453 Open-minded learning
Everyone usually earns a bite to eat in the Taoist temple, but you are taking a salary at the bottom of the kettle at a critical time, and you want me to look foreign.
Uncle can endure it, and aunt can't bear it!
Therefore, after being provoked by the second uncle's bullshit, Li Ruizhi was furious, glanced at the woman's face, and peeped obscenely, and was suddenly full of confidence, and blurted out without hesitation: "If I'm not mistaken, this lady has a rich and noble face, and Zixia comes from the east, this is the appearance of a serious Wangfu IKEA." In my humble opinion, your husband will have a great joy these days...... Ahh
The voice did not fall.
Li Ruizhi suddenly felt a sharp pain in the instep of her foot, and couldn't help but exhale in pain.
He Song Yang stepped on it hard, and immediately bared his teeth in pain, glaring at his apprentice with annoyance.
"Master, beware of fake faces and silicone...... I think you're wrong. Song Yang reminded in a low voice.
Li Ruizhi raised his eyebrows, and sure enough, he saw that the senior brothers showed contemptuous looks, and the mother and daughter were full of anger, obviously poked in the sore spot by his words.
He couldn't help rubbing his hands in embarrassment, full of confusion: Something is wrong? Why? Look at the middle-aged woman's face without any traces of cosmetics, and there is not a trace of crow's feet, it can be seen that she is used to being pampered, and it is a perfect shape, according to the experience of the old physiognographer, it is the standard appearance of the Wangfu Wangjia.
Li Ruizhi was aggrieved for a while, how could this be wrong???
Song Yang saw that the master was deflated, and the senior uncles, brothers, and disciples all showed gloating looks, and he was annoyed in his heart, so he simply gritted his teeth and stood up, clearing his throat: "This lady, the reason why you came to our Taoist temple should be because of palpitations and dreams for several days, and in the dream, your husband appeared, right?"
After these words were spoken.
The mother and daughter all changed their faces, and they all looked at Song Yang blankly.
It was this thing that bothered them, because it was so supernatural that it made them all creepy.
After all, the middle-aged woman's husband has been dead for 10 years.
Even if one of them would dream day and night because of the longing for her deceased husband or the mourning for her father, it would be a little scary for them to have the same dream at the same time.
"Little fairy, you come to help us two!" The middle-aged woman immediately pounced on her, her eyes were full of hope, and she looked at Zhou Qiang expectantly, "You must have a solution, right?"
"Of course, we people in the Dao Sect will naturally have a way to deal with it when we see where the calamity is coming from. Song Yang smiled faintly, but rubbed his right fingers, "It's just that the heavenly secret cannot be leaked, and whoever leaks it will lose Yang Shou, so I am sacrificing my health to help you relieve your misfortune, and I need some extremely rare supplements to help me make up for the loss." ”
The young woman was stunned, and suddenly looked at Song Yang suspiciously, her eyes full of scrutiny.
After all, Song Yang's miser and liar's face made her very disgusted, and she could hardly imagine that the person in front of her was really trustworthy.
But the middle-aged woman has a lot of experience in the vicissitudes of life, and she knows very well: most of those pretending to be old fairies are liars who are less than half a bottle, and Song Yang, who confidently mentions remuneration directly, is a real pragmatist, and most of them are people with great skills.
Therefore, she no longer hesitated, and immediately took out two large stacks of thick banknotes from the delicate calfskin rose pattern handbag, and respectfully handed them to Song Yang: "Little fairy, please give me more advice." ”
"Ahem, as soon as a man is rich, he will become bad, he will degenerate, he will neglect his studies, and he will become a mediocre fool, so I, as an elder, have to keep it for you first. Li Ruizhi immediately snatched it and stuffed all the cash directly into his sleeve.
Song Yang rolled his eyes wildly, every time the master used the same method to defraud him of the New Year's money.
However, Song Yang doesn't care about money, anyway, he has no worries about food and clothing in the Taoist temple.
"Actually, it's very simple, now take out all the personal trinkets you have obtained in a week and hand them over to me for inspection!" Song Yang said.
"Huh?" the mother and daughter were stunned.
Song Yang explained: "According to the physiognomy technique, although you are all wearing makeup, I can see the black light transpiring, which is a typical sign of misfortune! Just ......"
Song Yang pondered for a while, and reasoned in a very detective style: "In my opinion, your mother and daughter are affected exactly the same. So, most likely, you bought a pair of accessories and shared them, right?"
As he spoke, Song Yang crossed his fingers and began to examine their earrings, bracelets, and rings.
"You are really like a god!" The middle-aged woman was so excited that without thinking, she immediately took out a lucky bag from her pocket, and then said to her daughter, "The culprits must be them! When we traveled to Miaojiang three days ago, there was definitely something wrong with the ethnic style lucky bag we bought from the small vendor!"
The young woman also trusted Song Yang a little more, so she obediently took out the lucky bag, threw it into Song Yang's hand, and bowed slightly: "Sir, please take a look." ”
Song Yang immediately dodged away, lest the thing would contaminate him.
At this time, the master Li Ruizhi, who was counting the money in a hurry, was also discolored, and took out a peachwood sword like a trick and poked it directly on the lucky bag.
So, an emerald green weird centipede slowly crawled out......
"Ahhhhh!!!h
Screams resounded throughout the Taoist temple.
"It's a fierce ghost centipede. Li Ruizhi stared at the thing vigilantly, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and looked at the mother and daughter with a wry smile, "You are really lucky, if you don't come to our Taoist temple, if you don't be discovered by my apprentice, I'm afraid ...... In a month's time, you will become a puppet of the Gu Master. ”
After speaking, Li Ruizhi couldn't help but look at Song Yang in surprise: "Boy, can you rely on physiognomy to see this thing? This is beyond the scope of our physiognomy master." ”
Song Yang rolled his eyes: "Where is it beyond that? I saw that they were in trouble through the physiognomy technique, and through the self-created physiognomy technique, I saw that their middle technique was not deep, and it was superficial, and I judged that it was a problem within a week." ”
"But through physiognomy, I can only see that she has an IKEA IKEA room...... Li Ruizhi was puzzled.
Song Yang chuckled and pursed his lips: "That's because you saw that the wrinkles on her forehead are the blessings of the Eight Classics! Because on the surface, it is a classic Heavenly Court pattern." However, this lady's cosmetics completely cover the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, while those crow's feet directly cut off the heavenly court lines, which is the famous 'middle way collapse' in physiognomy, which means that Kefu ...... Ahem, let's talk about these things in private. ”
Seeing that the middle-aged woman's face suddenly became ugly, Song Yang also realized from the master's eyes that he should shut up, so he honestly closed his mouth and pretended to be dead.
"Awesome!"
At this moment, from outside the Taoist temple, a rather imposing golden silk sandalwood cane appeared, and then a dwarf-like short, but it instantly made the Taoist temple silent, so that all the figures who lowered their heads convincingly appeared.
"Master. ”
"Master. ”
The disciples of the second and third generations bowed one after another.
"Song Yang, you don't have to bow to me. The master smiled and hugged Song Yang, who was about to kneel down and make a big salute, and nodded his head, "The son can be taught! ”
"Thanks to the false praise of the master......
"Heh, don't be polite. From now on, you will teach in the Bagua Hall and teach your physiognomy to everyone. The master stroked his beard, but he gave a request that made everyone stunned.
Suddenly, the Taoist temple fryer.
The second uncle couldn't help but interject: "Master, Song Yang, he is not yet an adult......"
The third uncle also shook his head: "Song Yang, he is just an ordinary miscellaneous disciple in the Taoist temple, not to mention the inner disciples, the outer disciples are not qualified, you suddenly forcibly pull him to help the seedlings, I am afraid that everyone in the Taoist temple will not accept it." ”
"A bunch of idiots!"
The master of the Taoist temple sneered and reprimanded all those who spoke out to dissuade him, and his eyes were cold: "Don't you hear that Mencius said: The master is a teacher? Hearing the Tao has a precedence, and there is a specialization in the art industry, now, Song Yang is gifted, born with great ability, and has mastered the supreme mystery of physiognomy in the year of the weak crown, you don't humbly ask for advice, but actually intrigue and even want to persecute him? No wonder you are so stupid and have no achievements!"
Everyone was suddenly stunned and speechless.
"Song Yang, you can start teaching them from now on!" the old man said lightly.
"Uh...... This ......" Song Yang was stunned, but he suddenly thought of the arrogant appearance of those bastard uncles before, and he couldn't help but lose his temper, "Lecture is lecture! However, the teacher in the private school will charge the students' tuition, you can't let me share physiognomy for free, right? Although we are feudal superstitions, we live in the new era, and we have to respect intellectual property rights, right?"
His master immediately rewarded Song Yang with a brainstorm: "You kid! Your physiognomy is taught by me for free, and now, let you share it, but you play a little trick on me, white-eyed wolf!"
The master of the Taoist temple stroked his beard and chuckled: "No, Song Yang is right. Knowledge is inherently valuable, so when you finish imparting it, I'll collect it according to the content, okay?"
"Come on. ”
Next, is the first lesson of Song Yang's life.
He started his story from the beginning, and always talked about dusk.
Then, that's it.
Zhou Qiang was also awake from the psychic state of the relic technique.
He looked up at his watch and saw that about 17 minutes had passed, but in the world of the "Song Physiognomy Codex", a full 4 hours had passed!
Although Song Yang's teaching skills are very mediocre, Zhou Qiang has a strong learning ability, memorizes all the content by rote, memorizes it by heart, and understands most of it in class.
"Oh my God!" Zhou Qiang couldn't help but swallow his saliva, his eyes looked at the Song Physiognomy Codex with a dull gaze, and looked at it in shock, "This Song Yang senior, actually forcibly printed the memory fragment of a class directly on the first page!! what I sensed with the relic technique is simply the physiognomy knowledge that Song Yang deliberately left......"
Song Yang imprinted his physiognomy knowledge on a page in every class, and this method was simply unbelievably strong.
It is no wonder that Zhou Qiang has always felt that this "Song's Physiognomy Codex" has an unimaginably strong spiritual essence.
It's just that if you want to sense those memory fragments, you must have a strong spirit, at least an innate martial artist. And Huang Wei, who kept the "Song's Physiognomy Codex", did not reach the threshold. And Zhou Qiang relied on the relic technique to successfully communicate with the book and obtain this knowledge.