Chapter 887: Deadpool's Crazy World (Part I)
When Cage opened his eyes again, his eyes were clear and focused, and the cruelty and cruelty in his eyes had all disappeared, "I.... It was like I had a nightmare. ”
Jones didn't speak, just hugged him tightly.
Li Kang came to Tony's side and asked him to open the confinement on Cage, and Cage was fine.
"Nightmares? You better do less nightmares like that, uncle! we almost died by you!" The Omega Kid was the first to recover, the young man was energetic, he rubbed the back of his head and came to Cage's side, "Uncle! I didn't expect you to be quite powerful, and you can cheer up in that situation, it seems that you really love this pot-bellied young lady." ”
Cage seemed to remember the affectionate encouragement that Jones had by his side before, and he sat up and hugged Jones, "Wife, I remembered, if it weren't for you this time, I would have been devoured by that monster, I love you, we must be together forever." ”
Jones nodded, and the two kissed passionately, and at this point there was only each other in their world, and the others were not there.
"I said aunt and uncle, there's a minor here," the omega kid quickly covered his eyes, but after less than three seconds, he began to peek through his fingers, "Oh, is this the legendary French kiss? Wow, it's so tight, how do you breathe?"
The couple has just experienced a life and death parting, now don't say it's just a hot kiss, it's normal to go to open a room immediately, they are legal couples, but the Omega kid is asking endlessly next to him, and this guy sleeps when he is in class, and at this time he has the energy to learn.
Li Kang walked behind him and punched him the head, "Your light bulb is nuclear energy, you have to look at the atmosphere if you are studious, don't your conscience hurt if you make trouble for others at this time?"
"I'm still a child, I have no conscience," Omega Kid said confidently, "Uncle Kang... Do you know how they breathe? I'm really curious, they've been in this state for almost three minutes, and I can't even do it for a minute if I hold my breath. ”
"Call me Brother Kang, dare to call me uncle again, I'll kill you!" Li Kang punched again, he pulled the omega boy back, "Are you an idiot? What's on your mouth?"
"Haha.... Kangda... Brother, don't you even know this? Of course it's the nose," the Omega Kid was stunned for a moment, and he said in annoyance, "Well, you're right, I'm an idiot, of course they breathe through their noses, but it's okay, I've learned a valuable lesson today, and from now on, the French Love Saint of the mutant world is born!"
Omega Kid raises his hand in a triumphant pose.
"If you don't change your addictive character, I'm afraid you're destined to be a single dog in your life," Li Kang said with a wicked smile, "I'm afraid you won't have a chance to use these tricks in your new life." ”
Omega Kid raised his phone, "I'm a diligent and studious person, these are all my study materials, with this holy book of love, I will definitely be invincible, you just wait to slap your face." ”
Li Kangtan snatched the phone in his hand, opened it and saw that there were some videos and photos of couples making love, and he said staggeredly, "Wow, boy, you're a voyeur, aren't you, what's the mess here?"
"Give it back to me, give it back to me quickly!" The Omega Kid struggled to get the phone back, but when his ability touched Li Kang, he was blocked by an invisible wall, and the deity was even worse, just a little kid, Li Kang held him with one hand, just like a chicken.
Just curious about Doctor Strange passing here, the rest of the people went to visit Cage, Doctor Strange was going to dispense some medicine, after such a toss, Cage's body is very weak now, but next, he still needs to make a sacrifice, so he needs some medicine, although there are personal doctors in Stark Manor, but it is certain that they can't help much.
Tony knew that Doctor Strange was an authority in the white magic world, and the next thing he needed to do was to perform an operation on Cage to extract an antidote from his body that could cure the madness factor, the problem was that Cage's skin was indestructible, it had reached an incredible level, there were very few substances in this world that could penetrate his skin, and there was a gang leader named Rattlesnake who had injured him with a special Zeta bullet, but that was a long time ago.
At that time, Cage did not take a long time to gain the ability, and he was still in a growth period, and now his skin is Erdman metal and vibranium It is difficult to hurt him, if Tony's method is used, using a vibranium drill bit to drill a hole, it will make Cage suffer unimaginable pain, because he can't give him anesthetic, and after drilling out of the hole, how to stop bleeding and stitches is also a problem.
Doctor Strange thought that there was a kind of wine from the mysterious ancient East in the sanctuary, which could make people drunk and dream to death, this kind of wine ordinary people would sleep for three days when they smelled it, and a sip could get people drunk to death, he asked Tony how big the hole would be, Tony said about a centimeter or so, Doctor Strange nodded, this kind of wound can be treated with the special wound medicine made by the Holy of Holies to stop the bleeding, so he planned to open the portal and return to the Holy of Holies.
Doctor Strange was thinking that he still needed to get some other medicines so that Cage could recover as soon as possible, just as Li Kang dragged the Omega Kid over, he heard the conversation between the two, and glanced at his phone curiously, "Wow! What spicy eyes! If you don't learn well at a young age, you can learn from others to peep? ”
"You have misunderstood, I am observing and studying this knowledge, I am holding the heart of a student, and these precious learning materials photographed are definitely not voyeurism! Only people with filthy hearts like you will think that this noble learning behavior is voyeurism!" The Omega Kid screamed and wanted to snatch the phone back, but he didn't succeed in facing Li Kang alone just now, and now with a Doctor Strange, he used his Omega-level mind control ability, and the two bigwigs were like no one, no one let him control it, but he used too much force and almost fainted.
"Kang, look at this young man is really promising, voyeurism is so fresh and refined by him, what a talent, I think this kid male hormones are too developed, your lover is all over the world, why don't you teach him to do both, after he grows up, he really becomes a pervert, haha... I still have business to do, so I won't mess with you. Doctor Strange smiled and walked away.
"Give me back the phone!" The Omega Kid took advantage of Li Kang's distraction and jumped up to grab the phone, but before he could install X, the phone turned into a brick.
"Young man, you are still too tender, the real mobile phone has been put away by me, be respectful when talking to me in the future, otherwise I will post the content of your mobile phone on the Internet, let your little perverted voyeur become famous, and see how you meet people in the future." Li Kang took out the mobile phone in his pocket to show off, and put it back again.
"You.. What kind of hero are you bullying children?" The Omega Kid was trembling with anger, and the Omega-level mutants, who were usually full of tricks, were about to go crazy when they were played by Li Kang.
"Didn't I warn you to be careful when you speak, and don't you always wish we could treat you like an adult? Why are you still unhappy when I grant your wish?" Li Kang picked up a handful of Omega Kid's hair and shook his head with a sigh, "It's pink... Why don't you dye it rainbow-colored, if you oily and powdery boy go to prison, you will be kept in custody within three days. ”
"My hair is naturally pink!This is a symbol of my Omega-class mutant status!" Omega Kid reached out and slapped Li Kang away.
"I think you're a symbol of your natural voyeur pervert! Li Kang pointed to Deadpool who was walking over, "See who that is? That's the world's most famous slut Deadpool, I'll tell him about you, and tomorrow the whole world will know that you are a pervert." ”
Deadpool's name is thunderous, and he is said to be an acquired human with mutant genes... Logically, he is a mutant, but neither the X-Men nor the Mutant Brotherhood recognize him as a mutant.
According to Magneto, those who have the X factor of mutants in their bodies and have awakened their abilities can be called mutants, and Deadpool fits these two points perfectly, but Magneto approves of slapping himself in the face and refuses to admit that he is a mutant.
The Omega kid tried to enter Deadpool's brain, which stabbed a hornet's nest, Deadpool's brain is highly poisonous for psychic people, and as soon as he entered, he was stunned by the chaotic and boundless scene in front of him, this world of consciousness is like someone stirring heaven and hell into pieces, and then gluing them together with 502 glue, and then pouring a bucket of chocolate sesame peanut butter, why are these three things mixed together? He doesn't know how to describe it, anyway, it's yellow and dirty...
In this chaotic whirlpool after lump, there was a twisted biscuit house, and a piece of the sun with a lewd smile in the air emitted a yellow light in the air, but I don't know what the principle was, it turned green when it hit people, and the sun was not round at all... A ridiculously large Deadpool leper dog shook his head and tail, grabbed Omega Kid's clothes and walked into the cookie house.