452 Song's Physiognomy Codex
"Such a valuable thing...... I will definitely redouble my efforts to learn!" Zhou Qiang knew the power of the formation, and he also knew that at this moment, he had to rely on the formation in order to be able to stand tall in Yanjing City.
Therefore, Zhou Qiang did not refuse hypocritically, but accepted it calmly, but remembered this kindness in his heart.
In the future, he is willing to stick a knife in both sides and repay this great kindness!
"Okay, then I'll take a private jet back immediately. Huang Wei took a deep breath and arched his hand at everyone, "Everyone, the green mountains will not change the green water, we will meet another day!"
Immediately after, his figure turned into a hazy mist and disappeared without a trace.
"Okay, you guys also go and work hard to cultivate! I broke Xu Jianying, and we are about to usher in a storm, so everyone has to work hard. Zhou Qiang stopped being verbose, and immediately motioned for everyone to cultivate.
The girls all left obediently.
Zhou Qiang pinched the "Song's Physiognomy Codex" tightly and activated the relic technique.
In an instant, the relict technique was easily successful, but because the aura inside was too strong, the probability of success was probably 500%, and it was completely impossible to fail.
Faintly, Zhou Qiang's palm touched the first page, and he immediately closed his eyes and entered the world of the book.
A memory fragment then appeared, which was the life of the Feng Shui physiognomy His Excellency Song Yang:
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"It's so boring, ahhhh
"I said, Master, is there WIFI in our small courtyard, I want to download a few manga to see, I haven't read the update of One Piece for a long time. A young man named Song Yang, with a painful sore shoulder, lifted the bad old man hiding in the quilt and pretending to sleep.
Unexpectedly, there were two "Playboys" on Master's bed, one was opened, and the two pages of the magazine were blondes with a fruity body, scratching their heads and posing, and their eyes were like silk, so that Song Yang's mouth was dry, and he almost became a pillar of optimism.
"Early in the morning, I made a fuss and disturbed people's dreams, what kind of words are I like?!" Li Ruizhi got up in a panic, her face was full of shame and anger, and she quickly hid all the two books and didn't show them to Song Yang.
"Don't be ashamed!" Song Yang looked disdainful, "You told me yesterday that you would be angry and work hard to study feng shui physiognomy, just seek shame before the snow, slap the faces of the masters and uncles, and never let our master and apprentice be coldly looked at by them again, you really fooled me! Lazy cancer is committed again, isn't it?"
Li Ruizhi rubbed her hands awkwardly and retorted: "Why are you lying to you for the teacher? I'm ...... The highest level of study of chest surgery!"
"Hush. Song Yang flattened his mouth and snorted coldly, not believing his lies at all.
"You kid has stiff wings, you actually think that the master is lying?" Li Ruizhi blew his beard and glared, took out the playboy seriously, and pointed to the 36-G fruit model that made Song Yang's mouth water, "I'm just looking at the photo and studying the chest technique." ”
Speaking of physiognomy, it is a physiognomy that Li Ruizhi has developed from the textbooks of physiognomy masters such as "Mai Shenxiang", "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", and "Taixuan Yijing".
It sounds very dirty and obscene, but when Li Ruizhi first did research, he was a university that dozens of physiognomy masters from up and down their Taoist temple had high hopes for.
In view of the difficulty of making ends meet, all industries must seek innovation and change, and must not wait for death in the same place.
Therefore, the industry of feng shui physiognomy is no exception.
All the physiognomy masters are eagerly looking forward to it, eagerly hoping that Li Ruizhi's "physiognomy technique" can succeed to save the gym on the verge of closure and save the physiognomy industry that is becoming more and more difficult to make a living.
"Do you remember, why did our physiognomy master go from being hot to being shouted and beaten by everyone?" Li Ruizhi stroked his white beard and asked.
Song Yang pouted: "It's not that there are too many peers who have been deceived and abducted? A group of impostors have ruined the reputation of the physiognomy." In addition, our genuine physiognomy masters are also of inferior level, good and bad, and the success rate of face is too low, and over time, others will naturally not believe us. ”
"yes. Li Ruizhi sighed, complained bitterly, and his face was full of anger, "But can we be blamed for the phase master? In the past, our phase master walked the rivers and lakes and met others, and the mantra was 'female benefactor, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and there will be a big disaster in the near future', but now? Women are wearing makeup, heavy makeup, and their faces are white and tender, even if they are forty aunts, they are as delicate as twenty-eight girls, we only know how to face each other, that is, to look at faces, and there is no perspective eye, and we encounter the same Internet celebrity face, how can we be physiognomy?"
Song Yang yawned: "Master, you have to complain to me dozens of times every day, and I have calluses in my ears." ”
"Am I easy?" Li Ruizhi grabbed Song Yang's ears angrily.
"Ouch, Master, let go, I'll just listen to you. Song Yang was very helpless, so he had to admit it and listen to the master's complaints. In fact, he is also very sympathetic to the master, Li Ruizhi's physiognomy was originally unique in the world, and he was called an old fairy, but unfortunately the good times did not last long, and later his face was covered by makeup, and his eyes were blocked by the contact lenses, which led to the continuous failure of the master's face, and he was chased and beaten as an old liar, and his self-confidence in seeing his face was deeply frustrated.
Li Ruizhi, a generation of phase teachers in the seventies and eighties, has since fallen.
After all thoughts were lost, Li Ruizhi took a sidestep and studied the chest technique from an old book that recorded miraculous skills, that is, looking at the face from a woman's chest! I thought it was a crooked and evil way, and was ridiculed by my senior brothers, but I never expected that it would have a miraculous effect. So in the eighties and nineties, Li Ruizhi rose again and became famous all over the world by virtue of his obscene "chest technique"!
He deserves to be unlucky, bad old man just can't keep up with the times. thought that he had overcome the makeup problem, but in recent years, breast augmentation has become popular again, and countless fake silicone breasts have made Li Ruizhi stunned. He wanted to delve into the solution to breast augmentation surgery, but the times have changed too fast: fake breasts, padded silicone, magic bras, so that a group of A-cup flat-chested girls have become proud sexy-sexy-stunning!
At this moment, Master was completely stunned.
"The era of dog days has become too fucking fast!" Li Ruizhi patted Song Yang's brain angrily, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about it anymore, aren't you bragging that you are better than the blue? What have you been busy with lately? ”
Song Yang smiled: "It is said that perverts have three realms, the first is to look at the face, the second is to look at the chest, and the third is to look at the legs." Now that the physiognomy technique is outdated and the physiognomy technique is eliminated, I think that the next step will be the era of the physiognomy technique!"
Li Ruizhi was stunned and stunned for a long time, before he finally came back to his senses and scolded angrily: "What is the triple realm of perverts? We are phase masters, serious phase masters, you really can't spit out ivory with a dog's mouth, and you lose the face of being a teacher, and you dare to compare the craftsmanship handed down by our ancestors with that of a pervert." ”
Song Yang was annoyed: "Love to listen or not!"
"Ahem, let's hear it. Li Ruizhi still couldn't hold back her curiosity, lowered her posture and humbly asked for advice. After all, his apprentice, that is a rare once-in-a-century wizard, was discovered in a ravine when he traveled south and north, not only learned quickly in the field of physiognomy, but also according to his master who died ten years ago: Song Yang, this kid has a peach god and is talented, and he is the only one who will re-emerge in our gym in the future.
You must know that Li Ruizhi's master is an ace physiognomy master, a generation of grandmasters, who has broken away from the superficial realm of physiognomy, opened his eyes to heaven, and can "look at qi" and see a person's past, present and future, which is divine. So Li Ruizhi was convinced of his words. Especially after teaching Song Yang his own chest surgery, he can simply learn it all at once.
Song Yang cleared his throat and said proudly: "Now Korean stick plastic surgery is becoming more and more rampant, but I have heard of face shaping and breast augmentation, but I have never made legs!
"Nonsense!" Li Ruizhi couldn't help but refute the apprentice, "The human legs are the same, there is no feature at all, the difference is very small, where can it be used as a reference for physiognomy?"
"That's Master, you're lonely, listen to me......"
Before the words fell, I heard the second uncle outside the small courtyard shouting.
Li Ruizhi pricked up his ears, and then raised his eyebrows: "I didn't expect that I didn't ask about the world for a long time, but there are still fans in the world, did you hear it?
Song Yang also swallowed his saliva: "Master, our business can finally open." This time, you have to cheat a little more money, since the second uncle usurped the throne and became the lord of the view, he said that you are an evil demon, and you have been squeezing out, and you have deducted our daily salary, and even our network cable has been pinched, suffocating me!"
"Hey, it's time to cure Internet addiction. Besides, what is a deception?"
The master and apprentice talked and came to the main hall of the hall.
Song Yang's eyes suddenly lit up, and Li Ruizhi, who was disrespectful to the old man, also stared at the old eyes that were shining.
Because the people who came to the Taoist Temple of Longhu Mountain were a pair of beautiful and enchanting mother and daughter-flower.
The middle-aged woman is gentle and elegant, wearing a cheongsam, and her well-maintained fair and beautiful legs are faintly exposed at the slits, which is particularly sultry, coupled with the tight buttocks, especially the pair of murder weapons that are about to come out, Li Ruizhi swallowed wildly.
The girl is fresh and elegant, with no makeup and exquisite makeup, a snowy and pretty face that is suitable for disgust and joy, wearing a close-fitting black thin sweater, lining her slender and convex figure to the fullest, and wearing only an ultra-short hot pants on her lower body, exposing a pair of slender white legs, which almost hooked Song Yang's soul.
When Li Ruizhi and Song Yang came to the main hall, the fashionable and beautiful girl had already raised her delicate chin, revealing a disapproving look, and said in disgust: "Mom, I just said that those fortune-telling liars are not credible, they are all nonsense, you don't believe it, and now you have finally exposed their true colors, right?"
All the physiognomy masters in the gym were depressed, their heads drooping, and they wilted like frosted eggplants.
When Li Ruizhi heard this, he was furious, and glared at the old man: "Girl, our sorcerer mountain has a thousand-year-old heritage, and physiognomy is well-known all over the world, how can you call us liars?
"Cut, the feudal superstitious cow ghost snake god. The girl snorted coldly, stretched out her white wrist contemptuously, and pointed at Song Yang's uncles, "They blew the cowhide loudly, saying that they knew five hundred years from above, five hundred years from below, and could understand thousands of years." I asked them to guess where we came from, and a bunch of idiots all guessed that the donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth!"
The Ninth Senior Uncle awkwardly reminded Li Ruizhi: "Third Senior Brother, in our Longhu Mountain, your physiognomy skills are the most exquisite, why don't you try it." ”
The second uncle, who has always been at odds with Li Ruizhi, couldn't help but show contempt: "Hmph, he also understands a little crooked and heretical, and it is embarrassing to say it, and he is also worthy of calling himself the first phase master of Longhu Mountain?" ”