No matter how Li Jie pretends to be cowardly, there are things that should come anyway and can't be avoided. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Odin was so enraged that he almost wanted to destroy the Earth, but was stopped by the Ancient One. But by preventing this apocalypse, Odin's anger could not be vented.

However, under the reminder of the Ancient One (Ancient One: ?) Odin thought of the culprit of this matter.

Who made his son like this? That man should be standing in his palace right now.

I was simply blinded by dragon oil, and I was actually ready to reward this guy at the beginning.

The only reward that can be given to this guy called Nightkin now is a million volts! When the Rainbow Bridge opens, the Ancient One and Odin set foot in Asgard at the same time.

Odin shouted, "Ganganir!" A spear with the power of thunder and lightning pierced the sky, and fell into Odin's hands with great might. This is Odin's weapon, and the Thunder Spear is also known as the Gungnir of the Eternal Spear.

As the god of thunder and lightning, Odin pursues a philosophy: there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by electricity at once, and if there is, then increase the voltage!

For Odin, there is almost no upper limit to the voltage, so Odin has always persuaded people with (matter) reason, and the problems that can be solved by Tao (matter) theory are never too many BB.

Just as he did now, he shouted as he strode into his palace with the Eternal Spear in hand, "Get out of here, Nightcrawler!"

Li Jie, who was already trembling because of Friggia's gaffe, heard the roar of the king of the gods of Asgard, and couldn't help but swing his legs. It's not that I'm not strong, it's that the enemy is too strong. Li Jie wailed inwardly.

And the Ancient One was following Odin, so he naturally wouldn't simply sit idly by, but the Ancient One now had a playful smile on his face. Anyway, with him, it is enough that Li Jie will not have an accident and will not die, and Odin's anger will always come out. Don't let Odin send a thunderstorm on Earth that affects the whole world.

And just when Odin was making trouble for Li Jie, Thor and Rogie also returned to the palace. Because of the impact of Thor's return, the original triumphal ceremony could not be carried out. Rockie hastily commanded his men and ended. And today all the subjects of Asgard are stimulated like never before. Anyway, there will be a lot of people who can't sleep tonight.

When Thor and Rogie returned to the palace, they saw such a picture.

The power of the Eternal Spear flashing with purple thunder of destruction was pressing against Li Jie's neck, and Odin looked at Li Jie with an angry face. And Li Jie's face has a standard smile, which looks neither humble nor arrogant (maybe a flattering smile, but Thor is not sure).

Frigga was sitting weakly in a chair on the side, and Valkyrie was standing on the side, not daring to move. The ancient one stretched out a hand and sent out magic fluctuations, ready to save the scene at any time, but it seemed that the Supreme Mage was not in a hurry.

Li Jie smiled at Odin reluctantly, but in fact, the clothes behind his back were soaked with cold sweat: "Respected King of the Gods, I am very happy to meet you." But Asgard's hospitality is a little too welcoming. Is it necessary to be so enthusiastic that the lights are flying?"

Odin stared at Li Jie, "Look at the good things you did!" he pointed to Thor, who had just walked in from outside.

Li Jie took a step back without a trace, keeping a certain distance from Gangnir, who was exuding the power of thunder.

Li Jie glanced at Thor and said, "King of the Gods, Thor has raised the Hammer of Thunder. He did learn to be humble. I think you should know that. ”

Odin was furious: "But look at the way he looks now!"

"Thor is a god of martial arts, not a god of dance. It doesn't affect his combat effectiveness, does it?" said Li Jie, borrowing the words of Frigga just now.

At this time, Frigga who had been sitting in the chair and not moving stood up, and the Phantom Queen saw her own son returning, and walked quickly in front of Thor. Rubbing Thor's chubby face with both hands, "Oh my God, Thor, what have you eaten on earth?!"

"Hey, Mom, hey, Mom. Thor tried his best to avoid Friga's ravage: "Don't do this, Valkyrie and the Ancient One are still here, you can't rub my face like this.................." Thor wanted to say something, but because Frigga rubbed his face, his voice was distorted, and no one could hear what he was saying.

Both Li Jie and Odin set their eyes on Frigga who was rubbing Thor's head. Li Jie inexplicably felt that this picture was somewhat familiar, could it be the legendary [angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs]?

"Look, doesn't Thor look kind now?" Li Jie's eyes were closed when he said this, because the thunder and lightning on Gangnir were too harsh, not because he couldn't open his eyes when he was talking nonsense.

"God King Odin, when you asked Thor to entrust him to me, you didn't say that you would help Thor control his weight. Li Jie's eyes are now open again.

"Speaking in good conscience, isn't it enough for Thor to be able to lift the Hammer of Thunder now. I'm done with Asgard and Earth's diplomacy. You can't violate your conscience, you're reasonable!"

Odin: "It's not as simple as getting fat!, it's Thor, and Asgard's Thor shouldn't be like this!"

However, Gungnir's electric glow weakened a little, Li Jie used his purple thunder power to cover his fingers, and quietly flicked Gungnir's spearhead, keeping this sharp thing away from him: "You just met Thor, and he still has many new advantages that you haven't seen." There is a saying on the earth: judge people by their appearance, and lose their sons. ”

The Ancient One Mage had finally seen enough of the drama at this time, and he stopped Odin and asked him to take back Gangenir: "Okay, Odin, at least you need to know the current Thor first." Maybe things aren't as bad as you think. ”

Odin OS: It's not as bad as I thought? I'm just afraid it's worse than I thought!

Luo Ji also helped Li Jie at this time: "Father, at least prepare an afternoon banquet first." At least Thor is back and has raised the Hammer of Thunder as well. At least I won a battle, didn't I?"

Loggie's words finally made Odin temporarily retract his desire to kill Li Jie, at least not today. Today is the day when Rogie's victorious class returns to the court. Then the day of killing Li Jie will be changed to tomorrow, let him eat first today, Odin thought so. I'm going to send him on his way tomorrow with tens of millions of volts.

But after one glance at Thor's size, and then the thought of the word luncheon, Odin's temples began to twitch.

………………

It was a very dull luncheon, and the Ancient One was also left by Odin to eat. Originally, his eldest son raised the hammer of thunder, and the youngest daughter returned victorious. It was a double happiness, and Odin should be happy, but he couldn't laugh now.

He ate a roast duck leg with a straight face, and at the same time poured a big gulp of ale, which made the atmosphere of the scene very embarrassing. Li Jie sat next to Gu Yi and didn't know what to eat, he didn't notice what the food he stuffed into his mouth tasted like.

And Frigga is probably the only one who can still be active at the dinner table, because she is the Phantom Queen, and Odin can't lose her temper with her.

Although she was very uncomfortable to see Thor's fat face, it was also very uncomfortable for Thor to skip meals. So she thought about asking Thor how his time on Earth was doing.

Friggya: "Thor, what have you been doing on Earth?"

Thor frowned as he ate the cauliflower that Logie had just handed him, "Mom, are you asking about the past or the present?" ”

Frigga was a little confused: "What's the difference?"

Thor nodded and said, "There's a big difference. Odin looked angry, but he was listening with his ears pricked up.

Frigga asked, "Then let's talk about the previous one." ”

Thor spread his hands: "Probably just drank some wine and got drunk every day." After that, I indulged in fried chicken and coke and variety shows in the world. ”

Frigga frowned, this was not a good thing. Odin looked visibly angry again, and Li Jie hid behind the Ancient One and shivered.

Frigga quickly changed the subject: "And what about later?"

Thor pointed at Li Jie: "He helped me find a job, a job in the hospital." ”

Friggia: "Hospital?"

Thor roughly explained: "Similar to the work of a therapist here. However, humans call themselves doctors, and they are more likely to treat with herbs and herbal extracts or some synthetic agents (chemicals). ”

That doesn't look too bad, Frigga thought, and she asked again, "So you have mastered the healing powers of the human world?"

Thor shook his head: "No, not really. It was a complicated thing, I didn't have divine powers at the time, I was just a mortal. And ordinary mortals who want to learn to become a doctor need more than ten years of training, as well as a large stack of books and materials to memorize. ”

Frigga thought to herself, that Thorl was probably out of play. Because her son hates reading and studying, and only fighting is his hobby.

Let him finish reading a tome carefully, and let him fight the dragon.

Friggia: "So you're not a doctor?"

Thor waved his hand, "No, I'm just the doctor's assistant." But I'm trying mom. Recently I've been reading books. ”

Frigga felt like she was hallucinating, and she asked again, "What did you say you've been up to lately?"

"Read books, look up information. It's not easy to become a doctor, and I have to read for up to five to six hours a day. In my free time in the car and at work, I take all the time to read. Although my progress is slow. Thor rightfully said.

But the atmosphere at the scene became eerie.

Rockie looked at Thor in disbelief, this is my brother?

Frigga looked at Thor in disbelief, this is my son?

Odin looked at Thor in disbelief, this is my son............? Odin, who was so stimulated that he forgot that he was still gnawing on the duck leg, bit his tongue with his teeth, and he bit his left tongue at that time, which was really painful.

Thor continued: "Then I was transferred to an orphanage, where children who lost their parents stayed. I take care of them. Fix the appliances, take a nap, and tell stories to the younger children in the afternoon. Occasionally go to the basketball court to play basketball with the thirteen or fourteen-year-old children. Occasionally give small snacks to children who are doing well. I'm in charge of 50 children. Thor said there was some pride in it.

Li Jie had already secretly leaned out from behind the Ancient One and gave Thor a thumbs up. Because look at the scene now.

The spoon in Rogie's hand had dropped, she had just drunk the soup again, and now she had forgotten about it. She just stared blankly at Thor, this is my brother, and he's going to take care of the kids?

Friggya's fork had fallen off, too, and she had just been eating a piece of fruit, which she had forgotten about now. She also looked at Thor blankly, this is my son, and he will take care of the child?

Odin's duck leg had also fallen off, and he had been nibbling on it just now, and he had forgotten what he had just gnawed on. He just stared blankly at Thor, this is my son, will he take care of ...... Odin forgot that he was gnawing on the duck leg, he just chewed subconsciously, and as a result, he bit his tongue again. This time it's on the right. This time the bite was harder, the pain was more severe, and Odin almost couldn't hold it anymore.

But Thor noticed that something was wrong with Odin, and he pointed to the corner of Odin's mouth: "Father, oh my God! you're bleeding! healer!" Thor shouted at the healer.

Frigga also found out about all this, and she immediately came to Odin's back: "Oh my God, Odin, hurry up and lie down. Do you feel sick somewhere?"

Odin: "No, I'm just ......"

Friggia: "Alright, don't talk! Lie down, you must have an old wound." Oh my God, you never told me you had such a serious internal injury that you would cough up blood. ”

Odin: "I'm not, I don't have ......"

Frigga didn't give Odin a chance to speak, and she shouted at Rocky, "Hurry up and get me the best healer in Asgard." ”

The scene was chaotic, but Li Jie breathed a sigh of relief, his dog's fate was saved, right?