"So what the hell happened before?" said the Ancient One at the last moment before the Rainbow Bridge opened, asking him a question that puzzled him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoWhat is it that makes the god-king of Asgard so angry and irrational?

Odin hesitated for a moment, then finally sighed and said, "This is a long story. ”

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When the light of the rainbow bridge dissipated, Thor stood on the edge of the viewing platform with a wave of his hand, dressed like an ordinary middle-aged fat man from the American countryside.

He said to Odin and all the Asgardian subjects, "Good morning, everybody. Long time no see!"

Peaceful, absolutely quiet. The silence of the pin drop was audible.

Thor frowned, then smiled with relief: "It looks like I haven't been back for a long time, and everyone has forgotten about me." But it doesn't matter, I remember you. ”

Thor said loudly to the Asgardian people and the tens of thousands of soldiers who participated in the triumphal ceremony, "My Asgardian god of thunder is back!"

Then Thor walked up to Odin's side and gave Odin a big hug, who had been hit by the immobilization spell: "Oh, dear wait for my father." I want to kill you! Let me see how strong your body is as strong as it used to be. ”

Thor held his big belly and hugged the elderly version of the devil's flesh man, Odin. Odin's strong muscles collided with Thor's fat fat, forming a wave of waves.

Thor patted Odin on the back with relief, making a thumping sound. Odin felt like he had been spelled by illusion.

Because the man in front of him is his own son? It can't be! Where is Thor, the god of thunder who used to look so fierce and terrified his enemies, gone? Who is this fat man?

But who in this world can cast hallucinatory magic on themselves without being aware of it?

No, it can't be, she doesn't have that kind of attainment yet. No, she didn't have a reason to do that.

As for the Ancient One, it's even more unlikely! He's not even in Asgard. Just while Odin was still confused. Thor picked up Rogie, who was laughing and almost rolling on the ground.

"Long time no see, my good brother. Thor also gave her a big hug.

Rogie lowered her head to prevent others from seeing the tears in the corners of her eyes: "Yes, I'm also ~ poof~ I miss you too, my brother!"

She's always felt like she's good at hiding her emotions, but now it doesn't seem like it's enough!

And Thor just smiled at Rogie. Odin on the side used his divine power to repeatedly confirm that this person was his son. This guy is actually my son?!

Odin asked in disbelief at Thor, "What happened to you?!"

Thor shrugged his shoulders senselessly: "Father listens to you and goes to the world to learn modesty." "He didn't feel anything bad about it.

Odin roared: "I'm here to teach you humility, not to let you go stupid!"

Thor pursed his mouth and grimaced, "It doesn't matter, does it?"

Odin's heart: Who said it doesn't matter? It is too important! Do you know what I got you back for? I am a successor, and you are going to be the king of Asgard. Even if I forcibly crown you, I'm afraid Asgard but all the subjects won't agree!

Odin's heart was broken. At the same time, the people under the viewing platform also began to whisper.

"Who is he?"

"It's like childcare. ”

", Thor doesn't look like this at all. I've seen him, and he's come to my shop every day to drink. ”

"I also think someone might be mistaken. Did Heimdall pick up the wrong person?"

"Heimdall, get Thor back!"

Whispers of sound stretched from Asgard's Triumphal Square to the Rainbow Bridge.

Heimdall's eyes look at the nose, and the nose looks at the heart. He's not mistaken, anyway. Even if there is really a mistake, it is the world that is wrong, and it has nothing to do with him.

And on the viewing platform, Thor looked at himself with the kind of smile that made Odin angry.

"What the hell is wrong with you, my son?" Odin wondered, where had the once fierce and resolute Thor gone, and why did he look like a fool now?

"It's just a little fatter, my father. But I guess even if I get fat, I'm your son, right? Thor said with a smile.

Luo Ji, who had finally managed to make her expression serious, couldn't hold back for a while, she was no longer squatting on the ground, she was too lazy to hide that she was hammering the floor with her hands.

It's so hard to endure tears! That's the only thing Rockie thinks.

Odin glared at Loki, but he didn't have time to educate Loki about royal majesty right now. for his own temples were protruding.

"All right, Father. Don't keep a straight face, smile one. I didn't give it to you for phone bills, be happy. At least I raised the Hammer of Thunder, didn't I?" Thor smiled, baring his eight teeth as standard.

Odin looked at Thor with a constipated expression: "What kind of phone bills? What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

Thor said unconsciously, "I learned some earthly slang from the Internet. I really like the Earth Network, and those variety shows and reality shows. Seriously, you should look at the father. ”

"I have a job on Earth and have saved some money. I think I can buy you and your mother a TV, and if I want to buy it in installments, I can buy it for sixty-five...... Well, a 70-inch LCD TV. This TV can be placed in your bedroom and that of your mother. After dealing with a day's government affairs, and then lying in bed eating the fruits of Asgard, watching various variety shows is simply the greatest enjoyment. ”

Thor said these words with a serious look, and Lorge had completely given up on the treatment and was lying on the ground convulsing. Her abdominal muscles began to cramp because she was laughing so badly, and she needed to lie flat to get the cramps to recover.

Odin's mouth was wide enough to stuff a goose egg as Thor spoke, oh my God! What's going on? What the hell is wrong with my son?!

And that's not all, Thor saw the quaint box held by the guards not far away. He ran to the box and took it from the guard's hand.

He opened it directly after holding it, and inside was a simple but somewhat mysterious crown, and a beautiful gold-red cloak.

Thor took out the crown, "Is this a gift for me?"

Odin had just not paid attention when he noticed that Thor had opened the treasure chest of Asgard's crown and cloak that had been passed down from generation to generation, and it looked like he wanted to put it on himself.

Odin walked quickly in front of Thor, grabbed the other end of the crown with one hand and said, "It's not for you! But in the current situation, how do you ask Odin to crown Thor?

Thor grabbed the other side of the crown firmly and said, "So it's for Loki, let me give it to him and help him put it on." ”

"I've got my own opinions, you let me go, Thor!" Odin pulled the crown hard in his direction.

"Don't be too stubborn, father. Now that it's all out, why don't you use it?" Thor pushed in his direction.

The green tendons on Odin's head are about to burst out: "I don't need you to care!"

Thor even used his powers: "Don't be so stingy, father. Since they are not children who charge phone bills, why bother to see too much. ”

So the first and second strongest men of Asgard began a tug-of-war. The people of Asgard under the viewing platform were a little dumbfounded. All the soldiers are stupid, wait, it's a triumphal ceremony today. Now you're haunted on stage!

Anyway, no matter what the audience thinks, Odin on stage is about to be mad by Thor.

"Let go!" Odin growled under his breath.

"Do you really want to put it?" Thor hesitated.

"A must!" Odin snapped. So Thor suddenly let go, and Odin, who was still struggling, took several steps back in a row and almost fell. And when he lost his center of gravity, he raised his hands, and the Asgard crown that had been passed down from generation to generation for I don't know how many thousands of years flew out of Odin's hand.

Flew far, far, far. Asgard has one last protection mechanism, and that is the Endless Abyss beyond the entire continent of Asgard. It surrounds Asgard like a moat, and only the Rainbow Bridge can communicate the inside and outside. And now Asgard's crown has fallen into the endless abyss on either side of the Rainbow Bridge. It is estimated that I will not be able to pick it up, and I don't know which dimension this crown symbolizing the honor of Asgard will fall to.

Odin looked at Thor with anger in his eyes. Thor spread his hands innocently and said, "You just told me to let go, father. ”

Odin finally gritted his teeth and said, "Guard, show me this guy, wait until I come back and settle accounts with him!" Odin was already irritated by his anger.

What the hell earth, what ancient mage was thrown aside by him. All he wanted now was to find the place where his son had become like this, and then destroy somewhere!

The Asgardian people at the scene were all confused, what kind of play is being sung today? There was a loud noise at the scene.

And Rogie, who couldn't help but laugh and lost her image since Thor came back, finally barely recovered. Thor pulled up Rogie, who had just fallen to the ground. Patted the dust off her shoulder.

Then one hand wrapped around her shoulder, and the two siblings stood intimately together. Thor glanced at Rogie and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Lorki." In that case, you should be happy. ”

Rogie's eyes widened, and she gave Thor a look of disbelief. Thor said solemnly with that chubby face, "Look, I'm your own brother!"

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The noise outside also affected the Frigga inside the palace. Originally, the Phantom Queen was receiving Li Jie, which is a very, very high treatment.

The queen of Asgard came out to receive Li Jie politely, which is completely a treatment that only the powerful of other dimensions can visit. And Frigga welcomed Li Jie for the simple reason that he taught Thor the virtue of humility. It's something Thor would never have learned before.

For Odin and Friggia, this is nothing short of reinventing a Thor. Frigga was willing to be courteous to Li Jie, and even she and Odin discussed that maybe she would go to Odin's treasury to choose some treasures as a reward for this earthling, at least a quasi-artifact could not escape.

But the sound from outside made Frigga frown: "What's going on outside?"

Frigga prepares tea for Lee, and she sits him aside while Valkyrie stands upright. But Li Jie couldn't sit still (Valkyrie was also very uncomfortable).

Hearing the sound outside, Li Jie quickly whispered: "Maybe it's something unexpected, such as Thor or something." He helped Frigga get vaccinated, and women are generally soft-hearted. Maybe Frigga will stop Odin later, for the sake of her own transformation of Thor.

Frigga frowned, "What happened to Thor?"

Li Jie compared with his left hand and his right hand: "You know, there are all kinds of accidents in the universe. Like this, like that. ”

Frigga frowned: "To be specific, like what?"

Valkyrie stood next to Li Jie, her expression was about to cry, she felt that she was probably the most wronged, and Odin would send her to the gallows later?

Li Jie cautiously took a sip of tea: "For example, Thor is a little fatter." ”

Frigga said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if the Valkyrie is fat, Thor is a Valkyrie, not a God of Dance." ”

"Actually, maybe, probably, probably, Thor is a little bit more fat than you think. Li Jie gestured with his hand.

Frigga looked at Li Jie suspiciously: "Be specific." ”

"Do you know wildebeest and hippopotamus?" said Li Jie, cautiously.

Frigga nodded, "Of course I know, it's just two creatures. ”

Li Jie took a deep breath: "Let's put it this way, the former Thor was a wildebeest, so the current Thor is a hippopotamus." Do you understand the difference?" (The picture of the wildebeest is Baidu).

Frigga was stunned, and then there was a soft snap~ sound, and the teacup she was holding in her hand was crushed by her.

Li Jie immediately got up from his seat and stood side by side with Valkyrie. People, you still have to be cowardly when it's time to coax, and it's not only heroes who stand and die, but also some fools.

Haven't you heard that old saying? Life is not only about poetry and distance, but also about what is in front of you.