"Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! stolen from Macy's! And the crime scene is all your ass/stock/egg/mark from you. ”

Such an absurd and spoofed "script", obviously this is the original intention of the show, but Lan Li's brain hole makes the whole script more and more ridiculous, and now under the interpretation of Lan Li and Jimmy, the two "comedians", that sense of absurdity is further amplified, and the whole studio scene is completely bursting with laughter.

Not to mention Jimmy, even Lan Li was hovering on the edge of laughter - not because of the script, but more because of the atmosphere of the whole recording scene.

If it is now in the West End of London, then even the most ridiculous script, Lan Li can perform it seriously, and when I was studying at the academy in the past, the students also wrote even more ridiculous and spoof scripts, but they still need to complete the whole play in a serious way.

But now that I am in the studio, the audience is laughing, Jimmy is laughing, and Lan Li himself has relaxed his emotions, and the joy is becoming more and more turbulent.

In order to keep the sitcom going, Jimmy is trying to hold back his laughter, once he has laughed completely, he may not be able to help it, and there is no way to continue the performance, he has to let himself hold back his smile for a long, long time, and finally find the feeling, "You are so tongue-talking!"

However, because the words are so ridiculous, Jimmy's performance becomes extremely exaggerated - because the body language can't match the lines at all, and in the end it can only be messed up, and he spreads his arms like a balloon man at the entrance of a mall, waving and waving his arms wildly, trying to rationalize the lines.

As a direct result, Lan Li always felt that Jimmy's back was full of fleas, and he sat directly opposite Jimmy, and he couldn't help but have a faint itch on his back.

Lan Li pursed the corners of his mouth, controlling his urge to laugh, and then saw Jimmy like a "black/human rap", raised his right hand and squinted his eyes to cast his gaze, licked his lips, seemed to be provoking and seemed to be flirting/playing, the pompous performance made the corners of Lan Li's mouth rise without holding back.

However, the years of acting experience from the stage play to the set still gave Lan Li a strong concentration, although the eyes and the corners of the mouth were slowly smiling, but still maintained his expression, glanced at the teleprompter, and continued, "Where are you on the night of Jewish Hanukkah?"

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

The audience burst into laughter, and the applause and laughter could not be stopped. Because the Jewish Hanukkah lasts for eight days - among the countless holidays, Lan Li chose to last eight days of Hanukkah, if Lan Li chose to fast, wouldn't it be even more funny?

Jimmy endured and endured, but after all, he still couldn't hold back, and laughed directly, laughing out loud, especially when he saw Lan Li's gradually straightened lip line, he tried his best to control the urge to burst into laughter, and the scene became more and more funny, which also made Jimmy laugh out loud.

Jimmy was already laughing until he broke down, and his forehead hit the table with his backward flip, and then he rubbed his head in embarrassment, laughing in pain and laughter, and then raised his left hand and began to break his fingers one, two, and three...... Eight days, eight nights, how the hell is this answered?

"Poof. Lan Li had reached his limit, and Jimmy's finger wrenching was clearly deliberately funny, and he couldn't help but wonder to himself how he thought of Jewish Hanukkah.

Jimmy finally finished laughing, "I'...... Ahem...... "laughed so hard that I choked on saliva," "I'm watching 'Home Alone', hahahaha." As soon as he finished speaking, Jimmy burst out laughing straight out again, watching Home Alone for eight days and eight nights? And watching a Christmas movie on Hanukkah? Is that really good?

The studio at this time can definitely be called miserable, the laughter of the audience and staff is too intense and too turbulent, and it has entered silent mode-

Holding his stomach and laughing silently, tears were about to burst into laughter, who would have thought that Lan Li's brain hole would create such a fierce contrast?

Not to mention the audience, even the directors and producers of the program team laughed collectively, the effect of this episode of the show was really good, so that they all enjoyed it completely.

Lan Li also realized the "conflict" he had created, pursed the corners of his mouth, and pursed the corners of his mouth again, but finally controlled his emotions, and continued, "So, why did the surveillance capture your figure?

Poof.

Patience and patience, Lan Li finally broke the work, when he told this line, he was always on the verge of exploding and tentative, and when he finally said "0.5 millimeters", he still couldn't hold back, and he laughed - such a permutation and combination of sentences is really too strong.

Jimmy couldn't bear it anymore, and he leaned back and forth laughing, and the whole chair began to shake violently, and the whole person danced hand and foot, as if it could be turned over at any moment.

Lan Li also sat in place like a fool, constantly shrugging his shoulders, the corners of his mouth uncontrollably raised on the ground, and the bright smile in his eyes was shining.

Just as Lan Li was about to continue to say the following lines, I don't know which audience member shouted next to him, "Spinning for eight days and eight nights", and then the picture of "spinning and jumping with my eyes closed" appeared in Lan Li's mind, and he directly lowered his head, and the muffled laughter resonated in his chest - and it was not a ballerina-like spin, but a pole-dancing twisting ass, and the picture was brought into Jimmy's face...... Lan Li really couldn't help it.

Jimmy, on the other side, was already killed, slumped in his chair, laughing until he had no sound or even strength.

In the end, Lan Li sorted out his emotions, and when his expression was completely broken, he continued this absurd comedy, "Very good, let's stop playing games in circles, where did you come from?"

Jimmy also rearranges himself, forcing himself to make a poker face, trying to answer, "U...... u......" But every time the first sound sounded, he couldn't help but want to laugh, and after three tries, he said, "Ukraine." This time, he used a Russian accent and in a second transformed into a Ukrainian.

The exaggerated tongue snapping sound is not in place at all, but it makes this sense of absurdity more and more obvious.

After saying that, Jimmy looked at Lan Li and burst into laughter, "Haha." "There's no way to hide it now, so it's a blatant laugh.

Lan Li was stimulated by Jimmy's suffocating accent, and had to turn his head to the side to hide his "amateur" laughter, but his back still revealed his secret, because he held back his smile too hard, Lan Li's cheeks were slightly red, and the roots of his ears could be faintly seen to be a little red.

Turning his head again, the sparkling blue gift in his eyes revealed a childlike excitement, such a blue ceremony that the audience had never seen, "As I guessed." You know, one of the best things about being a detective is that I can catch criminals like you and go home with my kids and my pet badgers......"

Speaking of this, Lan Li himself couldn't help but pause, the corners of his mouth were on the verge of rising again, and it seemed that he might laugh again at any time, but he finally controlled it, "And then say - this city needs to do a / enema / intestine!"

Hahahaha!

Who would have thought that the clown's lines were placed in this "script", and there was a sense of naturalness?

"Good, that's what I did. Jimmy finally came to his senses, continued the performance according to the script, and continued to speak in a Russian tongue-curling voice - but the accent was so bad that there was no way to tell what the accent was, "I did rob, and it was because I needed money so that I could afford a little toe transplant." ”

Jimmy hilarious.

Lan Li burst into laughter.

The two of them looked at each other like fools, and couldn't help but smile at all, so they burst into laughter stupidly, and with the money of four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes, was it enough for a little toe transplant......? What is Little Toe Transplant Surgery?

The most important additional information is whether there is any relationship between little toe and camel toe, if any, in Jimmy's body......

Is Lan Li's brain hole really an accidental coincidence? This is the third time, and the association in it really scorched the studio and everyone laughs crookedly, such a scene is like hell.

Even Lan Li and Jimmy realized that such an unexpected coincidence collided together, and the laughter really made people have no resistance, so both of them laughed.

"I guessed it a long time ago! I just said, I guessed it a long time ago!" Lan Li calmed down a little and quickly sprinted towards the end of the sitcom, "Every time I solve a crime, I like to sing this song twinkle and sparkle and sparkle ......" Not only singing, Lan Li also raised his hands to simulate the appearance of "twinkling stars", singing and dancing.

Jimmy also stood up and sang together with a dance, "The sky is full of little stars...... the two actually sang the whole nursery rhyme seriously, and finally, Jimmy stretched out his right hand, shook hands with Lan Li, bumped his shoulders, and expressed his admiration as if he was greeting a black/person, "Your voice is really perfect! Let people's souls be baptized, I really love you so much! You made me decide to change my ways in the future!"

Turning, Jimmy opened his arms to the audience, "Gentlemen, ladies, Ranley Hall!"

In the midst of the laughter, thunder, and standing up, Jimmy had to shout at his maximum volume, "The show is not over yet! Audience friends, the show is not over yet, don't go away, commercial! We'll come back after the commercial! Hey, this is not the end of the show, don't get me wrong!"

Roar, roar, roar!

Ahhh

Hahaha!

Laughter, applause, whistles, shouts, all the sounds converged into a ball, because the hilarity was too loud and crazy, the voices of the audience were hoarse, and even their bodies had no strength, but they still squeezed out their remaining strength again, and sent praise and praise to Lan Li and Jimmy!

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