Because of environmental protection and health and safety issues, the current policy is that pigs, cattle and sheep sold in the market must be slaughtered in the slaughterhouse.

Although Zhou Heng has a standard quarantine inspection here, it cannot be violated.

He doesn't have a lot of them here, and he won't win by quantity for the time being, so it's not cost-effective to open another slaughterhouse by himself, so he goes directly to the slaughterhouse and processing plant.

There is a full set of equipment, including slaughtering area, cutting area, acid discharge area, refrigeration area, freezing area, storage area, packaging area and delivery area, etc., which is very complete.

Since the father-in-law wants to try the mutton, let's send him a copy, mainly because it is too far away, and it is the fastest to send it.

Or if he has time, he can slaughter another one and eat it.

Jiang Xiaoxuan stroked her already bulging belly and said softly: "Baby, it's because of you! I can't even sit on the plane now, and I will teach you a lesson when I come out." ”

The little guy in his belly suddenly rolled over, as if in response to her words.

Jiang Xiaoxuan immediately changed her words and said, "Okay, okay, if I don't teach you, will I teach my father a lesson?"

The little one moved again.

So, Jiang Xiaoxuan raised her head, looked at Zhou Heng and said, "The baby said, this account should be recorded in Dad's account." ”

Since the child does not know the gender and does not know what kind of prenatal nickname should be, it is recommended by the obstetrician: all are called babies.

The people in the office laughed when they heard it.

Zhou Heng disagreed: "I have only heard of 'father's debt repayment by son', but I have never heard of son's debt repayment by father, is this the opposite?"

"What kind of debt does the father pay, this is your debt, if it weren't for you, how could there be a baby......"

Zhou Heng had nothing to say, touched his daughter-in-law's belly and said, "You little guy, you want to rebel before you come out......!

Before he finished speaking, the little guy turned over harder, and Zhou Heng obviously felt it, at this time, the weather was hot and she wore less, and even her clothes were lifted up a little.

At this moment, everyone who saw it laughed.

Gu Xueshi, who was sitting next to her, sighed: "This little guy is very fine, he knows how to listen to good and bad words!"

Then he asked, "Eh, did you name the children?"

Zhou Heng shook his head: "Why is it so fast?" I don't know if it's a son or a daughter, how can I get up?"

Gu Xueshi pursed her lips and said with disgust: "You always feel that it is too early to come up with a name in advance, have you never seen the entanglement of those people in naming names, a year is completely insufficient!

She already thinks that she is the child's aunt, and she doesn't need to speak politely.

Due to the special reasons of her family, she has seen a lot of scenes of naming children, some of them are in a hurry and they get up for a minute, and some of them have been entangled for more than a year.

So she thinks it's time to be on the lookout.

For those who don't know the gender yet, that's too easy to do, both men and women get up first, and when the time comes, you can fill in the birth card.

Zhou Heng thought about it, isn't it easy to come up with a name? We know thousands of Chinese characters, not to mention that we are familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and it is not a piece of cake to come up with a name?

opened his mouth and improvised two - who knew that he was ridiculed as soon as he said it, and he was ridiculed for two more.

Especially the issue of homophony.

Sometimes what he didn't expect was heard by others, and it made people laugh.

For example, he thought, embedding Jiang Xiaoxuan's surname, if it is a daughter, it would be good to call it "Sisi" or "Shishi", and there is not a little cousin Wang Siqi, how close the names of the two sisters are.

So the name of "Zhou Jiangsi" was collectively ridiculed.

Jiang Si...... Ginger silk, at first glance, it is the name given by the chef.

At the beginning of him, the office was lively, and everyone came to gossip, some proposed to be called "Zhou Botong", some proposed to be called "Zhou Yiwei", "Zhou Hongyuan", "Zhou Dongyu", and there was a mess and everything.

And then as soon as the topic is opened, there is no boundary.

Some people said that there was a colleague named Liu Lian in the past, which was originally nothing, but it was renamed "Stinky Durian".

Some people say that the former classmate was called Jingquan, and as a result, all the classmates called him by the nickname: "Wangcai".

Some people say that there used to be a classmate named Yudi, but there were many nicknames: the secretary, the queen mother, and the Jade Emperor all came.

Another person said that he had a colleague whose parents were fined and suspended from work because he was overborn, so he planned to call the child Zhang to stop work, and the child's uncle said that the girl's name was not good, so it was better to call Zhang Ting......

Speak of the names and give these people joy.

I thought it was a good name, but if I didn't make a list, it was easy to get nicknames and cause children to resent.

In addition, there are some names that are highly easy to rename, such as what Zihao and Zixuan are popular for a while, and it is said that there are two or three duplicate names in a class.

When it comes to names, these people seem to have endless topics to talk about.

Zhou Heng had a headache for a while, so he said, "Forget it, let's think about it tomorrow, it's still early." ”

He'd go do something else first, and get away with it.

An experienced employee then said: "Yes, all parents name their children, all like this, tomorrow, tomorrow, all of them are born in a flash, the doctor asked what to fill in the name, but the name has not come out." ”

That's been the experience of a lot of people.

Jiang Xiaoxuan and Gu Xueshi decided to check on the Internet first to see if there was any good inspiration.

This look suddenly made the two of them happy again, and the little sorrow they still had was thrown out of the clouds, and they simply laughed out loud.

The magical world of sand sculpture on the Internet is really everything.

[My surname is Yang, when I was born, my family wanted me to reach the peak of life, guess what my name is? That's right, my name is Yang Shengsheng. 】

[My surname is Song, and when I was a child, my father wanted me to get ahead, so he named me Song Rentou. 】

[I'm a girl, surnamed Zhang, my dad almost named me Zhang Kai before, and I'm still grateful to my mom for the speed of flipping through the dictionary. 】

[My grandfather was about to name me Fugui, but my grandfather stopped him and named him Tianxiang, thanking my grandfather. 】

[I was born and was fined five hundred, so my name is Wubei (five hundred), thank you for saving my life. 】

[Before I was born, my grandfather said that the boy was called Ma Jinlong, and the girl was called Ma Jinfeng, but fortunately my mother stopped it. 】

[I was born in winter, and my grandmother wanted to name me Tiemei, but my mother didn't agree. 】

Are all the nice names cleverly avoided by those parents?

There are also some names of special historical eras, which are also disliked and complained about by some people, such as Zhang Yingxiang, Zhang Yinggang, Zhang Ganggui, Zhanggang Gang, Zhanggang Hui, etc., born in 97.

There is a funny surname Hao, and the child is named Hao Shuai, but every time the teacher calls him, he calls him "Hao Shuai's father".

There is also a person surnamed Hao, named Hao Dou, who is funny when he listens.

It's all a bad name.

However, there are some that are quite good.

For example, if the surname is Hao, the child is named Hao Xingxing, and the surname Xu is named Xu Duhuan, which means that life must be happy, which is good.

Gu Xueshi also found a more funny one, and read it out on the spot: "Teacher Liu Huan's daughter's name is Liu Yisi, he especially emphasized that it takes the meaning of the idiom naked, saying that it is the Zen of Buddhism, but he forgot his surname Liu, and he still left a trace of it as a result of wanting to be naked." Hahahaha......"

Celebrities are also really funny.

Now the children of the stars, potatoes, radishes, glutinous rice dumplings, are all called to eat.

Jiang Xiaoxuan felt that her head was big, and she thought it was a simple thing if she didn't look at it, but when she saw it, her head suddenly became even bigger.

Who knows if the name given now will be hated by children in the future.

In those years, it was very fashionable to call some names such as "Fu Yanjie", "Yang Wei", "Hao Jian", "Luo Li", etc., but now they are completely unspeakable.

It's also very risky to come up with a name.

For a while, she didn't have a good name, so she adopted the same ostrich policy as Zhou Heng, let's talk about it tomorrow.

With your phone in hand, time always flies.

At first, I was still researching the name at the beginning, and it became a swipe on Weibo, a visit to an online store, and a short video in the back.

The girls all have the same interests and hobbies, and then there is a short video that catches their attention.

Nowadays, there are all kinds of messes in short videos, and all ages and hobbies can find a common language.

And young girls like them, they love to watch the category of "love", sometimes to see others funny and funny, or some very sweet couples, I want to implement it.

There was a female anchor who said to the camera: "Hello friends, it's half past three in the middle of the night, I'm going to make a show to test the tolerance of men for women." ”

The surrounding environment was dark, and then the anchor gave a shot to the wall clock on the wall, confirming that it was half past three in the middle of the night.

It's also hard work, getting up at half past three in the middle of the night to shoot a video.

Then the female anchor woke up her boyfriend and said coquettishly: "Husband, I'm hungry and want to eat ham and egg instant noodles." Mododa......"

The man was woken up three times, and after squinting at this, although he was a little dissatisfied, he forced himself to get up and go to the kitchen to work.

The camera also shifted to the kitchen, where the man was busy in the kitchen, beating eggs, cutting ham or something, followed by the gurgling sound of boiling instant noodles.

The female anchor faced the camera and made an "OK" gesture, which was very happy.

After a while, the man boiled the egg and ham instant noodles and put them on the table, ready to go back to sleep.

Then the female anchor continued to do it, and said coquettishly again: "Husband, I don't want to eat instant noodles now, I want to eat mutton hot pot, I want to eat ......"

Across the screen, these two girls from the real eldest lady feel that this is too much, and they can't stand it if they change it.

Jiang Xiaoxuan has a good family education, has a strong sense of empathy since she was a child, and will not ask others to do what she can't do;

And Gu Xueshi has no one to care about since she was a child, even if she wants to be so coquettish and willful, no one cares about her, and over time, she has not developed the habit of giving and giving like this.

At half past three in the middle of the night, I shouted at the person who was sleeping soundly to cook noodles and eat them, and after cooking this and that, I really didn't treat people as human beings!

Only babies under one year old have this right, right?

Sure enough, the man slammed the door angrily.

The woman cried sadly at the video.

However, the video is still reversed, the man slammed the door and left, and he actually bought mutton rolls for the woman, it is said that a supermarket was still open at this time, and there was still this one for sale.

The man bought back the mutton rolls and began to cook hot pot, and suddenly, the woman was moved to tears, affirming that the man really loved her, and the video had a perfect ending.

In fact, the anchor broadcasts such videos all day long, and the audience knows that there is a plot arranged at a glance, and they are all acted.

But Jiang Xiaoxuan and Gu Xueshi, two women in love, kept exclaiming while vomiting such a sour smell: "Wow, this is too much, isn't it? That man is so good! Is there really such a good man in the world?"

Sure enough, falling in love is detrimental to IQ.

Especially Jiang Xiaoxuan is now in the time of "three years of stupidity after pregnancy".

Jiang Xiaoxuan said enviously and beautifully: "Tonight, I'm going to give it a try! Look at it, at half past three in the middle of the night, I'm going to eat the hot pot that someone cooked for me." ”

Gu Xueshi was dumbfounded, who was the one who despised others just now?