"Huh. Do you want me to write in the report that Director Chen was backstabbed by his son as a gift?" Liu Guanxi said: "The Inspiration King bribed the killer Fu Qing to set up a bureau to murder the director of the Life Saving Department, this is a very serious situation!"

"The King of Inspiration is a very persistent ghost, and I have a good idea of what he wants to do. Although this incident has something to do with him, he is not the person in charge. ”

"Isn't it the King of Inspiration?

"Who else could it be?" Chen Li said helplessly: "From the beginning, there was a friend hanging on the tree outside, don't you know?" ”

"It's the people from the security section. Recently, a batch of new models of long-distance cameras have been introduced in the bureau, and before they have been sent, the security department has called a few and said that they are conducting tests. Liu Guanxi took out a single piece of warehousing and showed it to Chen Li: "I think the people in the bureau didn't pay attention to him, I thought it was just a routine." ”

Chen Li looked at Liu Guanxi a little strangely, until he saw her cheeks flush slightly.

"What are you looking at? Didn't you just fall out of love?"

"You really like to be a second or fifth boy, and you sold the security department so quickly! Okay, I don't have any money, you know the bill of the life-saving department, and there is no money left!"

Liu Guanxi was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

"Although I also have some ideas, I didn't expect the Security Department and the Inspiration King to do something together!"

Only then did Liu Guanxi realize that something was wrong.

"Someone from the Rescue Bureau is colluding with the Inspiration King?"

Chen Li looked at Liu Guanci with the eyes of a fool.

"Don't you even know what Erwuzai means? Of course someone is raping!"

Unexpectedly, the next day, the garbage king came to the door.

"Director Chen, Miss Liu, hello to the leaders of the lifesaving department!" the garbage king nodded and bowed, and the dog-legged posture was on his feet.

"Director Chen wants a drink? Come on, I'll help you open the bottle." ”

"Miss Liu, sit here, I've already laid out the mat!"

"Miss Qiansi, this is the hottest Internet celebrity ice cream recently, and it is the heroine in the Golden Theater who is pestering to buy it at nine o'clock. ”

"Uh, this ......"

The garbage king tried his best, but he didn't expect an accident.

"My surname is Yang. ”

"Hehe, Miss Yang!" The garbage king quietly shed a drop of sweat on his sideburns, and took out a pair of earrings from a few pockets.

"This is what I picked up from someone else's cave...... It is a Taoist instrument obtained by chance, and it has the effect of concentrating and calming the mind, please Miss Yang don't dislike it!"

"Are you planning to bribe our whole family from the Rescue Department?" Do you look down on us with a bottle of drink and a mat against me and Ahri?"

"No, no, absolutely not!" the garbage king wiped his sweat and said, "I have admired the life-saving department for a long time, and I will never dare to offend!"

"Oh, so was it your twin brother or brother who sneaked in yesterday and was going to kill and set fire?"

"The director said that the elder brother is the elder brother, and the younger brother is the younger brother!"

"So you're entering our lifesaving office for the first time?"

The garbage king suddenly remembered that he was basically safe after yesterday, and it would be too unjust to be killed as a newcomer.

"Director Chen is discerning! The little demon's family has a thin bloodline, and there is actually only one little demon in the ancestral lineage. ”

"Aren't you the one who killed and set the fire?"

The garbage king couldn't stop breaking out in a cold sweat, took out a crumpled tissue and wiped it constantly.

"Stop playing, there's still a lot of business to do!" Liu Guanxi's face was haggard, and there were tiny bloodshots at the corners of his eyes. In order to write a report for yesterday's accident, Liu Guanxi stayed up all night for the first time, and wrote down the full stop just before dawn. It is very difficult to be a good Erwuzai, and the double Erwuzai is simply to put the Liuguan civet on the pot to fry, and when one side is cooked, you have to take the initiative to turn over and put the other side into the oil pot.

"What's the matter? What am I missing?" the Internet ghost Ah Tang emerged from the computer screen, expertly switching the show to the live broadcast of the cats.

Because of the nature of the previous offense, and because of the serious opposition of Liu Guanxi to opening up all permissions to a former convict, Ah Cheng only has access to the computer of the rescue department during working hours.

"There is such a good thing in the slot?" programmer Ah Cheng went offline, and the home little milk cat mode was activated. "I'm not going to do 996!

After returning from Xu Jiaying's fishing, computer engineer Ah Cheng said that he was confused.

By the way, although the punch card machine at the gate exists in name only, everyone in the life-saving department has a punch card record. However, except for Liu Guanxi and Yang Jingru, who honestly went to check in by themselves, everyone else used black technology.

"Wow, tall and strong, you seem to be a little handsome today, did you go to plastic surgery yesterday?" Ah Tang said casually, thinking that something seemed to be wrong, he quickly turned around and took a closer look.

"Huh, the more you look at it, the more pleasing it becomes, the more beautiful you look, and the uncomfortable smell on your body is gone. ”

Ah Tang arched at Chen Li's hand, and sucked his face with his nose.

"You're a human now!"

"What are you talking about, I'm originally human!" Chen Li pinched the back of the big flower cat coiled around his neck and hung it, taking the opportunity to rub her thick meat pad.

"Ah, rascal!" Ah Tang's figure flickered, and then appeared on the table: "Are you still a little ashamed of the illusion? Who is this? It's your new recruit?"

The garbage king ran over in three steps and two steps, holding a beautiful bell in both hands: "Cat senior, this is a small bell of filial piety to your evil thoughts, as long as others have evil thoughts about you, they will ring the bell as a warning, the most effective!"

"Yo, yes, the newcomer is very eye-catching and promising!"

Ah Cheng put on the evil thought bell, and when it was stinky and beautiful, the bell suddenly rang loudly. Looking down, the bell pulled the rope and floated towards Chen Li.

"Hehehehe, it's just a small Taoist device, where can it compare to iced black tea, right?" Chen Li glared at the garbage king fiercely and said with a sneer.

Oh no, I'm worried about the big guy!

The garbage king hurriedly presented the gifts that had been prepared a long time ago.

"This is a strange treasure that the little demon got by chance, and it can give birth to illusions and attract people to dreams. Whether it is the emperor's hegemony or the beauty of jade, as long as you want it, you can do it, and the magic is endless!"

The corners of Chen Li's eyes twitched, and he looked at the familiar appearance of the strange treasure and said, "That's really a heart!

The atmosphere is a little wrong, but it doesn't seem to be angry. What are the expressions of the cat seniors and Miss Liu, and why do you want to laugh and cry at the same time?

The garbage king couldn't figure out the situation in his heart, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "This treasure can turn all kinds of things into a dream, and play all kinds of things in the world, I call it the Great Dream of All Things......"

Before the garbage king could finish speaking, he was interrupted by laughter, and even the most reserved Yang Jingru couldn't help grinning.

"Pechoin didn't invite you to be a brand planner, it's really a shame, so I tore off the product stickers for me and then blew them!"

The Trash King smiled awkwardly.

"Well, this is just the mortal body before it was refined into a Dao weapon, and after it was smelted by the master, it became a great illusion dream......"

"Stop!" Chen Li interrupted the garbage king with a smile: "Honestly, which garbage heap did you pick up from?"

How could he be sure that the treasure had been recovered? Did he know something?

The garbage king said cautiously: "East Gate Recycling Station...... In the next alley. ”

Liu Guanxi's eyes when he looked at the garbage king became indescribable.

It's really a wrong name, no wrong nickname!

The garbage king was anxious, and cursed: "Although it is close to the recycling station, this is really not from the garbage heap!

"Okay, okay, I believe you, anyway, thunder can't kill you. Chen Li waved his hand to indicate that the matter was over.

The garbage king laughed: "Although it was picked up, the efficacy of this treasure is not exaggerated at all. This must be from the hands of a master, and it is likely to be the treasure of a small sect!"

The laughter that had just subsided a little became louder again, and this time even Yang Jingru couldn't hold it anymore, and fell down on the sofa with her stomach and laughed wildly.

"Yo, thank you for the compliment!" Ah Tang patted the stunned garbage king on the shoulder, and his beard raised to the sky: "Don't hide it, that master is me!"

？？？

The garbage king is full of question marks.

Liu Guanxi smiled and said, "Ah also has a gift, my gift can't be a mat, right?"

The garbage king hurriedly handed over the gift that was sweating in his hand.

"Little blue pen set, please smile!"

The delicate gift box is like a parade of troops, and the lipstick is arrogant.

"Huh, isn't this a new lipstick set!Do you know this?" Liu Guanxi was first surprised, and then hesitated: "Someone else threw the new lipstick in the trash?"

"No, no, this is absolutely brand new, and the payment slip is still in it!"

Liu Guanxi looked for it, and sure enough, there was a payment slip in the box.

"Cosmetics aren't all placebos! New and old aren't all garbage. ”

The Trash King slapped himself.

"Oh, how did I say what was in my heart!"

Liu Guanci's face darkened.

"Co-authoring is not garbage, you can't give it away, right?"

Of course, the garbage king lost his mind, not because he was mentally retarded, but mainly because the invisible majestic sword light shrouded him.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, it's not right for you to do this!" The Taoist with the long sword on his back climbed in through the crumbling window, and it was the Jianmei Daoist who had not appeared for a long time.

"Turn off the Mingxin Sword before you speak, do you think the room is not bright enough?"

The garbage king found that the light in the office was more abundant than the outside, which was very weird.

"If you don't need the Mingxin Sword, how can you be honest!" Jian Mei shook her head and turned off the special effects on the Dao Sword: "Don't come to be harmless, old friend!"

The Clear-Hearted Decision is a Dao Decision of the Daomen, which is mainly used for the purification of the mind before daily cultivation and self-reflection after cultivation. In fact, there is no specific posture for Mingxin, the one who is good at palm is Mingxin Palm, and the one who is good at swordsmanship is called Mingxin Knife, and the sword Meidao people use it naturally is Mingxin Sword.