The old man was very dissatisfied with the fact that the game characters were easily beaten to death, and after smashing the computer, he muttered, "Damn it, the designer of this game has a grudge against vampires? What the Avengers are too strong, so let's weaken the Vampires. What Justice League is too strong, let's weaken the vampires. Will this bunch only weaken the vampires?!"

As he said this, the old man drank the bright red drink on the table. After drinking, he smashed his mouth, as if it wasn't enough. He muttered to himself: "Now that the taste of American goods is getting weaker and weaker, it's better to buy batches of goods from China and come back." As he said this, he also dialed an important number in his mobile phone that had been stored for a long time.

After the phone rang three times, the person on the other side answered the phone: "Hey." ”

"Well, it's me. The old man whispered.

The person on the other end of the phone frowned when he heard this familiar voice: "Dracula?!"

"That's right, it's me. Dracula whispered in response.

"I thought you were dead. The voice on the other end of the phone looked incredulous: "I thought all the vampires in this world had been cured by the purifying serum." ”

"Hah, if you call that something a cure. Dracula clearly scoffed at the purified serum's healing. He was indeed entitled to look down on the Purifying Serum, because this old man with white hair and a somewhat thin look was actually Dracula, the ancestor of the vampires that many vampires had been looking for for a long time!

Legend has it that Dracula has survived in this world for nearly 10,000 years, and he once established a dynasty in this world, and the vampire power was also the largest force in this world for a certain period of time. But in the era of the prosperity of the vampire empire, Dracula suddenly disappeared. The vampire forces, which have lost the vampire king, begin to kill each other, and no one obeys anyone, and no one wants to be anyone's subordinates. So the good vampire empire fell apart, and finally changed from a big force on the surface to a force in the dark. However, even so, this underground vampire empire has been circulating for thousands of years, and it was not until a few years ago that it was completely wiped out after being promoted by Li Jie and others to purify the serum. In the end, it became a term in history.

But what no one expected was that everyone thought that Dracula, the king of vampires who had disappeared for thousands of years, actually lived in New York, and still lived in the super building of New York City.

The person who received Dracula's call on the other side of the phone was also silent for a long time: "I thought you were also purified." ”

"Haha!" Dracula sneered twice, "I'm the king of vampires! All vampires are dead, and I won't die! I'm not afraid of ultraviolet rays, I'm not afraid of Mithril, I'm not afraid of acid spirits, and so on." The usual methods of killing vampires are of no use to me. Even if I was injected with a purifying serum I wouldn't have any discomfort, it would be like a cold medicine to me. ”

The person on the other end of the line could only say, "Okay, I know now." It's okay if you're fine, what are you looking for me for?"

"Listen, I want you to help me buy a batch of goods. Dracula said to the person on the other end of the phone, "Get it from China, and I'll send you a message with my specific request later." Also, did you know that now Tony Stark has released the VR device. Get one for me. ”

"Honestly Dracula, I'm really happy that you're still alive, and we've been working together for decades. But you know, vampires and stuff are in trouble right now. I've done things for other vampires in the past, though I've never done anything unscrupulous, like buying or selling human bodies. I'm only responsible for helping them get all kinds of bad sports cars and luxury goods, and even though what I'm doing isn't a crime, I'm still being targeted when the vampires fall. ”

The person on the other end of the line muttered for a moment and then said to Dracula, "S.H.I.E.L.D. they've found me, and I'm in the gray business, you know. I've got a bunch of car thieves and the like, and they've got them to help with all sorts of dirty antique cars and sports cars for the vampires to play with. So a few years ago, S.H.I.E.L.D. approached me and asked me to provide the addresses of the vampires I knew, and they wanted to take stock of everyone in the entire vampire empire. You know, I had to work with those people in that situation, and I confessed to all the vampires. ”

Dracula rolled his eyes when he heard this, "So what?"

The man on the other end of the line, who was supposed to be in charge of his role as a vampire comprador, said, "So I betrayed the vampires, and in order to save my life, I joined S.H.I.E.L.D.'s witness protection program. I'm no longer doing what I used to do, and I'm now a pizza shop owner under S.H.I.E.L.D., specializing in selling pizza. By the way, this pizzeria is located in the S.H.I.E.L.D. staff cafeteria. My guests are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. The man on the other end of the line paused as he said this, he seemed to take the phone a little farther away, he was greeting the guest.

Through the faint voice Dracula could hear the greetings from the other side, only to hear the man on the other side say, "Hi, Blade, Hi, Iron Fist." What kind of pizza are you going to have today?"

"Huh?" Dracula felt as if he had made the wrong call to this person at the wrong time. When the man picked up the phone again, Dracula hurriedly said, "I'll hang up first." ”

"It's useless for you to hang up, Dracula. This phone number of mine is being spied on, so your call to me has been intercepted by S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm guessing the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are barricading your door right now. I'm sorry Dracula, I don't want to do this, but you have to understand that this is the damn life. The person on the other end of the phone cut off the phone after saying this.

At this time, Dracula's door was forcibly opened, and a team of heavily armed S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents burst into Dracula's home, as did several members of the Avengers.

"Don't move, Dracula, the vampire king. You're surrounded!" Deadpool Wade Wilson pointed two pistols at Dracula, and he said in an excited tone, "Aha! I didn't think I could catch a big fish!vampire king, a big fish that slipped through the net!oh, what's the bright red thing in your quilt?human blood? It's disgusting!" As he spoke, Deadpool put the cup under his nose and sniffed it. But the taste doesn't seem quite right?

Dracula, who was surrounded, sat on the chair and said lightly: "No, I am allergic to blood and faint blood. So I only drink tomato juice. ”