Chapter 36: The Unspeakable Experience of Losing Yourself (2)
"I'm good at killing people in my dreams. When Li Qiu closed the door, he once again emphasized to the guards how terrifying his wake-up anger was.
In fact, Li Qiu really thought too much, even if he didn't intimidate these guard officers, there would definitely be no problem that Li Qiu was worried about being disturbed by them.
When the soldiers came all the way, several of the guards around Li Qiu saw him as if they had seen a ghost, and when there was no need to report the military situation to him, these guard officers hid far away, as if Li Qiu was emitting a deadly poisonous gas all over his body, as long as they dared to approach Li Qiu, they would be poisoned to death.
For the caution of these guard officers, Li Qiu was confused, he felt that these guys were inexplicably neurotic, but Li Qiu didn't like to talk to people in the first place, and talked nonsense without nutrition all day long, since these guys consciously stayed away from him, Li Qiu himself was happy to see it and seek to be pure.
Sometimes in private, Li Qiu is also secretly speculating whether he has some kind of protagonist aura that he didn't even find out about, and he will automatically exude a domineering aura, which frightens these supporting characters who are destined to be only worthy of playing tricks.
It is really difficult to determine whether Li Qiu has the spirit of a king or not, but the bitter mood of the guards to humbly protect the chrysanthemum can be seen by the sun and the moon. Of course, Li Qiu couldn't think of the real intentions of the guards, and besides, he didn't have the heart to figure out what these guys thought, he was a young general of the empire, and he was not a master of spiritual counseling.
Li Qiu had already made up his mind, and when he fell apart with Er Gucheng because of the matter of recovering financial power, the first thing he had to do was to decisively abandon these guys and let them block the knife for him to die, so as to delay some time for him to run for his life.
Although it is not a glorious idea, no one really thinks that he Li Qiu is the pride of the empire who is willing to sacrifice his life for the country.
The less he could communicate with these guard officers, the better, Li Qiu secretly said that he couldn't be ruthless and sell his teammates when he could. While perfecting the escape plan in his heart, Li Qiu lay on the bed that the guards had cleaned up for him, and Li Qiu fell on his back on the bed and soon fell asleep.
Outside the house, the soldiers of the Blue Dragon Army were busy chopping wood and cooking in the village, and they began to scavenge for the items that the orcs had not taken with them when they left.
But when it comes to rummaging through boxes and cabinets, harvesting some small trophies from places that are easy to be overlooked and can be taken back to Daliang City as a faΓ§ade, the brothers of the Blue Dragon Army in this regard have a keen sense of smell and abundant physical strength far beyond others.
As long as they are not in charge of combat missions, the tough guys of the Blue Dragon Army are the strongest combat force in the Empire, and they are confident that they can surpass any other Imperial army.
Soon the soldiers found a clear well in the corner at the back of the village, and the soldiers, who had long been thirsty, scooped up the well water and drank it.
"Why is this water so sweet, will there be any problems? One of the guards asked curiously, taking a sip.
Several other guards mocked him in unison: "Why are you even less daring than the general, and you have to be afraid to even drink saliva, haven't you heard the truth that the village well water is a little sweet?"
"Phew. The guard officer who was taunted by the fire craned his neck and shouted, "I once drank an entire river of water in a state of great rage. β
"Cowhide, I'm so scared. β
"You're so brave and good. β
"You're really the big buffalo in the world, I just want to see what new water method you can have. β
Several of the guards applauded him.
"Do you want to send some water to the general? One of the guards asked kindly.
"Are you crazy? Do you want to experience the burning sensation of your chrysanthemum?" the rest of the people asked in confusion.
The guard officer who was the first to ask also thought that his head was broken, and he had asked such a stupid question. Everyone laughed loudly, and they all tacitly agreed not to mention Li Qiu, and they concentrated on attacking the well water.
At this time, Li Qiu, who was immersed in sleep in the house, was drooling and sleeping very sweetly, he was playing a shameful game with Her Royal Highness the Princess, Li Mingyue in the dream smiled and touched Li Qiu's chest with her tender and slender little hands, and her little hands went down along Li Qiu's dantian, and probed again and again...... The deeper you probe, the deeper you ....... And Li Qiu's restless rough hands were slowly wandering until they touched a soft snow-white holy place .......
"Brother Li Qiu, you are so bad, what are you going to do. Li Mingyue trembled and asked in fear.
"Hahaha, what am I going to do? I'm going to touch the harmony plot. Li Qiuhao hugged Li Mingyue horizontally, admiring her inadvertent shyness.
"Don't...... You wicked man, let me go. Li Mingyue shrank back, and a hoarse cry came out of her mouth.
Li Qiu smiled, he didn't expect Her Royal Highness the princess, who is usually high, to sound a little chic at this time, there is actually a kind of man's roughness, it's really funny, how could he think of a tenor?
"Ah...... Don't touch it, General, I'll break it. Li Mingyue suddenly screamed, and her whole body contracted and leaned back.
Oh, even the title has been changed, you just called people Brother Li Qiu, and now you are the general, okay...... It's up to me, the general, to clean up your obedience.
"It's good if you're broken, I'm going to let you break it completely, so that I can prove that I'm good. Li Qiu laughed loudly, even more unscrupulous.
"Ah...... Yes...... General, this is my chest hair. Li Mingyue gasped and said intermittently.
"Shut up and call me to kiss my lord!" Li Qiu retorted loudly.
"It hurts, it really hurts, you let go. Li Mingyue's face began to turn pale.
"Hehe, you said you want to listen to me. Li Qiu grabbed a handful of chest hair again, and waited...... Li Qiu wondered why Li Mingyue had chest hair, which seemed to be beyond his Li Qiu's comprehension.
"It's so strong, it's so exciting, it's uncomfortable, don't ...... I really don't want to. Li Mingyue let out a frightened and frightened scream.
"If you say no, don't want it? Who told you to reject me, don't struggle...... I am the Lord of Destruction. Li Qiu roared loudly, and the more Li Mingyue dodged, the more it aroused Li Qiu's belief in conquering her.
Just when Li Qiu pulled a lot of chest hair from Li Mingyue's chest even harder. Suddenly, Li Mingyue raised her head, she pushed Li Qiu with all her strength, and hurriedly shouted to him: "General, wake up quickly...... Wake up, don't be so brave anymore. β
Li Qiu stroked the strange chest hair in his hand, and he let out a hearty laugh, waking up a fart.
Li Qiu grabbed Li Mingyue's tender little hand with her backhand, pulled her towards his thigh, and slowly rubbed on it.
"General...... I was wrong, don't ....... Li Mingyue shouted louder, and the frequency of screaming became higher and higher.
It's a good move, Li Qiu said excitedly, just what he wanted.
In the sound of water, a large bowl of cold water was sprinkled on Li Qiu's face, and Li Qiu subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, hmm...... It tastes good, it has a sweet and honeyy feeling.
"General...... β
"General, there is really an urgent military situation waiting for you to deal with now. β
In the chaotic shouts, it seemed that someone was dragging Li Mingyue out of Li Qiu's arms.
This time, Li Qiu finally felt that something was wrong, and in a trance, it seemed that Li Mingyue's figure gradually became blurred in front of Li Qiu's eyes.
Li Qiu groaned, opened his hazy eyes in a daze, he rubbed his head and was just about to sit up from the bed, and a bowl of cold water was poured on his face.
This time, Li Qiu completely woke up from his dream, he sat up straight, and looked around blankly, several guard officers were standing in front of the bed looking at him strangely.
Li Qiu scratched his head, yawning and kicking his leg forward, only to realize that another guard officer was slumped on the edge of his bed. He looked intently, and saw that the red-faced, half-open guard seemed to have been greatly impacted, and at this time he was hiding his face with his hands, looking like he wanted to die...... No, it should be an expression of pain.
Li Qiu frowned and looked at the other guard officers, only to see that they looked frightened, and hurriedly strode back with earthy faces, and the most exaggerated guard officer even went directly under the table and shivered. Li Qiu was puzzled, he wasn't a ghost, these idiots were scared of a fart, with an idiot look like Li Qiu was going to eat them right away.
Li Qiu was not in the mood to entangle with these idiots, he frowned and asked, "Why do you all have the expression that your father is terminally ill, is there something terrible going on outside?" β
Several of the guards looked at each other, but no one answered for a while.
Just when Li Qiu was impatient and ready to be angry, one of the guards said in a hesitant whisper: "Tell the general, many brothers in the army have symptoms of abdominal pain and fever, and we have not yet found out the specific cause, but the current situation is somewhat serious. β
"Abdominal pain?" Li Qiu asked strangely, "Did you eat something unclean, how many people are there?" β
The guard officer scratched his head and silently counted the number of people, and he replied: "General, according to my estimate, there are about 300 brothers who have shown symptoms, but the number of new ones continues to increase, and several of the most serious ones are unconscious due to excessive blood loss.
Groove ...... Being able to have a stomachache to the point of excessive blood loss is really a group of peculiar talents, Li Qiu can hardly imagine what the truth is, is it that they are all great aunts who are forced majeure by women?
"Are you kidding me, even ordinary food poisoning won't be so serious as a coma, right? Could it be that the brothers in the army are all paper paste, and I can understand that they have a bad stomach, and what the hell is the setting of excessive blood loss?" Li Qiu was confused, and only felt that the whole thing was inexplicably funny.
Several of the guards looked at each other, and they didn't know how to explain to Li Qiu.
Li Qiu's heart suddenly moved, and he asked again: "Have you checked the color of the bloodstains, whether someone has poisoned them?" Li Qiu silently prayed, hoping that it was all an accident, and that it was not a killer sent by some person who wanted to kill him.
"Uh....... The guards shook their heads and said distressedly: "General, the color of this blood stain is difficult to identify, mainly because it is mixed with the excrement of the brothers, but according to our observation, there should be no signs of poisoning, but the brothers excreted too hard one by one, and the amount was really a bit large and their buttocks were broken." β
"Gan, just excretion can excrete oneself to the point of being unconscious, what tonnage of excretion does his father and daughter-in-law have, are they all giant elephants with hemorrhoids?" β
The guards said depressedly: "The military doctor is a little busy, he doesn't bother to check the food." β
"What is he busy with? When is this, is it his own private affairs or the chrysanthemums of his brothers are important!" Li Qiu scolded loudly with great dissatisfaction.
The guards smiled awkwardly and said, "The military doctor has been lying on the ground without strength because he has excreted too much. β
Li Qiu had nothing to say, and sure enough, none of the Qinglong Army could be assigned to be useful at the critical moment, and he really had to come by himself if there was something to do.
Li Qiu sighed, stood up from the side of the bed, and said helplessly: "Let's go, you go out with me first to see the situation, I don't believe it, everyone is a man and can still be in a coma because of the release of excrement!"
The guards followed behind Li Qiu, and everyone had just walked outside the house, when they suddenly heard the patrolling soldiers shouting loudly: "Enemy attack, there is an enemy attack, everyone be careful, the whole army is on alert." β
Just when all the soldiers looked at the patrol in disbelief, in the woods a little far from the village, two or three thousand leopard warriors rushed out of it, and under the nervous gaze of everyone, these leopard warriors full of primitive strength quickly gathered into several offensive formations and surrounded the village in an instant.
Li Qiu looked around, these warriors of the leopard clan were about the same size as the human race, and their faces were somewhat similar, but their faces were narrower and longer.
From the eyes to the chin, from the neck to the feet, the leopard warriors have very special stripes, their strong bodies are bulging muscles, at a glance you know that they contain amazing explosive power, their palms have sharp and hard nails, sharp nails can help them easily tear their prey, but also allow them to quickly throw javelins to attack the enemy.
The biggest difference between leopards and humans is their long leopard tails that extend from below their spines.
Really hell, what do they want to do?Li Qiu had a glimmer of foreboding in his heart.