Chapter 339: Alien Observation Project (Part I)
"So, how are you eating?" When Li Jie asked Star-Lord like this, Star-Lord Quill felt the urge to kill the person in front of him.
Quill gritted his teeth and said, "What do you say?!"
Li Jie touched his chin: "Seeing that you have all eaten, it should be quite appetizing." As an earthling, can't you eat spicy?"
The thing that Star-Lord is really ashamed to say is that he is indeed very spicy, and now he has a hot feeling from his stomach to Kikube. Spicy is a tactile experience rather than a taste.
So that's why Gamora scolded Star-Lord and these earthlings for being perverts before. Who wants to experience the pain after eating! Are all earthlings shaking M?!
The primary purpose of eating is not to fill your stomach, but the second is to taste the taste? Why make yourself uncomfortable? Experiencing the feeling of being roasted by a blazing fire, especially in a certain area, several members of the Guardians of the Galaxy now, including Star-Lord, are afraid to sit down.
"I'm not Mexican, I'm not Indian!" Star-Lord stared at Li Jie, trying to kill the hooded man in front of him. But it is clear that he is far from being an opponent of the other side after pulling all day now.
Even if you pull in the strongest combat power of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Drax, the Destroyer, it will not work.
Because the Destroyer is now lying in bed and chirping, and walking staggeringly. He pulled too hard because he ate too much, causing him to stay on the toilet for too long, causing his blood to not run smoothly now.
Comrade Li Jie showed 120,000 apologies for what happened to the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy and said: "I'm really sorry, you said that you are from the earth, I thought you could accept the taste of the earth." Doesn't that seem to be the case?"
Star-Lord didn't reply, he just stared at Li Jie like that. Li Jie waved his hand: "This is a small mistake in our work, and we won't provide so spicy meals next." And I have brought you healing gifts. ”
As he spoke, Li Jie handed over the prepared Ma Yinglong ointment to Star-Lord: "This thing is good for your chrysanthemum." Just apply it to areas that you don't feel comfortable with. Wear it externally, and never eat it. ”
Star-Lord Quill was skeptical about the Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids cream that Li Jie had brought, but he still followed. Because now everyone can only sleep on their stomachs. So what if the ointment really works?
However, Star-Lord had just grasped a detail from Li Jie's words: "What do you mean by the next food? Are you going to imprison us?"
This is the last thing the Guardians of the Galaxy want to foresee. What was supposed to be a happy trip home turned out to be like this. And speaking of which, Star-Lord has an important message to inform the Earth.
However, he is not going to say it for the time being, because he can't figure out whether this Earth Federation is real or an alien pretend. Maybe these people are the ones who invaded the Earth?
So when Li Jie and others were observing Star-Lord, Star-Lord and others were also observing Li Jie and others. Both sides are actually testing each other.
Quill had already made up his mind, if the current Earth had nothing to do with his former home on Earth, then he didn't plan to care about the Skuru buying the news that the Zitarians were going to invade Earth.
Li Jie still didn't know what the purpose of Star-Lord and the others was coming to Earth. So he directly asked, "What are you doing on Earth?"
Star-Lord waved his hand: "I was kidnapped by aliens when I was a child, and now that I have grown up, can I come back to the province?" Now that the Earth has established the Earth Federation and has stepped on Pluto, it seems that you have also come into contact with alien civilizations?"
At that time, Li Jie directly called the Venus Fleet the fleet of the Earth Federation, and he directly upgraded the Earth Federation, which was still working Earth to establish a starport, to the high-end atmosphere.
So in response to Star-Lord's question, Li Jie said noncommittally: "Sort of." ”
"Can we go to Earth?" was Quill's only concern, "Or are you going to expel us, or do you want to imprison us outright?"
"As for whether you can go to Earth? Li Jie sacrificed the magic weapon: "Only when the relevant departments sign and seal the consent, then you can step into the earth." You need to wait for the review before that. And you can only stay here during the review. ”
"So you're still imprisoned?" Star-Lord's tone wasn't very good.
Da Da, Li Jie knocked on the table a few times: "It was you who trespassed into the star field under the jurisdiction of the Earth Federation without notification. I'm just doing what I'm doing. And we're not putting you in jail. You have an area of activity, but it is restricted, and you can't leave until the authorities have permission to do so, that's all. ”
"Well, how long will it take?" Star-Lord resigned.
"The longest will not exceed one month of Earth time. Li Jie gave a relatively broad number, anyway, the length of time is determined by [the relevant departments].
It's not a long time, and Star-Lord Quill thinks it's acceptable. He took Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoids ointment and was ready to go and talk to his friends about the situation that he might have to live in this star port temporarily this month.
However, before Star-Lord could leave, Li Jie stopped him, "Wait, you said you were kidnapped by aliens when you were a child? How old were you then? How long ago was that?"
"Six or nine? It's a bit long, and my memory is a little blurry. And I never had a birthday since, I don't remember exactly. As for the time, I have been away from this earth for more than 20 years, and I can't tell exactly how much it is. The calculation of the universal calendar of the universe is completely different from that of the earth. ”
Li Jie nodded: "Then do you remember what cartoons or TV series you liked to watch when you were a child, and what games you liked to play?"
Star-Lord was a little confused, he didn't understand what Li Jie was trying to express, so he asked, "Does it matter?"
"For humanitarian reasons, and in order not to get too bored during this month, we are willing to provide some entertainment to pass the time. As I said before, we are not holding you prisoner. "Li Jie kindly looks like an angel.
The corners of Star-Lord Quayle's mouth twitched back and forth, and then made his own request: "Then bring me Nintendo's red and white machine, plus all kinds of games that have been released by Nintendo over the years!"
Li Jie: Nintendo red and white machine?
"Red and white machines can be given to you, but don't you want to try a new game console? "Li Jie is good at seduction.
PS: Asking for tickets for the new week