"Are you earthlings perverts?!Oh my God!" Gamora snarled at Star-Lord. If her laser sword was still here, she would definitely hack the handsome man in front of her to death.

Even if this man is his boyfriend and is the leader of the squad.

Unfortunately, Gamora doesn't have a laser sword in her hand right now (it has been confiscated by the legendary blacksmith), and even if she does, she doesn't have the strength to cut Starlord Quayle now.

Because the successive diarrhea has exhausted her whole body's strength. There's an old saying: heroes can't resist the three bubbles. It means that if you run three times in a row, even Thanos will have to kneel.

Thanos has to kneel, and Gamora will naturally kneel too. Not only Gamora, but also Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord is now sitting on the toilet and doesn't want to get up.

Because as soon as he fastened the belt buckle, there would be an endless stream of stool. Forget it, it's so troublesome to take off your pants and put on your pants, so let's just spend the day on the toilet. Star-Lord Quill thought.

Of course, as for Star-Lord Quill, why did they have diarrhea? Of course, it was because the spicy hot pot cooked turkey noodles!

There is no doubt about Li Jie's cooking skills, and his cooking is delicious. So the group that had just been entertained by the Illuminati feasted and drank in the restaurant.

Gamora also praised, "The food of the earth tastes good, what are these ingredients called?" she asked, pointing to a hairy belly and a money belly.

Quill shook off his cheeks and ate hard, not having time to answer Gamora's questioning. Because he doesn't know either, but as long as it's delicious. What is the food you eat called?

When Star-Lord Quayle lived in the United States as a child, Chinese food was not widely popular in the United States at that time. Except for the mainstream of Jews who go to Chinese restaurants at Christmas, many Americans order Chinese food at most.

The most ordered dishes are Li Hongzhang's chop (this is really not a curse) and Zuo Zongtang chicken, as well as a fried chowder (in fact, fried pork with bean sprouts and some other seasonal vegetables). There is also the fried hump known as the fried boneless chicken tenderloin, although it is really impossible to think that the boneless chicken fillet and the hump have a dime relationship.

Sichuan hot pot is something that Xing-Jue has never heard of. In his childhood, he thought that the best food was the signature potato overlord sold by the Potato Overlord's family and the non-signature Tianjiao double-decker Imperial Castle sold by the incident.

He had planned to go to the Potato Overlord's house for a meal after returning to Earth, because it was really difficult to eat food that met his appetite during his travels to other universes. For more than twenty years, Star-Lord Quill has come hungry and full. Sometimes, in order to satisfy hunger, they simply eat simple nutritious meal replacements. (A puree without any taste, a small bowl for the day)

Because the taste of nutritional meal replacement is much better than the so-called specialty food provided by many planets.

As a child, Quill had heard that England was a desert of gastronomy and produced all sorts of terrifying dark cuisine. But after decades of wandering in the universe, he now hated fish chips and salted fish cakes and sheep's blood.

Quill shook off his cheeks and ate hard, even for someone who had eaten Earth food as a child. His teammates were even more unsightly.

They didn't stop eating until everyone's belly couldn't fit it. And also expressed praise for the food of the earth.

"If they put us in jail and provide us with this kind of prison meal every day, I'm willing to stay here for a while. Hiccup~" Rocket Raccoon gave his opinion.

Gamora nodded in agreement. And Star-Lord said with some smugness, "Look, I said that Earth is a very attractive place!"

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The Illuminati bosses, who had been observing this group of people through the monitoring equipment, looked at the Guardians of the Galaxy who were eating and drinking in disbelief, and couldn't stir in their hearts for a long time.

Or Captain Rogers couldn't help but speak first, "They're the Guardians of the Galaxy? Aren't they really some of the Galactic Refugee Escapees, and how long have they not eaten?"

Li Jie touched his chin and thought seriously: "It should be that the food I made is too delicious." But even though I did it, the food was spicy. But eat so much in one go, and the super spicy pot is heavy oily food. So much chili so much oil, wait a little while. Tsk tsk. Li Jie's tone was self-explanatory.

Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes at Li Jie, you made this thing!

However, because of watching this group of people eat and drink, the bigwigs of the Illuminati are also hungry. However, because the time was in a hurry, Li Jie could only make a temporary fried pasta.

Well, not the Italian way of making pasta. There is no pesto, white sauce, red sauce or anything. It is a simple process of boiling the pasta until soft, and stir-frying the beef tenderloin slices and mushroom slices with the bell peppers, which have been slightly marinated in oil. Add a little garlic slices and black pepper to taste.

It's a bit like Cantonese-style fried rice noodles, but it's not exactly like it, it's probably a combination of East and West?

It's nondescript, but it tastes surprisingly good. Oil-consuming beef goes well with pasta inexplicably. It tastes like stir-fried rice noodles with beef with oyster sauce that are more chewy.

Everyone eats fried rice noodles together...... Cough...... It's fried pasta while watching Star-Lord and the others sit there and burp. Li Jie heard the praise of Star-Lord and the others for the earth, and he suddenly thought of something.

He was holding the fried noodles...... Cough...... Fried noodles...... Cough...... The spaghetti plate turned to look at Thor and asked, "Thor, you've been to quite a few places, what do you think of the food of the earth?"

"It was great, it was amazing. You can see by my size. Thor tugged at the fat around his waist with his hand.

Forget it, I don't want to see it. Li Jie silently looked away and continued, "I haven't asked you seriously, Thor. How do you feel about life on Earth? Is it any different from what you do elsewhere?"

Li Jie held the fried ...... The spaghetti plate asked earnestly as he took a bite of the noodles. Because he had just thought about a small problem, he seemed to have caught a small inspiration through the performance of Star-Lord and the others, but it was just a tail, and he needed more information and thinking to enrich this inspiration.

"If anything, it's that earthlings know better how to make themselves happy. Thor thought for a moment and then replied, "Earthlings know how to have fun with themselves. You've been to Jason in Asgard, and you've seen the way we celebrate joy. ”

"Dancing and gladiatorial fights, lots of drinking and barbecue, and chanting epics. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just that it's a bit monotonous over time. The earth is obviously a little more entertaining and a little more diverse. Thor's words made Li Jie nod.

Li Jay spent some time in Asgard, and Thor's words were really good. Let's just use food as an example, except for Asgardian fruits and melons. When it comes to cooking alone, there are generally two types of food cooking in Asgard: grilled meats and stews.

Of course, these two cooking techniques have been taken to the extreme in Asgard, and the resulting food is delicious. Li Jie absolutely does not deny this, and he does not think that his level of barbecue and stew can be better than that of the masters of Asgard.

But no matter how delicious something is, if it is repeated repeatedly, it will inevitably feel monotonous. Li Jie took out a piece of oyster sauce beef from his plate and threw it into his mouth, his brain thinking rapidly.

Li Jie still remembers a slightly dark joke in China about the Cantonese people: except for the airplane with wings, the four-legged one except the table, and the water swimming except for the submarine, there is nothing else that the Cantonese people do not eat.

Although it is slightly dark in nature, to a certain extent, it can show that Cantonese people are indeed omnivorous, and many things that seem to be inedible in other places are used by Cantonese people to cook and eat.

And why is that? Probably because Guangdong was barren in ancient times. There are few plains in Guangdong, and there are many saline-alkali lands near the sea, and there is a lack of innate conditions for large-scale farmland reclamation, and everyone will starve to death if they only rely on the grain produced in this province. In ancient times, transportation was also inconvenient, and the price of grain from other provinces must have been very expensive in Guangdong.

In order to fill their stomachs, the ancestors of Guangdong began to look for everything that could fill their stomachs. It doesn't matter if it's ugly or disgusting, as long as it can fill your stomach and not eat a bad stomach, then it's a good thing!

So in this case, the Cantonese have developed a variety of dishes that look incredible in other regions. Many people feel that things that cannot be eaten at all are served to the table by Cantonese people.

This is a kind of flexible development under the condition of relatively scarce resources. In other words, it is easy to understand: if you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be successful.

This eating habit has been passed down for hundreds of years to modern Guangdong.

Li Jie has been thinking about one thing, that is, how to make the earth civilization gain a foothold in this Haohai galaxy. Because he and the rest of the Illuminati are well aware of the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations.

In the absence of technical and scientific superiority, how can the earth survive in this universe through the weakest and most difficult years? This is a difficult problem before the people of the Illuminati Society.

Since it was the Illuminati who pushed Earth into the interstellar age, at least they couldn't leave it alone. And what Thor just said, as well as the content that Star-Lord and the others talked about during the meal, opened up an idea for Li Jie.

But now it's just an idea, and he feels he needs to think about it a little more. A pluralistic civilization that is forced to use various ways to have fun for itself because of material poverty, so as to anesthetize itself and allow itself to survive the hard years - the earth.

What kind of posture should she use to express herself in the cosmic age?

Because of material poverty, we need spiritual prosperity more and more. If you don't get along the way, you need to think about the other way.

Our culture is changeable and sensitive, but it has given birth to a variety of fierce ideological collisions.

Individuals with whimsical and crazy ideas are born in this world anytime and anywhere. If it were to be channeled, it might be a different force.

The term strength has never been used to refer to force alone!

Li Jie thought of this, put down the spaghetti plate, and said to Dr. Hank, "Doctor, give me a few Ma Yinglong, I think Star-Lord will need it in a while." ”

Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses, "Are you going to deliver them yourself?"

"Yes, because there are things I need to confirm. If they're really the Guardians of the Galaxy, maybe there's something they need help with. Li Jie said and turned to leave.

Looking at the back of Li Jie turning to leave, the bigwigs of the Illuminati Society were holding fried noodles...... Cough...... The plate of pasta walked up to the monitor. They looked at Star-Lord and the others, who were still laughing and laughing, and sighed that this meal was so delicious.

"Hey~. I don't know who sighed first. Followed by constant "hey~", "hey~", "hey~"

Captain Rogers touched the silver cross on his chest and prayed inwardly: "Guardians of the Galaxy, please be blessed."