Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Salted Fish Remains
Putting the Hammer of Thunder on the toilet seat in the morning when Lee Kit needs to go to the toilet is just some good-natured joke from Thor. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Take advantage of the Thunderhammer's properties: no one but Thor can lift it, not even as powerful as the Hulk.
Thor has been playing a lot of good-natured jokes with Lee Kit lately.
1: Put the Thunder Hammer at the door of the room when Li Jie was at the door, so that Li Jie was trapped in the bedroom and couldn't get out, and the only way to get out was to either tear down the door or jump from the second floor. So the community where Li Kit's family lives can see a strange scene recently.
A resident who bought a two-story cottage jumped out of the window on the second floor of his room every morning. Surprisingly nimble and balanced, he didn't get hurt.
"Ha, haha. I'm just practicing the basic moves of parkour, don't worry about me. Li Jie said this to his neighbors who were a little concerned, and he had a smile on his face. Well, probably a smile.
2: Put the Thunder Hammer on the driver's seat of Li Jie's hovering sports car, and the position is just right, usually in the middle of the seat. If Li Jie doesn't mind, he can use a half-squat position to drive.
Of course he can't drive too fast, and he can't brake suddenly, as for why?
3: "Where's my checkbook?!" Li Jie frantically found his checkbook. As the owner of Marvel, he is also quite valuable now. The checkbook can write cash checks of at least $5 million or less, which Citibank will exchange.
So after the cheque book was lost, he was still in a hurry.
Well, guess ~ what is the little book pressed under the gray hammer?
Trust me, these are Thor's well-intentioned jokes. There was no retaliation, and because Li Jie had forced him to eat unpalatable diets, and forced him to throw himself in the pool when he was forced to lose weight, if he didn't meet the standard, he would use a machine gun to shoot or something, it didn't matter at all.
Look at Thor's sincere eyes, what he said was true. But do you dare to open your glasses and speak?
Oh, by the way. Thor's weight has not been lost, and he is still 130 kilograms, but his body fat percentage is a little lower, which makes him look less fat than his real weight.
But anyway, there is still a gap with the transformed Thor, and ordinary people can't recognize it.
But after Thor holds the Hammer of Thunder and transforms into the God of Thunder, his appearance will also change, and he will become his original strong appearance.
"This is a brief shaping of the body with divine power. This consumes a very small amount of my divine power and makes some changes to the structure within my body. The plasticity of the god's body is much higher than that of mortals. A fat man with salted fish lying on the couch, watching "The Jimmy Feather Show" and eating popcorn, said.
"Can you put your belly away for me now?" I look a little greasy. Li Jie stroked his forehead and said.
"Why?" replied a salted fish from Asgard (or Alaski), "don't you know that is tiring? ”
"You're a god!" Li Jie clenched his fists.
"Oh, probably. I don't really care about that right now. A certain Alaskan chewed on a creamy chocolate-flavored popcorn.
"Don't you want to go on a date with Christine?!" Li Jie told himself that he needed to calm down.
"Oh, she doesn't really care. She thought I was good like that, and Christine didn't want me to be too thin. A certain obese electric eel changed its position as it lay on the couch.
Li Jie felt that his blood pressure was starting to rise, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat you, Lao Tzu would have killed you a long time ago!
Li Jie shook his hand fiercely and left the living room occupied by thunderballs. He's worried about his future, hey~ What will Odin do if he sees Thor like this? Will he kill me? Li Jie is not sure, now he lives one day at a time.
Fortunately, Lan still comforted him: "Don't worry, if Odin really wants to kill you, the ancient one mage will definitely save you." ”
"Really?" Li Jie felt like he had grasped a life-saving straw. Gu Yi Shao is a great power that can tie with Odin. With him, he will be safe if he keeps himself.
"Really, the Ancient One will bring you back to Earth while you still have a breath to go, and then send you to Osborne Medical Center. Arashi said very seriously.
Li Jie felt a faint sorrow welling up in his heart. It is the reluctance of the spring flowers to fall, and it is the sad cry of the summer insects when they are dying. It is the sorrow when the autumn leaves fall into the earth, and it is the sadness of the winter snow.
Well, after the Battle of New York anyway, everything else is fine except for this incident. Most of the things developed according to Li Jie's original expectations.
One of the more concerned things is the condition of the little girl Penny. Her operation was a success, and Dr. Otto managed to save her.
But Lee Jay and Thor didn't know that in this operation. Strange, who they had not been optimistic about before, actually made a move.
(Thor didn't see Strange when he went to the medical center.) After all, he was dressed in a tight surgical gown, and his back was still facing Thor. Thor couldn't think of Strange at all, he thought it was the other doctors in the medical center who helped Dr. Otto with the operation. )
"Isn't there really a need to tell anyone else?" Dr. Otto had asked Strange before he left.
"No, there are a lot of things that don't need to be announced. Strange shook his head: "I've figured out a lot of things about this operation. Maybe something really needs someone to do. It's either me or you. There's always someone to carry it. ”
Strange said this in understanding, patting Dr. Otto on the shoulder and turning away. So this matter was not mentioned by others, it was like a wave in the river, fleeting.
Li Jie and Thor went to see Penny, who was recovering from a serious illness.
Because this child is very fond of jellyfish, Li Jie also got a batch of precious Ise peach blossom jellyfish from the East through a relationship. It was fed up in a small aquarium and placed in Penny's hospital room.
The little girl couldn't move her eyes when she saw these beautiful peach blossom jellyfish.
"Wow! this looks better than a jellyfish caught by SpongeBob SquarePants!, so good! so good! What a beautiful jellyfish!" the little girl's characteristic high-decibel voice, Penny's excited incoherent voice.
It's also a good thing to just be able to make a little girl happy, and it's a good thing that an innocent little life is saved.
And just when Li Jie had just finished dealing with Penny's affairs at the medical center, his assistant at Marvel called over.
"Hi ~ boss. Someone wants to see you, and I think you might need to come to the office right away. His assistant said with a sly voice.
Li Jie frowned and asked, "Who is it?"
"Michael Eisner!" the assistant's tone was a little agitated.
But Li Jie was unconsciously asking, "Who is that?"
"Oh, Tinna!boss, Michael Eisner!He's the president of the Disney Group!The world's top entertainment industry!The king of Hollywood!" The assistant didn't know Li Jie's tone: "Come back boss, Michael Eisner is waiting for you in your office!"