"No need to check, I really don't drink blood. I'm allergic to blood, and the smell of blood is so fishy that it makes me feel sick and want to vomit" As the vampire king, Dracula makes statements that are completely inconsistent with his identity.

He spoke eloquently to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and members of the Avengers around him, and he didn't show any fear in the slightest, even if they were all facing him with guns loaded with Mithril bullets, and he didn't feel any discomfort at all in the face of this vampire mass killing weapon.

Deadpool Wade Wilson didn't believe what Dracula said at all, and he carefully unveiled the mask, stuck out his tongue, and licked inside Dracula's cup.

"Damn it, it's really tomato juice!" The sweet and sour taste made Wade Wilson understand what the drink was in an instant.

Although Wade is very shameless in many times, at such times, he can't frame the other party.

Because S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have already begun a search inside Dracula's house. And from all over his house, many very suspicious-looking things were observed.

For example, there are many plastic bottles in his house, all of which contain bright red objects. As a vampire, especially the vampire king, what would you think of if you could find these bright red liquids in his house? Yes, it was blood. Almost everyone thought it was blood.

And Hawkeye, who came out with this operation, also opened one of the bottles curiously. He sniffed the smell, why was it so familiar, it seemed to be the kind of healthy drink that his wife loved to drink.

Then he stuck out his tongue and tasted it a little, and then immediately spit it out.

"How's that sir" The S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents who came with Hawkeye and Deadpool wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to make a big difference, but they didn't want to catch a vampire who only liked to drink tomato juice: "Is it blood?"

"Acid to death. This thing is a tomato health drink, "Hawkeye hates this sugar-free health drink the most." It's like it's eating a lot of vegetables raw. It has not only the flavor of tomatoes, but also kale and carrots.

Dracula, on the other hand, spread his hands and said, "I said that I am a person who faints blood and only drinks tomato juice." Actually, you're breaking into a house, you know? I didn't do anything illegal. I am a serious citizen. ”

"But you're a vampire. Don't move. "When a S.H.I.E.L.D. field agent saw Dracula and seemed to want to do something, he immediately pointed a gun at him and told him not to move.

Dracula was helpless: "Are you racist?" I am a good law-abiding citizen, and I have not done anything illegal in the more than two hundred years since the founding of the United States. Maybe I've done some bad things, but that's thousands of years or even close to 10,000 years ago! Are you going to arrest me because I'm a vampire? I'm not breaking the law! Is birth the original sin? What's the difference between your racism and those who discriminate against mutants?!"

In the face of Dracula's aggressive questioning, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were a little embarrassed for a moment. However, in this group of people, Deadpool naturally did not feel ashamed because he was said a few words, and he continued to point a gun at Dracula: "Don't cover you up with quibbles, you are the king of vampires!"

"Ah, yes. Indeed I am. Dracula did not deny this: "But what does it have to do with whether I am a good person or not? You see, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I don't rob, I don't break the law." I didn't even suck blood, because I fainted. I really don't know what reason you have to arrest me. I'm a good person! My biggest hobby is playing video games, you see, keep your eyes open. ”

Dracula said these words with righteousness, and he was righteous as if he were an old d'affaire. The vampire king radiates a radiant glow of justice that even people like Deadpool Wade Wilson find it a little difficult to open their eyes and look directly at him.

And Dracula's home is indeed full of all kinds of game software and hardware devices, as he said, and there are many high-end computers alone. Dracula was so rich that he didn't even need to be cheated or worked, he just took the better handicrafts he bought in the street stores thousands of years ago and put them into the current priceless antiques. And he has a warehouse for this kind of thing!

Dracula uses all the money he gets back for his personal hobbies, and he's a veteran otaku. In his home, PS6, XOBX3 and other consoles are not absent, and his walls are plastered with posters similar to "Dead or Alive", "Beach Volleyball", "O", "Marvel Heroes", "Out of the Bag Girl", "Livelove" and so on. Even a cultural shirt on his body reflects: I love Sailor Moon! (Sailor Moon = Sailor Moon Sailor Moon)

By all accounts, Dracula doesn't seem to be a bad guy, just an old otaku. Wade is also pointing to catch Dracula for a bonus, he has recently lost a bit badly in Las Vegas, and he is now in dire need of a return on his capital. So he said to Dracula, "So why are you contacting that vampire's contact?

"Is it illegal to buy VR equipment from scalpers?" Dracula glared at Wade.

"But what did you say you were going to buy from China?!" Wade bit Dracula.

"I'm just tired of drinking American tomato juice, and I want to import a batch of Becky's wild vegetable juice and farmer's orchard from China, is it also illegal?" Dracula was not afraid of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, he stood up and said to these people, "I advise you to leave my house now and don't get in the way of me playing." I made an appointment with my friends on Steam that I'd be playing Dota 3 with them for three hours at 2pm. If you leave now, I won't accuse you of trespassing, so don't make me angry. ”

Dracula's aura was full when he said this, and all the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents hurriedly seemed to be targeted by a huge and inexplicable terrifying creature, and many couldn't help but shake their legs. Someone said: "That, what, boss~ or let's go first." He doesn't seem to have done anything. ”

"We need to give you at least one shot of purifying serum. Hawkeye responded to Dracula under pressure.

Dracula was disdainful: "Hmph, that stuff is like cold medicine to me, do you think I haven't been vaccinated? Hurry up and get out of here!"

When Dracula said this, suddenly a blazing fire rushed towards him from his window.