0618 You want to steal fish, don't you?

The second dog sighed loudly: "Brother, I really didn't have a way to steal it." I bought all the Buddha's heads all over the country. ”

Jin Rui asked slowly: "What are you smashing the Buddha's head for?"

Erdan shook his head and whispered, "I don't know what's in there." When my master was in Nirvana, he told me to go all the way to the southwest......"

"Find my fate, find my soul. ”

"He told me that my soul is in the head of the Buddha. I have found the soul in the Buddha's head, and my cultivation will be complete in this life. ”

"I can't find it, I have to fix it again!"

Jin Rui was muffled for a while, and asked curiously, "Your master didn't say what kind of Buddha head it is?"

Erdan shook his head, looked at the gray night sky, and said softly: "Brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass this level......"

"How?"

Erdan shook his head and said, "I don't know, I just feel like a voice is telling me and guiding me......"

"Brother, listen, listen, do you hear? ”

"Don't come again, I can't find my soul!"

Erdan suddenly jumped up and jumped ten meters high.

"Don't come back !!"

After saying that, the second egg flew out and smashed into the deep pool.

Nima!

Second, forcing the dog, this is the rhythm of being driven crazy.

Jin Rui thought about what Erdan said, and he couldn't figure it out for a while.

"The soul is in the Buddha's head!"

"The soul is in the head of the Buddha?"

Dead old monk, death is going to die, and he also plays a special trick and lets your apprentice guess the lantern riddle!

Your apprentices are going to be driven crazy by you.

That's what Ingrid said to Jin Rui.

Something has been wrong with Erdan's situation in the last two months.

It's a bit of a sign of enchantment.

Put other things aside, and solve the trouble of the second dog first.

When he returned to the house and was about to go into the study to sleep, a hand stretched out from the master bedroom and pulled Jin Rui in.

"Tyrannosaurus, you're going to die!

"I ...... Jing, you female tyrannosaurus, what are you doing......"

"You stop...... Sizzle...... Wait, wait, wait......"

"I haven't taken a shower yet......"

After a ridiculous night, Jin Rui got up early to buy steamed buns, fritters, and soy milk.

When he turned around and went out for a run, he heard a melodious singing from the kitchen.

Stretching his neck and leaning over quietly, Jin Rui's breathing almost stopped.

The big boss was wearing thin silk pajamas, and his long legs, which were as white as jade, blinded his eyes.

The slender calves are flawless.

Her shaggy hair was scattered over her shoulders and hung down on her chest.

The delicate and deep collarbones, the looming exquisiteness, and the fragrance of magnolia flowers are coming.

Lan Jingyi leaned over and was rolling noodles by hand, humming Anita Mui's "Sunset Song" in her mouth.

The green onion ten fingers are skillfully kneading and kneading, and the noodles are quickly cut into strips under the hands of the big boss.

The expression is focused, and the jade face is shining, like a new daughter-in-law.

Jin Rui looked at it in a daze, and unconsciously the cigarette butt burned his hand.

Lan Jingyi suddenly looked back, and suddenly glanced at Jin Rui, but she was startled, covered her chest, and put her rolling pin across her chest.

"Jin Rui, you're scared me to death. ”

Jin Rui was stunned, breathing rapidly, and screamed tremblingly.

"Jingyi!"

The call from the bottom of her heart and soul made Lan Jingyi's body tremble.

couldn't help but flash into the kitchen, stretched out her hand to hug it, Lan Jingyi was shocked and resisted Jin Rui.

"Jingyi, I miss you. ”

As he spoke, he was going to kiss.

"Bastard!"

Lan Jingyi raised her hand and gave Jin Rui a slap, which made it loud.

This slap was slapped, and Lan Jingyi immediately regretted it again.

Holding his hand tightly, biting his lip, he looked at Jin Rui, pushed Jin Rui away, wanted to speak and stopped, and finally didn't speak again.

Jin Rui touched his hot left cheek, shook his head, smiled wryly, and turned to go out.

"Why are you going?"

Lan Jingyi shouted behind Jin Rui.

"Run!"

"Come back early, I'll give you something to eat. ”

Jin Rui was stunned, turned around and nodded heavily

"Okay Lan Dong. You're sure to be delicious underneath......"

"I can't get enough food in my life. ”

After saying that, he will run.

Lan Jingyi snorted, turned her head and felt that something was wrong, and suddenly, Lan Jingyi whispered.

After spitting heavily, Yu's face suddenly blushed, and her body softened.

"Stinky bastard!"

Jin Rui jogged out the door, passed through the Jinding Business Zone, hummed the "Sunset Song" hummed by the big boss, turned the South Road, and arrived at the Funan River.

Walk up the Funan River to the park and slowly slow down.

This is the place where I first met the second dog.

It was here that Mo Tianpeng, a royal-level master and 712 gold medal fighter, was beaten into tears by the second dog.

It was here that Jin Rui fooled the two dogs through deception and became his own Vajra Great Protector.

It's been almost two years in the blink of an eye.

The second forced dog followed him, and he was also promoted from the emperor level to the emperor level of the Great Perfection, only one step away from the ground level.

Although the promotion is not fast, the second forced dog is a super pervert, and the emperor-level Great Perfection is a half-step grandmaster, and the chance of winning is more than eighty percent.

Even against a new grandmaster, the second dog can withstand ten moves.

After many years, there is not the slightest trace of the devastation in the park after the war.

Jin Rui took a cigarette in his mouth and walked around the original pond.

The goldfish in the pond have long been replaced by ornamental fish, and the red ornamental fish swim tirelessly in the water.

Early in the morning, the morning exercise and the aunts who are used to getting up early have already begun to walk and exercise.

"The soul is in the head of the Buddha?"

The mouth repeatedly nagged this sentence, and the mind kept speculating about the meaning of the words.

Could it be that the soul of the dog is locked in a Buddha's head?

It should be!

The second forced dog has a few strings in his head, and he doesn't open his mind.

But when I think about it, Jin Rui feels unscientific.

Buddhism doesn't have the trick of locking the soul.

Since ancient times, all the great monks who have been named have liked to play Zen machines, never say it, and like to let people guess.

The master who forced the dog to die also belongs to this kind of person.

You must know that the monk who can open the valley is a great Zen master, even in the Buddha country, he is a proper monk and king.

And it is also the role of a great Zen master and monk like Su Momo.

After the Great Zen Master, that is the legendary Venerable Master!

It is equivalent to the true true people of the Taoists.

It can be seen how big the second dog master is.

However, Jin Rui forgot that Erdan had told him.

Erdan's master has been Bigu for ten years.

Circling around the pond, gradually, the curious and enthusiastic park aunts discovered that something was wrong with Jin Rui.

"Aunt Li, look at this young man, he has been around the pond for a long time, and I think eighty percent of them are stealing fish. ”

"Hmm...... I think it's kind of like that. ”

"Let's go over and ask. ”

When Jin Rui wanted to turn around again, he was stopped by someone.

Five bright Tai Chi swords pointed at themselves, and the five aunts held the sword in their hands, pinching the sword trick, murderous, and looked at Jin Rui coldly.

Frightened, Jin Rui hurriedly raised his hands and stood upright.

"What are you sneaking around, young man?"

"I didn't, I didn't do anything. I'll go down and don't break the law. ”

"Hmph, go around!? I've circled around the pond dozens of times, and at a glance, I know that your doll rat doesn't have a sickle, and you have a heart for a cat. ”

"Say, you...... Do you want to steal fish!?"

Jin Rui said dumbfoundedly: "I steal fish?"

"Yes, you're stealing fish! You're trying to steal fish and sell it!"

"Of the 500 red carp stocked in the district last month, dozens of ...... were stolen in two days."

"The previous week, we caught two fish thieves, and they said there was an accomplice......"

"I think you are. Ann!?"

As he spoke, the five swords pressed against Jin Rui's body.

Although it is only an ornamental sword that practices Tai Chi and does not have a blade, the tip of the sword is a genuine tip.

Jin Rui cried and mourned, raised his hands and explained with a smile.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm really a good guy, I live in the Jinding Business Zone, I'm not a bad person, but a fish thief. ”

However, the five heroines didn't believe what Jin Rui said

Jin Rui was forced to sit down on the bench, and he had to force 1510 to explain clearly.

"Still want to deny it?"

"Hmph, if I don't give you some color, then I don't know how powerful our 'Emei Five Sword Immortals' are!"

"Say!"

As he spoke, there was a sudden scream.

"Someone stole fish ......"

"Hurry up, hurry up, catch the fish thief, the fish thief, the fish thief ......"