Chapter 888: Deadpool's Crazy World (Part II)
Omega Kid was confused, he followed Deadpool Dog to the front of the weird cookie house in a daze, and suddenly a shriveled sunflower in front of the house suddenly turned around, and the sunflower's flower plate was also Deadpool's face, "Hahahaha.... Boy, don't go into this house, there's very, very terrible stuff in there, it's going to eat you up and wipe you clean, even your bones. ”
"Ahh
This is terrible, if I don't get it right, I'll be trapped here, if I fall into the subconscious, I won't be able to get out of my life, Omega Kid is secretly anxious in his heart, this dog can't speak, and finally met someone who can communicate, it turned out to be a sunflower, Deadpool Sunflower said that there is danger here, I will ask what the danger is first.
In fact, the Omega kid is still inexperienced, his ability is strong enough, but it is useless to face a person like Deadpool no matter how strong his psychic ability is, as soon as Professor X came in, he immediately escaped, and even then he was weak for a long time, he actually followed Deadpool Dog in, in fact, there is no subconscious or subconscious in Deadpool's conscious world, everything has been mixed together.
If you have experience, you will run out right away and you will not fall into it.
"What the hell is in here, can you give me a spoiler. Omega Kid asked tentatively.
"Haha... The cookie house belongs to the crazy Deadpool Witch, as long as you go in, you will be roasted into a roast pig by her, and eat it bite by bite, she likes to eat you like this kid with fine skin and tender meat, haha...."Deadpool Sunflower trembled with laughter, and suddenly his throat was stuck, and he wanted to clear his throat with a pair of dry leaves, but the leaves were too short for him to reach, "Yes... Can you help?"
Omega Kid knocked it a few times under the face, and although it felt a little disgusting, Deadpool Sunflower was a kind person... Flower, after it gasped a few times, it said gratefully, "Boy, you are not bad, although your face is annoying, but your nature is good, then I will tell you one thing, you can't go back, but there is only one way forward, that is, in this cookie house, but you can't find a way out when you go in, if you don't want to die, just stay here with me, with me and Deadpool Dog with you, it's good for us to stay like this together." ”
"Wang!" Deadpool bites the corner of Omega Kid's coat, a pair of clear eyes staring into his eyes, as if telling him that the best option is to listen to Deadpool Sunflower.
But Omega Kid couldn't be willing to be trapped here forever, so he strode to the front of the biscuit house, slammed the door open, and an unstoppable suction came from inside the door, sucking him in at once.
After the world turned, Omega Kid found himself turning into a pie, in front of which an old woman's Deadpool was gobbling up the pie in front of him, and every time he ate a pie, he had to drink a glass of wine redder than blood.
Maybe it was really wine, and Omega Kid couldn't figure out why she could swallow all the food while wearing a mask, which must be the Deadpool witch in Sunflower's mouth.
"Ahh You idiot kid Deadpool went to the witch's cookie house and ate it, now it's okay, you eat my house, I'll eat you!wahahaha." Deadpool Witch laughed loudly.
"Wow wow.... I want mom...."A pie next to the omega kid, well... The pie also had a Deadpool face, and it cried bitterly, "I want Mommy... I want Daddy...."
"Shut up!" Deadpool Witch poked Deadpool's pie with a fork, "Your mother is already dead, you were only twelve years old at the time, your father is a damn drunkard, his feelings for wine bottles are deeper than for your son, and if you quarrel again, I will eat you first!"
"Oh . . . What the hell is this, is this a nightmare?" Omega Kid tried to cover his painful head with his hands, but unfortunately he had no hands anymore, and now he was a rotten pie with a round, flat, and baked side.
"Maybe it's a nightmare, maybe not, who knows, anyway, I'm just a pie, and pies don't need to think about it so much," the other pie also spoke, this voice, this tone is Li Kang alive, there is even a Li Kang pie here, but it is also something in Deadpool's consciousness, Li Kang pie sighed and said, " However, if I really want to be eaten, I really hope that I can choke the old immortal to death, eat it if I want, the old immortal muttering is really torturous, and the broken fork is always poked around, Lao Tzu is about to be poked by her. ”
"Kang . . . Big.. Brother?" The Omega Kid almost made another mistake, but fortunately, at a critical moment, he swallowed the word uncle back.
"That's right, it's me, who are you?" asked Li Kang Pie rhetorically.
"I'm your good friend, you said you would cover me for the rest of your life, we are two brothers in the world, I am the smallest, you are the bigest, I call you a big brother, you take care of my safety, big brother..."
"Uh... I don't remember having such a little brother as you, but it doesn't matter, since you call me Brother Kang, I will definitely take care of you. Li Kang said decisively and righteously.
Optimum Kid breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, anyway, now there was a pie willing to help him, at least not alone.
"Well, all three pies look bad... It's a hard choice, so who should I eat first?" Deadpool Witch poked and poked with her fork, it was clear that she had chosen the syndrome, and now she didn't know which one to eat first.
"Eat the two of them!" Li Kang Pie suddenly shouted, "My noodles have long been rotten, the meat filling in me is all dead crow's meat, it's not delicious at all, I just inquired for you, both of them are cakes made of fine California noodles, and the filling is the best beef, especially this boy with glasses, his meat filling is the best Kobe beef, keep you to eat one and want two! Believe me!"
Nima! The Omega kid has 10,000 drafts in his heart, he has never taken the initiative to recognize his eldest brother so actively in his life, and as a result, he was sold as soon as he turned his head.
"Really? Then you're welcome. Deadpool Witch picks up Omega Kid with her fork and throws it into her mouth, "Uh-huh... Sure enough, the meat is tender and the gravy is sweet... It's delicious...", she laughed with satisfaction.
Suddenly, a bullet came in from the outside, piercing a large hole in Deadpool's head, and Omega Kid was spit out, and then changed back to his original form, but the clothes on his body became one by one, like a grass skirt.
A woman dressed in Deadpool walked in from the door, her body was very hot, and she was blown up by a flying missile, as if in the blink of an eye, this place became a battlefield, and all kinds of Deadpools appeared out of thin air, using various weapons to bombard each other.
When the melee was at its most intense, a huge shadow suddenly appeared in the turbid sky, this shadow was bigger than the earth, looking from the shadow, the omega boy looked up, the shadow was exactly the same as the planet devourer who came to the earth before and wanted to devour the earth, the oldest god in the universe lived by devouring the planet, and the last time was driven away by all the heroes on the earth.
"Swallow... Star.... Die... Serve..... Hungry... ....." shadow breaks through the clouds, and sure enough, it's not the Planet Eater, but Deadpool Eater, because he has a Deadpool face.
The Omega Kid is really going crazy, bullets are flying all around, Deadpool Devourer opens his big mouth, swallows countless Deadpools into it, and everything is about to get out of control.
At this moment, a halo appeared above Omega Kid's head, and a hand reached out from the aura, grabbed his neck, and pulled him out of this madness, and a dazzling white light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already back in his body.
One of Li Kang's hands emitted white light, he took off a glowing glove and put it back in the inner pocket of his trench coat, "Boy, you really dare to die, if I make another three seconds late, you will be trapped forever, how dare you are? Deadpool's brain is also something you can play with?"
"I... But..."The Omega Kid, who has always been able to speak well, was on his toes for a long time.
"Don't talk, just give you a lesson, don't get carried away with your ability to break a little bit in the future, this world is as strong as a cloud, you go and ask Professor X, does he dare to enter other people's consciousness as casually as you? ”
"You mean, Deadpool has turned his subconscious into a weapon, too?" Kid Omega recalls his previous experience in Deadpool's conscious world, and his mind chuckles, and he almost vomits on the spot.
"Deadpool, he's a special case, and if you can't tell he's crazy, you're a real fool. Li Kang took out a piece of chocolate and handed it to the Omega Boy, "Eat it, your face looks like you're about to die." ”
Deadpool walked over at this point, and he said to Li Kang, "What are you going to do here? They were going to take blood from Cage, and Wanda asked you to come over and help." ”
"Okay, I'll go over now. Li Kang nodded.
Deadpool turned his head and glanced at the Omega Kid strangely, "Strange, I always feel like I've seen you somewhere, I don't know why, when I saw you, I immediately thought of Kobe beef, did we see it in a pie shop." ”
"Vomit...!!" Hearing the words Kobe beef and pie, the Omega Kid couldn't hold back any longer, and he squatted on the ground and vomited.