Chapter 67 Gift-giving is a matter of decency

Although the Mingxin Sword is a Dao decision for self-cultivation, when it reaches the depths of difficulty, it will have an impact from the inside out, making the people around it unconsciously become honest. The so-called close to Zhu Zhechi, the Mingxin Sword is to suppress distracting thoughts, forcibly whitewash the hearts of the affected people, and become the same as the sword-wielding person.

"What you said is really to say that I was sick before, and now it's a normal situation!" Chen Li put up two fingers, the broken windows closed, and newspapers flew over to block the leakage.

"The Taoist technique is still alive, it seems that what Ahri said is true!"

"What do you mean, Aarba, the old lady will lie to you with fake news?"

"So, put away your Dao swordsmanship, or I'll have to fight with you!" Chen Li threatened.

"Damn! I didn't bring that much garbage!"

The garbage king, who had just gotten rid of the influence of the Mingxin Sword, slapped himself in the mouth again.

"By the way, you've been skipping work for a long time, I'm afraid that people won't recognize it, let me introduce you. Chen Li pointed to Yang Jingru, who was packing up her clothes and makeup, and said, "Xiao Yang, the new patrolman, is a good and conscientious employee. Good at using knives.,Natural vision.,If you're interested, you can play with her.。 ”

I had already recognized from the breath that the person in front of me was the owner of the dragon and tiger weather on the top floor of the dormitory, Yang Jingru obediently saluted and said: "Hello, I am Yang Jingru!

Hearing the hints in Chen Li's words, Jianmei certainly would not snub Yang Jingru, shook hands with her and said: "Born with a Dao body, the future is immeasurable!

"This is a telecommunication flying sword, as long as you input Dao power, it can be instantaneous and thousand-mile. It is very convenient to bring a message. ”

Yang Jingru thanked him and accepted it.

"Ye Qiansi, a ghost. After Xiao Li you saw last time left, she was the new No. 1 employee. Come and shake hands with the senior, he has something good for you!"

The entire ceiling fell and took on the form of a little girl before it hit the ground.

"Yin Jianmei, 32 years old. A descendant of the Gutan Sword Sect, he is good at Taoist swordsmanship. Single. Chisi raised her hands expressionlessly.

Is this a gift to me? Jianmei Dao people have a toothache. When Li Xian came to intern before, he didn't bring gadgets and lost a piece of Ning Shen Pei, but now it seems that the old thing is going to be repeated.

"Hello little comrade, Ah Chu, our rescue department is now Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, how many new people have you recruited to come in?"

"Yes, yes, how many people are there in our life-saving department?"

Isn't it written that there are only three people in this life-saving office? Why did so many demons and monsters suddenly jump out! The ghost who could possess the body had seen it before, and Fu Qing's fake death was the ghost she did. Which cat ghost died out of a lump? Did you get into it before me? And this fairy awe-inspiring big brother, why don't you come to work as a civil servant when you don't cultivate in the mountains and rivers? The most important thing is that we have no goods in our hands!

"The website information hasn't been updated for a long time, and now it's estimated that there are still three people. As for the actual situation, there are five people, and this cat belongs to the guilty meritorious service, and it is still in the investigation period. Chen Li lifted it up despite Ah Tang's resistance, and scratched it back and forth under his neck.

"It feels good, remember to take a bath more often to remove the smell of sweat!"

"I'm a ghost, it's a projection! Fuck your sister's smell!"

Jianmei Daoren thought about it for a while, and the Dao weapon on his body was not enough to give a gift even if he picked off his clothes. As a collection of single dogs, swordsmanship houses, and autistic patients, there is only one habitual sword on the Jianmei Dao people all year round, and the rest is the sword qi that has nowhere to be placed.

Desperate, what is it like to mix in a group of newcomers in a small group that was originally good, and I can't take out the posture of my predecessors to give red envelopes?

I saw Jian Mei Dao and said to Ye Qiansi with a pleasant face: "That, have the children ever played with flying swords......?

"What about the garbage collectors in my house? I bought a monkey for the New Year, which can fly, explode and glow, is it also a flying sword?"

As the saying goes, the person who is most familiar with you must be the most painful to stab you with a knife, Chen Li saw through Jian Mei's good impression of wanting to prostitute Ye Qiansi at a glance, and decisively exposed his conspiracy.

"Ugh. No, my flying sword can also be remotely unsheathed, and as long as the Dao power continues, it can fly all the time......"

"Remote-controlled aircraft? ”

"Can shoot sword light to attack the enemy!"

"More than 1.8 joules is not counted, and the violation is considered a gun!"

"It's starting to be spiritual, and you can keep it as a pet!"

"Pets are strictly prohibited. Chen Li said naturally while petting the cat: "Please consciously abide by discipline among colleagues!"

Jianmei was a little troubled.

"That, every morning, it will automatically unsheath to collect the essence of heaven and earth and condense it into spiritual liquid?"

Ye Qiansi suddenly became interested: "Is it delicious?"

Jianmei Dao people are like being amnestied: "It's delicious, it's delicious!

Ye Qiansi looked at Chen Li and stopped talking.

"You are a ghost, what kind of spiritual liquid do you eat...... Chen Li let go of Ah Tang and pulled Ye Qiansi over and touched his head: "Forget it, anyway, you don't have to worry about eating or drinking, just try it!"

"Thank you, uncle!" Ye Qiansi said obediently.

Jianmei Dao people inexplicably have a sense of seeing other people's children, but being able to pass the test is better than anything else.

"Good, good!"

The Jianmei Daoist pointed in the air, and a small sword far away at the bottom of the deep Tan of the Gutan Sword Sect operated at will, jumping out of the pool and breaking through the air.

"It's far away from home, so you wait. ”

"Actually, I wanted to ask you a long time ago," Chen Li picked up Ye Qiansi and put it on his shoulder: "You summon flying swords from the sect every time you fight, won't they beat you before you arrive?"

Jian Mei Daoren showed his sword and said strangely: "I have a sword in my hand, how dare they hit me?"

"Then why do you have to shake your sword so far away?"

"If you have a good sword, why not use it?"

"Can't you just whip people with this sword?"

"If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools......"

"Okay, I see, you're a mallet!"

Jianmei Dao is a rigorous person.

Rigorously disciplined, rigorously playing the role of seniors, and rigorously dealing with the enemy. Even though the three-foot iron sword in his hand was enough to cross the seas, he still chose to be careful.

If the opponent is good at Dao Technique, then use the Dao Breaking Sword. The opponent likes to play positional warfare, so use the Kaishan sword. If you run fast, the Jianmei Dao people will sacrifice the Meteor Sword to race with you.

Of course, before that, you will be suppressed by a mediocre iron sword and have to wait for the arrival of various flying swords, and then be targeted to defeat it again.

In general, it is very boring to fight with the Jianmei Dao people, so now it is the Jianmei Dao people who come to the door to find a fight.

Ignoring Chen Li's personal attacks, Jianmei Dao people hurriedly gave gifts everywhere.

"Ahri, this is the Yueyin Sword, the sword is born with seven orifices, and when it encounters the wind, it will sound when it encounters the wind, and the sword dance will become a song. ”

"Is it a singing sword or a flute that can cut people?"

"Soft dragon sword, sword like a swimming dragon, soft head and straight tail, bent Ruyi......"

"Isn't this meowing just a cat teaser?"

Ah Tang covered Chen Li's mouth and said that he liked it very much, and hurriedly sent it over.

As the Jianmei Daoist said his name, a flying sword cut through the pool and flew towards the rescue office.

"This is a steel cast sword, beautiful in style, classical in shape, capable of cutting trees. ”

"This is an ethereal sword embryo that can hold all kinds of sword qi. ”

Jianmei Dao and the garbage king took out gifts together, but the car crashed, and the atmosphere stiffened for a while.

"Hehe, those who see it have a share, fellow Daoists, please accept this thin gift. ”

"No, no, no, I'm a guest, how can I let the host break the bank?

"A tabula rasa, an iron sword, and a scrap iron that has been spiritually dispersed, you two don't be humble!" Chen Li couldn't help but complain.

The Jianmei Daoist and the Garbage King each accepted the gifts, turned to Chen Li and said, "This is the Ten Thousand Spirits Sword Embryo, which can cooperate with you to use various Dao techniques. ”

"This is an ancient sword from the hand of a master of swordsmanship, sharpening iron like clay!"

"Damn, even the name has changed, are you serious?"

Although he knew that he was stuffing garbage to himself, the various descriptions were subtle and not wrong, which made Chen Li feel an indescribable depression.

"Okay, now everyone has received gifts!" Jian Mei said with satisfaction, and by the way, she even looked at the garbage king a lot more pleasing to the eye: "Why are you here?

"I'm here to rely on the kiln...... Ah, it's not a move-in, it's not a ...... I'm here to submit my resume!"

The garbage king pulled left and right, pulling out a crumpled piece of paper from the pocket behind his butt. It seems to be the kind of old-fashioned toilet paper that is extremely rare with the touch of plant fibers.

Chen Li grabbed a corner and threw it on Ah Tang's face: "Do you smell it?"

"I'll say it again, I'm a projection! I can see and touch it, but I'm a projection!"

Ah Tang flashed to Liu Guanxi's side, expressing great indignation at Chen Li's behavior of harming others and benefiting himself.

"That trash!"

"Trash King, Director!"

“...... Is this a nickname or a name? That garbage, we are an internal recruitment unit, and we are not recruiting people for the time being, please go back!" Chen Li folded his hands and took out the professional expression of a civil servant: "We will notify you if there is new news!"

"Internal recruitment is good!" The garbage king said in surprise: "As long as I can enter the system, I am willing to do anything!"

"I'm sorry sir, we're not a garbage collection station here, we don't take garbage. Chen Li pushed the rags sent by the garbage king forward, righteous and stern.

"I'll take it! I like garbage the most! I want all the drinks and bottles and waste newspapers! I promise that in the future, our life-saving department will be clean and clean, and not a single hair can be seen!"

Chen Li and Liu Guanci glanced at each other and had a tacit understanding.

"Oh, the recent report has not been approved, Liu Bureau has some opinions on the processing position at the two ends of our three days and two ends, and a few days ago a document was issued specifically about what to improve efficiency and streamline posts...... "Liu Guanci looked very annoyed, and his eyes shook violently.

"I don't want money! as long as I can join the gang, I'll give you a day job!" the garbage king blurted out.