"Yes, Hugh Grant is London, and he's a standard Oxford accent, and he's a graduate of 'Oxford University'. ”

Lan Li's answer made Jimmy "aha", and happily made a seal clapping gesture, "Finally got it right." "Look down at the card," and say the name of the holiday. ”

"Jewish Hanukkah. Lan Li said the first word that popped into his head, and then Jimmy laughed, but he wasn't ready to go deeper, and then asked, "The name of the movie?"

"'Home-Alone'. After Lan Li finished speaking, Jimmy raised his head and looked at Lan Li incredulously, he never thought that Lan Li would say the name of such a movie, Lan Li spread his hands and said as a matter of course, "Hey, this movie is very, very modern, okay? I think anyone can like this movie." ”

Jimmy pursed the corners of his lips, "Fair enough." Belch...... Give me a verb ending in 'ing'. ”

"Oh, 'F'......" Lan Li made a lip shape, but this time he didn't make a sound, cut it off in time, held it back, and said to himself, "I can't use this word, Lan Li, wake up, wake up!" However, the audience had already laughed collectively, especially when they saw Lan Li's cute appearance of talking to himself, they couldn't laugh anymore.

Jimmy also reacted, "Jesus Christ, Lan Li, wake up, you are Lan Li-Hall, what the hell is wrong with you today?"

"Who knows? Maybe I'm at odds with you, so I've been making stupid mistakes, and I think it's better for me to stay away from this show in the future. Lan Li said with ease, and then ignored Jimmy's stiff smile and the burst of laughter in the room, and thought seriously for a moment, "Gyrating." ”

This word also means "twist/fart/share".

Jimmy held back his laughter very, very hard, while the audience laughed until they had no strength, even if they didn't know what the story of Jimmy's card was, Lan Li's answer had already outlined the sense of the picture - the sense of the picture made the facial muscles stiffen with laughter.

Jimmy glanced at Lan Li again, and Lan Li calmly met Jimmy's gaze, "What? Do you want me to say something more colloquial?"

"No, no, no, that's good, that's good, that's good. Jimmy waved his hand, "A distance, like ten miles or five feet." ”

"Ten miles or five feet, do you mean either?" Lan Li asked.

"No, I'm just giving me an example, you can give me a distance, any distance. Jimmy explained.

"Oh, I see, then, 0.5 millimeters. Lan Li said seriously.

Be quiet.

Be quiet.

Jimmy burst out laughing directly, and the audience applauded collectively: such a brain circuit is indeed not understandable to ordinary people.

Jimmy laughed so hard that he couldn't organize the language, and it took a while to calm himself down, "Give me a name for a country." ”

"Ukraine. Lan Li didn't know why she chose this country, but her mind popped up - wait, could it be because Edith went to Ukraine last week?

"An animal. Jimmy didn't follow up, just moved on to the next question.

"Badger. Lan Li once again said an unpopular answer.

Jimmy tilted his head, "I can't understand. "But it's normal to not be able to understand, isn't it?" ”

"Hufflepuff. Lan Li explained that the badger was the symbol of Hufflepuff House in "Harry Potter", and then saw Jimmy's loveless expression, Lan Li got back on track, "Line, well, this city needs a / enema!"

Jimmy's face/constipation was so difficult to understand where the line came from.

Lan Li looked at Jimmy depressedly, "Jack Nicholson's lines in 'Batman'?"

"Oh, oh, Joker. Jimmy reacted, and then said in confusion, "Did he say that line, God, are we watching the same movie?" ”

"It's the body part again? Wow, the sensitive/sensitive part needs to jump over, then...... Little toe. Lan Li gave an answer after talking to himself.

Jimmy didn't want to ask where the first part of his body was in Lan Li's mind, and he shook his head and couldn't help but laugh, "Little toe? Where the hell did this come from? I think I'm in Middle-earth right now." Jimmy cast his gaze at Lan Li and whispered, "When I'm at home, they all deliberately call me like this: Little Toe. ”

Lan Li also leaned over, "Oh, your handwriting font is really terrible. ”

"That's already a good thing, and I played extra well today. Jimmy whispered.

The two of them whispered two sentences like this, and the audience was left to the side, and the scene was joyful for a while, but fortunately Jimmy reacted immediately, "Children's songs?"

"'Twinkle, twinkle, shiny'. Lan Li scratched her head.

Jimmy writes earnestly as he asks, "Is there any particular reason?"

"I'm not sure, maybe it's because I overheard music in a toy store when I was walking by Fifth Avenue today. ”

"Oh. Adjective. Jimmy nodded.

Lan Li pursed the corners of her lips, "Mind-Bending." ”

Jimmy didn't say anything or react, just shook his head gently, slowly, and deliberately was silent for a moment before he looked up at the audience, "What a very, very interesting gentleman, I think, I don't have much interest in the life of a hereditary nobility now, and I always find it a little strange." ”

Lan Li kept smiling, facing the audience, his face was calm, and his upright gesture seemed to say: I don't mind the image being broken.

In fact, for actors, the last thing they need is a fixed image, because this is the beginning of the restriction of the play, Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp are the most direct representatives;

Therefore, even if the image of a gentleman is broken, Lan Li will not care.

Jimmy could now foresee the next "cutlery" and couldn't stop smiling, "I'm telling you, that's all there is to it, that's it." ”

Lan Li didn't say much, "Oh, so, is this the end of the show? Can I leave? Thank you very much for inviting me to be a guest." ”

Jimmy hurriedly said, "No, no, no, the excitement has just begun, let's get ready, equip the teleprompter, and then we can put it into the show." Jimmy couldn't help but scratch his head, "Actually, I'm a little sorry now, Lan Li-Hall, I'm actually going to act with Lan Li? God, it's a dream come true! But what if my performance is so bad?"

"Then our goal has been achieved. Lan Li took the opportunity to say - this is a talk show, entertainment-oriented, laughter and accidents are the real highlights.

The live recording was cut off again, and the second time it went into commercial break, and then Jimmy handed the card to the live crew and turned to look at Lan Li, "Do you need to memorize the lines?"

"Yes, I need to. Lan Li nodded in the affirmative with great seriousness, and then saw Jimmy's hellish panicked expression.

Lan Li didn't explain, and his expression diverted his gaze.

Jimmy wasn't sure, "Lan Li, wait, you're kidding, aren't you?" Even though this part wasn't recorded, the audience saw it with their own eyes, and the laughter rang out again.

Improvisational comedy, which is also part of the basic acting class, Lan Li and Jimmy are both veterans of battle, so naturally they will not worry, and they have been prepared in less than five minutes.

In order to allow the audience to better enter the situation and feel the charm of the sitcom, the two went to the studio next door, where a temporary scene has been set up, and after all the audience members are seated, the show recording can start again.

Lan Li and Jimmy sat on opposite sides of an inquiry table, simulating the scene of an inquiry room in a police station.

"Let's shoot!"

At the talk show scene, Lan Li instantly wore / crossed to the movie set.

Lan Li remained standing and tapped on the table, "Hey! I'm Sheriff Nagini. The first sentence made the audience burst into laughter, a name can create such an effect, and it is estimated that only Lan Li's brain hole can do it, "What's your name?"

Jimmy took off his hat and said, "Professor Javier." "Well, when "Harry Potter" meets "X-Men", it will be officially staged.

Patience, patience, but Jimmy still didn't hold back, and just laughed, and even the corners of his mouth with Lan Li rose—smiles are contagious.

Lan Li sat down across from Jimmy, "You were brought here today because you were suspected of committing a second-degree robbery. ”

Jimmy blinked, "Crumbs!" but the interjection was so wrong that he struggled to hold back his own laughter.

"That's right!" Lan Li also paused slightly, and the corners of his mouth rose to make him also on the verge of breaking the gong-it's not that his concentration is too poor, but that comedy should be relaxed and enjoyed, isn't it? Why be so serious? Therefore, Lan Li didn't deliberately restrain himself, "Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes!

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed like crazy, especially when Lan Li said the number "4229", he had a big tongue, and seemed to be trying his best to resist the urge to laugh, which was even more funny, Jimmy had already laughed directly, lying on the table, hiding his embarrassment of laughing completely.

"And, the crime scene is all your ass/stock/ass/mark. The lines were finished, but Jimmy didn't speak, and Lan Li didn't continue to speak, because both of them were on the verge of laughing, and Lan Li tightly pursed the corners of his mouth, but the problem was that once the laughter floodgates were opened, it was really not easy to hold back a smile.

What's more, there were 300 audience members and 50 staff members laughing collectively, just like canned laughter in a sitcom, contagious/sexual/full.

Jimmy is clenching his teeth: forbearance, forbearance, he has endured to the extreme, and if he relaxes a little, he may burst into laughter directly, especially when he sees his next line on the teleprompter, the hilarious premonition is even more unreserved.