Chapter 37: The Unspeakable Experience of Losing Yourself (3)
In the past, Li Qiu had only heard the legend of the leopard clan from the storyteller in Daliang City, and it was recorded in the book of the Encyclopedia of Races, which was once popular in Dongzhou Kingdom. Many years ago, the leopard clan was also among the top three among all the beast clans on the land of another world, but their glory was too short-lived.
The Leopards are arguably the most unruly of the orcs, and they have never been willing to submit to any empire on the continent or to the domination of other orcs.
At the height of their heyday, they also tried to build a weak state, and almost succeeded in the end.
What makes people sigh is that although the leopard clan can fight well, it is not weaker than any race on land in terms of force value.
But the ferocity's prowess depends on their unique racial characteristics. The weakness of the leopard clan is the same as that of most beasts, the average IQ of the warriors is relatively low, and they don't know how to march and arrange formations at all when fighting, they only know how to blindly compete with brute force, and this is what the human race is most afraid of.
In the end, the brave and warlike Leopard Clan was attacked by several Terran dynasties and other beast clans, and then collapsed and split into several weak tribes.
After a short period of glory and then ruthlessly annihilated the country, the leopard tribe split into several small tribes in order to gain space for survival, they turned into wandering mercenaries, leopard mercenaries are active in the periphery of various empires in the other world all year round, to put it simply, whoever pays more money will work for whomever they want.
It's not a shame to have bad money, after all, you have to live, this is an old tradition of mercenaries.
As for loyalty, there is no such thing as a matter for the Leopards, and the so-called loyalty only depends on the amount of money, and any empire or individual on land that can afford to pay for the military can become their employer.
In this way, the leopard clan, which can fight but is not united, has won the love of everyone.
The major empires that originally encircled and suppressed the leopard tribe not only gave up the pursuit of the leopard tribe, but also threw an olive branch to them with heavy profits.
The major empires are eager to turn the leopard tribe into the commoners of their own empire, so that they willingly accept the drive of the empire, after all, no matter how powerful and useful the paid mercenaries are, they are not as good as an obedient, Terran imperial army that can make the nobles feel more at ease.
The leopard tribe, which has repeatedly tasted the sweetness in the courtship of various countries, has gradually given up the desire to restore the country that they have always insisted on, and they are willing to become the gold medal fighters of various forces.
Looking at the leopard clans that suddenly appeared and surrounded the village, Li Qiu wondered in his heart, it stands to reason that even if someone wanted his life, no one would pay such a large sum of money to hire these kings of the mercenary world to deal with such a black iron scumbag as him.
What a loser this is, he Li Qiu, a weak chicken, can just find a few killers on the street in seconds, why bother to make such a big formation.
And this village is only less than two days away from the ancient city of Er, so many leopard people gathered here, and surrounded the Qinglong Army led by him in a grand manner, even if the Qinglong Army is unbearable, it is also the regular army of the empire, these leopard tribes dare to do something to them, don't they want to leave the ancient city of Ergu alive.
Or were they sure that the army of the ancient city of Ergu would not find them?
Li Qiu thought depressedly for a while, these leopard clan's IQs are indeed low enough, how can they be so stupid to cry ghosts and gods...... Wait until it gets dark and they wear night clothes and then come out to make trouble, isn't it the serious routine that all scripts should have, dare to be so arrogant in broad daylight, it's just too bad to take him, a dignified general, in his eyes!
Do you really think that he Li Qiu is an imperial house?
Li Qiu was very unhappy, if it weren't for the fact that the Leopard Clan's IQ was generally not high, he would have launched his tongue battle skills to match them right now, squirting them angrily until they retreated.
Hmph, Li Qiu sneered, it was time to show his true strength as the pride of the Empire.
Li Qiu observed the actions of the leopard clan, while commanding his tough guys to line up, no matter how low the combat strength of the Qinglong army is, it is also a well-equipped soldier, facing a group of leopard clans who do not even have soft armor, Li Qiu still has a little confidence to defend the village.
Anyway, it was the soldiers under his command who died, not him Li Qiu.
To Li Qiu's surprise, the Leopard Clan did not carry out the next tentative attack after besieging them. This approach made Li Qiu a little confused, he couldn't figure out what the leopard clan was going to do for a while, could it be that they simply wanted to take back this village...... In fact, everything was a misunderstanding.
Li Qiu pondered, seeing that these leopard warriors were not in a hurry, it really didn't look like they were here to fight to the death with him, and they were also very interested and silently watched the soldiers under Li Qiu's men line up.
All this is so unreasonable.
At least Li Qiu couldn't see that the leopard clan was preparing to attack, was it a ruse? Unlikely...... The Leopards don't have a high IQ to come up with any amazing tricks.
Maybe it's really a misunderstanding?
"Fat Guide...... What about the dead fat man who knows how to shoot rainbow farts all day long, you hurry up and bring him over to me, and I'll let him negotiate with the leopard clan to see if there is any misunderstanding here. Li Qiu looked around the crowd, but he didn't see the figure of the fat guide.
"General, do you want to go down and negotiate with the Leopard Clan?" said one of the guards, Mao Sui.
"Oh, you're very eloquent, are you so confident? Li Qiu asked curiously.
The guard officer pulled back his shirt, revealing the three dice with a count of six tattooed on his chest.
The guard officer said proudly: "Your Excellency General, you can kill leopards in the gambling house nicknamed Daliang, maybe you can have some common language with these leopard clans." ”
Gan your sister, Li Qiu was furious, he was still nicknamed Leopard Head back then, he was not arrogant, you are a fart.
Just as Li Qiu was about to beat up the sand sculpture to kill the leopard, the rest of the guards had already split up to find the fat guide.
The confrontation continued, but by this time Li Qiu had already vaguely sensed something unusual.
Li Qiu seems to understand the reason why the leopard clan is besieging but not attacking, and in the current situation, there is no need for the leopard clan to do it, and Li Qiu will not be able to stand it. The soldiers on his side, who had been waiting for the battle, had already begun to stir up on their own.
In the queue, some soldiers blushed, clutching their crotches and running towards the village latrine.
As time went by, there were more and more people scrambling for the latrines, and some of the guys who couldn't help it even ran directly to a place a little farther away from the crowd, hid in the corner and began to take off their pants and release them.
For a while, the sound of "puff puff" was endless, outside the village was a circle of leopard warriors, inside the village was a nervous look of the Qinglong Army tough guys, behind them was the excretion brigade that couldn't stop, this situation is really indescribable, beautiful as a painting.
As more and more brothers excreted, bursts of foul smell came to his nose with the wind, Li Qiu clutched his nose, he felt that he didn't have to wait for the leopard clan to attack now, he would soon be poisoned to death by poisoning his group of idiots.
It's really his sister's heavenly biochemical legion Nan Bowan!
In less than a cup of tea, the defensive formation organized by the soldiers was chaotic, and some of the good brothers in the army who had unbearable abdominal pain couldn't even take a step out of their legs.
Li Qiu was surrounded by an eerie atmosphere full of strange eyes and a foul smell.
"Ouch, cool. ”
"Don't stop. ”
"Drain vigorously and cleanly. ”
The voices of the good brothers of the Blue Dragon Army encouraging each other were really touching to tears, and this cry for justice was mixed with all kinds of strong fishy smells wafting through the village.
Li Qiu only hated his sense of smell for being too good, and at one moment he even distinguished the taste of green onions and dough cakes from the strong stench.
"General, the fat guide is missing. ”
Several guards hurriedly ran back to Li Qiu's side and reported to him in unison that the fat guide had mysteriously disappeared.
"Gone?" Li Qiu thought of that obscene fat face, and suddenly realized, he scolded himself for being stupid, Li Qiu shouted angrily: "You don't have to look for him, we have been tricked, these things are all poisonous tricks made by him." ”
"Ah, General, do you mean that his brothers are responsible for their diarrhea?" asked one of the guards.
"Nonsense, you still need to ask about such an obvious thing, do you think that the brothers are all scarf pits. Li Qiu really wanted to pry their heads open and see how many dung balls were in them to be so sluggish.
"We have to attack immediately, and if we wait like this, we will probably become the laughing stock of everyone. The guards resisted the stench and suggested.
Attack, do you want me to take a group of soldiers to use as a weapon to fight the leopard clan, his sister's ...... Even if everyone collectively becomes a spit-spitting superman, what use can it be except to disgust the leopard clan.
At this time, Li Qiu looked around again, and he suddenly found that the soldiers who were still standing beside him were less than five hundred.
"General, what do we do now, what if...... Yes...... Yes. The guard officer couldn't finish his words, he went to the footsteps of his good brothers, and the guard officer, who almost didn't hold his breath, couldn't take care of the critical military situation anymore, he just squatted on the ground and solved the physiological problem as if no one was around.
Gan sister, can't you die far away and then release the poisonous gas! There were ten thousand roars floating in Li Qiu's heart.
"General, I haven't seen you for a few hours, but the villain wants to kill you...... Don't you really want to see me, too? Suddenly, in front of Li Qiu, the fat guide he had been looking for was shaking his head at this moment, holding a paper fan in his hand and swaggering out of the leopard group.
The enemies were very red when they saw each other, and Li Qiu couldn't wait to fly over and paste on his fat face.
The fat guide wiped his hair that he thought was flowing with his hand, and he called out to Li Qiu: "If you miss me, you can shout it out loud!"
"Dead fatty, in vain my general's treatment of you is not thin, you yin and yang people, Dongzhou traitor, rotten chrysanthemum, you dare to betray us and run to serve the leopard clan. Before Li Qiu could speak, a guard officer next to him couldn't help but scold.
"Hehe, this brother, it's funny for you to talk like this, who told you that I am from Dongzhou? Since I am not from you Dongzhou, how can I say that I am betrayed. The fat guide was unimpressed and retorted dismissively.
"No matter who you are for, you earn my money, and you dare to leave a pile of excrement to humiliate me, you must not fall into my hands in the future, otherwise I will let you eat every day. Li Qiu was furious, covering his mouth and nose to talk to the fat guide, the good brothers of the Green Dragon Army around him had already sealed the moving space around him with a large amount of excrement.
As the first general to enjoy being besieged by the army, Li Qiu was really angry and about to go crazy, this kind of humiliating defeat, if it was spread, how would he see people in the future, and how would he meet Li Mingyue, wouldn't he have face...... Does he want to say in the official document to the military department that the mission failed because there was too much?