemen's soup

The four gentlemen's soup and the righteous ginseng technique Poria cocos licorice ratio

Yiyi Xia Chen Ming Liujun expectorant and replenish qi and yang deficiency bait

In addition to dispelling the name of the half summer or adding fragrant sand stomach cold

Rising sun and stomach soup

Shengyang Yi Stomach Ginseng Qi Coptis chinensis Half Summer Grass Tangerine Peel

Ling, Epsom, fengfeng, Qiang, lonely, Bupleurum chinensis, white peony, ginger, jujube, with

Astragalus turtle nail scatter

Astragalus membranaceus, carapace, bone skin, Gan, Shenling, Chai half-knowing

Rehmannia peony, asparagus, cinnamon, sweet orange, mulberry peel, and reyi

Qin Gang turtle armor scattered

Qin Gang, turtle carapace, wind labor, bones, Bupleurum and Artemisia annua

Angelica Zhimu Wumei He, stop coughing, remove steaming, and sweat high

Qin Gang Fu soup

Qin Gang Fu Turtle Nail Firewood Bone Angelica Aster

Banxia ginseng and scorched grass are the harmony of lung labor, steaming and coughing

Aster soup

Aster soup in the knowledge of fritillary ginseng Ling five-flavor ejiao puppet

Add sweet oranges to treat lung injuries, cough up blood, spit, and work for a long time

……

After writing it, he handed it to the old man, and said that he should be fully prepared so that he could pretend to be a person who knew a little about the art of ambiguity. The old man nodded yes, and said goodbye and went home to hand over the things written by the second half immortal to the second lady. The second lady looked at it and frowned and said, "So much, I won't sleep in the middle of the night tonight." It's really not easy to be a Chinese medicine doctor, that is, I have to work hard to marry a daughter-in-law, otherwise a fool will make this mess. ”

The two ladies saw that the old man had the basic things of Chinese medicine, and they had the tricks in their hearts. As long as I can memorize these things, it should be a breeze for the uninitiated. When the time comes, I'll play it again, and I'll be foolproof. When the old man saw the two ladies sitting on the ground thinking about something, he couldn't help but feel anxious: "Little ancestor, is it okay this time? I've got a job to do. ”

"That's not good, Fifth Uncle, you still have to help me, and no, I'm not leaving. Do you want to drink water today and I will grab the cup, and I will serve the bowl when you eat today. We're endless, I'll come to a New Fourth Army to live in Shajiabang!" said the two girls with a hippie smile and a wagging tail.

"Boy, do you still want to have a face? You have to get close to the nose and put your nose on the face, right? I can do my best to help you, what else do you want? What else do you want?" The old man saw that the two girls did not move the ground, and they still had the intention of sitting through the courtyard, and his heart rose again.

The second lady got up from the ground suddenly, slapped the soil on the buttocks and said, "Fifth uncle, isn't this a little joke with you!" But there is really a little request, is there any medical box that you used to visit the doctor? Lend me a little bit. ”

When the old man heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief. Busy said: "Yes, yes, yes, in the broken shed where the firewood is placed, you can go and find it, I don't need it for several years, I don't want to throw it there." I want to burn it as firewood one day. You have to use it, take it quickly, take it quickly. You don't have to give it back to me if you take it. You keep it for yourself, this generation can't use it for the next generation, and the ancestors will use it for generations, as a family heirloom, as a rare treasure......"

The second lady also heard that the old man was displeased, and he didn't welcome himself very much. I was busy going to the woodshed to rummage around, and I really found it. The box was rotten. The two girls who were all out of shape broke it with their hands for a long time, and finally corrected it. It just so happened that the old man repaired the bench and had hammers and nails. He made a fuss for a long time. Finally got a decent look, and then I breathed a sigh. He was about to wash it with water, but the old man stepped forward to stop him.

"Alright, alright. This broken box belongs to you, you go back and slowly tinker with it, what kind of love is it. I'm still busy, what should you do, I'm not going to send you. The old man finally couldn't help it, and raised his hand to bombard the two girls.

The second lady had no choice but to say: "You see this matter has caused you a lot of trouble, fifth uncle, let's do this, when I get married, let's have a good drink." I'll treat you as a great benefactor!"

The old man waved his hand and hurriedly said, "If you kid has that heart, I will be content." I don't want to be a benefactor with a bad conscience like you, just give me some trouble in the future. It's nothing for you old monk to visit the door, come less!"

The two girls smiled and stuck out their tongues and grimaces, holding the dilapidated medical medicine box in their arms, and ran out of the old man's house in a string of three jumps.